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(Telegraph)   Today's cute teacher caught in lay-by with sixth-form boy comes to us from Dumfries, Scotland (w/pic)   (telegraph.co.uk) divider line 15
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2013-01-11 07:44:20 AM
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/that is all
2013-01-11 07:34:00 AM
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Feed_The_Walrus: And "sixth form" pupils in England are usually 16 - 18, so if they're slightly older in Scotland then this pupil would have probably been over the age of consent (16) especially considering December is halfway through the school year.


In England you start school when you'll have your fifth birthday is Y1, so you have your 16th birthday in Y12 and your 17th birthday in Y13.

Scotland starts education 6 months older, so you enter Primary 1 in Scotland when you are between 4 1/2 and 5 1/2, and enter S6 between 16 1/2 and 17 1/2.

I'd forgotten that; it means that a Scottish 6th year pupil will be on average a full year older than an English sixth former: 6 months because school starts later and 6 months because there are two sixth forms and one sixth year.

However ... although the age of consent in Scotland is 16 normally, it's 18 if the other party is in a position of authority over you. If they were getting up to naughties in the car, she's potentially in deep doo-doo.
2013-01-11 07:11:09 AM
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If I had an in-law that was a former solicitor-general, I'd walk a very straight and narrow path indeed.
2013-01-11 06:15:48 AM
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orbister: bazzanoid: In the UK the young 'uns leave secondary school (high school) at 16 having sat general education certificate exams and go on to Sixth Form either at the same school or a new college for two years (11th and 12th grade) for A levels, then University / College after for whatever.

Close, but no cigar.

In England pupils spend six years in primary school (Y1 - Y6) and then seven years in secondary education (Y7 - 13 or, in the old money, 1st form - 5th form, lower sixth and upper sixth). It is, as you say, very common for pupils to move for the sixth form (Y12 & 13)

In Scotland pupils spend seven years in primary school (P1 - P7) and then, traditionally, five years in secondary school (S1 - S5) before going off to university, where courses are all one year longer than the English equivalents. The sixth year at secondary school (S6) is taken by only a minority of pupils, though it's a growing minority as it's now unusual to go to university after S5. The university courses still have the extra year, though. Sixth form colleges are very unusual in Scotland, and most pupils stay at the same school if they do a sixth year.

TL;DR: "Sixth year" pupils at Scottish schools are on average six months older than "sixth form" pupils at English schools.

STL;SDR: Lunch lady Doris ... Grease me up!


And "sixth form" pupils in England are usually 16 - 18, so if they're slightly older in Scotland then this pupil would have probably been over the age of consent (16) especially considering December is halfway through the school year. She'll lose her job but won't do any time ... I don't think she's broken a law so it was a bit strange to draw the parallel with the teacher that seduced and texted a 15 year old.
2013-01-11 06:10:00 AM
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bazzanoid: In the UK the young 'uns leave secondary school (high school) at 16 having sat general education certificate exams and go on to Sixth Form either at the same school or a new college for two years (11th and 12th grade) for A levels, then University / College after for whatever.


Close, but no cigar.

In England pupils spend six years in primary school (Y1 - Y6) and then seven years in secondary education (Y7 - 13 or, in the old money, 1st form - 5th form, lower sixth and upper sixth). It is, as you say, very common for pupils to move for the sixth form (Y12 & 13)

In Scotland pupils spend seven years in primary school (P1 - P7) and then, traditionally, five years in secondary school (S1 - S5) before going off to university, where courses are all one year longer than the English equivalents. The sixth year at secondary school (S6) is taken by only a minority of pupils, though it's a growing minority as it's now unusual to go to university after S5. The university courses still have the extra year, though. Sixth form colleges are very unusual in Scotland, and most pupils stay at the same school if they do a sixth year.

TL;DR: "Sixth year" pupils at Scottish schools are on average six months older than "sixth form" pupils at English schools.

STL;SDR: Lunch lady Doris ... Grease me up!
2013-01-11 06:09:49 AM
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I wonder what "Scottish cute" looks like.
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eh, better than British cute. looks a lot older than 26 to me.
2013-01-11 05:39:06 AM
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Apos: "She improved my English a lot and taught me good techniques...."

I'll bet she did.


One described her as a "legend", adding: "She improved my English a lot and taught me good techniques and she made me read more. She tried to make her lessons as fun as possible." Another said: "Miss Sprung is amazing! She was such a laugh at the panto."

Apparently when you are doing her 6th form-style, she's amazing and will make you panto all night long in the lay-by with those techniques, as well.

/meh...that felt forced at the end
2013-01-11 05:20:24 AM
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donnielove: So, like, Scottish cute..


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Hotter than not
2013-01-11 05:15:18 AM
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John's Long Mustache: The real question is what kind of a jerk drops a dime and ruins the students fun.


One that also had a hankering for her and got jealous
2013-01-11 04:55:08 AM
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Nice touch including a male teacher who got 4 years for texting. They probably caught her riding the baloney pony naked and she'll get a 2 week suspension with pay. Unless her father in law reaches out to the judge and gets her 20 years, no parole, inside. Cheaper than a divorce.
2013-01-11 04:50:12 AM
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My favorite part from TFA: She has a number of positive reviews from pupils on the website ratemyteachers.com.

/ i bet she does!
2013-01-11 01:31:27 AM
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It was pretty farked up of them to print their wedding picture.
I'm pretty sure her husband feels bad enough already.
2013-01-11 12:51:29 AM
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"She improved my English a lot and taught me good techniques...."

I'll bet she did.
2013-01-10 11:51:01 PM
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Eppie Sprung-Dawson sounds like a condition that even the strongest ointments can't cure.
2013-01-10 10:58:38 PM
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Not even the Scots know what any of those words mean, subby.
 
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