fanbladesaresharp: I must be farking blind. I failed to see a point of any of this shennanigan.
Wookie_Jesus: Like most women in search of free sperm, Beth and Nicole asked for artificial insemination, or AI. As opposed to natural insemination (code for actual sex), AI typically involves injecting fresh sperm into the vagina, or loading it into a latex cup that fits on the cervix. Beth and Nicole had to work around three people's schedules and an ovulation calendar, so the venues at which they met their donor had a saucy impromptu feel: a hotel, the back of the couple's SUV, a camper trailer, a Starbucks bathroom. At Starbucks, the donor ejaculated in the bathroom in private, exited, and handed the sperm-filled latex cup to Nicole, who in turn entered the bathroom and attached the cup to her cervix. As nature took its course, the three sat down for coffee together. "It wasn't my highest moment," says Beth. They didn't conceive.yummy latte Link
JohnAnnArbor: Protein. Is there any at Starbucks?
LordOfThePings: "I've been going in and getting their nutrition by the cup charts for all their serving sizes [...] I'm already getting a feel for what to eat - the plain nut pack as a snack because it only has 190 calories, compared to the piece of pumpkin bread."And she doesn't sound naïve. Not at all.
Sin_City_Superhero: FTFA: the woman, whose actual name is Beautiful ExistenceThat, right there, is why we can't have nice things.
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