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(The Consumerist)   Woman determined to consume only Starbucks products for an entire year, will go bankrupt sometime in March   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Starbucks, Seattle, bankruptcy  
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6238 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 9:56 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-10 05:52:27 PM  
5 votes:
FTFA: the woman, whose actual name is Beautiful Existence

That, right there, is why we can't have nice things.
2013-01-10 10:29:29 PM  
2 votes:
Name the deficiency that puts an end to this, I say scurvy.
2013-01-10 10:19:13 PM  
2 votes:
Great, just what the world needs, Twitchy Jared.
2013-01-10 10:02:31 PM  
2 votes:
On the bright side, she's now officially a cheap date with nothing to complain about.
2013-01-10 10:00:07 PM  
2 votes:
So now we know the faux hipster's Fark handle. What's her birth name?
2013-01-10 08:30:13 PM  
2 votes:
Dirk Benedict is 67 years old.  That's expecting a lot of the man.
2013-01-10 08:04:38 PM  
2 votes:
I'll giver her the plain nut pack.
2013-01-11 01:26:10 AM  
1 vote:
2013-01-10 11:18:52 PM  
1 vote:
Why am I completely not surprised by her choice of eyewear?
2013-01-10 10:31:48 PM  
1 vote:

DreamSnipers: Name the deficiency that puts an end to this, I say scurvy.

GRANDE Mal Seizure

2013-01-10 10:23:59 PM  
1 vote:

Buttle not Tuttle: In this thread: Wordpress and Consumerist combine to give you a powerful new reason to hate people.

I don't need new reasons to hate people, I'm still not done sorting the old reasons I hate people from last year damnit
2013-01-10 08:27:15 PM  
1 vote:
Welcome to the world of anyone who works at Starbucks, lady.
2013-01-10 05:46:24 PM  
1 vote:
I'm determined only to sleep with sexy ladies this year.

Fortunately, my wife is sexy
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