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(Daily Mail)   Is Derek Jeter's girlfriend the next Kate Upton?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 114
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2013-01-11 03:27:30 AM  
I hate to sound like the "sharp knees" guys, but... she looks weird. At least in the picture on the right... she's gangly or something. Almost looks like an alien.

Bad photographer right?
 
2013-01-11 07:41:46 AM  

italie: I dunno, I'll let you know in 10 hours


After careful review....nope.
 
2013-01-11 09:18:05 AM  

Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.


That guy, he has integrity.
 
2013-01-11 09:32:51 AM  

Halstread: Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.

That guy, he has integrity.


You sure?

www.televicious.com
Maybe he's just looking for a slumpbuster....
 
2013-01-11 09:45:21 AM  

douchebag/hater: ltdanman44: douchebag/hater: Kate Upton?

An over-ripe, past her sell-by date, 23 year old chick, as shallow as a mud puddle, as dumb as a box of rocks whose boobs bounce around like two balloons filled with oil?

No, thank you.

you live up to your namesake

You're new here, aren't you?
You MUST be if that's the best you can come up with.
Besides, it actually BOTHERS YOU that I don't find her very attractive?
WOW! You must be the original 'Mr. Low Self-esteem'.
Since when do YOU control what the rest of us find attractive in women?
It must have just happened because I'm pretty damned sure the REST OF US didn't get YOUR memo.
Grow the fark up, azzhat, and [welcometofark.jpg]


Wow. Somebody's a sensitive little muffin today.
 
2013-01-11 09:58:50 AM  
Only if that's the worst picture of her, ever.
 
2013-01-11 10:01:09 AM  

LesserEvil: Halstread: Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.

That guy, he has integrity.

You sure?

[www.televicious.com image 420x270]
Maybe he's just looking for a slumpbuster....


I don't know the Sheen reference, but was making one about Curb Your Enthusiasm. I thought Mark Grace was the slumpbuster king?
 
2013-01-11 10:10:04 AM  

Halstread: LesserEvil: Halstread: Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.

That guy, he has integrity.

You sure?

[www.televicious.com image 420x270]
Maybe he's just looking for a slumpbuster....

I don't know the Sheen reference, but was making one about Curb Your Enthusiasm. I thought Mark Grace was the slumpbuster king?


It's a reference from Sheen's new comedy "Anger Management" - he's a former baseball player and in one episode, he's stalked by a slumpbuster (played by Kerri Kenney of Reno 811! fame)
 
2013-01-11 10:37:38 AM  
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2013-01-11 12:19:55 PM  
Not even close is the correct answer.
 
2013-01-11 12:39:08 PM  
Kate Upton has man-hips and no ass. Wonderful breasts and a great face, but search your heart - you know it to be true.
 
2013-01-11 01:56:46 PM  

GavinTheAlmighty: Kate Upton has man-hips and no ass. Wonderful breasts and a great face, but search your heart - you know it to be true.


I'm a man and I've got way better hips than that. She has a cute little butt and breasts that are certainly ample, but not firm and shapely enough to be called wonderful. In ten years she'll be married to some hedge-fund manager and look like a blonde Leona Helmsley.
 
2013-01-11 06:07:31 PM  
ummm... yes please.

www.eftekasat.net
 
2013-01-12 03:02:05 AM  
Short answer: no.

Long answer: no, because neither picture in TFA made me want to touch myself, and I have yet to see a pic of Kate Upton that failed to do so
 
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