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(Philly.com)   A bombing has killed 103 people in Paki .... Hold on Tom, we're getting word the Lingerie Football League is shedding lingerie, and not in a good way   (philly.com) divider line 27
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2013-01-10 08:39:18 PM  
9 votes:
"Our customers buy Duff for its robust taste, not its alcoholic content. I predict our new alcohol-free "Duff Zero" will sell even better than our previous brand!"
2013-01-10 08:44:03 PM  
7 votes:
abetterwaybankruptcy.com
2013-01-10 10:25:08 PM  
3 votes:

WhippingBoy: Here's a picture of the games sans lingerie:

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Here's a picture before they eliminated the lingerie.

www.the-lovgrens.com
2013-01-10 08:41:32 PM  
3 votes:
Thog: But they make fun women's basketball.
Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
Ornik: Yes. They still laugh.
Femputer: The men must die.
2013-01-11 01:48:55 AM  
2 votes:
sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-01-11 12:02:26 AM  
2 votes:

Smackledorfer: no talent ass clown: Gosling: no talent ass clown: Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

LPGA?

I said a sport. If you can be competitive in it, despite being drunk and 70 years old, it's not a sport.

If golf isn't a sport then neither is baseball. Perhaps the multiple players directly competing separates them? Great then curling and pool are sports if baseball is.


Let me know when pool players, curlers or golfers need to sprint a minimum of 90 feet, make diving plays or generally interact with a moving object that is traveling more than 2 miles an hour (that's something like 1.8 gigaparsec kilobucks to you metric curlers out there).

Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't curling involve competitive sweeping while gliding about gracefully? It's not a sport. It's a training program for future wives.
2013-01-10 10:00:06 PM  
2 votes:
Here's a picture of the games sans lingerie:

farm1.staticflickr.com
2013-01-10 09:54:45 PM  
2 votes:

Gosling: Good. Face it, women want to play football. Real actual football that isn't some guy's masturbation aid. They put up with the lingerie because at least the lingerie got them on the field playing in an actual league with wins and losses and standings and playoffs and title games. Now that the idea of women playing football isn't a laugh-inducing thing anymore, they'd like to get serious about the whole thing and play in pads like everyone else. They don't want to be a frat-boy distraction. That is not their aspiration. They want to be treated like actual athletes.

And the fact that 'let's lose the lingerie' is being instantly equated with 'let's shut down the league' is really a bit infuriating.


Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh even harder
2013-01-10 09:08:15 PM  
2 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
2013-01-10 08:50:25 PM  
2 votes:

Teufelaffe: That's actually pretty awesome.


So I guess you'll be buying season tickets then, right? I bet they'll have Dove soap giveaway night.
2013-01-10 08:41:09 PM  
2 votes:
static.prtst.net
2013-01-11 03:20:13 AM  
1 votes:
It is kind of sad this will hands down be the best headline of 2013 purely because it points out how farked up our sense of reality isand it will never be seen again after the next few days.
2013-01-11 12:41:24 AM  
1 votes:
well theres still the Lingerie basketball league

or the forth coming bikini basketball league


sadly there is no tackling.

but at least the latter drops all pretense of being a professional sport, and features plenty o boobies a bouncin
2013-01-11 12:25:49 AM  
1 votes:

gravebayne2: at least we still have this.

[foodandwinehedonist.files.wordpress.com image 460x345]


Back to gymnastics I go...

imageshack.us
2013-01-10 11:43:30 PM  
1 votes:
Watching girls play football is like watching a dog walk on it's hind legs. You aren't interested because they're doing it WELL you're interested because they're doing it at all.
2013-01-10 09:50:35 PM  
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: You weren't kidding


you just made me laugh at an article informing me that 103 people died.

well done, sir.
*golf clap*

Phrozen
2013-01-10 09:45:47 PM  
1 votes:

Fark Rye For Many Whores: Gosling: Good. Face it, women want to play football. Real actual football that isn't some guy's masturbation aid. They put up with the lingerie because at least the lingerie got them on the field playing in an actual league with wins and losses and standings and playoffs and title games. Now that the idea of women playing football isn't a laugh-inducing thing anymore, they'd like to get serious about the whole thing and play in pads like everyone else. They don't want to be a frat-boy distraction. That is not their aspiration. They want to be treated like actual athletes.

And the fact that 'let's lose the lingerie' is being instantly equated with 'let's shut down the league' is really a bit infuriating.

I kept looking for signs of trolling but can't find any. I'm worried you may be serious.


Sometimes the home lets them use the computer if they eat all their pudding.
2013-01-10 09:35:32 PM  
1 votes:
I'll still watch as long as they keep the PALGB (point after lesbian gang-bang).


/What? They don't do that? What the hell have I been watching?
2013-01-10 09:21:39 PM  
1 votes:
When the dust settles, it'll be interesting to see what happens to the league. Can the LFL succeed where leagues like the Women's Professional Football League, the National Women's Football Association, or American Football Women's League before it failed?

Sounds familiar:
"When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest castle in all of England."
2013-01-10 08:58:47 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-10 08:58:10 PM  
1 votes:

Gosling: Good. Face it, women want to play football. Real actual football that isn't some guy's masturbation aid. They put up with the lingerie because at least the lingerie got them on the field playing in an actual league with wins and losses and standings and playoffs and title games. Now that the idea of women playing football isn't a laugh-inducing thing anymore, they'd like to get serious about the whole thing and play in pads like everyone else. They don't want to be a frat-boy distraction. That is not their aspiration. They want to be treated like actual athletes.

And the fact that 'let's lose the lingerie' is being instantly equated with 'let's shut down the league' is really a bit infuriating.


oh so you think that we don't really want to see skimpily dressed women on the field Gosling? That we want to see the fundamentals? Is that what you think?

"Gosling": well you see...

toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com
2013-01-10 08:53:38 PM  
1 votes:
On the upside, they have a new sponsor!

www.maletis.com
2013-01-10 08:49:56 PM  
1 votes:
Because lots of folks will tune in to watch fully clothed women play football with less skill than is seen on most high school JV fields. Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

These assholes need to stop pretending that they're legitimate athletes. The only reason people watch is because they're hoping to see a tit pop out.
2013-01-10 08:43:03 PM  
1 votes:

It's Me Bender: texdent: [wikimedia.org image 325x217]

Then why will people watch?

Same reason people watch
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So...you're saying nobody will watch?
2013-01-10 08:38:08 PM  
1 votes:
Thanks Obama.

dick.
2013-01-10 08:34:16 PM  
1 votes:
moarpowah.com
2013-01-10 08:34:08 PM  
1 votes:
 
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