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2013-01-10 12:03:27 PM
13 votes:
Revolver huh? Bet his brains were here, there, and everywhere.
2013-01-10 11:57:28 AM
10 votes:
Still, you have to wonder what was going through his mind.

/oblig
2013-01-10 11:55:42 AM
10 votes:
They call that Russian Solitaire.
2013-01-10 12:39:45 PM
6 votes:
This poor guy would still be alive if only all the other members of his family had guns.
2013-01-10 11:58:30 AM
6 votes:

d23: Is this what the NRA means when they say it would be safer for EVERYONE to have a gun?

The biggest idiots and most careless will simply shoot themselves?


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Well it would eliminate the progressive wing of the Democratic Party pretty quick.
2013-01-10 12:02:08 PM
5 votes:
i49.tinypic.com
2013-01-10 12:00:08 PM
4 votes:
I think we should encourage all gun nuts to prove just how safe their guns are.
2013-01-10 11:58:26 AM
4 votes:
Same thing would've happened if he put a hammer up to his head.
2013-01-10 11:55:10 AM
4 votes:
Chicago's search for a new guitarist continues.
2013-01-10 12:58:43 PM
3 votes:

Hector Remarkable: Absolutely classic.
There must be an entire section of Hell populated exclusively by guys who did this.


That is kind of a funny concept to imagine:
I picture a segregated hell with general groups and sub groups. So anyone with a fatal gun shot to the head is the main group, broken down into accidental, suicide, murdered, and Mexicans at 12:01am New Year's Day. They could all gather around the lava pit and listen to Kurt Cobain play guitar and gurgle.
2013-01-10 12:04:02 PM
3 votes:

H31N0US: "...he showed them a .38-caliber revolver..."

I guess he forgot about the "revolver" part?


I thought they just named the gun after the Beatles album.
2013-01-10 12:00:41 PM
3 votes:

PirateKing: They call that Russian Solitaire.


even funnier since he is from St Petersburg
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 11:55:44 AM
3 votes:
Is this what the NRA means when they say it would be safer for EVERYONE to have a gun?

The biggest idiots and most careless will simply shoot themselves?
2013-01-10 12:11:38 PM
2 votes:

damndirtyape: Pincy: I think we should encourage all gun nuts to prove just how safe their guns are.

I do, every day for the last 20+ years. Never shot anyone including myself nor ever had a negligent discharge.


Really, you point a gun at your head and pull the trigger every day for the last 20+ years?
2013-01-10 03:03:10 PM
1 votes:

damndirtyape: nor ever had a negligent discharge.


That's not what your wife told me...
2013-01-10 01:45:26 PM
1 votes:

Carn: Pick: More people die by the blade, than by the bullet. And cars.

We should issue cars to our military members then.


Have Obama take away all the military's guns and replace them with knives and hammers. Watch millions of right wing heads explode simultaneously.
2013-01-10 01:39:13 PM
1 votes:
More people die by the blade, than by the bullet. And cars.
2013-01-10 01:25:26 PM
1 votes:

Gyrfalcon: Hm, maybe we don't need gun control.


If only there was a good guy there with a gun to stop him...
2013-01-10 01:21:27 PM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: FTA:
Witness told officers that Shaw, his uncle, grandparents and some friends were on the back patio talking when he showed them a .38-caliber revolver, police said.

Shaw told them that he kept one round out of the firing chamber to prevent an accidental shooting, according to police.

Somebody forgot (or didn't know) that revolvers advance to the next chamber before firing.


This
2013-01-10 01:21:04 PM
1 votes:
Hm, maybe we don't need gun control.
2013-01-10 01:09:27 PM
1 votes:

Pincy: I think we should encourage all gun nuts to prove just how safe their guns are.


By all means. Some of us were actually taught that you don't aim a gun at anything you don't intend to kill.

/Firearm safety 101: a gun is always loaded, even when it's not.
2013-01-10 01:05:03 PM
1 votes:
Way to end a family gathering with a bang.
2013-01-10 12:46:53 PM
1 votes:

ChipNASA: OMG....let's just go over this one.more.time.... Learned it in Basic Training......

DO NOT EVER POINT A WEAPON, LOADED OR UNLOADED (cause you never know) AT ANYTHING YOU DON'T INTEND TO KILL.
/ done


So... Success then?
2013-01-10 12:38:42 PM
1 votes:

Slaxl: From the comments i'm going to guess Subby's name is Steven.

Anyway, how hard is it to not shoot yourself? Seems to happen an awful lot. People don't prove that knives aren't sharp by stabbing themselves. Actually scratch that, they do run their finger along the blade then go "ow". So I guess there's no hope for common humanity. As a group we're simply terrible.


"If you put a large switch in some cave somewhere, with a sign on it saying 'End-of-the-World Switch. PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH', the paint wouldn't even have time to dry."
2013-01-10 12:37:14 PM
1 votes:

bentley57: My gun-nutters are sending me stories about a couple towns in the news who are trying to get everybody to own a gun


Let me guess, these are small towns without a lot of minorities.
2013-01-10 12:25:09 PM
1 votes:
#6:
cdn.motinetwork.net
2013-01-10 12:21:09 PM
1 votes:

Bf+: Carn: david_gaithersburg: d23: Is this what the NRA means when they say it would be safer for EVERYONE to have a gun?

The biggest idiots and most careless will simply shoot themselves?

.
Well it would eliminate the progressive wing of the Democratic Party pretty quick.

LOL


Ah, another fine example of Republican humor.
Care to explain the joke and how, exactly, you considered it funny?


It's like in high school when some dumbass would crack an unfunny joke and the only person who laughed was his dumbass only friend...and the rest of the class looked on in bemusement while the hot girls snickered at each other.
2013-01-10 12:17:54 PM
1 votes:

Smoky Dragon Dish: Really? I'm the Weeners this?

[www.jonathanrosenbaum.com image 462x352]

/Fark, I am dissapoint.


WTF, this doesn't deserve a weiner!
Bf+
2013-01-10 12:17:30 PM
1 votes:

Carn: david_gaithersburg: d23: Is this what the NRA means when they say it would be safer for EVERYONE to have a gun?

The biggest idiots and most careless will simply shoot themselves?

.
Well it would eliminate the progressive wing of the Democratic Party pretty quick.

LOL



Ah, another fine example of Republican humor.
Care to explain the joke and how, exactly, you considered it funny?
2013-01-10 12:15:19 PM
1 votes:

Slaxl: From the comments i'm going to guess Subby's name is Steven.

Anyway, how hard is it to not shoot yourself? Seems to happen an awful lot. People don't prove that knives aren't sharp by stabbing themselves. Actually scratch that, they do run their finger along the blade then go "ow". So I guess there's no hope for common humanity. As a group we're simply terrible.


Sometimes you just can't help yourself.

img837.imageshack.us

Fine swords, impressive decorations....
OW! Sharp, too.
2013-01-10 12:14:33 PM
1 votes:
Shaw told them that he kept one round out of the firing chamber to prevent an accidental shooting, according to police.

Witnesses then said Shaw tried to prove the gun was safe by placing it to his head and pulling the trigger, which is when the gun fired, fatally wounding him, police said.



i137.photobucket.com
Revolvers do not work that way!
2013-01-10 12:13:52 PM
1 votes:

Pincy: I think we should encourage all gun nuts to prove just how safe their guns are.



All of my guns are safe and as mellow as a baby kitten. Unless they get pissed off. Then they break out of their gun safe and start firing rounds indiscriminately . I REALLY have to walk on eggshells around Mr. SKS, being a crazy Russian and all.
2013-01-10 12:13:17 PM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: d23: Is this what the NRA means when they say it would be safer for EVERYONE to have a gun?

The biggest idiots and most careless will simply shoot themselves?

.
Well it would eliminate the progressive wing of the Democratic Party pretty quick.


Thx for living up to the high standards of the Florida tag.
2013-01-10 12:07:43 PM
1 votes:

GranoblasticMan: Still, you have to wonder what was going through his mind.

/oblig


Hot, hot lead.
2013-01-10 12:06:08 PM
1 votes:

lordjupiter: Same thing would've happened if he put a hammer up to his head.


technically he did... there was just a bullet and a barrel in between them.

/window seat please
2013-01-10 12:05:35 PM
1 votes:
Good shot, man.
2013-01-10 12:05:21 PM
1 votes:

Pincy: I think we should encourage all gun nuts to prove just how safe their guns are.


I do, every day for the last 20+ years. Never shot anyone including myself nor ever had a negligent discharge.
2013-01-10 12:02:56 PM
1 votes:
OMG....let's just go over this one.more.time.... Learned it in Basic Training......

DO NOT EVER POINT A WEAPON, LOADED OR UNLOADED (cause you never know) AT ANYTHING YOU DON'T INTEND TO KILL.
/ done
2013-01-10 12:01:26 PM
1 votes:
Maybe he was looking for chads. Are we sure if he's dead or not?
2013-01-10 11:59:37 AM
1 votes:

david_gaithersburg: d23: Is this what the NRA means when they say it would be safer for EVERYONE to have a gun?

The biggest idiots and most careless will simply shoot themselves?

.
Well it would eliminate the progressive wing of the Democratic Party pretty quick.


LOL
2013-01-10 11:58:36 AM
1 votes:
Like Father, Like Son.
/Apple, Tree etc.
2013-01-10 11:58:35 AM
1 votes:

The Only Sane Man In Florida: Revolvers do not work that way. When you pull the trigger with an empty chamber, the cylinder rotates and brings a round into firing position!


1 second! Suck it!

/Hi from Clearwater
 
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