If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(KPTV Portland)   Two men go walking in Portland, OR with loaded assault rifles strapped to their backs to "educate" general public. Hilarity ensues   (kptv.com) divider line 1215
    More: Dumbass, Hilarity Ensues, assault rifles, public, concealed handgun, KPTV, portland police  
•       •       •

20295 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 8:42 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



1215 Comments   (+0 »)
   
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

Archived thread

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all
 
2013-01-10 08:59:16 PM
Came for a fattie with a Don't Tread On Me shirt, leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-10 08:59:27 PM
I hope normal people pointed and laughed at the clowns.
 
2013-01-10 08:59:38 PM

Facetious_Speciest: Haliburton Cummings

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

There's nothing in the pictures to suggest they're carrying assault rifles. The picture quality isn't good enough to tell.


i guess your internet is in braille?

keep on it gun porn trolls.
 
2013-01-10 08:59:39 PM
The dreams of the 90s are alive in Portland Portland Portland
 
2013-01-10 09:00:05 PM
kptv.images.worldnow.com

i don't think the terrorist bandana is helping any either.
 
2013-01-10 09:00:15 PM
The fact that this is their big public contribution to the reaction to 20 schoolkids getting gunned down says all that needs to be known about their side of the argument.
 
2013-01-10 09:00:18 PM

MrEricSir: There's nothing the general public likes more than insensitive self-righteous pricks who think they know everything.


I'm not gun nut (thank god), but the sight of that one particular Brainiac with his rifle pointed downward made me wince. Maybe out in the woods if the gun discharges the bullet would sink into the ground, but imagine that thing going off and the round doing a ricochet straight off of the pavement and striking some kid riding by on his bike.

Even gunnies should be aghast at the utter lack of gun safety these oafs are displaying.
 
2013-01-10 09:00:26 PM

Braggi: So how do I tell the difference between a educational demonstration or a couple of psychos on the way to kill a lot of people?


That's what I was wondering? No way would I have approached them.
 
2013-01-10 09:00:28 PM
So the pro gun enthusiasts have decided that during a rash of school and public shootings with semi automatics (And there was yet another school shooting today, a shotgun against a student in california.) The best thing that can be done is to walk around with visible Semi Automatics? They should be arrested for disturbing the peace.
 
2013-01-10 09:00:41 PM
ATTENTION! GIVE US ATTENTION!!! PLEASE GIVE US ATTENTION!!!
 
2013-01-10 09:00:59 PM

KarmicDisaster: I wonder what the law would say if a CCW who felt threatened opened fire on them. Most of the laws are written very vaguely now, it you feel threatened, open fire! You know, there are a lot of things that you can do, like having sex, that aren't really appropriate in public.


I am aware of no law allowing the use of deadly force in public without a "reasonable" established fear of imminent grievous bodily injury -- including death -- kidnapping, sexual assault or arson. If the individuals were not actively threatening others -- and the legal, even if anti-social, act of carrying rifles as they did would not establish such "reasonable" belief -- then the use of deadly force would not be justified under any existing statute.
 
2013-01-10 09:01:28 PM

Facetious_Speciest: Haliburton Cummings

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

There's nothing in the pictures to suggest they're carrying assault rifles. The picture quality isn't good enough to tell.


kptv.images.worldnow.com
yeah..that is pretty blurry. AR 15's perhaps?
 
2013-01-10 09:01:39 PM

serial_crusher: The men told officers they were hoping to educate the public about gun rights.
...
Officers said carrying firearms openly is legal

Sounds like the public needed a little education in that department.


And if they don't pull the trigger, they're one of the good guys.

And if they do...well, next time you'll know better.

EDUCATION!
 
2013-01-10 09:02:00 PM

SlothB77: i don't think the terrorist bandana is helping any either.


He has camouflage gloves.

I had to tell you that 'cause the camouflage gloves make his hands really hard to see.
 
2013-01-10 09:02:16 PM
How to be a dick in one easy lesson.


Look, I get it.
But it's asshats like this that make me HATE gun owners more, simply because I don't see someone marching around the city against abortion with a real fetus strapped to their body.
 
2013-01-10 09:02:58 PM
> attention whores attention whoring with apparently legal guns

Won't someone please, PLEASE think of the children?
 
2013-01-10 09:03:03 PM
Haliburton Cummings

i guess your internet is in braille?

Don't be so butthurt over a simple observation. If the article had called their weapons phased plasma rifles, I'd point out the unlikeliness of that as well.
 
2013-01-10 09:03:29 PM

lymond01: It is tools like this that give responsible gun owners a bad rep. The stupidity and lack of perspective is astonishing.


Pretty much this all the way.

/not a gun owner, but holy fark with the morans packing heat today I'm tempted to get body armor.
 
2013-01-10 09:03:33 PM
kptv.images.worldnow.com

kptv.images.worldnow.com

The guns in question.

/would call the police
//even if some 2nd amendment hero gives me a detailed explanation on why these aren't "assault" rifles
///still looks like it could kill a lot of people really quick
 
2013-01-10 09:03:49 PM
I'm a very staunch supporter of the right to own firearms, whether they be for hunting, sport, self defense, or just because one wants to have them.  I don't even mind when people carry them, and carry them openly, so long as they're not doing it FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE of attracting attention to themselves. These people weren't carrying for protection, if they were, they'd be carrying a defensive weapon like a handgun.  They were carrying to create a scene and to get exactly what they got, a police response and a news story.  People like these actually, in my opinion, do more to hurt the gun lobby than help.

In any political fight, you've got the 20% that are die hard pro-whatever, and the 20% that are die hard con-whatever.  Then there's the remaining 60% who are going to vote based on how well the other side sells their position.  People like this, who generate negative publicity, who act in a manner designed only to create fear or panic, don't help their cause in the least.

Not to mention that somewhere, somebody is dialing 911 with an actual emergency, and their help is being delayed because these two jackwagons want to walk around carrying AR-15's and wagging their dicks around.
 
2013-01-10 09:04:06 PM

Haliburton Cummings: yeah..that is pretty blurry. AR 15's perhaps?


zoomed in

kptv.images.worldnow.com
 
Poe
2013-01-10 09:04:38 PM
Used to have a lot of people doing this with pistols out in Cali, where it was legal to open carry, so long as it was unloaded. State eventually passed a law against unloaded open carry just to stop it.
 
2013-01-10 09:05:28 PM
What you libs don't understand is if there was an on-going school massacre as these guys were walking by, they would be able to stop the killer most likely before the police.

/You're not helping.
 
2013-01-10 09:06:07 PM

HideAndGoFarkYourself: Not to mention that somewhere, somebody is dialing 911 with an actual emergency, and their help is being delayed because these two jackwagons want to walk around carrying AR-15's and wagging their dicks around.


A local police officer informed me that he prefers citizens to carry concealed for the specific reason that legally openly carried firearms may cause observers unfamiliar with the law to contact and thus waste the resources of emergency services. That explanation prompted me to obtain a holster that more effectively conceals my firearm when cycling, as until then I had worn a holster that was frequently exposed, inadvertently, when I cycled.
 
2013-01-10 09:06:11 PM

Lsherm: Open carry if you aren't hunting makes you an attention whore.


Those guys are so lame . Tattoos are out also . All the hip attention whores these days are becoming white muslims .
 
2013-01-10 09:06:14 PM
http://kptv.images.worldnow.com/images/1968884_G.jpg


again, two MIT graduates...Fatty McShutin and Willie Wanker, the dynamic douchebags of Portland Oregon showing the world that most gun nuts are power mad weirdos with serious sex deficit disorder.

these two patriots are at home right now spanking each other with semen welded copies of Guns and Ammo.

i say the skinny guy with the soiled diaper on his head is the top here and fatty being the guy with the tits is the bottom.

this is Gunmerica.
these are your patriots.

lmao
 
2013-01-10 09:06:22 PM
Thanks guys. You're part of the problem.

Honestly, open carry makes about as much sense as a rich guy walking around in a suit made of $100 bills.
 
2013-01-10 09:06:24 PM

Harry_Seldon: Lochsteppe: Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.

Are you trying to say that I should be concerned with a mother squirting breast milk at me?


Concerned? I pay extra for that!
 
2013-01-10 09:06:47 PM
"What they really should do is observe the person to determine if the person is aggressive," he said of seeing someone with a gun in public. "We're not doing anything threatening to anyone."

Whatever. You're both irresponsible farkwads. You don't really have the ball in your court to be telling other people how they might react to you.
 
2013-01-10 09:06:48 PM
The ignorance of some people amaze the shiat out of me sometimes.
 
2013-01-10 09:06:58 PM
...and not a single law was broken.
 
2013-01-10 09:07:03 PM

Dimensio: KarmicDisaster: I wonder what the law would say if a CCW who felt threatened opened fire on them. Most of the laws are written very vaguely now, it you feel threatened, open fire! You know, there are a lot of things that you can do, like having sex, that aren't really appropriate in public.

I am aware of no law allowing the use of deadly force in public without a "reasonable" established fear of imminent grievous bodily injury -- including death -- kidnapping, sexual assault or arson. If the individuals were not actively threatening others -- and the legal, even if anti-social, act of carrying rifles as they did would not establish such "reasonable" belief -- then the use of deadly force would not be justified under any existing statute.


Do you skip all the "Florida" tagged links?
 
2013-01-10 09:07:07 PM

Haliburton Cummings: MrEricSir: There's nothing the general public likes more than insensitive self-righteous pricks who think they know everything.

like...on fark?


I haven't seen bands of Farkers going around telling people on the street what to do. Then again, I've never been to a Fark party so I could be wrong.
 
2013-01-10 09:07:20 PM

Dimensio: KarmicDisaster: I wonder what the law would say if a CCW who felt threatened opened fire on them. Most of the laws are written very vaguely now, it you feel threatened, open fire! You know, there are a lot of things that you can do, like having sex, that aren't really appropriate in public.

I am aware of no law allowing the use of deadly force in public without a "reasonable" established fear of imminent grievous bodily injury -- including death -- kidnapping, sexual assault or arson. If the individuals were not actively threatening others -- and the legal, even if anti-social, act of carrying rifles as they did would not establish such "reasonable" belief -- then the use of deadly force would not be justified under any existing statute.


They want gun owners to hide in closests like gays.

That whole let your freak flag fly movement was bullshiat.
 
2013-01-10 09:07:39 PM

BafflerMeal: Gary?


That was the first thing I thought of, too. Been wondering where Gary and his statisticals have been.
 
2013-01-10 09:07:40 PM

Haliburton Cummings: again, two MIT graduates...Fatty McShutin and Willie Wanker, the dynamic douchebags of Portland Oregon showing the world that most gun nuts are power mad weirdos with serious sex deficit disorder.


From what university did you learn that a sample size of two constitutes a data set sufficient to derive such a conclusion?
 
2013-01-10 09:07:48 PM

caddisfly: Lsherm: Open carry if you aren't hunting makes you an attention whore.

Absolutely. One of the guys also has a youtube channel that is nothing but him walking around with guns and provoking cops to stop him.

Why is it that the least of us always seek the most attention?


Because freedom.
 
2013-01-10 09:08:13 PM

base935: What you libs don't understand is if there was an on-going school massacre as these guys were walking by, they would be able to stop the killer most likely before the police.

/You're not helping.


hurrrr
 
2013-01-10 09:08:23 PM

Facetious_Speciest: Haliburton Cummings

i guess your internet is in braille?

Don't be so butthurt over a simple observation. If the article had called their weapons phased plasma rifles, I'd point out the unlikeliness of that as well.


no butthurt. you are a gun wanker... simple enough.

"oh it can't be because they didn't show the full mag selector empty gizmo crusher banana!"

gun nut jargon for gun porn freaks.

go have at yourself.
 
2013-01-10 09:08:26 PM

TwoBeersOneCan: [kptv.images.worldnow.com image 645x362]

[kptv.images.worldnow.com image 645x362]

The guns in question.

/would call the police
//even if some 2nd amendment hero gives me a detailed explanation on why these aren't "assault" rifles
///still looks like it could kill a lot of people really quick


You know the pigs show up with the same "scary looking weapon" right? Odds are the two attention whores are better shots than the pigs are as well. They're without a doubt less likely to murder you I mean make an erronious no knock raid. Deity of your choice help you if there is a dog living with your or next door.
 
2013-01-10 09:08:37 PM
i.imgur.com

also...

i.imgur.com

What a couple of jackasses.
 
2013-01-10 09:08:38 PM
I would call 911 and get the fark out of dodge, personally.
 
2013-01-10 09:09:09 PM

Zombie DJ: How to be a dick in one easy lesson.

Look, I get it.
But it's asshats like this that make me HATE gun owners more, simply because I don't see someone marching around the city against abortion with a real fetus strapped to their body.


you don't want to be talking about gun rights and abortion around this lady:
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-01-10 09:09:18 PM
I really wish a car had backfired and they pulled their guns out and started shooting, or at least got them in their hands and provoked a serious panic.
 
2013-01-10 09:09:34 PM
Open carry is kinda pointless unless you are out hunting. It says, "hey I'm carrying an expensive easy to sell to my homies item- please rob me."
 
2013-01-10 09:09:45 PM
What cacksuckers. I would never open carry my handgun. It would never enter my mind to sling my husbands Ar15 over my shoulder and go for a walk. And they had them behind their backs? Why would you have your gun where someone behind you can grab it or it would take longer to get it in a position to fire?
I hope the morons didnt take them out loaded.

I would have called the cops too.
 
2013-01-10 09:09:45 PM
 
2013-01-10 09:09:49 PM

whither_apophis: Dimensio: KarmicDisaster: I wonder what the law would say if a CCW who felt threatened opened fire on them. Most of the laws are written very vaguely now, it you feel threatened, open fire! You know, there are a lot of things that you can do, like having sex, that aren't really appropriate in public.

I am aware of no law allowing the use of deadly force in public without a "reasonable" established fear of imminent grievous bodily injury -- including death -- kidnapping, sexual assault or arson. If the individuals were not actively threatening others -- and the legal, even if anti-social, act of carrying rifles as they did would not establish such "reasonable" belief -- then the use of deadly force would not be justified under any existing statute.

Do you skip all the "Florida" tagged links?


I do not believe that your question is related to my statement.
 
2013-01-10 09:10:05 PM
Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.


welp, my post here is done.
 
2013-01-10 09:10:06 PM

Facetious_Speciest: That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.


Seems to be the perfect way to describe most of the people in Portland, Oregon.
 
Displayed 50 of 1215 comments

First | « | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | » | Last | Show all

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest


This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking
Submit a Link »






Report