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(Daily Mail)   Woman goes full Mike Tyson on her boyfriend. Never go full Mike Tyson   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 48
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2013-01-10 10:33:09 PM  
ear we go again...
 
2013-01-11 12:26:54 AM  
That chick looks 50
 
2013-01-11 12:28:48 AM  
That guy looks like he could be a relative. I knew Grandpa shouldn't have gone whoring in the swamps
 
2013-01-11 12:31:38 AM  
I'm guessing alcohol was a factor.
 
2013-01-11 12:34:30 AM  

red5ish: I'm guessing alcohol was a factor.


The chick has pencil brows and a tramp stamp. I don't see how alcohol could not have been a factor.
 
2013-01-11 12:34:50 AM  
i28.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-11 12:36:55 AM  

drjekel_mrhyde: That chick looks 50


She looks 50 probably because she ain't wearing make-up.

Hahah! This lady reminded me of a female model who likes to dress up as a seductive zombie then bites off her farkmates.
 
2013-01-11 12:38:26 AM  
Knocked out Spinks in 91 seconds? Crazy face tattoo? Raped a Miss Black Indiana contestant? Currently taking a one-man show on tour?

/clicks link
//oh man, not original
 
2013-01-11 12:38:42 AM  
Yikes! he's lucky it was just an ear and not something else.
 
2013-01-11 12:41:50 AM  
She looks empowered.
 
2013-01-11 12:42:07 AM  

harrydorcas: drjekel_mrhyde: That chick looks 50

She looks 50 probably because she ain't wearing make-up.


It ain't just makeup or lack thereof.
 
2013-01-11 12:43:12 AM  
twat? TWAT? I coont hear you I have an ear infuction
 
2013-01-11 12:45:01 AM  
Weirdest boner.
 
2013-01-11 12:49:46 AM  
www.heymister.net
 
2013-01-11 12:53:59 AM  
 
2013-01-11 12:56:50 AM  
lucky for him she didn't go full bobitt
 
2013-01-11 01:02:11 AM  
how in the hell does the dailyfail keep reporting on stories happening in places like florida? i think that murdoch cellphone spying thing went a little deeper than anybody could have possibly anticipated.

/adjusts tinfoil hat
//pours another rum drink
 
2013-01-11 01:06:52 AM  
Stripper or ex stripper?
 
2013-01-11 01:09:26 AM  

skinink: And this isn't even the first time she's been involved with the law. Meth is a helluva drug!


i877.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-11 01:12:38 AM  

divgradcurl: how in the hell does the dailyfail keep reporting on stories happening in places like florida? i think that murdoch cellphone spying thing went a little deeper than anybody could have possibly anticipated.

/adjusts tinfoil hat
//pours another rum drink


Calling what the Fail does "reporting" is being rather too kind.

What the Fail does is run a consistent flood of stories selected, titled, captioned, and flamebaited solely to try and make them go viral.

That blend, while it has almost entirely nothing to do with news any more, makes them the world's most visited English-language newspaper website.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/dec/20/mail-online-abcs

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/traffic-to-mailonline-reached-112m-i n -november/s2/a551604/

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/daily-mail-online-web-traffic-above- 1 00m-first-time/s2/a550434/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092432/MailOnline-worlds-num b er-Daily-Mail-biggest-newspaper-website-45-348-million-unique-users.ht ml
 
2013-01-11 01:14:38 AM  

skinink: And this isn't even the first time she's been involved with the law. Meth is a helluva drug!
[www.volusiafloridamugshots.com image 240x300]


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-11 01:16:53 AM  

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: red5ish: I'm guessing alcohol was a factor.

The chick has pencil brows and a tramp stamp. I don't see how alcohol could not have been a factor.


Plus, he didn't call the cops right away, but waited till the next day, and then only because "he couldn't stand how his ear looked."

I mean, ffs. Those two deserve each other.
 
2013-01-11 01:23:44 AM  
Full Nelson, Full Monty, full Mike Tyson.

The trifecta is complete.
 
2013-01-11 01:26:28 AM  
www.volusiafloridamugshots.com

ataw.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-11 01:30:02 AM  
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-11 01:34:25 AM  

Oh_Enough_Already: Domestic violence against a man is AWESOME!!!!

LAUGHTER OUT LOUD!!!!


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2013-01-11 01:38:02 AM  
Yet another cannibal story-without bath salts assistance-from the Sunshine State. Charming.
 
2013-01-11 01:43:27 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk

If there's another picture that says "spank me" more than this one, I haven't seen it.
 
2013-01-11 02:05:52 AM  

FatherChaos: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x608]

If there's another picture that says "spank me" more than this one, I haven't seen it.


images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-11 02:16:25 AM  
Bet she gives a mean beejer
 
2013-01-11 02:26:55 AM  

thisiszombocom: Bet she gives a mean beejer


If by "beejer" you mean "unexpected penile chomping", then I'm inclined to agree.
 
2013-01-11 02:27:16 AM  

FatherChaos: If there's another picture that says "spank me" more than this one, I haven't seen it.


So THAT is what a tramp stamp looks like, after a few decades and some meth turn you into a wrinkled old crone.
 
2013-01-11 02:28:00 AM  

Apos: If by "beejer" you mean "unexpected penile chomping gumming", then I'm inclined to agree.


FTFY.
 
2013-01-11 02:36:19 AM  
Huh, after checking out some of the other links on that site Is Derek Jeter's girl the next Kate Upton? caught my eye. Uh... no... HELL NO! Not even close. How DARE you even compare? Those knees are way too sharp, for starters.
 
2013-01-11 03:39:08 AM  
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2013-01-11 04:19:15 AM  

Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]


www.rajuabju.com
 
2013-01-11 04:54:25 AM  

OptimusHime: Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]

[www.rajuabju.com image 400x348]


Please tell me there's a tumblr of things just like this out there....
 
2013-01-11 04:58:07 AM  

MagSeven: OptimusHime: Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]

[www.rajuabju.com image 400x348]

Please tell me there's a tumblr of things just like this out there....


Man, do I wish. I was really happy I found that one to post it, I think I found it off of one of the more archaic sites back 10 years ago or so... Consumption Junction or one of the similar sites. Some Tyson fanboy was esoteric enough to post it on their fan site.

But hey, that means anyone who wants to make a slew of them will only enrich the world while not infringing on anyone's territory! ;-)
 
2013-01-11 05:11:02 AM  

OptimusHime: MagSeven: OptimusHime: Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]

[www.rajuabju.com image 400x348]

Please tell me there's a tumblr of things just like this out there....

Man, do I wish. I was really happy I found that one to post it, I think I found it off of one of the more archaic sites back 10 years ago or so... Consumption Junction or one of the similar sites. Some Tyson fanboy was esoteric enough to post it on their fan site.

But hey, that means anyone who wants to make a slew of them will only enrich the world while not infringing on anyone's territory! ;-)


Nice find! I guess I need to start honing my 'shopping skills and make some of my own.
 
2013-01-11 05:19:43 AM  
Whatever, so long Mills Lane doesn't get another show deal out of it.
 
2013-01-11 05:40:39 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
imgs.sfgate.com
 
2013-01-11 06:13:10 AM  
Time for breakfast
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Mikey likes it!!
 
2013-01-11 06:20:22 AM  
Looks like Melanie Griffith without makeup.
 
2013-01-11 06:21:57 AM  
You mean she sued him for having the same tattoo? Or did she serenade her BF with a rousing,
if off-key, rendition of 'One Night In Bangkok'?
 
2013-01-11 07:15:08 AM  
i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-11 10:53:22 AM  
Another one bites the bust! Another one bites the bust!...
guessing this guy isn't aware of the indication or function of a "red flag".
that said; lose half an ear, miss a turn. its in the rules.
/...but at least he had the good sense to report his (tweeker) girlfriend's violent assault...on accout of aesthetics.
//i like how the meth left her teeth intact just enough to gnaw through human cartilage, but it was the ear, and she only got half, so...7/10 ( performance, not appearance. ...ok, fine. appearance, too.)
 
2013-01-11 02:58:02 PM  
Took in stray cat with a chunk of its left ear missing, obviously from a fight. Named it Evander.
 
2013-01-11 02:59:19 PM  
Named it him Evander.

ftfm
 
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