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(Philly.com)   A bombing has killed 103 people in Paki .... Hold on Tom, we're getting word the Lingerie Football League is shedding lingerie, and not in a good way   (philly.com) divider line 156
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2013-01-10 08:34:08 PM  
 
2013-01-10 08:34:16 PM  
moarpowah.com
 
2013-01-10 08:34:24 PM  
I'm sure they'll have great fundamentals, but who gives a shiat.
 
2013-01-10 08:34:27 PM  
Here come the dykes!

/ Boobies
 
2013-01-10 08:36:11 PM  
So they want to go bankrupt so they can fold up shop? There are easier ways than this.

/has a sad.
//will miss the lingerie football league.
 
2013-01-10 08:36:14 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org

Then why will people watch?
 
2013-01-10 08:37:34 PM  

Fark Rye For Many Whores: You weren't kidding



Woah, what the hell are you doing linking the Wenachee world? I didn't realize that town had internet.


/From North Central WA
//In Seattle
 
2013-01-10 08:38:08 PM  
Thanks Obama.

dick.
 
2013-01-10 08:39:04 PM  
What bozobrain decided suicide was the right course?
 
2013-01-10 08:39:18 PM  
"Our customers buy Duff for its robust taste, not its alcoholic content. I predict our new alcohol-free "Duff Zero" will sell even better than our previous brand!"
 
2013-01-10 08:40:47 PM  

texdent: [upload.wikimedia.org image 325x217]

Then why will people watch?


Same reason people watch
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-01-10 08:40:55 PM  
the Lingerie Football League has announced plans to rename itself the "Legends Football League.

Karma will still suck
 
2013-01-10 08:41:09 PM  
static.prtst.net
 
2013-01-10 08:41:32 PM  
Thog: But they make fun women's basketball.
Femputer: What? Did you explain how the women's good fundamentals make up for their inability to dunk?
Ornik: Yes. They still laugh.
Femputer: The men must die.
 
2013-01-10 08:42:07 PM  
Awww, how cute, they've started taking themselves seriously. Look guys, nobody is going to watch the players "for their athletic abilities," because their athletic abilities just aren't that great. People can see better in college football. The reason people watched this was the sex appeal and novelty. You take that away, there is no reason to watch.

Oh well, good luck to them, I expect this to fail spectacularly.
 
2013-01-10 08:42:07 PM  
That's actually pretty awesome.
 
2013-01-10 08:42:44 PM  
Way to drive yourself over a cliff. Now no one will watch your crap.
 
2013-01-10 08:43:03 PM  

It's Me Bender: texdent: [wikimedia.org image 325x217]

Then why will people watch?

Same reason people watch
[wikimedia.org image 150x234]


So...you're saying nobody will watch?
 
2013-01-10 08:43:15 PM  
This is what happens when you promote women to positions of power. Have we learned not to do that yet?
 
2013-01-10 08:44:03 PM  
Hey, sounds like it'll still be more athletic/agressive than the NFL is becoming!
 
2013-01-10 08:44:03 PM  
abetterwaybankruptcy.com
 
2013-01-10 08:46:42 PM  
Heh, they probably want to recruit more athletes than hot girls and have to cover them a little more.
 
2013-01-10 08:48:07 PM  
Seriously though, I wonder if they'll end up competing with the Arena Football League for the, "I want to take the kids for hotdogs, but not pay NFL/college prices," fan.
 
2013-01-10 08:49:26 PM  
You people watch that shiat?
./Women volleyball is the shiat plus you know they can actually play
 
2013-01-10 08:49:56 PM  
Because lots of folks will tune in to watch fully clothed women play football with less skill than is seen on most high school JV fields. Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

These assholes need to stop pretending that they're legitimate athletes. The only reason people watch is because they're hoping to see a tit pop out.
 
2013-01-10 08:50:18 PM  
Good. Face it, women want to play football. Real actual football that isn't some guy's masturbation aid. They put up with the lingerie because at least the lingerie got them on the field playing in an actual league with wins and losses and standings and playoffs and title games. Now that the idea of women playing football isn't a laugh-inducing thing anymore, they'd like to get serious about the whole thing and play in pads like everyone else. They don't want to be a frat-boy distraction. That is not their aspiration. They want to be treated like actual athletes.

And the fact that 'let's lose the lingerie' is being instantly equated with 'let's shut down the league' is really a bit infuriating.
 
2013-01-10 08:50:25 PM  

Teufelaffe: That's actually pretty awesome.


So I guess you'll be buying season tickets then, right? I bet they'll have Dove soap giveaway night.
 
2013-01-10 08:51:21 PM  
Well I, for one, can't wait to see the 260+ lb defensive/offensive linewomen

/Goodbye LFL
 
2013-01-10 08:53:33 PM  

no talent ass clown: Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?


LPGA?
 
2013-01-10 08:53:38 PM  
On the upside, they have a new sponsor!

www.maletis.com
 
2013-01-10 08:54:28 PM  

amquelbettamin: Teufelaffe: That's actually pretty awesome.

So I guess you'll be buying season tickets then, right? I bet they'll have Dove soap giveaway night.


Nah, I'm not much of a sports fan. I just think it's cool that they've decided to try to make this an actual sport instead of fapping material.
 
2013-01-10 08:54:59 PM  

no talent ass clown: Because lots of folks will tune in to watch fully clothed women play football with less skill than is seen on most high school JV fields. Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

These assholes need to stop pretending that they're legitimate athletes. The only reason people watch is because they're hoping to see a tit pop out.


I wish softball..... because they really can play.

/U of Arizona grad, so I may be biased.
 
2013-01-10 08:55:20 PM  

It's Me Bender: texdent: [upload.wikimedia.org image 325x217]

Then why will people watch?

Same reason people watch
[upload.wikimedia.org image 150x234]


So nobody then?
 
2013-01-10 08:57:26 PM  
I'm all for equality and all that, but I just don't see how this could possibly be a success. Is there really anyone who watches it for any reason other than the scantily clad hot women?
 
2013-01-10 08:58:10 PM  

Gosling: Good. Face it, women want to play football. Real actual football that isn't some guy's masturbation aid. They put up with the lingerie because at least the lingerie got them on the field playing in an actual league with wins and losses and standings and playoffs and title games. Now that the idea of women playing football isn't a laugh-inducing thing anymore, they'd like to get serious about the whole thing and play in pads like everyone else. They don't want to be a frat-boy distraction. That is not their aspiration. They want to be treated like actual athletes.

And the fact that 'let's lose the lingerie' is being instantly equated with 'let's shut down the league' is really a bit infuriating.


oh so you think that we don't really want to see skimpily dressed women on the field Gosling? That we want to see the fundamentals? Is that what you think?

"Gosling": well you see...

toomanyposts.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-10 08:58:29 PM  

Gosling: Now that the idea of women playing football isn't a laugh-inducing thing anymore, they'd like to get serious about the whole thing and play in pads like everyone else.


Ummm it was never supposed to be laugh-inducing. It was supposed to be boner-inducing. In all honesty, do you actually think this will thrive? What demographic are they playing to? It's a business first, and if it's not bringing in money, what makes you think owners will continue to throw money at it? Wanting to be a professional athlete means jack shiat when the organization is hemorrhaging money.
 
2013-01-10 08:58:47 PM  
 
2013-01-10 08:59:38 PM  

no talent ass clown: Because lots of folks will tune in to watch fully clothed women play football with less skill than is seen on most high school JV fields. Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

These assholes need to stop pretending that they're legitimate athletes. The only reason people watch is because they're hoping to see a tit pop out.


Sadly, you're probably right, but that basis remains invalid: I can't name a single time I've ever died, but I don't assume I'm immortal.

Gosling: Real actual football that isn't some guy's masturbation aid


I dunno, some fans get really into it.
 
2013-01-10 08:59:43 PM  

Gosling: no talent ass clown: Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

LPGA?


I said a sport. If you can be competitive in it, despite being drunk and 70 years old, it's not a sport.
 
2013-01-10 09:02:38 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

Early stages of shedding.

/and Gosling -- 9/10
 
2013-01-10 09:03:17 PM  
24.media.tumblr.com

More shedding
 
2013-01-10 09:03:42 PM  
So, about that other event in the news...?

/It sounded rather important.
 
2013-01-10 09:05:13 PM  

sand_in_my_vagoo: So they want to go bankrupt so they can fold up shop? There are easier ways than this.

/has a sad.
//will miss the lingerie football league.


They'be been done.
 
2013-01-10 09:05:40 PM  

no talent ass clown: Gosling: no talent ass clown: Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

LPGA?

I said a sport. If you can be competitive in it, despite being drunk and 70 years old, it's not a sport.


www.uaeinteract.com
 
2013-01-10 09:06:52 PM  

Banned on the Run: Someone say shedding lingerie? (NSFW)


MOAR
 
2013-01-10 09:07:19 PM  

Banned on the Run: Someone say shedding lingerie? (NSFW)


I'm being hypnotized...
 
2013-01-10 09:08:11 PM  

It's Me Bender: texdent: [upload.wikimedia.org image 325x217]

Then why will people watch?

Same reason people watch


They are doing it wrong!!!!
 
2013-01-10 09:08:15 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-10 09:08:18 PM  

Banned on the Run: [24.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

More shedding


Glad you made it, things were starting to go sideways with the sports talk and the Paki thing.
 
2013-01-10 09:09:27 PM  

no talent ass clown: Gosling: no talent ass clown: Can anyone name a single, successful women's sports league in the United States?

LPGA?

I said a sport. If you can be competitive in it, despite being drunk and 70 years old, it's not a sport.


Tennis?

Meh, I wish there wasn't a divide between men's and women's sports. I want there to be just sports. You're a woman, man, whatever? Are you the absolute best? Then hell yes.

/evolution cares not for sports
//until a co-ed team wins a major 4 championship, I'm of the men just are better at sports due to nature philosophy
///wish I was wrong
 
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