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(Telegraph)   Today's cute teacher caught in lay-by with sixth-form boy comes to us from Dumfries, Scotland (w/pic)   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Dumfries, Scotland, Catholic school, Marist, procurator fiscal, English at St Joseph, Herne Bay  
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2013-01-10 10:58:38 PM  
6 votes:
Not even the Scots know what any of those words mean, subby.
2013-01-10 11:51:01 PM  
4 votes:
Eppie Sprung-Dawson sounds like a condition that even the strongest ointments can't cure.
2013-01-11 05:01:59 AM  
2 votes:
So, like, Scottish cute...
2013-01-11 04:45:24 AM  
2 votes:
One of cross beams got out of skew on treadle.
2013-01-11 07:48:09 PM  
1 vote:
So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yarbles!
2013-01-11 08:49:12 AM  
1 vote:

uttertosh: OscarTamerz: and she'll get a 2 week suspension with pay. Unless her father in law reaches out to the judge and gets her 20 years, no parole, inside. Cheaper than a divorce.

Not a Catholic school teacher, no. That's a firing. And if her father-in-law can do that from beyond the grave, all the power to him.

Yeah, she's a female teacher. Not a male priest. Otherwise, there'd be no problem with this.
2013-01-11 08:45:57 AM  
1 vote:
So it is a Catholic school. If she was male, she would not be in trouble for the encounter and then promoted to Bishop.
2013-01-11 08:42:43 AM  
1 vote:
Sixth-form boy?

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2013-01-11 08:42:33 AM  
1 vote:
So this is what sends Scotsmen into the loving rump of a sheep.
2013-01-11 08:35:43 AM  
1 vote:
Even with the explanations in this thread, I still don't understand what the hell this article is talking about. Sixth former? Y6 to Y13? Are we still talking about school or is this some kind of gene coding? WHAT GRADE WAS HE IN?
2013-01-11 06:09:49 AM  
1 vote:
I wonder what "Scottish cute" looks like.
eh, better than British cute. looks a lot older than 26 to me.
2013-01-11 05:45:02 AM  
1 vote:
I recognize the words as English, but that's about it.
2013-01-11 05:02:14 AM  
1 vote:

redundantman: "sixth-form" ... "lay-by" .... What the hell is this, subby? Speak American 'Merican!

//the universal language of the internet.

2013-01-11 01:48:54 AM  
1 vote:

Mangoose: Not even the Scots know what any of those words mean, subby.

Especially cute

Not clicking, but being a "Fail" link, it's probably not a right bonnie set of tits either
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