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(WPXI.com)   As if the odds weren't already on his side, a grown man brings his teenage son and a baseball bat with him to pick a fight with elementary school students   (wpxi.com) divider line 59
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2013-01-10 08:35:54 PM
llen said he ran to help the child, when Schramm allegedly threatened him with a baseball bat and said, "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

Perhaps he was jealous of the intellect of the elementary school students.
 
2013-01-10 09:06:51 PM
"I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

Fark ready headline right there.
 
2013-01-10 09:11:02 PM
"I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."
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2013-01-10 09:38:49 PM
I read that as 'baseball hat.'
 
2013-01-10 09:39:08 PM
He could have said "I'll hit you with this bat, you attractive and successful van driver you" ....maybe he wouldn't have got the "ethnic intimidation" charge
 
2013-01-10 09:39:42 PM
Later they were seen punching babies. To be fair, the babies were being dicks.
 
2013-01-10 09:39:55 PM
Shoulda brought an AR-15

/ it's a RIGHT
 
2013-01-10 09:41:14 PM
It's too soon to talk about bat control.
 
2013-01-10 09:42:07 PM
FTFA: "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

This line sounds made up to me. The guy is a dumbass though, so maybe it is true.
 
2013-01-10 09:42:11 PM
YOU BLACK!
 
2013-01-10 09:44:19 PM
Once you go bat, you never go black?
 
2013-01-10 09:44:31 PM
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but I will repeatedly kick you in the balls, Gardocki!
 
2013-01-10 09:45:15 PM
You don't go beat up the bullies you beat up their parents
/After you warned them about their snowflakes
//Don't see why bullies still exist after Columbine
 
2013-01-10 09:45:19 PM
Scoffs at the amateurs
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2013-01-10 09:45:48 PM

onearmedninja: FTFA: "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

This line sounds made up to me. The guy is a dumbass though, so maybe it is true.


I'm thinking black was an adjective and he stopped short before saying the noun.
 
2013-01-10 09:48:50 PM
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"ALWAYS bet on black."
 
2013-01-10 09:50:00 PM

Walker: "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."
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Niiiice. Seriously though we all know what he really said but they won't print that.
 
2013-01-10 09:54:24 PM
You could have said two less words and not be charged with a hate crime, you German.
 
2013-01-10 09:54:40 PM
Honky,Please.
 
2013-01-10 09:56:41 PM
Willie: "You know, I think I've turned a corner. "

Marcus: "Yeah? You farking petites now? "

Willie: "No, I'm not talking about that. I beat the shiat out of some kids today. But it was for a purpose. It made me feel good about myself. It was like I did something constructive with my life or something, I dunno, like I accomplished something. "

Marcus: "You need many years of therapy. Many, many farkin' years of therapy. "

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2013-01-10 09:57:51 PM
 
2013-01-10 09:59:26 PM
...charged him with ethnic intimidation and aggravated assault.

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2013-01-10 10:06:56 PM
10th of January and we already have a contender for Father of the year...

Damn shame that his child had to see this and those kids were terrorized by this goof. Once again, there are no winners.
 
2013-01-10 10:08:33 PM
Obama really has them wound up, doesn't he?
 
2013-01-10 10:09:02 PM
The most suprising part of this story is that it didn't happen in Fayette county. I was certain when I saw the headline and source that this would have happened in Fayettenam.
 
2013-01-10 10:10:40 PM

John's Long Mustache: The most suprising part of this story is that it didn't happen in Fayette county. I was certain when I saw the headline and source that this would have happened in Fayettenam.


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Someone listens to Mikey and Big Bob? ;o)
 
2013-01-10 10:12:11 PM
I'll admit, I've thought about seeing if I could ride the school bus with my kids. Not with a baseball bat of course. My idea was just to sit next to the bully and glare at him the entire trip, never saying a word.

It would never happen of course. I'd probably end up on some watch list for even asking.
 
2013-01-10 10:16:12 PM
What a dumbass bully! That's all I have say on this jerkoff.
 
2013-01-10 10:16:15 PM
A girl my age went off her head
Hit some tiny children
If the black hadn't a-pulled her off, I think she would have killed them
 
2013-01-10 10:16:19 PM
Was the teenage son the one who was being bullied? Because if you get to be a teenager and can't hold your own against elementary school kids, you're kind of on your own, as far as I'm concerned.
 
2013-01-10 10:21:19 PM

Alassra: John's Long Mustache: The most suprising part of this story is that it didn't happen in Fayette county. I was certain when I saw the headline and source that this would have happened in Fayettenam.

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Someone listens to Mikey and Big Bob? ;o)


Not so much that as I've lived all my life in SWPA Some things are just known quantities and crazies and Fayette county is one of them for sure.
 
2013-01-10 10:43:48 PM

Molavian: Once you go bat, you never go black?


I think I saw that video.
 
2013-01-10 11:02:40 PM
"Ethnic intimidation?" GTFOOH.
 
2013-01-10 11:09:15 PM
Did zombie Charlton Heston greet him at the doorway and pump a couple of rounds in his chest?
Ethnic intimidation?
Those damn dirty apes!
/let me freepers go
//so let it be written, so let it be done
///well done
 
2013-01-10 11:35:08 PM
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Riddle me this,
Riddle me that,
Who's afraid of the big bat,
black?
 
2013-01-10 11:36:12 PM
Just walk up to the bully and explain, "I'm his dad. Where's yours?"
 
2013-01-10 11:39:42 PM
We all know he said n*gger. Let's not pretend.
 
2013-01-10 11:41:29 PM
I see that several people have brought up the sentence, "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

But I'm having more trouble with this one,"I put myself to the side, didn't want kids to get hurt. I was insulted. It was what it was," WTF does that mean?
 
2013-01-10 11:41:55 PM
Well at least he didn't lay that shiat on him with a belly full of white dog crap
 
2013-01-10 11:47:58 PM

Philbb: I see that several people have brought up the sentence, "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

But I'm having more trouble with this one,"I put myself to the side, didn't want kids to get hurt. I was insulted. It was what it was," WTF does that mean?


Eloquent translation: "I do not care that I will face criminal sanctions. My overriding goal was ensuring that my child remained unharmed. I treated my child being bullied as a personal affront. I throttled their elementary-aged bully in an attempt to accomplish this goal. I probably succeeded. Deal with it."
 
2013-01-10 11:56:39 PM

another cultural observer: Philbb: I see that several people have brought up the sentence, "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

But I'm having more trouble with this one,"I put myself to the side, didn't want kids to get hurt. I was insulted. It was what it was," WTF does that mean?

Eloquent translation: "I do not care that I will face criminal sanctions. My overriding goal was ensuring that my child remained unharmed. I treated my child being bullied as a personal affront. I throttled their elementary-aged bully in an attempt to accomplish this goal. I probably succeeded. Deal with it."


So the black guy was doing his impression of the attacker?
 
2013-01-11 12:03:42 AM

Gyrfalcon: We all know he said n*gger. Let's not pretend.


"you black n*gger" doesn't make any sense.  "Muthafarker" is more likely.
 
2013-01-11 12:04:20 AM

you are a puppet: another cultural observer: Philbb: I see that several people have brought up the sentence, "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

But I'm having more trouble with this one,"I put myself to the side, didn't want kids to get hurt. I was insulted. It was what it was," WTF does that mean?

Eloquent translation: "I do not care that I will face criminal sanctions. My overriding goal was ensuring that my child remained unharmed. I treated my child being bullied as a personal affront. I throttled their elementary-aged bully in an attempt to accomplish this goal. I probably succeeded. Deal with it."

So the black guy was doing his impression of the attacker?


Oh, I misread the article. That was the only way that made any sense to me. Your guess is as good as mine now. Wow.
 
2013-01-11 12:17:18 AM
Remember...**points to forehead** "The THINKING Parent"
 
2013-01-11 12:20:41 AM
That was might white of him...
 
2013-01-11 12:27:47 AM

another cultural observer: Philbb: I see that several people have brought up the sentence, "I'm not scared of you. I'll hit you with this bat, you black."

But I'm having more trouble with this one,"I put myself to the side, didn't want kids to get hurt. I was insulted. It was what it was," WTF does that mean?

Eloquent translation: "I do not care that I will face criminal sanctions. My overriding goal was ensuring that my child remained unharmed. I treated my child being bullied as a personal affront. I throttled their elementary-aged bully in an attempt to accomplish this goal. I probably succeeded. Deal with it."


While I see how you might get that, the sentence was not uttered by the bat wielding elementary student attacking Steven Schramm. It was said by the school van driver Michael Allen.
 
2013-01-11 12:34:21 AM
One of my cousins is having a hell of a time with her preteen daughter being bullied at school. It's bad enough that their eleven year little girl has become suicidal.

To paraphrase Chris Rock, "I'm not saying beating up your kid's bullies is right, but I understand."

You would think in this day and age, repeated meetings with the teachers and administrators at their school would lead to some action being taken, but no. They are trying the school board now.

Next, I guess it would have to either be lawsuits, or bats.
 
2013-01-11 01:05:54 AM

another cultural observer: Just walk up to the bully and explain, "I'm his dad. Where's yours?"


lulz
 
2013-01-11 02:22:20 AM

Unhip1: That was might white of him...


I giggled. Then I couldn't stop giggling. There's something about that phrase...my parents used to say it every so often, but only in snark mode. It took me a long time to realize exactly what it meant.
 
2013-01-11 02:43:34 AM

Molavian: It's too soon to talk about bat control.


That's not enough. Think of all the wooden houses that catch fire each year. Ot's horrible. I don't know how people can sleep.

Ban trees!
 
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