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(Daily Mail)   Is Derek Jeter's girlfriend the next Kate Upton?   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 114
    More: Unlikely, Kate Upton, Weight Watchers, Derek Jeter  
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14494 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 10 Jan 2013 at 5:10 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-10 01:52:45 PM
That's a boy.
 
2013-01-10 02:04:35 PM
Her lips are too sharp
 
2013-01-10 02:04:46 PM
uh, no.
 
2013-01-10 02:10:34 PM
the real thing...
 
2013-01-10 02:11:24 PM
dammit. gif too big see here (PNSFW)
 
2013-01-10 02:19:25 PM

FlashHarry: dammit. gif too big see here (PNSFW)


That's better than the hypnotoad.

/All glory to the Uptonboob!
 
2013-01-10 02:21:38 PM
That picture is simply awful, but no.
 
2013-01-10 02:24:43 PM
So one day you wake up and say to yourself, you know, I just don't feel like having sex with MInka Kelly anymore.  I'm ready for a new flavor.

That's some big league sass right there.
 
2013-01-10 02:35:55 PM
Now that is some serious trout mouth.
 
2013-01-10 02:46:36 PM
I'll reserve judgement until I see her do the cat daddy.
 
2013-01-10 02:49:55 PM

FlashHarry: dammit. gif too big see here (PNSFW)


Also Again NSFW
 
2013-01-10 03:06:50 PM
No.  She is the new Fiona Apple.
 
2013-01-10 03:20:38 PM
She's only dating him for the parting gift basket when they break up.
 
2013-01-10 03:23:48 PM
img22.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-10 03:25:11 PM

mitchcumstein1: FlashHarry: dammit. gif too big see here (PNSFW)

Also Again NSFW


a0.typepad.com
i'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-01-10 03:30:31 PM
The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img22.imageshack.us image 154x140]

Cat Daddy>Dougie NSFW
 
2013-01-10 05:12:39 PM

AdolfOliverPanties: No.  She is the new Fiona Apple.


I knew her features reminded me of someone. Thank you.

Yeah, she's a taller, more model-y Fiona Apple. Probably minus the crazy & baggage too, by default.
 
2013-01-10 05:15:54 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-10 05:17:53 PM
Who cares? Jeter will put it in anything that walks.
 
2013-01-10 05:18:02 PM
No.
NO.
Not even close.
 
2013-01-10 05:18:11 PM
I feel that every submission involving Jeter and his women should have a Hero tag
 
2013-01-10 05:18:54 PM
scrapetv.com

She's no Miss Alabama.
 
2013-01-10 05:19:17 PM
Minka Kelly vs this thing? DOWNGRADE!
 
2013-01-10 05:19:31 PM
One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.
 
2013-01-10 05:19:53 PM
Shut your whore mouth, submitter or I will shut it for you.
 
2013-01-10 05:24:02 PM
That would be no, not the next Kate Upton.
 
2013-01-10 05:24:32 PM
Next Fetal Alchohol Syndrome success story is more like it. Damn, Jeter, she better be a tiger in the sack.

/studman'd
 
2013-01-10 05:27:20 PM

Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.


Prince Fielder's wife is below my standards.

/go ahead and studman me
 
2013-01-10 05:28:20 PM

Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.


Kurt Warner. I know you said athlete, I'm just trying to help.
 
2013-01-10 05:31:33 PM
There's three pics of a moderately attractive woman looking very bored on that page. Does she always looks like that? There's just no emotion in her face at all -- like she's thinking "Well, everybody's just looking at my boobs, doesn't matter what my expression is"
 
2013-01-10 05:34:41 PM

Donnchadha: There's three pics of a moderately attractive woman looking very bored on that page. Does she always looks like that? There's just no emotion in her face at all -- like she's thinking "Well, everybody's just looking at my boobs, doesn't matter what my expression is"


That still doesnt explain Kristen Stewart
 
2013-01-10 05:37:21 PM
www.glaro-products.com

media-cdn.tripadvisor.com

A quality rack makes a big difference.
 
2013-01-10 05:46:35 PM
Probably not subby, A-rod's rack isn't big enough.
 
2013-01-10 05:46:44 PM

FlashHarry: dammit. gif too big see here (PNSFW)


Good god man, are those made of Jell-o or something? O_o

/still votes for Kate
 
2013-01-10 05:47:45 PM

RyansPrivates: Probably not subby, A-rod's rack isn't big enough.


HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
 
2013-01-10 05:53:51 PM
She looks like one of the Olson twins.
 
2013-01-10 05:58:24 PM
I didn't know Daily Fail was that hard up for clicks.
 
2013-01-10 06:01:51 PM

The Bestest: RyansPrivates: Probably not subby, A-rod's rack isn't big enough.

HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!


Help me, I can't stop slapping my knee at how funny and original that was.
 
2013-01-10 06:14:28 PM

LeroyBourne: Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.

Kurt Warner. I know you said athlete, I'm just trying to help.


Warner's wife grew out her hair since the Rams days. She looks pretty good.

//saying I'd Fark it would be rude and inappropriate.
///but this is Fark . . .
 
2013-01-10 06:16:00 PM
NOPE. Not even close, subby.
 
2013-01-10 06:19:48 PM

Donnchadha: There's three pics of a moderately attractive woman looking very bored on that page. Does she always looks like that? There's just no emotion in her face at all -- like she's thinking "Well, everybody's just looking at my boobs, doesn't matter what my expression is"


Yep, she may have a great body and good bone structure, but those are some dead, dead eyes in those pictures.
 
2013-01-10 06:22:16 PM
Man, Jeter really is losing it. Once it's gone, it's gone. Minka Kelly isn't walking through that door. Still, his girlfriends over the years is definitely Hall of Fame worthy.
 
2013-01-10 06:22:20 PM
Nope, she's the next notch on his bedpost.
 
2013-01-10 06:29:52 PM
ttiuwp
 
2013-01-10 06:30:27 PM
He's not dating Nina Agdal, so no
 
2013-01-10 06:33:24 PM
It doesn't matter how ugly a woman is, some guy somewhere is getting wood over her.
 
2013-01-10 06:38:26 PM

mitchcumstein1: The Stealth Hippopotamus: [img22.imageshack.us image 154x140]

Cat Daddy>Dougie NSFW


that dancing gives my boner a boner.
 
2013-01-10 07:01:09 PM
 
2013-01-10 07:10:14 PM

MagSeven: 10 hours of Kate just bouncing around and shiat Probably NSFW
[i0.kym-cdn.com image 515x293]


*rofl*
 
2013-01-10 07:19:31 PM

Atomic Spunk: One day I'd like to see a famous athlete dating an ugly woman.


That would be like a Farker dating Kate Upton.
 
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