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(KPTV Portland)   Two men go walking in Portland, OR with loaded assault rifles strapped to their backs to "educate" general public. Hilarity ensues   (kptv.com) divider line 1215
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2013-01-10 08:16:03 PM  
No exactly a concealed handgun now is it.
 
2013-01-10 08:16:29 PM  
Try doing that in front of a school and see how impressed people are with you're version of education.
 
2013-01-10 08:16:55 PM  
It's a big scary world outside their mom's basement
 
2013-01-10 08:21:01 PM  
Open carry if you aren't hunting makes you an attention whore.
 
2013-01-10 08:24:08 PM  
"If you're scaring people, you aren't advancing your cause."

I'd call the police. They look like the bank robbers from Heat.

Ohhh...damn you Hollywood!
 
2013-01-10 08:38:00 PM  
Fark guns.  Fark war.  Fark cancer.  Three farks I give today,.  Ah...ah...ah
 
2013-01-10 08:39:35 PM  
And if a concerned citizen took them out with a .243 from 250 yards everyone would be cool with that right?
 
2013-01-10 08:40:09 PM  
The men told officers they were hoping to educate the public about gun rights.
...
Officers said carrying firearms openly is legal

Sounds like the public needed a little education in that department.
 
2013-01-10 08:44:53 PM  
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-10 08:45:27 PM  

whither_apophis: And if a concerned citizen took them out with a .243 from 250 yards everyone would be cool with that right?


Why would anyone be okay with that?
 
2013-01-10 08:45:53 PM  
wild madafakin PIGS everywhere up in Portland, amirite???????
 
2013-01-10 08:46:06 PM  
Two more responsible gun owners heard from.
 
2013-01-10 08:47:26 PM  

serial_crusher: The men told officers they were hoping to educate the public about gun rights.
...
Officers said carrying firearms openly is legal

Sounds like the public needed a little education in that department.


Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.
 
2013-01-10 08:48:24 PM  
It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.
 
2013-01-10 08:48:28 PM  
www.spin.com

Not cool.
 
2013-01-10 08:48:40 PM  
Look, I don't care how much you "educate" me about guns, if I see you walking down the street with an assault rifle strapped to your back, I'm going to call the mothefarking cops. Why? BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE ANY DAMN BUSINESS WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH AN ASSAULT RIFLE STRAPPED TO YOUR BACK! If you think you need protection, conceal and carry, it's not something I would ever do but if you feel that way, OK. But this isn't farking Beirut circa 1982, all right? It is not that farking bad out there people. It's just not.
 
2013-01-10 08:48:50 PM  
i985.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 08:48:55 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.


Both of your statements are accurate.
 
2013-01-10 08:49:34 PM  
but seriously these shiatheads need an ass kicking something fierce. I can't think of a more antisocial, dickheaded, and nasty thing to do these days.
 
2013-01-10 08:49:39 PM  
A gun shop owner I've dealt with in the past (he's an ass, so I don't shop there any longer), said you're an idiot if you open carry. You're just making yourself a target for a criminal that might want your gun or otherwise knows to take you out first.
 
2013-01-10 08:49:40 PM  
The rightards are certainly going to provide us with oodles of lulz for the next four years at least, aren't they?
 
2013-01-10 08:50:38 PM  
Lochsteppe

Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.


Because it's self-evident the 1:1 correspondence between breast-feeding infants and open carry assault rifles.
 
2013-01-10 08:53:25 PM  
There's nothing the general public likes more than insensitive self-righteous pricks who think they know everything.
 
2013-01-10 08:53:59 PM  

Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.


no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez
 
2013-01-10 08:54:39 PM  

Haliburton Cummings: Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez


Nothing within the article text mentioned confirmation of select-fire capability of either firearm.
 
2013-01-10 08:54:53 PM  

MrEricSir: There's nothing the general public likes more than insensitive self-righteous pricks who think they know everything.


like...on fark?
 
2013-01-10 08:55:05 PM  

Lochsteppe: Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.


The only solution is to arm the breastfeeding babies.
 
2013-01-10 08:55:35 PM  

Dimensio: Haliburton Cummings: Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

Nothing within the article text mentioned confirmation of select-fire capability of either firearm.


sorry gun porn enthusiast.
 
2013-01-10 08:55:37 PM  

Lochsteppe: Sure, it's just like breastfeeding in public--if you're made uncomfortable by it, it's just because you don't understand how natural and beneficial it really is.


Are you trying to say that I should be concerned with a mother squirting breast milk at me?
 
2013-01-10 08:55:40 PM  
Hell, I own a "few" guns, and I would call the cops.
 
2013-01-10 08:55:42 PM  
Warren said he hoped people would approach them and talk to them, instead of calling police.

That makes total perfect sense.  I mean, if Isee a couple guys carrying a big-ass deadly weapon the FIRST thing I'm inclined to do is approach them and start a conversation.
No way my internal dialogue might go something like:
"Holy shiat...these guys are strolling around in public, heavily and openly armed.  Very high possibility they are lookin' for some ground to stand. DO NOT APPROACH.  Call for backup."
 
2013-01-10 08:55:50 PM  

queezyweezel: whither_apophis: And if a concerned citizen took them out with a .243 from 250 yards everyone would be cool with that right?

Why would anyone be okay with that?


Two guys carrying semi-autos? Gotta think worse case scenario.
 
2013-01-10 08:55:51 PM  
you'renothelping.jpeg
 
2013-01-10 08:55:53 PM  

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Two more responsible gun owners heard from.


It is amazing that they didn't shoot up a nunnery and/or a schoolbus full of cancer ridden children, amirite?
 
2013-01-10 08:55:55 PM  

edmo: Try doing that in front of a school and see how impressed people are with you're version of education.


That would be a violation of most states laws. That is the best justification for a school zone. You cannot carry in public like that without first taking a lot of time to find out that you are in a legal location. I hope any people who want to emulate them do the research. Otherwise this will get ugly fast.
 
2013-01-10 08:56:11 PM  
Haliburton Cummings

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez


There's nothing in the pictures to suggest they're carrying assault rifles. The picture quality isn't good enough to tell.
 
2013-01-10 08:56:37 PM  

Dimensio: Haliburton Cummings: Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

Nothing within the article text mentioned confirmation of select-fire capability of either firearm.


fta:


GUNS IN PUBLIC
Two men carrying assault rifles on their backs said they were simply exercising their Second Amendment right, but police said they scared plenty of people.


now shush
 
2013-01-10 08:56:39 PM  
I was visiting my granddad in OKC a couple of months ago. Was in a store and saw a big black guy with a handgun strapped on his belt. This person was not a police officer and looked more gangster than anything. Its funny. Nobody said a thing. Nobody was bothered. And I am sure a lot of people didn't even realize that Oklahoma had legalized open carry a few weeks before.

Frankly, it was nice to know that if some crazy came into the store shooting, there would be somebody that could defend us. Silly Libs, freaking out everytime you see a firearm.
 
2013-01-10 08:56:42 PM  

Lsherm: Open carry if you aren't hunting makes you an attention whore.


Absolutely. One of the guys also has a youtube channel that is nothing but him walking around with guns and provoking cops to stop him.

Why is it that the least of us always seek the most attention?
 
2013-01-10 08:56:49 PM  
Afterwards, the men returned home and gave each other a handy.
 
2013-01-10 08:56:58 PM  
They were fully automatic Glock-47's right?
 
2013-01-10 08:57:09 PM  
So how do I tell the difference between a educational demonstration or a couple of psychos on the way to kill a lot of people?
 
2013-01-10 08:57:25 PM  
Gary?
 
2013-01-10 08:57:57 PM  

whither_apophis: And if a concerned citizen took them out with a .243 from 250 yards everyone would be cool with that right?


You may want to avoid speaking like that in public.
 
2013-01-10 08:58:19 PM  
kptv.images.worldnow.com

if that was walking down the street, i'd be a little freaked out too.
 
2013-01-10 08:58:37 PM  
I wonder what the law would say if a CCW who felt threatened opened fire on them. Most of the laws are written very vaguely now, it you feel threatened, open fire! You know, there are a lot of things that you can do, like having sex, that aren't really appropriate in public.
 
2013-01-10 08:58:40 PM  
I don't think that Professor Derp and Dean Potato thought their lesson plan all the way through.
 
2013-01-10 08:58:53 PM  
Too bad the assault weapons carriers were shot dead by other concerned gun carriers.

/They're coming straight for us/ kids/grandma/aw fark it, killing things is fun. Gorsh.
 
2013-01-10 08:59:08 PM  
It is tools like this that give responsible gun owners a bad rep. The stupidity and lack of perspective is astonishing.
 
2013-01-10 08:59:13 PM  

Haliburton Cummings: Dimensio: Haliburton Cummings: Facetious_Speciest: It's highly unlikely they were carrying assault rifles.

That said, "look at me, I'm an attention whore!" seems about right.

no those aren't assault rifles at all.

rtfa nozzle. pay attention to the picturez

Nothing within the article text mentioned confirmation of select-fire capability of either firearm.

fta:


GUNS IN PUBLIC
Two men carrying assault rifles on their backs said they were simply exercising their Second Amendment right, but police said they scared plenty of people.

now shush


I was mistaken. I had forgotten that article authors are infallible.
 
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