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(KPTV Portland)   Two men go walking in Portland, OR with loaded assault rifles strapped to their backs to "educate" general public. Hilarity ensues   (kptv.com) divider line 94
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2013-01-10 09:17:53 PM
16 votes:
kptv.images.worldnow.compixelatedgeek.com
2013-01-10 08:56:49 PM
13 votes:
Afterwards, the men returned home and gave each other a handy.
2013-01-10 08:58:40 PM
7 votes:
I don't think that Professor Derp and Dean Potato thought their lesson plan all the way through.
2013-01-10 08:55:05 PM
6 votes:

Lochsteppe: Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.


The only solution is to arm the breastfeeding babies.
2013-01-10 08:48:28 PM
5 votes:
www.spin.com

Not cool.
2013-01-10 08:16:55 PM
5 votes:
It's a big scary world outside their mom's basement
2013-01-10 10:21:18 PM
4 votes:
i86.photobucket.com
2013-01-10 09:06:14 PM
4 votes:
http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/1968884_G.jpg


again, two MIT graduates...Fatty McShutin and Willie Wanker, the dynamic douchebags of Portland Oregon showing the world that most gun nuts are power mad weirdos with serious sex deficit disorder.

these two patriots are at home right now spanking each other with semen welded copies of Guns and Ammo.

i say the skinny guy with the soiled diaper on his head is the top here and fatty being the guy with the tits is the bottom.

this is Gunmerica.
these are your patriots.

lmao
2013-01-10 11:05:42 PM
3 votes:

demaL-demaL-yeH: and 4) Are not designed specifically to take human lives.


you must not own a GM.
2013-01-10 09:47:35 PM
3 votes:

CthulhuCalling: calbert: CthulhuCalling: flamingboard: serial_crusher: The men told officers they were hoping to educate the public about gun rights.
...
Officers said carrying firearms openly is legal

Sounds like the public needed a little education in that department.

Guys with guns isn't suspicious at all and should never be reported.

Not when they aren't breaking the law. Arizona PDs don't even bother taking MYAG calls unless the gun is out.

what does that stand for? I'm assuming the 'g' is 'gun'.

Cellphone keyboard. MWAG = man with a gun.


ok. thx. I was confused and all the internet provided was "Marine and Yachting Association of Grenada". Strangely, your post still makes sense even if it was that.
2013-01-10 09:27:36 PM
3 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What sort of "education" are we supposed to get from this?


When you see the next Adam Lanza approaching a school, salute him and thank him for standing up FOR the 2nd Amendment and AGAINST tyranny.
2013-01-10 08:59:16 PM
3 votes:
Came for a fattie with a Don't Tread On Me shirt, leaving satisfied.
2013-01-10 08:57:25 PM
3 votes:
Gary?
2013-01-10 08:47:26 PM
3 votes:

serial_crusher: The men told officers they were hoping to educate the public about gun rights.
...
Officers said carrying firearms openly is legal

Sounds like the public needed a little education in that department.


Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.
2013-01-10 10:56:22 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

Been getting a lot of use out of this one lately.
2013-01-10 10:49:42 PM
2 votes:

Silly Jesus: So if we make them pink and shaped like a unicorn the libs might stop shiatting themselves?


Make them look like a Strawman. I'm sure you'll buy dozens.
2013-01-10 10:37:49 PM
2 votes:
It takes a certain kind to be a 22 year-old conservative douche, much less in Portland of all places.
They must feel like big shots, around those libs and their non-violent nature.
2013-01-10 10:34:02 PM
2 votes:

KarmicDisaster: calbert: Haliburton Cummings: [i.imgur.com image 480x372]
gun nuts with sprinkles on top

I will never get tired of seeing that guy on the internet.
[acecomputers-tn.com image 800x600]

Jeeze, that's the same guy!


sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net

ak0.okccdn.com

this guy is awesome
2013-01-10 10:14:21 PM
2 votes:
Maybe they were just on their way to see a movie.
2013-01-10 10:09:35 PM
2 votes:

brandent: spamdog: I would be more alarmed about a single person brandishing a rifle than a pair.

A pair of rifles? Yeah hard to aim.


Its alot easier hanging upside down, tangled in a rope while using 2 pistols.

www.imfdb.org
2013-01-10 09:44:53 PM
2 votes:
Warren said he hoped people would approach them and talk to them, instead of calling police

i.imgur.com
2013-01-10 09:26:54 PM
2 votes:
These people ought to do a little patrol in front of those dudes houses.
disinfo.s3.amazonaws.com
//You do you mean these people?
2013-01-10 09:08:37 PM
2 votes:
i.imgur.com

also...

i.imgur.com

What a couple of jackasses.
2013-01-10 09:06:22 PM
2 votes:
Thanks guys. You're part of the problem.

Honestly, open carry makes about as much sense as a rich guy walking around in a suit made of $100 bills.
2013-01-10 09:02:00 PM
2 votes:

SlothB77: i don't think the terrorist bandana is helping any either.


He has camouflage gloves.

I had to tell you that 'cause the camouflage gloves make his hands really hard to see.
2013-01-10 09:00:05 PM
2 votes:
kptv.images.worldnow.com

i don't think the terrorist bandana is helping any either.
2013-01-10 08:57:09 PM
2 votes:
So how do I tell the difference between a educational demonstration or a couple of psychos on the way to kill a lot of people?
2013-01-10 08:55:37 PM
2 votes:

Lochsteppe: Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.


Are you trying to say that I should be concerned with a mother squirting breast milk at me?
2013-01-10 08:55:35 PM
2 votes:

Dimensio: Haliburton Cummings: Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

Nothing within the article text mentioned confirmation of select-fire capability of either firearm.


sorry gun porn enthusiast.
2013-01-10 08:49:40 PM
2 votes:
The rightards are certainly going to provide us with oodles of lulz for the next four years at least, aren't they?
2013-01-10 08:48:50 PM
2 votes:
i985.photobucket.com
2013-01-10 08:38:00 PM
2 votes:
Fark guns.  Fark war.  Fark cancer.  Three farks I give today,.  Ah...ah...ah
2013-01-11 03:40:02 PM
1 votes:

jaytkay: Those guys both look young enough to join the military, in case they're really concerned about defending FREEDOM!!


They drug test,lol
2013-01-11 10:25:03 AM
1 votes:
Do they really think they are going to educate people by simply walking down the street? They should really have walked into a classroom or a crowded theater, in order to maximize the educational possibilities...
2013-01-11 10:24:50 AM
1 votes:
Gun thread. That's it, I'm Flashing Henry:

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-11 07:56:11 AM
1 votes:
Imagine the fear if they were smoking too.
2013-01-11 01:25:33 AM
1 votes:
If I had seen these two walking down the street, I'd probably would've driven up on the sidewalk and mow them down in my truck, and then backed up for another run to make sure.

And I would tell the cops that I was standing my ground.
2013-01-11 01:09:39 AM
1 votes:

Maul555: [i266.photobucket.com image 668x498]


I just had an accidental discharge.
2013-01-11 12:51:54 AM
1 votes:
It's late, time for me to...
3.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-11 12:50:47 AM
1 votes:

Mazzic518: Maul555: [i266.photobucket.com image 668x498]

Holy crap you found one with a loaded weapon too bad she is not isreali...


Here, just for you:

d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net
2013-01-11 12:33:22 AM
1 votes:

dr_blasto: demaL-demaL-yeH: So on your home planet this is the scenario that happens every damned day: A couple are at home having a loud disagreement. One goes out to the driveway, gets in the car, and drives the other to death at the dinner table.

I lol'd.


Q: A man runs over his wife. Whose fault is it?
A: The man, he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
2013-01-11 12:31:41 AM
1 votes:
This has been a fun thread, can't wait to see what happens when two Arabs guys walk down the streets of Portland while carrying rifles.
2013-01-11 12:22:59 AM
1 votes:

violentsalvation: Loving these Israeli ladies.


For the money we give them, they should at least wear some sexier uniforms.
2013-01-10 11:35:24 PM
1 votes:

whither_apophis: With practice most shooters could probably score well on a deer sized target.


I used to bullseye womp rats in my t16 back home from 250 yards.
2013-01-10 11:27:52 PM
1 votes:

Mazzic518: I gotta ask.... why 9 shotguns?


He can't afford 10 right now?
2013-01-10 11:24:29 PM
1 votes:

stiletto_the_wise: Keizer_Ghidorah: Neither cars nor booze were specifically designed to injure/kill living things. Equating them with guns just doesn't work.

Killing living things is now bad? Are you vegetarian at least?


I'm a level 5 vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.
2013-01-10 11:17:57 PM
1 votes:
They should have been wearing shirts that said STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT. That would be lullzy.
2013-01-10 11:17:00 PM
1 votes:

Keizer_Ghidorah: The difference is that nearly all deaths by cars are accidents, not deliberate murders.


That's a nonsensical defense. Dead is dead, they are exactly equal.
2013-01-10 11:11:17 PM
1 votes:

Silly Jesus: pedrop357: YouPeopleAreCrazy: pedrop357: So, a cosmetic ban?

/CO2 BB gun

CO2 "Assault Weapon" you mean?

CO2 "semi-automatic assault weapon, if you want to be precise.


That has a magazine that holds 40 rounds
2013-01-10 11:11:08 PM
1 votes:
i270.photobucket.comhawt.
2013-01-10 10:53:06 PM
1 votes:

Facetious_Speciest: Haliburton Cummings

i guess your internet is in braille?

Don't be so butthurt over a simple observation. If the article had called their weapons phased plasma rifles, I'd point out the unlikeliness of that as well.


It would be so cool if they were phased plasma rifles.
2013-01-10 10:42:27 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: Between the "concerned citizens" from this article and about 75% of people posting in this thread, there sure are a lot of people with irrational phobias.


You should see how some people react to one kid with iced tea and skittles!
2013-01-10 10:42:10 PM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: Facetious_Speciest: Haliburton Cummings

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

There's nothing in the pictures to suggest they're carrying assault rifles. The picture quality isn't good enough to tell.

i guess your internet is in braille?

keep on it gun porn trolls.


It must be comforting and satisfying to be able to say stuff without regard to accuracy and truth. You must be a very happy man.
2013-01-10 10:38:24 PM
1 votes:
I am so farking tired of hearing about everyone's goddamn "gun rights." Buy a gun if you want, or not, I don't care. But be responsible with it. People who open carry are just attention whores. They're the right's PETA.
2013-01-10 10:34:49 PM
1 votes:

wildlifer: Why is it that wimps will wet their panties over the sight of a firearm?

I carry a Glock on me at all times. Why? I feel the need and have the freedom to do so. My children are raised around and are allowed to interact with my firearms? Why? They might need to defend themselves or someone else, you never know.


Thank you, Nancy.
2013-01-10 10:32:47 PM
1 votes:

MrEricSir: There's nothing the general public likes more than insensitive self-righteous pricks who think they know everything.


So THAT'S why Fark is so popular!
2013-01-10 10:24:00 PM
1 votes:
"I was a paid internet shill: For a little over six months, I was paid to spread disinformation and argue political points on the Internet"
/Guns are bad.
2013-01-10 10:20:40 PM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: [i.imgur.com image 480x372]
gun nuts with sprinkles on top


I will never get tired of seeing that guy on the internet.
acecomputers-tn.com
2013-01-10 10:13:33 PM
1 votes:

Nestchick: I_C_Weener: SlothB77: [kptv.images.worldnow.com image 645x362]

if that was walking down the street, i'd be a little freaked out too.

Agreed.  I'm all pro 2d Amendment but if you see someone walking around like that, you think school shooting, armed robbery...not...harmless stroll for a donut.

I dunno. The lines at Voodoo Donuts can be unbearably long and they play their music way too loud. Plus, it's such a cult thing that every visitor "has" to go there, making it navel-gazing decision time when they finally get to the counter. And then they have to take pics with their cell phones. It was like living next to the goddamn Eiffel Tower only with a maple scent wafting through the air. I can see how it would test one's patience, especially if you're trying to get a donut and there's a wedding going on at the same time there.


This is why I drive a bulldozer.  Nobody screws with a man driving a CAT
2013-01-10 10:10:53 PM
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: SlothB77: [kptv.images.worldnow.com image 645x362]

if that was walking down the street, i'd be a little freaked out too.

Agreed.  I'm all pro 2d Amendment but if you see someone walking around like that, you think school shooting, armed robbery...not...harmless stroll for a donut.


I dunno. The lines at Voodoo Donuts can be unbearably long and they play their music way too loud. Plus, it's such a cult thing that every visitor "has" to go there, making it navel-gazing decision time when they finally get to the counter. And then they have to take pics with their cell phones. It was like living next to the goddamn Eiffel Tower only with a maple scent wafting through the air. I can see how it would test one's patience, especially if you're trying to get a donut and there's a wedding going on at the same time there.
2013-01-10 10:01:38 PM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
gun nuts with sprinkles on top
2013-01-10 09:56:03 PM
1 votes:
All well and good, but were they zionist assault rifles?
2013-01-10 09:54:55 PM
1 votes:
If I had a CCW and a weapon, and I saw this, i would draw, order them them to freeze and call the cops, and I would hold them at gunpoint and shoot to kill if they didn't comply. And, I'd get away scot free, and the cops would send me a Christmas card.
2013-01-10 09:42:03 PM
1 votes:

Lochsteppe: serial_crusher: The men told officers they were hoping to educate the public about gun rights.
...
Officers said carrying firearms openly is legal

Sounds like the public needed a little education in that department.

Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.


Hmm...
Mass public exhibition of loaded firearms vs. mass public exhibition of loaded boobies.
Decisions, decisions...
2013-01-10 09:39:35 PM
1 votes:
guidesmedia.ign.com
2013-01-10 09:34:01 PM
1 votes:
Looks like the public is more educated now. Good work.
2013-01-10 09:32:44 PM
1 votes:

YouPeopleAreCrazy: What is the difference between this...
thespecialistsltd.com

...and this?
images-kitup.military.com

Trick question...they are the same rifle, the AR-7.


So we aren't versed in gun wanker minutia.

And you are.

Congratulations!!
2013-01-10 09:32:27 PM
1 votes:
How much you want to bet they think taxes are too high and government spending is out of control?
2013-01-10 09:31:12 PM
1 votes:
I would love to follow them around town calling them cowards. Just to see what they would do. I would be perfectly willing to explain to them why I thought they were cowards.
2013-01-10 09:28:43 PM
1 votes:

HideAndGoFarkYourself: I'm a very staunch supporter of the right to own firearms, whether they be for hunting, sport, self defense, or just because one wants to have them.  I don't even mind when people carry them, and carry them openly, so long as they're not doing it FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE of attracting attention to themselves. These people weren't carrying for protection, if they were, they'd be carrying a defensive weapon like a handgun.  They were carrying to create a scene and to get exactly what they got, a police response and a news story.  People like these actually, in my opinion, do more to hurt the gun lobby than help.

In any political fight, you've got the 20% that are die hard pro-whatever, and the 20% that are die hard con-whatever.  Then there's the remaining 60% who are going to vote based on how well the other side sells their position.   People like this, who generate negative publicity, who act in a manner designed only to create fear or panic, don't help their cause in the least.

Not to mention that somewhere, somebody is dialing 911 with an actual emergency, and their help is being delayed because these two jackwagons want to walk around carrying AR-15's and wagging their dicks around.


Clearly, liberal agent provocateurs.
2013-01-10 09:27:45 PM
1 votes:

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: What sort of "education" are we supposed to get from this?

[kptv.images.worldnow.com image 850x477]


The fact that guy looks SO farkING GAY in that headscarf. Camo headscarf dude? really?
2013-01-10 09:25:46 PM
1 votes:
Nina_Hartley's_Ass

What sort of "education" are we supposed to get from this?

"This is my attention-whoring mechanism. There are many like it, but this one is mine." Etc.
2013-01-10 09:25:07 PM
1 votes:

kendelrio: FTFA:"Two men carrying assault rifles on their backs said they were simply exercising their Second Amendment right, but police said they scared plenty of people."

Why can't they do both? Why must it be one or the other?


If I feel threatened can I stand my ground and shoot them?

What a pair of total farking douchebags.
2013-01-10 09:25:03 PM
1 votes:

Fuggin Bizzy: Dimensio: HideAndGoFarkYourself: Not to mention that somewhere, somebody is dialing 911 with an actual emergency, and their help is being delayed because these two jackwagons want to walk around carrying AR-15's and wagging their dicks around.

A local police officer informed me that he prefers citizens to carry concealed for the specific reason that legally openly carried firearms may cause observers unfamiliar with the law to contact and thus waste the resources of emergency services. That explanation prompted me to obtain a holster that more effectively conceals my firearm when cycling, as until then I had worn a holster that was frequently exposed, inadvertently, when I cycled.

I own guns and also ride my bike, but I've never felt the need to pack heat while cycling.


Your lack of "need" is not of particular relevance


But then again, I've got a real penis. YMMV.

Your genitals are of absolutely no relevance to the current discussion. While you may feel an obsessive compulsion to make reference to them, your introduction of that topic is entirely inappropriate.
2013-01-10 09:24:19 PM
1 votes:
Tomorrow on the 6 o'clock news:

"Portland Gun Owner Killed For His Guns."
2013-01-10 09:23:22 PM
1 votes:

Dimensio: Haliburton Cummings: Dimensio: Haliburton Cummings: Dimensio:
whargble from a guntad


just winding you up so you get all frustrated, make an asshat of yourself and go shoot yourself out of frustration really.

you are already getting eaten alive in this thread so..

look, as a peace offering, you tell me where you buy sex and i'll mail them a cheque ok? OR i'll renew your subscription to Guns And Power for the next year...

in the meantime, go polish your porn ok?

ok bai professor.
2013-01-10 09:22:48 PM
1 votes:
Gary??
2013-01-10 09:22:28 PM
1 votes:

Dimensio: HideAndGoFarkYourself: Not to mention that somewhere, somebody is dialing 911 with an actual emergency, and their help is being delayed because these two jackwagons want to walk around carrying AR-15's and wagging their dicks around.

A local police officer informed me that he prefers citizens to carry concealed for the specific reason that legally openly carried firearms may cause observers unfamiliar with the law to contact and thus waste the resources of emergency services. That explanation prompted me to obtain a holster that more effectively conceals my firearm when cycling, as until then I had worn a holster that was frequently exposed, inadvertently, when I cycled.


I own guns and also ride my bike, but I've never felt the need to pack heat while cycling.

But then again, I've got a real penis. YMMV.
2013-01-10 09:20:30 PM
1 votes:

Lou Stoolz: Afterwards, the men returned home to the compound they refer to as "The Island" and gave each other a handy.

2013-01-10 09:07:39 PM
1 votes:

BafflerMeal: Gary?


That was the first thing I thought of, too. Been wondering where Gary and his statisticals have been.
2013-01-10 09:06:58 PM
1 votes:
...and not a single law was broken.
2013-01-10 09:03:49 PM
1 votes:
I'm a very staunch supporter of the right to own firearms, whether they be for hunting, sport, self defense, or just because one wants to have them.  I don't even mind when people carry them, and carry them openly, so long as they're not doing it FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE of attracting attention to themselves. These people weren't carrying for protection, if they were, they'd be carrying a defensive weapon like a handgun.  They were carrying to create a scene and to get exactly what they got, a police response and a news story.  People like these actually, in my opinion, do more to hurt the gun lobby than help.

In any political fight, you've got the 20% that are die hard pro-whatever, and the 20% that are die hard con-whatever.  Then there's the remaining 60% who are going to vote based on how well the other side sells their position.  People like this, who generate negative publicity, who act in a manner designed only to create fear or panic, don't help their cause in the least.

Not to mention that somewhere, somebody is dialing 911 with an actual emergency, and their help is being delayed because these two jackwagons want to walk around carrying AR-15's and wagging their dicks around.
2013-01-10 09:02:58 PM
1 votes:
> attention whores attention whoring with apparently legal guns

Won't someone please, PLEASE think of the children?
2013-01-10 09:00:41 PM
1 votes:
ATTENTION! GIVE US ATTENTION!!! PLEASE GIVE US ATTENTION!!!
2013-01-10 09:00:15 PM
1 votes:
The fact that this is their big public contribution to the reaction to 20 schoolkids getting gunned down says all that needs to be known about their side of the argument.
2013-01-10 08:59:13 PM
1 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: Dimensio: Haliburton Cummings: Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

Nothing within the article text mentioned confirmation of select-fire capability of either firearm.

fta:


GUNS IN PUBLIC
Two men carrying assault rifles on their backs said they were simply exercising their Second Amendment right, but police said they scared plenty of people.

now shush


I was mistaken. I had forgotten that article authors are infallible.
2013-01-10 08:56:42 PM
1 votes:

Lsherm: Open carry if you aren't hunting makes you an attention whore.


Absolutely. One of the guys also has a youtube channel that is nothing but him walking around with guns and provoking cops to stop him.

Why is it that the least of us always seek the most attention?
2013-01-10 08:56:39 PM
1 votes:
I was visiting my granddad in OKC a couple of months ago. Was in a store and saw a big black guy with a handgun strapped on his belt. This person was not a police officer and looked more gangster than anything. Its funny. Nobody said a thing. Nobody was bothered. And I am sure a lot of people didn't even realize that Oklahoma had legalized open carry a few weeks before.

Frankly, it was nice to know that if some crazy came into the store shooting, there would be somebody that could defend us. Silly Libs, freaking out everytime you see a firearm.
2013-01-10 08:54:53 PM
1 votes:

MrEricSir: There's nothing the general public likes more than insensitive self-righteous pricks who think they know everything.


like...on fark?
2013-01-10 08:50:38 PM
1 votes:
Lochsteppe

Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.


Because it's self-evident the 1:1 correspondence between breast-feeding infants and open carry assault rifles.
2013-01-10 08:46:06 PM
1 votes:
Two more responsible gun owners heard from.
2013-01-10 08:45:53 PM
1 votes:
wild madafakin PIGS everywhere up in Portland, amirite???????
2013-01-10 08:39:35 PM
1 votes:
And if a concerned citizen took them out with a .243 from 250 yards everyone would be cool with that right?
2013-01-10 08:24:08 PM
1 votes:
"If you're scaring people, you aren't advancing your cause."

I'd call the police. They look like the bank robbers from Heat.

Ohhh...damn you Hollywood!
 
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