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(Journal News)   Woman sues hotel for $7M claiming the bedbugs TOOK HER THUMB, CHARLIE   (lohud.com) divider line 17
    More: Scary, bedbugs, InterContinental Hotels Group, Holiday Inn, hotels  
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2013-01-10 11:30:34 AM  
Oh for fark's sake.
 
2013-01-10 12:21:09 PM  
You want a thumb? I can get you a thumb...
 
2013-01-10 12:24:03 PM  
I bet that Yvonne Rollins will not be 'Rollins' in the money anytime soon...

ba dum... tss...shhh...hh?
 
2013-01-10 12:29:23 PM  
buginfestedcorpsepickfromcreepshow.jpg
 
2013-01-10 12:44:19 PM  
FTFA: Rollins filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy in 2000 but said her financial affairs are in order and the lawsuit isn't about money.

IMHO, you are a lying sack of shiat.
 
2013-01-10 12:50:46 PM  
In my day, you had to pay extra for such luxuries!
 
2013-01-10 12:57:14 PM  
0.tqn.com  + cdn.theatlantic.com
 
2013-01-10 01:09:02 PM  

Oliver Twisted: FTFA: Rollins filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy in 2000 but said her financial affairs are in order and the lawsuit isn't about money.

IMHO, you are a lying sack of shiat.

 
2013-01-10 02:06:49 PM  

SDRR: Oliver Twisted: FTFA: Rollins filed for Chapter 13 bankruptcy in 2000 but said her financial affairs are in order and the lawsuit isn't about money.

IMHO, you are a lying sack of shiat.


I was guarding myself from being the target of a "not about the money" lawsuit. Sorry about your luck.
 
2013-01-10 02:27:01 PM  
Great movie.  Nicely done subby
 
2013-01-10 03:14:43 PM  
What an obscure reference.

At the time of release Roger Ebert gave the movie 3 stars, I always like to think it's because he only had one thumb to give.
 
2013-01-10 03:58:12 PM  
Great headline, subby.
 
2013-01-10 04:23:29 PM  
You know about making cheese? Not for nothin', Jimmy, but my mother sent me over a hunk of mozzarella from your place last week, it was no big bargain. Tough, that mozzarella and it ain't the first time I've noticed it either, your mozzarella's tough sometimes.
 
2013-01-10 06:01:36 PM  
Buy a sleeping bag and sleep in your car. It's free!
 
2013-01-10 09:01:15 PM  
I value my thumbs at more than $7M, it is the only thing that separates me from monkeys.
 
2013-01-11 12:00:20 AM  
One time bedbugs took my lower extremities up to my gonads.
 
2013-01-11 08:04:21 AM  
Bennett Gershman, a law professor at Pace University, said when contacted by The Journal News/LoHud.com that such suits are usually about negotiating a settlement, rather than hoping to collect full damages - in this case more than $7 million.

But Crowe[lady's lawyer] bristled at any such suggestion.

"What price would you put on someone's dignity?" Crowe said.


Bahahahahaha! "Well, you seem to have priced it at $7 million, sir."
 
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