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(Business News Daily)   Miss Alabama says she's used to Musburger's "creepy uncle" vibe...she works with Donald Trump   (businessnewsdaily.com) divider line 120
    More: Scary, Brent Musburger, Alabama, AJ McCarron, BCS championship, beauty queen, uncles  
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2013-01-10 12:59:38 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Factory-fresh boobies.
 
2013-01-10 12:59:59 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I'm anything but a creepy uncle: I'd want to fark my niece's girlfriend.

You sound like this guy...

media.comicvine.com

j/k
 
2013-01-10 01:00:25 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [s1.ibtimes.com image 850x1268]

and you all are slacking.

Fark is just not what it use to be...


"Invisible quarterback"?
 
2013-01-10 01:00:29 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Looks like mama and daughter got matching boob jobs.
 
2013-01-10 01:00:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

[img266.imageshack.us image 520x636]

[img208.imageshack.us image 267x400]

Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....


Does it have anything to do with a papoose board, chloroform and a red ball gag?
 
2013-01-10 01:01:07 PM  

Fano: Oh hell. And here when I first heard the story I assumed it was a female broadcaster, objecting to being treated like a chick. Which would have made it plausible. The media getting butthurt about A beauty queen

 being called attractive?

FTFY. The beauty queen said she was "flattered," according to the article, which you clearly didn't read.
 
2013-01-10 01:01:15 PM  
Joy of joys.

It's not often that I get to use the word avuncular in context.
 
2013-01-10 01:01:57 PM  

give me doughnuts: Diener: I had no issue with the comments but my wife was appalled. It wasn't creepy old guy commenting about a beautiful woman. It was the comment that you kids need to go out and start passing the football with pop because the only way you get an attractive woman is to be a quarterback.

She looked a hell of a lot older than 23 as well.

I thought the implication was that when you make starting quarterback, the University provides you with a hot fark-toy.


Or if you're an attractive woman, you should look forward to being a famous or successful man's girlfriend or wife. Not that you might have other skills and talents and ambitions of your own.
 
2013-01-10 01:03:52 PM  

SuperT: who is taking bets to how long until she is doing porn after this and her bf's nfl career goes nowhere?

cause I've got 10$ on 2 years.


I'll take this bet and raise you $90.
 
2013-01-10 01:03:59 PM  
Jake Steed:

Am I creepy if I'm thinking I would eat the corn out of her poop?

Only if you don't post it to Youtube.
 
2013-01-10 01:04:36 PM  
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2013-01-10 01:05:14 PM  

abhorrent1: He called an attractive woman attractive. Who gives a flying fark!


He really went beyond calling her an attractive woman. I was watching the game when it happened and he did get creepy with his telling little boys they need to grow up to be big-time college football QB's so they can get that level of a woman. It was outside of normal stupid commentator BS.
 
2013-01-10 01:06:20 PM  

give me doughnuts: Diener: I had no issue with the comments but my wife was appalled. It wasn't creepy old guy commenting about a beautiful woman. It was the comment that you kids need to go out and start passing the football with pop because the only way you get an attractive woman is to be a quarterback.

She looked a hell of a lot older than 23 as well.

I thought the implication was that when you make starting quarterback, the University provides you with a hot fark-toy.


There is a whole sorority you just get the first pick.
 
2013-01-10 01:06:26 PM  
media.syracuse.com
 
2013-01-10 01:08:05 PM  

blottoman: The One True TheDavid: I'm anything but a creepy uncle: I'd want to fark my niece's girlfriend.

You sound like this guy...

[media.comicvine.com image 200x200]


Is that Uncle Fester? He could be me except for the sartorial elegance.
 
2013-01-10 01:08:51 PM  

The Glorified Jailer:
Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Let's get some perspective on this...

i48.tinypic.com

Meh

i45.tinypic.com

Dammmmm
 
2013-01-10 01:10:18 PM  

Jake Steed: Am I creepy if I'm thinking I would eat the corn out of her poop?


I'd rather take the corn, make some mash, and distill it into sweet sweet nectar for lapping off her bewbs. Laws yes.
 
2013-01-10 01:11:55 PM  
Donald Trump has said that he found his daughter attractive, and if she wasn't his daughter perhaps he might be dating her.

Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?
 
2013-01-10 01:12:36 PM  

give me doughnuts: The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......

Factory-fresh boobies.


Better living through chemistry.
 
2013-01-10 01:12:45 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [media.syracuse.com image 850x1234]


Wow airbrush much???

/Still hot, just sayin...
 
2013-01-10 01:13:46 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


The one in the middle is McCarron's mother, not Webb's.
 
2013-01-10 01:14:42 PM  
wherebadmovieslive.files.wordpress.com

Now lets be smart about it today gentlemen.
 
2013-01-10 01:15:40 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


I thought that was McCarron's mother.

Oh, and attention whore doesn't object to attention, story at 11.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:22 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

The surprise ending to this story.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:38 PM  

99.998er: The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......

The one in the middle is McCarron's mother, not Webb's.


What!!!!!

/Still
//hit
///it!
 
2013-01-10 01:17:31 PM  
And this is a career boost, because: why? Does she have a plan to monetize all of those Twitter followers?
 
2013-01-10 01:18:34 PM  

maggoo: Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?


It's not what he said, it's that he wouldn't stop saying it.

It's not uncommon for the commentators to remark on family in the stands, but he just kept going on and on and on and on. He went over the line because he wouldn't let up.

That said, it was a fairly minor thing and I think it's pretty much over at this point and the people who keep writing articles about it are just looking for a reason to post her picture to get horny losers to give them page views.
 
2013-01-10 01:18:48 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Fake tittays are mostly immune to gravity, stay round longer...
 
2013-01-10 01:20:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.


Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.
 
2013-01-10 01:21:13 PM  

Super Chronic: And this is a career boost, because: why? Does she have a plan to monetize all of those Twitter followers?


Lots of twits will qualify you as a "social media expert" and will lead to jobs. Assuming the whole Wearing and Using Products while Being Attractive thing doesn't work out for her.
 
2013-01-10 01:21:44 PM  

99.998er: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.

Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.


Yeah, that was the surprise ending.
 
2013-01-10 01:24:50 PM  

99.998er: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.

Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.


26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-10 01:24:51 PM  
Put me under the studman column
 
2013-01-10 01:25:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: 99.998er: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.

Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.

Yeah, that was the surprise ending.


Aha...I wondered why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man. That's my Lola, L-O-L-A.
 
2013-01-10 01:26:46 PM  
Did y'all see this interview?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcwkxN98usc&feature=player_embedded
 
2013-01-10 01:27:56 PM  
Did y'all see this interview?

AJ's Interview
 
2013-01-10 01:27:57 PM  
BolshyGreatYarblocks : Is this better, worse or equal to the 50-y.o. women I see reading biographies of Justin Bieber?

Shame on you. What happens in the teachers lounge stays in the teachers lounge.
 
2013-01-10 01:30:18 PM  
pictures.bigfunnysite.com
Women on the right started the Musberger controversey
 
2013-01-10 01:30:33 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [s1.ibtimes.com image 850x1268]

and you all are slacking.

Fark is just not what it use to be...


FINE!  I'll help (again)

cdn-images.hollywood.com
 
2013-01-10 01:32:16 PM  
Nice body, not my cuppa as far as face is concerned.

This post was brought to you by Meh.
 
2013-01-10 01:34:31 PM  
cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com

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My work here is done....
 
2013-01-10 01:37:06 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: My work here is done....


You do good work kind sir!
 
2013-01-10 01:39:37 PM  

Langdon Alger: and it (she) is the one thing her quarterback boyfriend can't score with because to her, d*cks are ugly, not even a gyno has seen what she calls her "privates", and even if the quarterback got a "sneak", she'd freak out because it might ruin her hair/nails/make-up......oh yeah, and she is probably a royal biatch when she's not answering questions in beauty pageants on stage in front of cameras and judges.


Lay down on the couch and tell me about your relationship with your mother.
 
2013-01-10 01:46:56 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: maggoo: Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?

It's not what he said, it's that he wouldn't stop saying it.

It's not uncommon for the commentators to remark on family in the stands, but he just kept going on and on and on and on. He went over the line because he wouldn't let up.

That said, it was a fairly minor thing and I think it's pretty much over at this point and the people who keep writing articles about it are just looking for a reason to post her picture to get horny losers to give them page views.


She's 'used to' dumb comments like that, as she said.

I was in an interesting discussion with a mixed group of men & women, where for the most part they all agreed that Brent M. was an old past-his-prime dork. But when someone remarked
"What if Brent M. was gay, and was saying stuff like that about the QB's 18-yr-old brother?"...
then all the guys in the group immediately went 'EWWWW'.


/all then decided they would not want Brent M. publicly drooling over their younger siblings, of either gender...
 
2013-01-10 01:54:42 PM  
ESPN was forced to publicly apologize for Musburger's moment of unprofessionalism.

By whom? I haven't heard of one single person who was upset at Musbuger.
 
2013-01-10 01:55:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The surprise ending to this story.


grumpycat.jpg
 
2013-01-10 01:58:54 PM  

nanim: Vegan Meat Popsicle: maggoo: Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?

It's not what he said, it's that he wouldn't stop saying it.

It's not uncommon for the commentators to remark on family in the stands, but he just kept going on and on and on and on. He went over the line because he wouldn't let up.

That said, it was a fairly minor thing and I think it's pretty much over at this point and the people who keep writing articles about it are just looking for a reason to post her picture to get horny losers to give them page views.

She's 'used to' dumb comments like that, as she said.

I was in an interesting discussion with a mixed group of men & women, where for the most part they all agreed that Brent M. was an old past-his-prime dork. But when someone remarked
"What if Brent M. was gay, and was saying stuff like that about the QB's 18-yr-old brother?"...
then all the guys in the group immediately went 'EWWWW'.

/all then decided they would not want Brent M. publicly drooling over their younger siblings, of either gender...


Depends, is my ficticious 18yr brother out there as a contestant in a male beauty pagent? If so, then it's fair game.
 
2013-01-10 02:02:54 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't think she's all that attractive? I guess she has that classic beauty queen look that's almost too perfect, but I'm not into that 'giraffe with makeup' look.
 
2013-01-10 02:04:14 PM  

Fano: A beauty queen getting butthurt about being called attractive?


Others have taken it upon themselves to be offended on her behalf. She isn't upset about it at all.
 
2013-01-10 02:04:22 PM  

porcupine tree: Am I the only one who doesn't think she's all that attractive? I guess she has that classic beauty queen look that's almost too perfect, but I'm not into that 'giraffe with makeup' look.


I could care less about her neck. It's her testicles that turn me off.
 
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