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(WTXL Tallahassee)   Students bring itching and burning as hometown souvenirs to Fla. college town   (wtxl.com) divider line 30
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2013-01-10 02:47:52 PM  
Leon County Health Department Administrator Homer Rice says he's noticing a pattern in the rates of sexually transmitted diseases in college students.

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2013-01-10 03:21:21 PM  
That's because the chicks that they knew in High School that didn't go to college have a new career.
 
2013-01-10 03:38:35 PM  
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I hear it cures everything
 
2013-01-10 03:40:55 PM  
I saw this on the local news last night and remarked to Mrs. Dream half jokingly "Watch this end up on Fark".  Stay classy Tallahassee!
 
2013-01-10 03:42:51 PM  
Hey there swingin' bachelors
Are you tired of the steady drip
Drip, drip of Gonorrhea?
Then Peter Rooter's for you

Peter Rooter, that's the name
You just flush your troubles
Down the drain
Rotten Peter, rotten Peter, rotten Peter
 
2013-01-10 03:45:08 PM  
This town is a college town - population shrinks by nearly half during the summers. Of course there will be an increase in rates of STDs! And colds, flus, midnight Krispy Kreme customers...
 
2013-01-10 03:51:33 PM  
Who comes up with this shiat?

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2013-01-10 03:53:28 PM  
FTA: Rice says that the most prevalent STD among those of college age (15-24) is Chlamydia, and Leon County ranks above the state average for the disease.

Yeah, I'm sure there are lots of brilliant 15-year-olds in college who are bringing STDs back home.
 
2013-01-10 03:55:26 PM  
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/might have been a fast clap for all i know dnrtfa
 
2013-01-10 03:55:57 PM  
"We would like to see people in a monogamous relationship," Rice said...

Sound advice.
 
2013-01-10 04:02:03 PM  
STDs -- the gift that keeps on giving all year long.
 
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2013-01-10 04:02:22 PM  
 
2013-01-10 04:12:39 PM  

stupiddream: I saw this on the local news last night and remarked to Mrs. Dream half jokingly "Watch this end up on Fark".  Stay classy Tallahassee!


*Tallatrashy

/my friends who couldn't get into UF and went to FSU instead all call it that
//FSU is also nobody's first choice
 
2013-01-10 04:12:50 PM  
If Chlamydia is all they got, they should consider themselves very lucky. Bet Mom & Dad are delighted to be spending thousands in tuition for a kid that's too stupid to use a condom (or insist one be used.)
 
2013-01-10 04:17:35 PM  

Matrix Flavored Wasabi: stupiddream: I saw this on the local news last night and remarked to Mrs. Dream half jokingly "Watch this end up on Fark".  Stay classy Tallahassee!

*Tallatrashy

/my friends who couldn't get into UF and went to FSU instead all call it that
//FSU is also nobody's first choice


Sure it is. I was accepted to all the major universities in Florida, including U.F., and Miami, as was everyone I went to highschool with who chose to go to FSU. It has several great programs.
 
2013-01-10 04:19:07 PM  
Caveat: This was in the 90's and U.F. was easier to get into back then. But I still chose to go to FSU for what I was doing, as I didn't base my college on things like what football team I liked.
 
2013-01-10 04:39:02 PM  
Odd. Usually you have to go to Florida on Spring Break to get the clap.
 
2013-01-10 04:51:47 PM  
 
2013-01-10 04:52:15 PM  
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2013-01-10 04:56:59 PM  
Slow news day in Tallahassee? Apart from politics, that's par for the course. Makes it a lot more liveable than other Florida cities which generate most of the "Florida" tags on FARK.
 
2013-01-10 05:02:47 PM  
i miss Tallyhoes

/the clean ones.
 
2013-01-10 05:08:53 PM  

apotheosis27: i miss Tallyhoes

/the clean ones.


They're still around. They formed a kickball team two years ago, in fact.
 
2013-01-10 05:17:07 PM  
Speaking of STD's...any Farkers up for some drinks in the Ft. Myers Beach area January 19th or 20th? Maybe at Lani Kai?
 
2013-01-10 06:11:21 PM  
I guess even college can't teach people to use condoms.

/wrap it before you tap it
 
2013-01-10 08:09:08 PM  
Herpes is fatal to baby elephants so keep Paris Hilton away from zoos.
 
2013-01-10 08:51:07 PM  
Worth the risk:

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2013-01-10 09:22:43 PM  
So how many college professors are going to come down with it?
 
2013-01-11 12:46:02 AM  
Funny, I thought students brought those souvenirs home from college towns.
 
2013-01-11 01:32:17 AM  
When I applied for college in 1967, I got accepted at FSU, U. of F and U. of South Florida (Tampa/St. Pete.).  I went with FSU as they had the better Classics Department.

OTOH, FSU  back then WAS a big party school and getting laid was not all that hard to do in the late Sixties/early Seventies there.  It was also ridiculously easy to get booze if you were underage.  I didn't get carded until, honest to God, the very day I turned 21.
 
2013-01-11 09:32:24 AM  

freeforever: Worth the risk:

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That's what Brett Favre said, too.
 
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