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(The Raw Story)   "If it goes one inch further, I'm going to start killing people," and other logical and sane musings from a "good guy with a gun"   (rawstory.com) divider line 572
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2013-01-10 02:00:04 PM  
Another responsible gun owner heard from.
 
2013-01-10 02:00:30 PM  
"I'm telling you that if that happens, it's going to spark a civil war, and I'll be glad to fire the first shot. I'm not putting up with it. You shouldn't put up with it. And I need all you patriots to start thinking about what you're going to do, load your damn mags, make sure your rifle's clean, pack a backpack with some food in it and get ready to fight."

Make sure all your affairs are in order and hug your children, because you won't be coming home outside of a box.
 
2013-01-10 02:04:15 PM  
"If it goes one inch further, I'm going to start killing people"

Something something what your mom says something something 8" deep inside her ass.
 
2013-01-10 02:12:01 PM  
Only one inch?  I'd take it all the way down to the root, baby.
 
2013-01-10 02:34:23 PM  
Well, I think he's proved that guns and gun access don't make people feel more inclined to violence.
 
2013-01-10 02:37:41 PM  
This guy is terrifying.  Not in the way he thinks he is, though.
 
2013-01-10 02:38:46 PM  
The local Sheriff walks up his walkway to arrest him on legitimate or bogus charges, he will just knock on his door and say put your hands behind your back.  That's it and he doesn't get to take any of his toys with him to the clink.  He will be begging like a biatch for his one free phone call.   This tough guys fold like lawn chairs when authority comes knocking.
 
2013-01-10 02:40:48 PM  
www.rawstory.com

This man looks like a reasonable fellow.
 
2013-01-10 02:44:50 PM  
I would also like to ask him and his fellow nuts:  "You guys keep threatening to overthrow the government.  I would like to know your actual, specific plan to do so."

I'm pretty sure they mostly mean "shoot up a government office," not "attempt to eliminate or take over a military asset."  And this is why in addition to being nuts, they are also dicks.
 
2013-01-10 02:48:03 PM  

Osomatic: I would also like to ask him and his fellow nuts:  "You guys keep threatening to overthrow the government.  I would like to know your actual, specific plan to do so."

I'm pretty sure they mostly mean "shoot up a government office," not "attempt to eliminate or take over a military asset."  And this is why in addition to being nuts, they are also dicks.


Sure hope they use cell phones, email or websites to communicate their plans. Thank you Patriot Act!
 
2013-01-10 02:49:30 PM  
Would an Assault Weapon's sales ban be one inch further?

Let's say this law takes effect.  Who's he going to start shooting?
 
2013-01-10 02:52:55 PM  

Cythraul: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

This man looks like a reasonable fellow.


He head looks like my penis and balls.
 
2013-01-10 03:04:57 PM  
It's like that Richard Pryor routine with the talking crack pipe with these guys.

Gun, whispers, "Hey, man don't let them take me". Gun nut, "shh, I'm not listening to you gun." Gun, "Dude, they're really gonna take me and then we can't plat together anymore. I'm your anxiety medicine. Without me you'll have to deal with your paranoid fantasies in your own." Gun nut, "HECHWAAAH! Lock and load!"
 
2013-01-10 03:06:36 PM  
If only True Americans ™ had been this energized when we passed the Patriot Act.
 
2013-01-10 03:09:29 PM  

Diogenes: If only True Americans ™ had been this energized when we passed the Patriot Act.


That's only for spying on Muslim terrorists.  Real Patriots (tm) have nothing to fear, or at least they *didn't* until the Kenyan Pretender and known gun-stealer had ACORN steal him two elections.
 
2013-01-10 03:11:47 PM  
"Unhinged Tactical Response" would be an awesome company name.
 
2013-01-10 03:12:20 PM  

Dejah: "Unhinged Tactical Response" would be an awesome company name.


Wasn't that a Pantera album?
 
2013-01-10 03:12:31 PM  
"I'm telling you that if that happens, it's going to spark a civil war, and I'll be glad to fire the first shot. I'm not putting up with it. You shouldn't put up with it. And I need all you patriots to start thinking about what you're going to do, load your damn mags, make sure your rifle's clean, pack a backpack with some food in it and get ready to fight."

Did anyone else watch the video? I'll be the first witness, so we just need one more.

Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, or in adhering to their Enemies, giving them Aid and Comfort. No Person shall be convicted of Treason unless on the Testimony of two Witnesses to the same overt Act, or on Confession in open Court.
 
2013-01-10 03:12:43 PM  
Yaeger is a lunatic, but I'd like to point out that it's already illegal to import "assault weapons," thanks to an executive order issued by GHWB.
 
2013-01-10 03:14:19 PM  
So I guess he'll be on Piers Morgan's show within the week?
 
2013-01-10 03:14:25 PM  
Someone needs an urgent Psych Eval...
 
2013-01-10 03:15:14 PM  
This is exactly the type of person who should not own a gun.
 
2013-01-10 03:15:55 PM  
Gosh, I don't know why I have the opinion that the population of gun owners is full of nutbags and deranged assholes. Where could I have possibly gotten that idea...

Oh yeah, there are a ton of them in my town, and then there is this guy.
 
2013-01-10 03:16:11 PM  
The truth is that our challenge is to get people persuaded that we can make progress when there's no evidence of that in their daily lives. You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, Ohio-like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years, and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration and the Bush administration. And each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are going to regenerate. And they have not. So it's not surprising then that they get bitter, and they cling to guns or religion, or antipathy toward people who aren't like them, or anti-immigrant sentiment, or, you know, anti-trade sentiment [as] a way to explain their frustrations.
 
2013-01-10 03:16:51 PM  
"You're not helping" just got a new poster boy.
 
2013-01-10 03:16:54 PM  

mrshowrules: Would an Assault Weapon's sales ban be one inch further?

Let's say this law takes effect.  Who's he going to start shooting?


All those damned dirty libs that put fartaxbongo back in office, that's who!
 
2013-01-10 03:17:18 PM  
www.rawstory.com
Call me Francis, and I'll kill ya.
 
2013-01-10 03:18:00 PM  
Again, they make their own arguments for being defanged.
 
2013-01-10 03:18:50 PM  

BooBoo23: The truth is that our challenge is to get people persuaded that we can make progress when there's no evidence of that in their daily lives. You go into some of these small towns in Pennsylvania, Ohio-like a lot of small towns in the Midwest, the jobs have been gone now for 25 years, and nothing's replaced them. And they fell through the Clinton administration and the Bush administration. And each successive administration has said that somehow these communities are going to regenerate. And they have not. So it's not surprising then that they get bitter, and they cling to guns or religion, or antipathy toward people who aren't like them, or anti-immigrant sentiment, or, you know, anti-trade sentiment [as] a way to explain their frustrations.


Reads just like Mein Kampf.
 
2013-01-10 03:19:30 PM  
So let me get this straight: Obama wanting to modernize the background-check procedure = TIME TO FARKING START A CIVIL WAR!!!!111!!11!

Sounds reasonable.
 
2013-01-10 03:19:45 PM  
"I'm telling you that if (any gun control measures whatsoever, no matter how benign) happens, it's going to spark a civil war, and I'll be glad to fire the first shot."

Do it you pussy. Seriously. You're all talk. I want to see the big man stand up to the government.
 
2013-01-10 03:19:45 PM  
Nina_Hartley's_Ass: Another responsible gun owner heard from.

Aaaannnnnnnnnd we're done.
 
2013-01-10 03:20:41 PM  

mrshowrules: Cythraul: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

This man looks like a reasonable fellow.

He head looks like my penis and balls.


Your penis and balls look like they want to shoot random people?

You know, forget I asked that.
 
2013-01-10 03:20:47 PM  
FTFA... The CEO of a Tennessee company that specializes weapons and tactical training is threatening to "start killing people" if President Barack Obama moves forward with gun control measures.


After you killed a few innocent people, I'm sure you will get a ton of sympathy from most Americans about your gun control concerns.
 
2013-01-10 03:21:29 PM  

Osomatic: I would also like to ask him and his fellow nuts:  "You guys keep threatening to overthrow the government.  I would like to know your actual, specific plan to do so."

I'm pretty sure they mostly mean "shoot up a government office," not "attempt to eliminate or take over a military asset."  And this is why in addition to being nuts, they are also dicks.

More cowardly than terrorist suicide bombers.
 
2013-01-10 03:21:32 PM  
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2013-01-10 03:22:11 PM  

Osomatic: Diogenes: If only True Americans ™ had been this energized when we passed the Patriot Act.

That's only for spying on Muslim terrorists.  Real Patriots (tm) have nothing to fear, or at least they *didn't* until the Kenyan Pretender and known gun-stealer had ACORN steal him two elections.


This bears repeating. It never occurred to them that there would be a Democrat in office again.
 
2013-01-10 03:22:31 PM  
we need guns to protect ourselves from gun nuts
 
2013-01-10 03:23:18 PM  
Someone should get him in a boxing ring with a semi-automatic gun and pop him. I'd like to see that!
 
2013-01-10 03:23:21 PM  
Yep, sack up and start shooting people. That'll make Obama think twice about gun control.

youarenthelping.jpg
 
2013-01-10 03:23:24 PM  
Uh oh... I think someone's gonna get a time out.
 
2013-01-10 03:23:35 PM  

sprawl15: So I guess he'll be on Piers Morgan's show within the week?


Yes as the voice of "every single owner of any gun everywhere forever".

Ya know I dont think the NRA types are wound up enough yet, maybe some politicians can make some more unrealistic statements about taking guns from average citizens to really get them in a tizzy. I know, lets talk about taking away all firearms away from people who aren't atheist. That outa rile em up. Hey you know how a lot of republicans didnt bother to show up for romney cause they didnt think he was conservative enough? You are going to miss that.
 
2013-01-10 03:23:36 PM  
in his spare time when he isn't killing innocent Americans, he like to model for bear pron.
www.everydaynodaysoff.com
NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-10 03:23:45 PM  
line in the sand has been drawn. no more compromise.
 
2013-01-10 03:24:15 PM  

Cythraul: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

This man looks like a reasonable fellow.


Is that a Fight Club wall calendar behind him?
 
2013-01-10 03:24:47 PM  

MFAWG: Osomatic: Diogenes: If only True Americans ™ had been this energized when we passed the Patriot Act.

That's only for spying on Muslim terrorists.  Real Patriots (tm) have nothing to fear, or at least they *didn't* until the Kenyan Pretender and known gun-stealer had ACORN steal him two elections.

This bears repeating. It never occurred to them that there would be a Democrat in office again.


They were assured it was the dawning of a permanent republican majority. A few years later, the guy who was selling that shiat his pants on election night.
 
2013-01-10 03:25:08 PM  

Isitoveryet: in his spare time when he isn't killing innocent Americans, he like to model for bear pron.
[www.everydaynodaysoff.com image 821x667]
NTTAWWT


He has that lovely lady on his arm to prove he's straight.
 
2013-01-10 03:25:12 PM  
www.rawstory.com
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hmmmmm
 
2013-01-10 03:25:15 PM  

Loucifer: "You're not helping" just got a new poster boy.


That poster is the size of the AIDS quilt.
 
2013-01-10 03:25:44 PM  

Lady Beryl Ersatz-Wendigo: Cythraul: [www.rawstory.com image 615x345]

This man looks like a reasonable fellow.

Is that a Fight Club wall calendar behind him?


Why yes.  Yes it is.
 
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