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(CBS Pittsburgh)   Today's "Happily married mother of two who ran the local youth recreation center arrested for providing the very best kind of recreation to a 15 year old boy" comes to us from Pittsburgh, PA   (pittsburgh.cbslocal.com) divider line 73
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2013-01-10 05:10:47 PM  
She's got it goin' on.
 
2013-01-10 05:23:13 PM  
Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?
 
2013-01-10 05:24:22 PM  

Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?


She accidentally the whole penis.
 
2013-01-10 05:34:44 PM  

Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?


That's what I was thinking... She likes in the butt???
 
2013-01-10 05:34:53 PM  

Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?


UFIA
 
2013-01-10 05:36:34 PM  
Absolutely no way to determine the outrage level without a pic of the perpetrator.
 
2013-01-10 05:39:51 PM  
I'm from Quality Control, ma'am, I'm here to test your recreational equipment.

[bow-chicka-bow-wow]
 
2013-01-10 05:41:30 PM  
It makes me truly bent that these kids end up tattling
that's not what you do when yer getting box

mourning my misspent youth
 
2013-01-10 05:43:14 PM  

TXEric: Absolutely no way to determine the outrage level without a pic of the perpetrator.


Visible if you watch the video...not bad looking.

Must have been the "good girl" as a teenager and was making up for lost youth. Pity.

/someone needs to explain to me what's in the water in Pennsylvania that makes people want to fark underaged boys :-P
 
2013-01-10 05:43:50 PM  
I never tattled on my teacher for that stuff

/of course I was home schooled so who was I going to tell?
 
2013-01-10 05:46:23 PM  
"Happily married," eh?
 
2013-01-10 05:51:48 PM  

hdhale: TXEric: Absolutely no way to determine the outrage level without a pic of the perpetrator.

Visible if you watch the video...not bad looking.

Must have been the "good girl" as a teenager and was making up for lost youth. Pity.

/someone needs to explain to me what's in the water in Pennsylvania that makes people want to fark underaged boys :-P


Dammit. I RTFA but I didn't WTFV!
 
2013-01-10 05:53:22 PM  

Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?


Came to say this and I'm already fifth in line. I love Fark.
 
2013-01-10 05:55:18 PM  
Not a bad lookin' MILFy...
 
2013-01-10 05:58:17 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?

That's what I was thinking... She likes in the butt???


Or maybe she likes to wear a strap on and ride...which presents a very bad mental picture some of you will never lose.

/thanks, I want a window seat!
 
2013-01-10 05:59:31 PM  
OK, who can find the police report with all of the salacious details?
 
2013-01-10 06:00:21 PM  
Oh this isn't a cri-

hdhale: Or maybe she likes to wear a strap on and ride


Nevermind
 
2013-01-10 06:01:10 PM  

hdhale: Charlie Chingas: Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?

That's what I was thinking... She likes in the butt???

Or maybe she likes to wear a strap on and ride...which presents a very bad mental picture some of you will never lose.

/thanks, I want a window seat!


As long as it's not the Shane Edition strap-on, I'm OK...

/save a seat for me...
 
2013-01-10 06:04:45 PM  

natas6.0: It makes me truly bent that these kids end up tattling
that's not what you do when yer getting box


Do you take the same liberated approach to Mr Sandusky's young lovers?
 
2013-01-10 06:05:01 PM  

Charlie Chingas: Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?

That's what I was thinking... She likes in the butt???


LOL!!!!
Thanks I needed that
 
2013-01-10 06:09:28 PM  

KellyKellyKelly: "Happily married," eh?


Now you know the key to a happy marriage.
 
2013-01-10 06:09:28 PM  
As compared to Pittsburgh, FL
 
2013-01-10 06:13:56 PM  

Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?


Probably put fries and cole slaw in her snatch
 
2013-01-10 06:14:41 PM  
involuntary deviate sexual intercourse

Waiting for pic of mom . . .
 
2013-01-10 06:14:52 PM  

Charlie Chingas: hdhale: Charlie Chingas: Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?

That's what I was thinking... She likes in the butt???

Or maybe she likes to wear a strap on and ride...which presents a very bad mental picture some of you will never lose.

/thanks, I want a window seat!

As long as it's not the Shane Edition strap-on, I'm OK...

/save a seat for me...


Could be something that would seem freaky on la blue gurl....

/gets to skip the tsa chekpoint
 
2013-01-10 06:20:59 PM  
What we want her to look like.
i.imgur.com

What she probably looks like.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-10 06:21:52 PM  
I had an involuntary deviate sexual intercourse once. I was walking down a nude beach, minding my own business. Just as I was passing a naked lady who was slathered in tanning oil, I got an erection, slipped on a banana peel, and -- woops! -- right up her butt.

One in a million shot officer, ya gotta believe me...
 
2013-01-10 06:23:10 PM  
No pictures?
 
2013-01-10 06:23:59 PM  
Sharpsburg, eh? I believe we're going to need to see the knees.
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 06:28:37 PM  

wambu: What we want her to look like.


What she probably looks like.



Sundo's picture
 
NFA [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 06:29:27 PM  

Eternal Virgin: No pictures?


See the link above.
 
2013-01-10 06:34:58 PM  
Sundo ... more like son did.
 
2013-01-10 06:39:02 PM  
When are people going to realize that you really need to become a catholic priest if you're going to behave like that!
 
2013-01-10 06:39:31 PM  
I'd just love to be there to watch her squirm the first time she has to face her family.
 
2013-01-10 06:44:05 PM  

hdhale: Must have been the "good girl" as a teenager and was making up for lost youth. Pity


Well, possibly.

But I suspect she was a slut as a teenager, a slut as an adult, finally got married in her mid-to-late 30s, but got bored quickly and decided to slut around some more.

Just a hunch.
 
2013-01-10 06:44:41 PM  

Old enough to know better: I'd just love to be there to watch her squirm the first time she has to face her family.


She'll blame her husband for not making her haaaaaapy.
 
2013-01-10 06:48:20 PM  

It's Me Bender: Old enough to know better: I'd just love to be there to watch her squirm the first time she has to face her family.

She'll blame her husband for not making her haaaaaapy.


And if he leaves her then he is a racist and a hypocrite. Be prepared to face the wrath of DRO if you disagree.
 
2013-01-10 06:57:07 PM  
I can't determine whether or not I'm outraged until I see pictures of her. If hot, nekkid pics. If not, a head shot will suffice as the target of my faux-rage.
 
2013-01-10 06:58:59 PM  
I wonder if she makes that signature "banging a dolphin" sex whimper all Asian women seem to produce.
 
2013-01-10 07:02:12 PM  

NFA: wambu: What we want her to look like.


What she probably looks like.


Sundo's picture


That's not her, watch the video in TFA.
 
2013-01-10 07:03:12 PM  
NFA : That's not her, that's some Filipino woman in the United Arab Emirates with the same name.
 
2013-01-10 07:05:10 PM  

NFA: wambu: What we want her to look like.


What she probably looks like.


Sundo's picture


Saw that pic earlier and was hoping for some deviate, Asian intercourse. Alas, another bleach-blonde is the Susan we're looking for - boring, but doable.
 
2013-01-10 07:05:27 PM  

NFA: Sundo's picture


Not her, dude.
 
2013-01-10 07:07:54 PM  

varmitydog: NFA : That's not her, that's some Filipino woman in the United Arab Emirates with the same name.


hi ga wala na gyod ko makaanha diha oi.. ga kmsta naman ka pangutana-a dw si darling ug asa niya gihatag ang akong gipadala?
 
2013-01-10 07:10:01 PM  
Here's a couple of pictures of her in a local news report. Link She's a blond. (warning, you have to listen to an ad first)
 
2013-01-10 07:11:46 PM  
There is a news clip that shows a pic of her. Standard looking slightly milfy blonde.

So where is that skanky red headed farker white trash biatch with shiatty teeth from Oklahoma that thinks it's okay to fark teachers? She needs to stick up for this coont...
 
2013-01-10 07:15:21 PM  
Husband should sue for divorce...hopefully HE gets everything - child support FROM her, full custody of kids, alimony paid by HER to HIM, etc. 90% of women given all this sh*t don't deserve it, anyway.

F*cking break this baitch to nothing! Penniless. Destitute. Bankrupt.

Of course this is after her conviction in criminal court.
 
2013-01-10 07:20:08 PM  

It's Me Bender: hdhale: Must have been the "good girl" as a teenager and was making up for lost youth. Pity

Well, possibly.

But I suspect she was a slut as a teenager, a slut as an adult, finally got married in her mid-to-late 30s, but got bored quickly and decided to slut around some more.


Watch that. Around here slut-shamers get cut like snitches. Ya ain't gonna slut-shame on us, are ya? 'Cause I see a box cutter laying around here with "Committee for the Promotion of Sluttery" engraved on it, which suggests that members of the committee frequent this place, otherwise how did it end up in my room?

Sluts are an essential part of our national heritage. You'll do well to remember that.
 
2013-01-10 07:27:37 PM  
Sharpsburg? Maybe she was giving them a "Burnsides Bridge" where you force your way in?
 
2013-01-10 07:28:27 PM  

Donnchadha: Susan Sundo, 45, of Sharpsburg, was arrested Tuesday on multiple charges including statutory sexual assault, corruption of a minor and involuntary deviate sexual intercourse.

WTF?


Someone was gettin blown or someone was takin sumptin up the pooper.

It's the Western PA way.
 
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