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(ABC)   Those killer whales "trapped" under the sea-ice in Canada have freed themselves ending the urgent call for a rescue mission. Gee, it's almost if they have some sort of ability to live and survive unassisted in arctic seas or something   ( ) divider line 12
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5552 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 6:14 PM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-10 06:27:40 PM  
7 votes:
Can't move at all
Can't hear my call
I am dying to live
Cry out
I'm trapped under ice
Oh wait, I'm a whale
I'll just swim away
2013-01-10 06:18:36 PM  
7 votes:
Fargin' ice holes.
2013-01-10 05:47:58 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, I saw this on GMA. They were "spy hopping" by popping up out of the hole to spot another hole they could swim to. Only they were srrounded by crowds of people. My whale is a bit rusty, but I believe they were saying something along the lines of "Get the fark out of the way, pesky humans! This isn't farking Sea World. We're not jumping for your amusement. We can't see shiat! So move!"
2013-01-10 05:47:54 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, it's only when they are called into existence out of nuclear warheads thousands of feet above the ground that they really start having problems.
2013-01-10 07:43:27 PM  
1 vote:

FunkOut: It was aliens.

And by that, I mean, the whales are aliens.

It was aliens.

And by that, I mean Canadians, who tried to save them.

*runs and hides*
2013-01-10 07:01:43 PM  
1 vote:

FunkOut: It was aliens.
2013-01-10 06:46:34 PM  
1 vote:

gopher321: I'm sure a little dynamite would have helped free them quicker...guess we won't find out now, shucks
2013-01-10 06:41:15 PM  
1 vote:

Tanthalas39: here to help: Wow. Snarky and stupid.

Good job, subby.

You sound like a fat liberal.

Yanno... if it weren't for really crappy environmental policies losing 12 killer whales to natural events wouldn't be such a big deal.


NO U!!
2013-01-10 06:35:43 PM  
1 vote:
Ok, if the whales are safe then I take back my call to increase global warming. Anyone know how to put out a tire fire?
2013-01-10 06:27:25 PM  
1 vote:
Prayer helped them. Give credit where credit's due.
2013-01-10 06:25:32 PM  
1 vote:

Free Willies 2.

Sounds like a gay porno.

2013-01-10 06:18:35 PM  
1 vote:
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