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		Woman goes full Mike Tyson on her boyfriend. Never go full Mike Tyson (dailymail.co.uk)		49
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diaphoresis		2013-01-10 10:33:09 PM

ear we go again...

drjekel_mrhyde		2013-01-11 12:26:54 AM

That chick looks 50

Smeggy Smurf		2013-01-11 12:28:48 AM

That guy looks like he could be a relative. I knew Grandpa shouldn't have gone whoring in the swamps

red5ish		2013-01-11 12:31:38 AM

I'm guessing alcohol was a factor.

Suckmaster Burstingfoam		2013-01-11 12:34:30 AM

red5ish: I'm guessing alcohol was a factor.

The chick has pencil brows and a tramp stamp. I don't see how alcohol could not have been a factor.

SageC		2013-01-11 12:34:50 AM

harrydorcas		2013-01-11 12:36:55 AM

drjekel_mrhyde: That chick looks 50

She looks 50 probably because she ain't wearing make-up.

Hahah! This lady reminded me of a female model who likes to dress up as a seductive zombie then bites off her farkmates.

Solid State Vittles		2013-01-11 12:38:26 AM

Knocked out Spinks in 91 seconds? Crazy face tattoo? Raped a Miss Black Indiana contestant? Currently taking a one-man show on tour?

/clicks link
//oh man, not original

VJStinger		2013-01-11 12:38:42 AM

Yikes! he's lucky it was just an ear and not something else.

Tyranicle		2013-01-11 12:41:50 AM

She looks empowered.

KidneyStone		2013-01-11 12:42:07 AM

harrydorcas: drjekel_mrhyde: That chick looks 50

She looks 50 probably because she ain't wearing make-up.

It ain't just makeup or lack thereof.

KrispyKritter		2013-01-11 12:43:12 AM

twat? TWAT? I coont hear you I have an ear infuction

megarian		2013-01-11 12:45:01 AM

Weirdest boner.

DarkSoulNoHope		2013-01-11 12:49:46 AM

skinink		2013-01-11 12:53:59 AM

And this isn't even the first time she's been involved with the law. Meth is a helluva drug!

www.volusiafloridamugshots.com

What_Would_Jimi_Do		2013-01-11 12:56:50 AM

lucky for him she didn't go full bobitt

divgradcurl		2013-01-11 01:02:11 AM

how in the hell does the dailyfail keep reporting on stories happening in places like florida? i think that murdoch cellphone spying thing went a little deeper than anybody could have possibly anticipated.

/adjusts tinfoil hat
//pours another rum drink

johncb76006		2013-01-11 01:06:52 AM

Stripper or ex stripper?

Oh_Enough_Already		2013-01-11 01:09:14 AM

Domestic violence against a man is AWESOME!!!!

LAUGHTER OUT LOUD!!!!

DownDaRiver		2013-01-11 01:09:26 AM

skinink: And this isn't even the first time she's been involved with the law. Meth is a helluva drug!

i877.photobucket.com

gweilo8888		2013-01-11 01:12:38 AM

divgradcurl: how in the hell does the dailyfail keep reporting on stories happening in places like florida? i think that murdoch cellphone spying thing went a little deeper than anybody could have possibly anticipated.

/adjusts tinfoil hat
//pours another rum drink

Calling what the Fail does "reporting" is being rather too kind.

What the Fail does is run a consistent flood of stories selected, titled, captioned, and flamebaited solely to try and make them go viral.

That blend, while it has almost entirely nothing to do with news any more, makes them the world's most visited English-language newspaper website.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/dec/20/mail-online-abcs

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/traffic-to-mailonline-reached-112m-i n -november/s2/a551604/

http://www.journalism.co.uk/news/daily-mail-online-web-traffic-above- 1 00m-first-time/s2/a550434/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2092432/MailOnline-worlds-num b er-Daily-Mail-biggest-newspaper-website-45-348-million-unique-users.ht ml

drjekel_mrhyde		2013-01-11 01:14:38 AM

skinink: And this isn't even the first time she's been involved with the law. Meth is a helluva drug!
[www.volusiafloridamugshots.com image 240x300]

Gyrfalcon		2013-01-11 01:16:53 AM

Suckmaster Burstingfoam: red5ish: I'm guessing alcohol was a factor.

The chick has pencil brows and a tramp stamp. I don't see how alcohol could not have been a factor.

Plus, he didn't call the cops right away, but waited till the next day, and then only because "he couldn't stand how his ear looked."

I mean, ffs. Those two deserve each other.

megarian		2013-01-11 01:23:44 AM

Full Nelson, Full Monty, full Mike Tyson.

The trifecta is complete.

Britney Spear's Speculum		2013-01-11 01:26:28 AM

Lanadapter		2013-01-11 01:30:02 AM

Abacus9		2013-01-11 01:34:25 AM

Oh_Enough_Already: Domestic violence against a man is AWESOME!!!!

LAUGHTER OUT LOUD!!!!

lightenupfrancis.jpg

Apos		2013-01-11 01:38:02 AM

Yet another cannibal story-without bath salts assistance-from the Sunshine State. Charming.

FatherChaos		2013-01-11 01:43:27 AM

If there's another picture that says "spank me" more than this one, I haven't seen it.

Oznog		2013-01-11 02:05:52 AM

FatherChaos: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 468x608]

If there's another picture that says "spank me" more than this one, I haven't seen it.

images3.wikia.nocookie.net

thisiszombocom		2013-01-11 02:16:25 AM

Bet she gives a mean beejer

Apos		2013-01-11 02:26:55 AM

thisiszombocom: Bet she gives a mean beejer

If by "beejer" you mean "unexpected penile chomping", then I'm inclined to agree.

gweilo8888		2013-01-11 02:27:16 AM

FatherChaos: If there's another picture that says "spank me" more than this one, I haven't seen it.

So THAT is what a tramp stamp looks like, after a few decades and some meth turn you into a wrinkled old crone.

gweilo8888		2013-01-11 02:28:00 AM

Apos: If by "beejer" you mean "unexpected penile ~~chomping~~ gumming", then I'm inclined to agree.

FTFY.

VJStinger		2013-01-11 02:36:19 AM

Huh, after checking out some of the other links on that site Is Derek Jeter's girl the next Kate Upton? caught my eye. Uh... no... HELL NO! Not even close. How DARE you even compare? Those knees are way too sharp, for starters.

sexorcisst		2013-01-11 03:39:08 AM

OptimusHime		2013-01-11 04:19:15 AM

Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]

www.rajuabju.com

MagSeven		2013-01-11 04:54:25 AM

OptimusHime: Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]

[www.rajuabju.com image 400x348]

Please tell me there's a tumblr of things just like this out there....

OptimusHime		2013-01-11 04:58:07 AM

MagSeven: OptimusHime: Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]

[www.rajuabju.com image 400x348]

Please tell me there's a tumblr of things just like this out there....

Man, do I wish. I was really happy I found that one to post it, I think I found it off of one of the more archaic sites back 10 years ago or so... Consumption Junction or one of the similar sites. Some Tyson fanboy was esoteric enough to post it on their fan site.

But hey, that means anyone who wants to make a slew of them will only enrich the world while not infringing on anyone's territory! ;-)

MagSeven		2013-01-11 05:11:02 AM

OptimusHime: MagSeven: OptimusHime: Lanadapter: [24.media.tumblr.com image 300x260]

[www.rajuabju.com image 400x348]

Please tell me there's a tumblr of things just like this out there....

Man, do I wish. I was really happy I found that one to post it, I think I found it off of one of the more archaic sites back 10 years ago or so... Consumption Junction or one of the similar sites. Some Tyson fanboy was esoteric enough to post it on their fan site.

But hey, that means anyone who wants to make a slew of them will only enrich the world while not infringing on anyone's territory! ;-)

Nice find! I guess I need to start honing my 'shopping skills and make some of my own.

lack of warmth		2013-01-11 05:19:43 AM

Whatever, so long Mills Lane doesn't get another show deal out of it.

Apos		2013-01-11 05:40:39 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie		2013-01-11 06:13:10 AM

Time for breakfast
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Mikey likes it!!

socoloco		2013-01-11 06:20:22 AM

Looks like Melanie Griffith without makeup.

digitalrain		2013-01-11 06:21:57 AM

You mean she sued him for having the same tattoo? Or did she serenade her BF with a rousing,
if off-key, rendition of 'One Night In Bangkok'?

Onkel Buck		2013-01-11 07:15:08 AM

JustYourGestureJester		2013-01-11 10:53:22 AM

Another one bites the bust! Another one bites the bust!...
guessing this guy isn't aware of the indication or function of a "red flag".
that said; lose half an ear, miss a turn. its in the rules.
/...but at least he had the good sense to report his (tweeker) girlfriend's violent assault...on accout of aesthetics.
//i like how the meth left her teeth intact just enough to gnaw through human cartilage, but it was the ear, and she only got half, so...7/10 ( performance, not appearance. ...ok, fine. appearance, too.)