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(Daily Mail)   Carmelo Anthony suspended for one game after confronting Kevin Garnett over "Honey Nut Cheerios" comment. With picture of what Honey Nut Cheerios may look like   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 56
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2013-01-10 03:17:01 PM
Product placement in trash talk?
 
2013-01-10 03:32:42 PM
Why did her plastic surgeon make her nose longer after he narrowed it?
 
2013-01-10 03:36:05 PM
SomethingsomethingOmarsomethingsomething.
 
2013-01-10 03:50:52 PM
Is tasting like Honey Nut Cheerios a bad thing?
 
2013-01-10 04:16:33 PM
So confronting a player after the game is worth the same as hanging up on the league?
 
2013-01-10 04:27:44 PM

obeymatt: Is tasting like Honey Nut Cheerios a bad thing?


No.

Somebody knowing that your wife's hooha tastes like HNC though is usually not socially acceptable.
 
2013-01-10 04:37:07 PM
Is you are whiter than Frosted Cherrios less offensive?
 
2013-01-10 05:05:21 PM
Carmelo Anthony is quiet obviously a coont.
 
2013-01-10 05:29:29 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Product placement in trash talk?


I think NASCAR is not far off from that.
 
2013-01-10 05:30:20 PM
So honey nut Cheerios has a new fish flavor?
 
2013-01-10 05:36:57 PM
I've been wondering...is Honey Nut Cheerios the best cereal to be used in that insult? It's a very strong contender: Obviously you have to have the "sweet" factor there to get your point across, and Honey Nut Cheerios is probably not the first cereal one would think of, adding punch to the delivery. The only downside I see is that it was probably a bit of a mouthful (jokes!) to say.

Sweet cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms have the characters that come to mind too easily, confuses the message. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles kind of misses as well as it has a "fruity" implication. Trix, Apple Jacks, or maybe Honey Comb might have worked, but Honey Nut Cheerios just sounds better, somehow. Most other cereals I can think of are too obscure.

So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?
 
2013-01-10 05:37:57 PM
i.imgur.com

Link(sugar pops)
 
2013-01-10 05:38:42 PM

jayhawk88: I've been wondering...is Honey Nut Cheerios the best cereal to be used in that insult? It's a very strong contender: Obviously you have to have the "sweet" factor there to get your point across, and Honey Nut Cheerios is probably not the first cereal one would think of, adding punch to the delivery. The only downside I see is that it was probably a bit of a mouthful (jokes!) to say.

Sweet cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms have the characters that come to mind too easily, confuses the message. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles kind of misses as well as it has a "fruity" implication. Trix, Apple Jacks, or maybe Honey Comb might have worked, but Honey Nut Cheerios just sounds better, somehow. Most other cereals I can think of are too obscure.

So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?


Maybe she actually just tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios...
 
2013-01-10 05:49:23 PM
It's got a recipe for Honeynut Cornballs on the back of the box!
 
2013-01-10 05:49:32 PM

bacongood: jayhawk88: I've been wondering...is Honey Nut Cheerios the best cereal to be used in that insult? It's a very strong contender: Obviously you have to have the "sweet" factor there to get your point across, and Honey Nut Cheerios is probably not the first cereal one would think of, adding punch to the delivery. The only downside I see is that it was probably a bit of a mouthful (jokes!) to say.

Sweet cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms have the characters that come to mind too easily, confuses the message. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles kind of misses as well as it has a "fruity" implication. Trix, Apple Jacks, or maybe Honey Comb might have worked, but Honey Nut Cheerios just sounds better, somehow. Most other cereals I can think of are too obscure.

So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?

Maybe she actually just tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios...


It would explain why Carmelo got so mad.
 
2013-01-10 05:49:59 PM

jayhawk88: I've been wondering...is Honey Nut Cheerios the best cereal to be used in that insult? It's a very strong contender: Obviously you have to have the "sweet" factor there to get your point across, and Honey Nut Cheerios is probably not the first cereal one would think of, adding punch to the delivery. The only downside I see is that it was probably a bit of a mouthful (jokes!) to say.

Sweet cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms have the characters that come to mind too easily, confuses the message. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles kind of misses as well as it has a "fruity" implication. Trix, Apple Jacks, or maybe Honey Comb might have worked, but Honey Nut Cheerios just sounds better, somehow. Most other cereals I can think of are too obscure.

So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?


ive heard that garnett is one of the best trash talkers in the league, like mj levels of trash, so I think he does put a lot of time and effort into every comment, doing research on upcoming opponents, checking their bios etc.
 
2013-01-10 05:50:26 PM
what if carmelo's upset because she really does tastes like honey nut cheerios.
 
2013-01-10 05:51:50 PM

bacongood: jayhawk88: I've been wondering...is Honey Nut Cheerios the best cereal to be used in that insult? It's a very strong contender: Obviously you have to have the "sweet" factor there to get your point across, and Honey Nut Cheerios is probably not the first cereal one would think of, adding punch to the delivery. The only downside I see is that it was probably a bit of a mouthful (jokes!) to say.

Sweet cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms have the characters that come to mind too easily, confuses the message. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles kind of misses as well as it has a "fruity" implication. Trix, Apple Jacks, or maybe Honey Comb might have worked, but Honey Nut Cheerios just sounds better, somehow. Most other cereals I can think of are too obscure.

So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?

Maybe she actually just tastes like Honey Nut Cheerios...


... dammit!
 
2013-01-10 05:51:55 PM
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I'd taste it
 
2013-01-10 05:57:25 PM
Better than "your wife tastes like Wheetabix."
 
2013-01-10 06:03:55 PM

jayhawk88: So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?


There is no popular cherry flavored cereal and that's the only fruit that would make sense. Maybe Apple Jacks. All the rest are just grains and sugar.

I think Honey Nut Cheerios is perfect. Plus the individual words work well too. You sometimes call your lover "Honey" and maybe bust a "Nut" in her "Cheerio".
 
2013-01-10 06:04:07 PM
Carmelo isn't exactly the toughest guy in the world but I bet even he could take Garnett. The time a few years back that Anthony Peeler hit KG and it looked like he was going to cry told me everything I needed to know. It was the same look I've seen many times in my life - guy 1 talks a bunch of shiat, guy 2 hits him square in the face, guy 1 looks like all the energy just drains from his body and he shuts up and does nothing.
 
2013-01-10 06:07:32 PM
Frank: You think you got what it takes?

Ted: I'll tell you what I got. Your wife's pussy on my breath.

Frank: Nobody's ever spoken to me like that before.

Ted: That's because their mouths were full of your wife's box.

Frank: You're hired.

Ted: shiat.

Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent.
 
2013-01-10 06:45:25 PM

jayhawk88: I've been wondering...is Honey Nut Cheerios the best cereal to be used in that insult? It's a very strong contender: Obviously you have to have the "sweet" factor there to get your point across, and Honey Nut Cheerios is probably not the first cereal one would think of, adding punch to the delivery. The only downside I see is that it was probably a bit of a mouthful (jokes!) to say.

Sweet cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms have the characters that come to mind too easily, confuses the message. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles kind of misses as well as it has a "fruity" implication. Trix, Apple Jacks, or maybe Honey Comb might have worked, but Honey Nut Cheerios just sounds better, somehow. Most other cereals I can think of are too obscure.

So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?


Meuslix or FrankenBerry
 
2013-01-10 06:50:01 PM
So having read whole two articles on this subject, I've already given up and will ask Fark.com to impart wisdom upon me: she (i.e. the Honey Nut Cheerios-tasting wife) is a reality TV "star", or whatever we call those people these days). Kevin Garnett know he exotic taste ... how, exactly? Is there history him I'm missing, aside from the fact that he's old enough to be her father?
 
2013-01-10 06:50:57 PM
Yo! Your wife tastes like Colon Blow!
You were in the wrong hole, dude.
 
2013-01-10 06:52:32 PM

"Carmelo, you're wife is so ugly I could stick her face in dough and make some gorilla cookies."


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2013-01-10 06:58:27 PM
Or maybe Garnett just called Carmelo a cocksucker.
 
2013-01-10 07:02:31 PM

Wittenberg Dropout: It's got a recipe for Honeynut Cornballs on the back of the box!


Whatever you do, make them by hand. Don't use the Cornballer(tm).

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jayhawk88: I've been wondering...is Honey Nut Cheerios the best cereal to be used in that insult? It's a very strong contender: Obviously you have to have the "sweet" factor there to get your point across, and Honey Nut Cheerios is probably not the first cereal one would think of, adding punch to the delivery. The only downside I see is that it was probably a bit of a mouthful (jokes!) to say.

Sweet cereals like Frosted Flakes and Lucky Charms have the characters that come to mind too easily, confuses the message. Froot Loops and Fruity Pebbles kind of misses as well as it has a "fruity" implication. Trix, Apple Jacks, or maybe Honey Comb might have worked, but Honey Nut Cheerios just sounds better, somehow. Most other cereals I can think of are too obscure.

So the question is, how much thought did Garnett put into this? Was he up nights going over which cereal was perfect? Did he stand in the aisle of a supermarket practicing the line with different brands?


I had the same thought. Is it possible that Garnett just threw out a random cereal name and got lucky that he nailed the scientifically-proveable best possible one on his first try? Or does he have notebooks full of rejected ones:

"Your wife tastes like Honey Bunches of Oats" preposition breaks up the thought
"Your wife tastes like Cookie Crisp" *** maybe. "Cookie" double-entendre could be good
"Your wife tastes like Kaboom!" too retro
"Your wife tastes like Super Sugar Crisp" ** or is it "Super Golden Crisp" now? chk supermarket.
 
2013-01-10 07:07:53 PM
Carmelo's the same guy that took a swing at someone and then literally ran in the other direction.
 
2013-01-10 07:19:24 PM
It was probably Carmello's nut that Garnett tasted. Kevin 'Creampie' Garnett.
 
2013-01-10 07:22:46 PM

skinink: Or maybe Garnett just called Carmelo a cocksucker.


How romantic.
 
2013-01-10 07:23:38 PM
Carmelo married a transvestite? Good for him.
 
2013-01-10 07:25:22 PM
I love this thread. The level of thought put into KG's efforts and the analysis of said cereal is making me L O L
 
2013-01-10 07:34:04 PM

jaylectricity: So confronting a player after the game is worth the same as hanging up on the league?


If you are a big name. Chris Mills got three games for holding up the Blazers bus a few years ago after a game against Golden State.

Can't have the moneymakers sitting out too many games.
 
2013-01-10 07:38:18 PM
I love to eag cereal when I'm watching my cartoons.
 
2013-01-10 08:04:22 PM
That's funny as hell!
 
2013-01-10 08:05:38 PM

Because People in power are Stupid: Product placement in trash talk?


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2013-01-10 08:15:16 PM

Rapmaster2000: Why did her plastic surgeon make her nose longer after he narrowed it?


So Carmelo can play ring toss with her nose, and the Honey Nut Cheerios.
 
2013-01-10 08:25:54 PM
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honey nut cheerios, it tastes SO...
would you look at the time
 
2013-01-10 09:03:28 PM
you white boys have no idea...and will now know why

here's what it means in the ghetto

honey nut cheerio
to ejaculate on the vagina of a female and then have a second female consume the cum that is on the vagina.

and there are more...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=honey+nut+cheerio
 
2013-01-10 09:13:51 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

The most farked up part of this picture, the ref's hair. Wtf is up with that?
 
2013-01-10 09:46:51 PM
You know that ref is Violet Palmer, right? Also, New York currently has only 38 points over two minutes into the third. THIS AMUSES ME GREATLY
 
2013-01-10 09:51:48 PM

Lego_Addict: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x466]

The most farked up part of this picture, the ref's hair. Wtf is up with that?


One of the men in that picture is a woman.
 
2013-01-10 09:56:23 PM

Palmer Eldritch: You know that ref is Violet Palmer, right? Also, New York currently has only 38 points over two minutes into the third. THIS AMUSES ME GREATLY


Decillion: Lego_Addict: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x466]

The most farked up part of this picture, the ref's hair. Wtf is up with that?

One of the men in that picture is a woman.


Ok, that explains it!
 
2013-01-10 10:05:40 PM

dletter: Somebody knowing that your wife's hooha tastes like HNC though is usually not socially acceptable.


But in terms of trash talk, that has to be one of the funniest lines I've ever heard.  He should have just laughed at that one.
 
2013-01-10 10:17:22 PM

jaylectricity: So confronting a player after the game is worth the same as hanging up on the league?


We know know Rajon Rondo's Fark handle.
 
2013-01-10 10:22:24 PM
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Vintage Badassery (pops you in tha mouf)
 
2013-01-10 11:23:10 PM

pawliewalnutz: you white boys have no idea...and will now know why

here's what it means in the ghetto

honey nut cheerio
to ejaculate on the vagina of a female and then have a second female consume the cum that is on the vagina.

and there are more...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=honey+nut+cheerio


Then why would KG know what honey nut cheerios smelled like?
 
2013-01-10 11:32:51 PM
Didn't Garnet tell Tim Duncan happy mother's day after Duncan's mom died of cancer?
 
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