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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Dad decides he's going to test school security response by telling one of the greeters he's packing   (wfaa.com) divider line 95
    More: Dumbass, Celina, imminent threat, psychological testing, third degree  
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2013-01-10 08:17:04 PM
*scans headline*


i410.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 08:25:30 PM
What? Schools have greeters now?
 
2013-01-10 08:30:42 PM
He was performing a valuable public service. He should test the airport next.
 
2013-01-10 09:26:56 PM
Why the rest of the first world nations think the U.S. is quite made.
 
2013-01-10 09:34:10 PM

2wolves: Why the rest of the first world nations think the U.S. is quite made.


U made?
 
2013-01-10 09:34:18 PM
If that greeter had been armed, that dad could be dead.
 
2013-01-10 09:35:19 PM
Mad.

I despise auto "correct."
 
2013-01-10 09:45:51 PM

cretinbob: What? Schools have greeters now?


going to school / going to Walmart... less and less different every day !
 
2013-01-10 10:00:01 PM
 
2013-01-10 10:00:51 PM

sno man: cretinbob: What? Schools have greeters now?

going to school / going to Walmart... less and less different every day !


School has less stuff from China.
 
2013-01-10 10:16:35 PM

fusillade762: sno man: cretinbob: What? Schools have greeters now?

going to school / going to Walmart... less and less different every day !

School has less stuff from China.


School has less stuff.
 
2013-01-10 10:20:38 PM
If only there had been a good guy with a gun, this dude would be dead, as he should be.  Tragically, his presence as a "parent" in the school prevents Darwin from victory.
 
2013-01-10 10:25:17 PM
Should make for an interesting career day...

Bobby Jr.: What does your daddy do?

Mikey: Makes license plates and shivs.
 
2013-01-10 10:28:35 PM
Your clever plan....
 
2013-01-10 10:31:49 PM
If those teachers had been armed, they'd have had nothing to fear. Guns for everyone! A Glock in every home, and a cap in every ass! Problem solved!
 
2013-01-10 10:34:18 PM

cretinbob: What? Schools have greeters now?


Welcome to school. I love you.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-10 10:37:55 PM
Too bad he wasn't packing some common sense.
 
2013-01-10 10:39:21 PM
Dumbass? Hardly. Try "complete and total drooling idiot."
 
2013-01-10 10:41:13 PM

flamingboard: cretinbob: What? Schools have greeters now?

Welcome to school. I love you.

[i.imgur.com image 450x227]


I can get my Law degree there..
 
2013-01-10 10:42:47 PM

brap: Should make for an interesting career day...


Mikey: Daddy has the best rim job, ever!
 
2013-01-10 10:43:41 PM
Thanks for helping us prove our point dumbass.

Guns could all disappear tomorrow. Wouldn't care.
 
2013-01-10 10:44:12 PM
"Miller, a paramedic with Careflight, was not home and did not respond to a request for comment."

Some coworkers call him a space cowboy, some call him a gangster of love. Some people call him Maurice, cause he speaks of the pompatus of school security.
 
2013-01-10 10:45:37 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: O'Dell says he then acted out shooting people pointing to them and saying "you're dead"
Another responsible gun owner heard from?


Please identify the part of the article where it says he owned or possessed a gun.
 
2013-01-10 10:46:54 PM

skinink: "Miller, a paramedic with Careflight, was not home and did not respond to a request for comment."

Some coworkers call him a space cowboy, some call him a gangster of love. Some people call him Maurice, cause he speaks of the pompatus of school security.


I think you may have just won the thread.
 
2013-01-10 10:47:08 PM
If you do this, you aren't mentally fit to have a gun.
 
zez
2013-01-10 10:48:45 PM

fusillade762: 2wolves: Why the rest of the first world nations think the U.S. is quite made.

U made?


You didn't made that
 
2013-01-10 10:50:09 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: If you do this, you aren't mentally fit to have a gun.


Very true. I don't know what the disqualifying offenses are in Texas but in my fair state of Pennsylvania a charge of "terroristic threats" is not a disqualifying offense.
 
2013-01-10 10:50:15 PM

Britney Spear's Speculum: If you do this, you aren't mentally fit to have a gun.


And therein lies the biggest failure of the NRA's entire platform.

They completely forget that the 2nd Amendment refers to a Well Regulated Militia, and not just every yokel capable of uttering the word "gun" in order to possess a lethal projectile weapon.
 
2013-01-10 10:53:12 PM
It's like drivers in the first rain in California. Your average joe is completely incapable of behaving like a rational human being.

/Children make you stupid. Scientific fact.
 
2013-01-10 10:53:37 PM

zez: fusillade762: 2wolves: Why the rest of the first world nations think the U.S. is quite made.

U made?

You didn't made that


I'm made as a hater.
 
2013-01-10 10:55:40 PM

UsikFark: zez: fusillade762: 2wolves: Why the rest of the first world nations think the U.S. is quite made.

U made?

You didn't made that

I'm made as a hater.


Hatters gonna hat.
 
2013-01-10 10:57:34 PM
Not seeing the crime, sorry.

He said he was testing the security. He said he wanted them to stop him. He clearly was not armed, and the greeter did not feel threatened. He left when asked.

Stupid? Yes. Felony? No. Not unless he said something to the effect of 'people will die if you don't stop me'.
 
2013-01-10 10:57:41 PM

UsikFark:
I'm made as a hater.


Dumass tag?
Why no Dumas tag?


/oh, right
//Alexandre Dumas was a black man.
///Mad ass a hater
 
2013-01-10 10:57:48 PM

markie_farkie: Britney Spear's Speculum: If you do this, you aren't mentally fit to have a gun.

And therein lies the biggest failure of the NRA's entire platform.

They completely forget that the 2nd Amendment refers to a Well Regulated Militia, and not just every yokel capable of uttering the word "gun" in order to possess a lethal projectile weapon.


Except that clearly isn't the intent of the second.

I thought that the inane well regulated militia argument had finally died.
 
2013-01-10 10:58:29 PM
It's like rain on your wedding day.
 
2013-01-10 10:58:53 PM

Shadowtag: It's like drivers in the first rain in California. Your average joe is completely incapable of behaving like a rational human being.

/Children make you stupid. Scientific fact.


This is true, I was walking one time in southern california and it started to rain and I saw a car cross 2 lanes of traffic and run into a fire hydrant...for no reason.
 
2013-01-10 11:01:17 PM

Theeng: I thought that the inane well regulated militia argument had finally died.


Cuz the words "well regulated militia" are merely in the Constitution.

It's not like they're in the actual basis of US law. You know, the Bible.
 
2013-01-10 11:01:18 PM

slykens1: Nina_Hartley's_Ass: O'Dell says he then acted out shooting people pointing to them and saying "you're dead"
Another responsible gun owner heard from?

Please identify the part of the article where it says he owned or possessed a gun.


Please identify the part of my post where it says he owned or possessed a gun.

/just askin' questions...
//i'm sure we'll find out tomorrow
 
2013-01-10 11:02:47 PM

culebra: UsikFark: zez: fusillade762: 2wolves: Why the rest of the first world nations think the U.S. is quite made.

U made?

You didn't made that

I'm made as a hater.

Hatters gonna hat.


Cool storey, bro.
 
2013-01-10 11:03:02 PM
I hate to see the term "terroristic threats" being officially played so fast and loose. It scares me more by far than the public having AR-15's and Glock pistols, which they had for decades on end.
 
2013-01-10 11:03:56 PM
Yay, another one of these threads...
 
2013-01-10 11:05:20 PM

markie_farkie: They completely forget that the 2nd Amendment refers to a Well Regulated Militia, and not just every yokel capable of uttering the word "gun" in order to possess a lethal projectile weapon.


DC v. Heller and McDonald v. Chicago are paging you.

I'm all for reasonable regulation thereof but let's employ some intellectual honesty regarding the settled laws of the land.
 
2013-01-10 11:06:02 PM

vudukungfu: UsikFark:
I'm made as a hater.

Dumass tag?
Why no Dumas tag?


/oh, right
//Alexandre Dumas was a black man.
///Mad ass a hater


Get a bran
 
2013-01-10 11:09:26 PM

Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Please identify the part of my post where it says he owned or possessed a gun.


Have you stopped beating your wife?

/just asking questions, you know... :)
 
2013-01-10 11:13:23 PM
After he tests his airport, he should test a federal courthouse, and then a military ammunition depot. Keep them on their toes.
 
2013-01-10 11:15:03 PM
I'm just glad he was arrested for making terroristic threats. He's an idiot, and a smack to the head is appropriate when people do idiotic things. Especially when their excuse for doing so is "I was just testin' them" or "I was just kiddin'."

Imagine what would've happened if that greeter had been armed and didn't recognize him - after all, so many Farkheads advocate that everybody be armed...

You don't want your threats taken seriously? Don't make them.
 
2013-01-10 11:17:54 PM
The dumbass who cried wolf. If he was so concerned about safety, why didn't he ask to address the school board.
 
2013-01-10 11:20:19 PM
I'm sure his kid(s) will have a great time throughout the rest of their scholastic career in that school system.
 
2013-01-10 11:24:35 PM
DER WAS WOILD HOGS ALL OVA DA PLACE. ERRYWHAR WILD PIGS I NEEDED MAH GUN
 
2013-01-10 11:26:38 PM
But seriously, I f i met that dude at the entrance to my kids' school and that happened, i would have punched his ass out. No lie. That is a terrible, terrible way to behave, especially toward teachers and school administrators.
 
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