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(CBS News)   Keep calm and wrap it up-- super gonorrhea arrives in North America   (cbsnews.com) divider line 30
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2013-01-10 05:51:09 PM
Headline
"Incurable" gonorrhea hits North American shores

TFA:
However, all nine patients in the study were eventually cured.
 
2013-01-10 05:52:12 PM
Anybody want a jolly rancher?
 
2013-01-10 05:52:20 PM
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Are you tired of the steady drip
Drip, drip of Gonorrhea?
Then Peter Rooter's for you

Peter Rooter, that's the name
You just flush your troubles
Down the drain
Rotten Peter, rotten Peter, rotten Peter

/wow, twice in one day...
 
2013-01-10 05:52:21 PM

you are a puppet: Headline
"Incurable" gonorrhea hits North American shores

TFA:
However, all nine patients in the study were eventually cured.


I guess the blew the whole load in that article.

/But seriously
//Dress your genitals accordingly, people
 
2013-01-10 05:53:05 PM
Worst comic book hero ever
 
2013-01-10 05:53:13 PM
So... is this evolution, or is your god just feeling extra ornery these days?
 
2013-01-10 05:54:22 PM
Is this NRS or UBT?
 
2013-01-10 05:56:37 PM
There's a simple way to prevent this.

t0.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-10 05:57:02 PM
Meh. Sooner or later it will get it's cape caught in a door, and problem dealt with.
 
2013-01-10 05:58:39 PM
Super gonorRhea Perlman?
 
2013-01-10 06:00:09 PM
At least it's not super diarrhea.

*ducks*
 
2013-01-10 06:01:56 PM
Repeat. At least that's what the doc told me.
 
2013-01-10 06:02:03 PM
i831.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 06:03:10 PM
We already know.
 
2013-01-10 06:06:34 PM

syrynxx: [i831.photobucket.com image 500x384]


It's also a song, apparently.
 
2013-01-10 06:07:42 PM

CygnusDarius: you are a puppet: Headline
"Incurable" gonorrhea hits North American shores

TFA:
However, all nine patients in the study were eventually cured.

I guess the blew the whole load in that article.

/But seriously
//Dress your genitals accordingly, people



I like to dress mine as Superman.
 
2013-01-10 06:08:58 PM
It's a good thing Marines are no longer in P.I.

/never got it
//knew a few that did
///too busy drinking at Johnny O's
 
2013-01-10 06:10:17 PM

nimeye: CygnusDarius: you are a puppet: Headline
"Incurable" gonorrhea hits North American shores

TFA:
However, all nine patients in the study were eventually cured.

I guess the blew the whole load in that article.

/But seriously
//Dress your genitals accordingly, people


I like to dress mine as Superman.


Doesn't the cape get in the way?

I prefer Aquaman...the one thing he can do, is talk to fish.
 
2013-01-10 06:15:08 PM
Dan Marino better watch out.
 
2013-01-10 06:15:44 PM
Ew
 
2013-01-10 06:17:01 PM
When you're sitting in your home,
And you penis leaks yellow foam,
Gonorrhea, boom boom, gonorrhea!
 
2013-01-10 06:18:58 PM

Mark Ratner: nimeye: CygnusDarius: you are a puppet: Headline
"Incurable" gonorrhea hits North American shores

TFA:
However, all nine patients in the study were eventually cured.

I guess the blew the whole load in that article.

/But seriously
//Dress your genitals accordingly, people


I like to dress mine as Superman.

Doesn't the cape get in the way?

I prefer Aquaman...the one thing he can do, is talk to fish.


I tried to dress it like wolverine... Did not work so well.
 
2013-01-10 06:20:29 PM

Charlie Chingas: It's a good thing Marines are no longer in P.I.

/never got it
//knew a few that did
///too busy drinking at Johnny O's


www.innerspaeth.com
 
2013-01-10 06:21:02 PM

Karma Curmudgeon: Worst comic book hero ever


So I take it the 'Super' part of it doesn't imply special powers are bestowed upon the afflicted? Unless of course burning urine counts...
 
2013-01-10 06:30:14 PM
If Super Gonorrhea spun the earth backward would it cure itself?
 
2013-01-10 06:32:02 PM
It's been 4 years since Ive been in the sack. And its going to be a lot longer.

/not worth the risk
//only sleep with people you trust
 
2013-01-10 06:34:03 PM
ts1.mm.bing.net
 
2013-01-10 06:37:29 PM

CygnusDarius: Mark Ratner: nimeye: CygnusDarius: you are a puppet: Headline
"Incurable" gonorrhea hits North American shores

TFA:
However, all nine patients in the study were eventually cured.

I guess the blew the whole load in that article.

/But seriously
//Dress your genitals accordingly, people


I like to dress mine as Superman.

Doesn't the cape get in the way?

I prefer Aquaman...the one thing he can do, is talk to fish.

I tried to dress it like wolverine... Did not work so well.


do you guys listen to Russ Martin?
 
2013-01-10 06:37:41 PM

Coastalgrl: It's been 4 years since Ive been in the sack. And its going to be a lot longer.

/not worth the risk
//only sleep with people you trust


Dayum girl. Time to get back up on that pogo stick.
 
2013-01-10 06:41:13 PM
I'm guessing most Farkers are safe from this. But if you find yourself with an incurable strain of gonorrhea, my witch doctor Mbuno Akoboba has assured me that sex with newborns will cure you of it. Be sure to avoid the gay newborns, though.
 
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