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(Times Union)   Albany, NY man wants to rezone former Planned Parenthood building to allow a restaurant to open. Suggest names for this new eatery to your right   (blog.timesunion.com) divider line 195
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2013-01-10 01:46:09 PM
Better be a breakfast place that serves scrambled eggs and corned beef hash
 
2013-01-10 01:47:49 PM
Get In My Belly!
 
2013-01-10 01:55:26 PM
Get In My Belly!
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 01:58:12 PM
Baby Back BBQ?
 
2013-01-10 02:08:54 PM
Peeled Tomatoes.

/from a gross joke I heard when I was younger
 
2013-01-10 02:08:59 PM
McFetus?
 
2013-01-10 02:11:31 PM
Placenta
 
2013-01-10 02:11:43 PM
"Stake'n Eggs"
 
2013-01-10 02:12:16 PM
A Modest Disposal
 
2013-01-10 02:12:38 PM
The Full Taco
 
2013-01-10 02:13:47 PM

Bob Falfa: Placenta


47 Placenta
 
2013-01-10 02:16:10 PM
Khlav Kalash Emporium - No Bowl, Only Stick
 
2013-01-10 02:19:40 PM
Mesters. As in, "You've tried the rest, now try Mester's!"
 
2013-01-10 02:20:02 PM
Steak House?
You Stab em we'll slab em,
No fetus can beat us.
 
2013-01-10 02:20:43 PM
420.thrashbarg.net

' Omelets '
 
2013-01-10 02:34:26 PM
Plan B
 
2013-01-10 02:36:32 PM
If only it were a shelter for battered women/children, then it could be a 'shake and bake'.
 
2013-01-10 02:36:52 PM
Applebees
 
2013-01-10 02:37:04 PM
Accidents happen.
 
2013-01-10 02:38:13 PM
No Choice Cafe

/shamelessly stolen from the movie 'Never Been Thawed'.
 
2013-01-10 02:40:58 PM
Not Quite Veal
 
2013-01-10 02:41:07 PM
Vac 'Em and Stack 'Em. . .  On Your Plate.
 
2013-01-10 02:47:15 PM
Chateau D&C
 
2013-01-10 02:47:52 PM

NuttierThanEver: Plan B


Plan Bistro
 
2013-01-10 03:00:00 PM
Shrimp Skewers

assets.nydailynews.com
 
2013-01-10 03:08:26 PM
Feed Us.
 
2013-01-10 03:14:25 PM

Cythraul: [420.thrashbarg.net image 400x490]

' Omelets '


Pan. Omelet. Good.
 
2013-01-10 03:21:23 PM
Furburger King
 
2013-01-10 03:25:00 PM
Dahmer's Veal and Eggs Cafe
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 03:26:55 PM
Wok a bye baby?
 
2013-01-10 03:27:37 PM
"the broken condom"
 
2013-01-10 03:30:56 PM
Hoovers and Hangers?
 
2013-01-10 03:33:02 PM
Jack Out The Box?
 
2013-01-10 03:35:33 PM
The Kill 'Em and Grill 'Em Cafe
 
2013-01-10 03:38:55 PM
The Scrambled Taco
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 03:51:24 PM
Scrambled preggs?
 
2013-01-10 03:53:10 PM
Buca di Bebbe
 
2013-01-10 03:57:11 PM
Chez Regret
 
2013-01-10 03:58:12 PM
images2.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-01-10 04:00:57 PM
The Golden Speculum
 
2013-01-10 04:01:20 PM
The stork's bane
 
2013-01-10 04:01:58 PM
My old band name: Fetus Fritter

/we sucked.
 
2013-01-10 04:03:06 PM
Dee and Cee's
 
2013-01-10 04:03:50 PM
The Coathook
 
2013-01-10 04:03:52 PM
In 'n Out
 
2013-01-10 04:04:00 PM
Buns out of the Oven.
 
2013-01-10 04:04:14 PM
MammoGranny's Home Cooking
 
2013-01-10 04:04:21 PM
Hanger's
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 04:04:32 PM
Don't worry if you're late... we're open 24 hours.

(More a sign than a name.)
 
2013-01-10 04:04:35 PM
Buns out of the Oven
 
2013-01-10 04:04:51 PM

labman: If only it were a shelter for battered women/children, then it could be a 'shake and bake'.



Well there was the Tempura House.

But that was for lightly battered women.
 
2013-01-10 04:05:01 PM
Feed Us A Fetus
 
2013-01-10 04:05:58 PM
Abortbee's
 
2013-01-10 04:06:06 PM
TGI Fetus.
 
2013-01-10 04:06:23 PM
Egg n Clam Bake
 
2013-01-10 04:06:36 PM
Screwed up. Voting this time!

Aunt Mei's Dumplings
 
2013-01-10 04:07:37 PM
Feat At Joes
 
2013-01-10 04:07:37 PM
Unwanted Leftovers
 
2013-01-10 04:07:45 PM
If it's a pancake place it could be called Stirrups and Syrups
 
2013-01-10 04:08:28 PM
Halfway Cafe

(actually a real place)
 
2013-01-10 04:08:33 PM
The Morning After.
(Open 24 Hours!)
 
2013-01-10 04:08:42 PM
Red Globster
 
2013-01-10 04:08:57 PM
Sparky's.
 
2013-01-10 04:09:15 PM
PAPpy's
 
2013-01-10 04:10:12 PM
The Hanger Hut
 
2013-01-10 04:11:29 PM
Chez Margaret's

Try the Eugene's Tomato Bisque special
 
2013-01-10 04:12:05 PM
Niklos' Famous Gyno's Greek Restaurant
 
2013-01-10 04:12:11 PM
At Your Cervix
 
2013-01-10 04:12:11 PM
Killer Eats
 
2013-01-10 04:12:23 PM
D & C's
 
2013-01-10 04:12:41 PM
The Scraped Lining
 
2013-01-10 04:13:04 PM
Goofed on initial post. Now w/vote:

PAPpy's
 
2013-01-10 04:13:17 PM
Unexpecting Grill
 
2013-01-10 04:14:11 PM
The Portion Clinic
 
2013-01-10 04:14:21 PM
How do you like you eggs in the morning?

Scrambled or fertilized?
 
2013-01-10 04:14:22 PM
Out Crack Steak House
 
2013-01-10 04:15:22 PM
Oh how could we all miss the obvious... "Mom's"
 
2013-01-10 04:15:46 PM
D&C's
 
2013-01-10 04:16:56 PM
Le Condom Blew
 
2013-01-10 04:17:07 PM
In-N-Out Burger

/nwv
 
2013-01-10 04:17:22 PM
TGI Legal
 
2013-01-10 04:17:31 PM
Worth the Weight
 
2013-01-10 04:17:34 PM
Le Condom Blew

/Now with voting
 
2013-01-10 04:17:34 PM
The Back Alley
 
2013-01-10 04:18:27 PM
goofed on mine too..

Roast Beef and Egg Kabobs.....
 
2013-01-10 04:19:43 PM
Huevos Taco Factory
 
2013-01-10 04:21:25 PM
Kegs then Eggs.
 
2013-01-10 04:22:04 PM
Fancy A Portion?
 
2013-01-10 04:22:13 PM
The Y.  As in "I love eating at the Y."
 
2013-01-10 04:25:34 PM
Weeping Teen
 
2013-01-10 04:26:02 PM
Uncle Moe's Family Planning Feedbag
 
2013-01-10 04:26:31 PM

BATMANATEE: Fancy A Portion?


Feed Us A Portion.

/I like this one better
 
2013-01-10 04:27:17 PM
Fajitas Grill
 
2013-01-10 04:27:56 PM
Sign of the Duffcarver
 
2013-01-10 04:28:03 PM
Late Term Diner
 
2013-01-10 04:28:18 PM
www.usfriendsofchalmers.com
 
2013-01-10 04:29:17 PM
Call it McDowells.

www.blogcdn.com

Cleo McDowell: Look... me and the McDonald's people got this little misunderstanding. See, they're McDonald's... I'm McDowell's. They got the Golden Arches, mine is the Golden Arcs. They got the Big Mac, I got the Big Mick. We both got two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles and onions, but their buns have sesame seeds. My buns have no seeds.
 
2013-01-10 04:29:48 PM
Stick a Fork in it

The Ground Round

Stake N' Shake

Fuddrakers

The Petri Dish

The Toasted Bun
 
2013-01-10 04:30:14 PM
Feed Us! (fetus)
 
2013-01-10 04:30:41 PM
Later Tots
 
2013-01-10 04:32:46 PM

LooseLips: Kids Menu


That's pretty good.  You need to enable voting.
 
2013-01-10 04:32:52 PM
Pappy Fb-'s Place
 
2013-01-10 04:32:58 PM
Trying again...Kids Menu
 
2013-01-10 04:33:59 PM
Bun in the Oven

(Pro-Life Eatery)
 
2013-01-10 04:34:15 PM
Helena's Handbasket
 
2013-01-10 04:35:05 PM
The No Live Garden
 
2013-01-10 04:35:57 PM
Guy's American Kitchen
 
2013-01-10 04:36:16 PM
Roe Sushi
 
2013-01-10 04:36:39 PM
Kevorkian's
 
2013-01-10 04:37:56 PM
The MisCarriage House
 
2013-01-10 04:38:10 PM
Arbys
 
2013-01-10 04:38:31 PM
Bits & Pieces
 
2013-01-10 04:38:48 PM
Right To Chew's
 
2013-01-10 04:38:51 PM
"What's in the Pho'?"
 
2013-01-10 04:39:28 PM
One If By Land, Two If By D&C
 
2013-01-10 04:40:28 PM
Boo-Hooter's
 
2013-01-10 04:41:10 PM
Amnioni's Baby Back Rib Shack.
 
2013-01-10 04:41:31 PM
Babby's Grill
 
2013-01-10 04:41:41 PM
Cream Pie Suprise
 
2013-01-10 04:42:20 PM
Kentucky Fried Fetus

(with revolving street sign image)

a4.ec-images.myspacecdn.com
 
2013-01-10 04:44:05 PM
Endy's
 
2013-01-10 04:44:41 PM
Purge Her King
 
2013-01-10 04:44:50 PM
- roewade's
- squat n gobble
- fertile crescent (if it was a middle eastern restaurant)
 
2013-01-10 04:45:23 PM
Mam & Grams
 
2013-01-10 04:45:44 PM
Plan B "No fetus can beat us"
 
2013-01-10 04:45:52 PM
Why Go Zygote?
 
2013-01-10 04:47:02 PM
Pop Her Gone's
 
2013-01-10 04:47:26 PM
The It'saboy Grill

The French Letter

Jack Out of The Box
 
2013-01-10 04:48:38 PM
Roastpartum
 
2013-01-10 04:50:27 PM
The *Other* White Meat.
 
2013-01-10 04:50:34 PM
Did anyone say "Red Blobster" already?
 
2013-01-10 04:54:18 PM

Cythraul: [420.thrashbarg.net image 400x490]

' Omelets '


The Broken Yolk

/now with votey goodness.
 
2013-01-10 04:55:07 PM
Hells's Kitchen
 
2013-01-10 04:55:57 PM
Jack Out The Box
 
2013-01-10 04:57:35 PM
The Rusty Hanger
 
2013-01-10 05:00:25 PM
Should've Just Jack'd it Outside of the Box

/went for it
 
2013-01-10 05:00:27 PM
Back Alley Bistro
 
2013-01-10 05:01:28 PM
Bun out the oven
 
2013-01-10 05:01:41 PM
Money Shot's Red Hots
 
2013-01-10 05:01:46 PM
So Long Tot Slivers
 
2013-01-10 05:03:29 PM
Abe Ortion's Family Portions
 
2013-01-10 05:06:09 PM
The Blast-O-Cyst
 
2013-01-10 05:07:20 PM
Feed Us
 
2013-01-10 05:08:51 PM
Choice Cuts
 
2013-01-10 05:08:59 PM
Cutlets
 
2013-01-10 05:09:55 PM
C-ya Eatery
 
2013-01-10 05:10:54 PM
FEED US FETUS FAJITAS
 
2013-01-10 05:11:17 PM
Mom's Blended Dishes
"No Delivery"
 
2013-01-10 05:13:46 PM

Pixiest: Oh how could we all miss the obvious... "Mom's"


This is what I was going to propose. With the addendum that one should never eat at a place called "Mom's".

Oh, well.

How about "A Bun in the Oven".
 
2013-01-10 05:14:27 PM
Woops, with voting.

"Get on Tapas" or "Tapas Feed Us"

/zing!
 
2013-01-10 05:17:25 PM
Hangers and Gash
 
2013-01-10 05:19:07 PM
Bits and Fetuses

voting
 
2013-01-10 05:19:37 PM
Killed Her Shrimp
 
2013-01-10 05:21:50 PM
♫  Another Placenta Valley Sundae... ♫
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 05:22:19 PM
Fuddsuckers
 
2013-01-10 05:34:11 PM
King's Cakery
 
2013-01-10 05:39:17 PM
Captain Hook's Shredded Meat Sandwiches
 
2013-01-10 05:48:22 PM

WTF Indeed: Kegs then Eggs.


Why don't we just call it the Miss Albany Diner?
 
2013-01-10 05:54:35 PM
The Roehouse
 
2013-01-10 05:58:36 PM

MysticSavage: Feed Us A Fetus



The young diaper-wearing lawn-encroachers in here won't get it if you don't provide the album cover, boy.
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-10 06:05:36 PM
Embry O'Malley's Irish Pub
Those Aren't Potato Skins
 
2013-01-10 06:14:15 PM
McCorvey 's Cafe
(Too obscure?)
 
2013-01-10 06:19:21 PM
Dingo Ate My Baby
 
2013-01-10 06:30:36 PM
Muff's

(Mods, please abort my earlier non-voting entry.)
 
2013-01-10 06:31:10 PM
Chris Reeve's International House of Stem Cells

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-10 06:41:10 PM
The Back Alley
 
2013-01-10 06:46:04 PM
Tender Vittles?
 
2013-01-10 06:46:29 PM
Roe's Crabshack
 
2013-01-10 06:47:57 PM
The Fetery
 
2013-01-10 07:12:14 PM
Fetus Hut
 
2013-01-10 07:14:36 PM
Yet Another Broken Egg

BONUS: It's an actual restaurant chain.
 
2013-01-10 07:16:02 PM
Back Alley Galley
 
2013-01-10 07:18:09 PM
The Rib Crib
 
2013-01-10 07:18:38 PM
Belly Swisher Buffet
 
2013-01-10 07:20:05 PM
The Pacifryer
 
2013-01-10 07:27:39 PM
Scoops
 
2013-01-10 07:31:04 PM
Frank's Fried Fetus Emporium?
 
2013-01-10 07:40:36 PM
The Fetus-Bag
 
2013-01-10 07:41:22 PM
The Agony of DeFetus
 
2013-01-10 07:48:46 PM
Roe486

/They serve a mean hanger steak...
 
2013-01-10 07:52:55 PM
Feeling empty inside? Come on down to Fillerups.
 
2013-01-10 08:07:55 PM

Cythraul: [420.thrashbarg.net image 400x490]

' Omelets '


I'll do you one better:

"Momelets"
 
2013-01-10 08:12:34 PM
Chop Shop
 
2013-01-10 08:58:43 PM
The Long Pork Fork
 
2013-01-10 09:03:19 PM

busy chillin': Should've Just Jack'd it Outside of the Box

/went for it


Jack in the Crack

/traditional
 
2013-01-10 09:15:15 PM
Damn. I forgot to enable voting on my entry, so here it is again:

"Caesar Ann's"

Their motto: "No delivery, take out only"
 
2013-01-10 09:53:10 PM
Zygote-To-Go
 
2013-01-10 09:57:59 PM
Jack-Out-Of-The-Box
 
2013-01-10 11:42:46 PM
America Has Serious Issues With Female Healthcare.

- Okay AHSIWFH is no IHOP but you elderly middle-aged lawmakers need to get over yourselves.
 
2013-01-11 12:27:11 AM
Now with votey goodness:

Babby Q's Smokehouse
 
2013-01-11 02:08:47 AM
'

Old Man Winter: Mom's Blended Dishes
"No Delivery"


It is late to refine it, but...

Blended Cuisine
"No Deliveries"
 
2013-01-11 02:50:19 AM
Tavern on the Soylent Green
 
2013-01-11 08:05:41 AM
Sizzling Afterbirth.

/Name for the house band
 
2013-01-11 11:31:08 AM
Neglected to enable voting on my first sub...mea culpa:

First and Third Trimester

Labor of Grub

Neonatal Noshes

Babycakes

Madam Ovaries

Placentabon

Neonathan's

Stillborne Saloon

Breaking Waters
 
2013-01-11 03:02:44 PM
Buy Buy Baby
 
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