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2013-01-10 11:41:34 AM  
I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

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Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....
 
2013-01-10 12:19:49 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

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Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....


this is probably a good time to make sure everyone is on the same page. plurality negates creepiness.
 
2013-01-10 12:20:25 PM  
He called an attractive woman attractive. Who gives a flying fark!
 
2013-01-10 12:21:51 PM  
This article gives me the impression that the only one actually caring about it is the media.
 
2013-01-10 12:23:26 PM  
She just got a lot uglier when I read that she works as a trainer at Chick Fil A.
/sharp knees etc .
 
2013-01-10 12:24:11 PM  
The South (of my body) is rising.
 
2013-01-10 12:24:24 PM  
I watched the video and I don't think it came across as creepy at all.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:10 PM  
Oh hell. And here when I first heard the story I assumed it was a female broadcaster, objecting to being treated like a chick. Which would have made it plausible. A beauty queen getting butthurt about being called attractive?
 
2013-01-10 12:27:52 PM  
Hold on, pardner!
 
2013-01-10 12:27:52 PM  
The price you pay for being hot
 
2013-01-10 12:27:53 PM  
www.youknow-forkids.com

Sure sure. Single stitch is fine.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:54 PM  
 
2013-01-10 12:28:51 PM  
"...with a banjo on my sharp knee" ♫
 
2013-01-10 12:29:53 PM  
I have been feeling oppressed due to this latest surge of hetrophobia.

/Leave Musburger Alone!!!
//IT'S NOT A CHOICE
 
2013-01-10 12:30:45 PM  
It's not creepy if he's rich.
 
2013-01-10 12:30:50 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

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Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....


Holy Shiat!

I, for one, welcome my new Overload Mistress of Fap
 
2013-01-10 12:30:50 PM  
QkDonnyS: "Sure sure. Single stitch is fine."

You win twelve internets.

/ counting the mezzanine
 
2013-01-10 12:31:22 PM  
see this is what makes America great. A friendly, down to earth, hardworking, stunning beauty with Southern charm and good decent Christian values supporting his boyfriend at his workplace.

It doesn't get any better than this Merica'!
 
2013-01-10 12:31:48 PM  
Is she the one with the teeth?
 
2013-01-10 12:33:50 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: see this is what makes America great. A friendly, down to earth, hardworking, stunning beauty with Southern charm and good decent Christian values supporting his boyfriend at his workplace.

It doesn't get any better than this Merica'!


Wut?
 
2013-01-10 12:35:47 PM  
Is this better, worse or equal to the 50-y.o. women I see reading biographies of Justin Bieber?
 
2013-01-10 12:36:15 PM  
and it (she) is the one thing her quarterback boyfriend can't score with because to her, d*cks are ugly, not even a gyno has seen what she calls her "privates", and even if the quarterback got a "sneak", she'd freak out because it might ruin her hair/nails/make-up......oh yeah, and she is probably a royal biatch when she's not answering questions in beauty pageants on stage in front of cameras and judges.
 
2013-01-10 12:36:25 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

[img266.imageshack.us image 520x636]

[img208.imageshack.us image 267x400]

Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....


I don't want to be that guy but her face looks all farking weird in that first photo. She looked 10x better during the broadcast than in these pics
 
2013-01-10 12:40:28 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: .

I don't want to be that guy but her face looks all farking weird in that first photo. She looked 10x better during the broadcast than in these pics



Bartleby the Scrivener's Life Changing Life Changer #213:

When you don't want to be "That Guy," don't be "That Guy."
 
2013-01-10 12:40:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

[img266.imageshack.us image 520x636]

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Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....


Perhaps, but I still don't see what you intend to do with the bucket of eels.
 
2013-01-10 12:41:37 PM  

monsignorguru: She just got a lot uglier when I read that she works as a trainer at Chick Fil A.
/sharp knees etc .


wtf is a girl that hot doing working fast food?
 
2013-01-10 12:42:06 PM  

Langdon Alger: and it (she) is the one thing her quarterback boyfriend can't score with because to her, d*cks are ugly, not even a gyno has seen what she calls her "privates", and even if the quarterback got a "sneak", she'd freak out because it might ruin her hair/nails/make-up......oh yeah, and she is probably a royal biatch when she's not answering questions in beauty pageants on stage in front of cameras and judges.


You just keep telling yourself that, if it helps you get over the despair of your crushing loneliness.
 
2013-01-10 12:42:20 PM  

QkDonnyS: [www.youknow-forkids.com image 546x480]

Sure sure. Single stitch is fine.



You know... she's for kids!
 
2013-01-10 12:42:35 PM  
I was watching and said "Down, Brent! Down!"
 
2013-01-10 12:43:52 PM  

Bartleby the Scrivener: Contrabulous Flabtraption: .

I don't want to be that guy but her face looks all farking weird in that first photo. She looked 10x better during the broadcast than in these pics


Bartleby the Scrivener's Life Changing Life Changer #213:

When you don't want to be "That Guy," don't be "That Guy."


I think all he's saying is that he would prefer not to.
 
2013-01-10 12:45:51 PM  
The funniest part of all this is the football player asking her out over Twitter and then saying he meant to send her a private message, like that makes it all ok.
 
2013-01-10 12:45:58 PM  
@realDonaldTrump Good talking to you today..I know me and @10AJMcCarron are looking forward to coming to #NYC soon!

I know @10AJMcCarron and I are looking forward

You are tweeting The Donald.  He is perceptive to bad grammar.
 
2013-01-10 12:45:58 PM  
Working with Donald Trump...

That poor poor woman.
 
2013-01-10 12:46:00 PM  
So an old guy on TV pointing out an attractive woman is creepy but the same attractive woman parading herself in a bikini in front of a national audience and allowing people to vote on her worthiness is OK?
 
2013-01-10 12:47:43 PM  
who is taking bets to how long until she is doing porn after this and her bf's nfl career goes nowhere?

cause I've got 10$ on 2 years.
 
2013-01-10 12:48:23 PM  
I'm anything but a creepy uncle: I'd want to fark my niece's girlfriend.

(Not that I'd ever say or do anything. The niece has outlaw biker buddies and her GF's a lawyer.)

By the way, is there some kind of flu or something about where the only symptoms are feeling generally crappy, a slightly runny nose, and a swollen and very sore throat? And how severe might this get; should I get my friend to drive me to Urgent Care this evening or just gargle some bourbon and hope for a better tomorrow? Merely being sick in the head is much less trouble, for me anyway.
 
2013-01-10 12:48:54 PM  

Fano: A beauty queen getting butthurt about being called attractive?


She isn't getting butthurt about it, everybody else is. She basically said it is "no big deal".
 
2013-01-10 12:49:00 PM  
Uhg, you're all sick bastard. Gross.
i47.tinypic.com
 
2013-01-10 12:49:46 PM  
I had no issue with the comments but my wife was appalled. It wasn't creepy old guy commenting about a beautiful woman. It was the comment that you kids need to go out and start passing the football with pop because the only way you get an attractive woman is to be a quarterback.

She looked a hell of a lot older than 23 as well.
 
2013-01-10 12:53:38 PM  

Langdon Alger: and it (she) is the one thing her quarterback boyfriend can't score with because to her, d*cks are ugly, not even a gyno has seen what she calls her "privates", and even if the quarterback got a "sneak", she'd freak out because it might ruin her hair/nails/make-up......oh yeah, and she is probably a royal biatch when she's not answering questions in beauty pageants on stage in front of cameras and judges.


You sound....frequently rejected.
 
2013-01-10 12:54:23 PM  
I've noticed people like myself who went to a big college in the South are much less impressed with this bim. They're a dime-a-dozen down there. I have to think at this point she has PR people pulling strings to keep perpetuating this story.
 
2013-01-10 12:55:34 PM  
Am I creepy if I'm thinking I would eat the corn out of her poop?
 
2013-01-10 12:56:01 PM  

SuperT: who is taking bets to how long until she is doing porn after this and her bf's nfl career goes nowhere?


I dunno, it feels like 'marries old rich guy' has pretty good odds too.
 
2013-01-10 12:56:43 PM  

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros: Bartleby the Scrivener: Contrabulous Flabtraption: .

I don't want to be that guy but her face looks all farking weird in that first photo. She looked 10x better during the broadcast than in these pics


Bartleby the Scrivener's Life Changing Life Changer #213:

When you don't want to be "That Guy," don't be "That Guy."

I think all he's saying is that he would prefer not to.


Yeah, her face just looks drawn on I guess in that pic. So much prettier when she is more natural looking, like at the game
 
2013-01-10 12:56:58 PM  
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Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......
 
2013-01-10 12:57:06 PM  

Jake Steed: Am I creepy if I'm thinking I would eat the corn out of her poop?


Hmmmmm

No not at all actually
 
2013-01-10 12:58:09 PM  

Diener: I had no issue with the comments but my wife was appalled. It wasn't creepy old guy commenting about a beautiful woman. It was the comment that you kids need to go out and start passing the football with pop because the only way you get an attractive woman is to be a quarterback.

She looked a hell of a lot older than 23 as well.


I thought the implication was that when you make starting quarterback, the University provides you with a hot fark-toy.
 
2013-01-10 12:58:48 PM  

Fano: Oh hell. And here when I first heard the story I assumed it was a female broadcaster, objecting to being treated like a chick. Which would have made it plausible. A beauty queen getting butthurt about being called attractive?


Thing is, if you had read the article, she didn't get butthurt at all. It's the rest of the media that is getting butthurt.
 
2013-01-10 12:58:56 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Heelllllooooo mom!!
 
2013-01-10 12:59:16 PM  
s1.ibtimes.com

and you all are slacking.

Fark is just not what it use to be...
 
2013-01-10 12:59:38 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Factory-fresh boobies.
 
2013-01-10 12:59:59 PM  

The One True TheDavid: I'm anything but a creepy uncle: I'd want to fark my niece's girlfriend.

You sound like this guy...

media.comicvine.com

j/k
 
2013-01-10 01:00:25 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [s1.ibtimes.com image 850x1268]

and you all are slacking.

Fark is just not what it use to be...


"Invisible quarterback"?
 
2013-01-10 01:00:29 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Looks like mama and daughter got matching boob jobs.
 
2013-01-10 01:00:36 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

[img266.imageshack.us image 520x636]

[img208.imageshack.us image 267x400]

Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....


Does it have anything to do with a papoose board, chloroform and a red ball gag?
 
2013-01-10 01:01:07 PM  

Fano: Oh hell. And here when I first heard the story I assumed it was a female broadcaster, objecting to being treated like a chick. Which would have made it plausible. The media getting butthurt about A beauty queen

 being called attractive?

FTFY. The beauty queen said she was "flattered," according to the article, which you clearly didn't read.
 
2013-01-10 01:01:15 PM  
Joy of joys.

It's not often that I get to use the word avuncular in context.
 
2013-01-10 01:01:57 PM  

give me doughnuts: Diener: I had no issue with the comments but my wife was appalled. It wasn't creepy old guy commenting about a beautiful woman. It was the comment that you kids need to go out and start passing the football with pop because the only way you get an attractive woman is to be a quarterback.

She looked a hell of a lot older than 23 as well.

I thought the implication was that when you make starting quarterback, the University provides you with a hot fark-toy.


Or if you're an attractive woman, you should look forward to being a famous or successful man's girlfriend or wife. Not that you might have other skills and talents and ambitions of your own.
 
2013-01-10 01:03:52 PM  

SuperT: who is taking bets to how long until she is doing porn after this and her bf's nfl career goes nowhere?

cause I've got 10$ on 2 years.


I'll take this bet and raise you $90.
 
2013-01-10 01:03:59 PM  
Jake Steed:

Am I creepy if I'm thinking I would eat the corn out of her poop?

Only if you don't post it to Youtube.
 
2013-01-10 01:04:36 PM  
natsukashi.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-10 01:05:14 PM  

abhorrent1: He called an attractive woman attractive. Who gives a flying fark!


He really went beyond calling her an attractive woman. I was watching the game when it happened and he did get creepy with his telling little boys they need to grow up to be big-time college football QB's so they can get that level of a woman. It was outside of normal stupid commentator BS.
 
2013-01-10 01:06:20 PM  

give me doughnuts: Diener: I had no issue with the comments but my wife was appalled. It wasn't creepy old guy commenting about a beautiful woman. It was the comment that you kids need to go out and start passing the football with pop because the only way you get an attractive woman is to be a quarterback.

She looked a hell of a lot older than 23 as well.

I thought the implication was that when you make starting quarterback, the University provides you with a hot fark-toy.


There is a whole sorority you just get the first pick.
 
2013-01-10 01:06:26 PM  
media.syracuse.com
 
2013-01-10 01:08:05 PM  

blottoman: The One True TheDavid: I'm anything but a creepy uncle: I'd want to fark my niece's girlfriend.

You sound like this guy...

[media.comicvine.com image 200x200]


Is that Uncle Fester? He could be me except for the sartorial elegance.
 
2013-01-10 01:08:51 PM  

The Glorified Jailer:
Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Let's get some perspective on this...

i48.tinypic.com

Meh

i45.tinypic.com

Dammmmm
 
2013-01-10 01:10:18 PM  

Jake Steed: Am I creepy if I'm thinking I would eat the corn out of her poop?


I'd rather take the corn, make some mash, and distill it into sweet sweet nectar for lapping off her bewbs. Laws yes.
 
2013-01-10 01:11:55 PM  
Donald Trump has said that he found his daughter attractive, and if she wasn't his daughter perhaps he might be dating her.

Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?
 
2013-01-10 01:12:36 PM  

give me doughnuts: The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......

Factory-fresh boobies.


Better living through chemistry.
 
2013-01-10 01:12:45 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [media.syracuse.com image 850x1234]


Wow airbrush much???

/Still hot, just sayin...
 
2013-01-10 01:13:46 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


The one in the middle is McCarron's mother, not Webb's.
 
2013-01-10 01:14:42 PM  
wherebadmovieslive.files.wordpress.com

Now lets be smart about it today gentlemen.
 
2013-01-10 01:15:40 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


I thought that was McCarron's mother.

Oh, and attention whore doesn't object to attention, story at 11.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:22 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

The surprise ending to this story.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:38 PM  

99.998er: The Glorified Jailer: [content.clearchannel.com image 448x316]

Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......

The one in the middle is McCarron's mother, not Webb's.


What!!!!!

/Still
//hit
///it!
 
2013-01-10 01:17:31 PM  
And this is a career boost, because: why? Does she have a plan to monetize all of those Twitter followers?
 
2013-01-10 01:18:34 PM  

maggoo: Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?


It's not what he said, it's that he wouldn't stop saying it.

It's not uncommon for the commentators to remark on family in the stands, but he just kept going on and on and on and on. He went over the line because he wouldn't let up.

That said, it was a fairly minor thing and I think it's pretty much over at this point and the people who keep writing articles about it are just looking for a reason to post her picture to get horny losers to give them page views.
 
2013-01-10 01:18:48 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: Her mother is in the middle. I must be old but dammmmnnnnnnnn.......


Fake tittays are mostly immune to gravity, stay round longer...
 
2013-01-10 01:20:55 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.


Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.
 
2013-01-10 01:21:13 PM  

Super Chronic: And this is a career boost, because: why? Does she have a plan to monetize all of those Twitter followers?


Lots of twits will qualify you as a "social media expert" and will lead to jobs. Assuming the whole Wearing and Using Products while Being Attractive thing doesn't work out for her.
 
2013-01-10 01:21:44 PM  

99.998er: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.

Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.


Yeah, that was the surprise ending.
 
2013-01-10 01:24:50 PM  

99.998er: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.

Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.


26.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-10 01:24:51 PM  
Put me under the studman column
 
2013-01-10 01:25:20 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: 99.998er: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.

Must be an optical illusion, but the print on her bikini bottom makes her look like she has a pair of nuts down there.

Yeah, that was the surprise ending.


Aha...I wondered why she walked like a woman, but talked like a man. That's my Lola, L-O-L-A.
 
2013-01-10 01:26:46 PM  
Did y'all see this interview?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LcwkxN98usc&feature=player_embedded
 
2013-01-10 01:27:56 PM  
Did y'all see this interview?

AJ's Interview
 
2013-01-10 01:27:57 PM  
BolshyGreatYarblocks : Is this better, worse or equal to the 50-y.o. women I see reading biographies of Justin Bieber?

Shame on you. What happens in the teachers lounge stays in the teachers lounge.
 
2013-01-10 01:30:18 PM  
pictures.bigfunnysite.com
Women on the right started the Musberger controversey
 
2013-01-10 01:30:33 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: [s1.ibtimes.com image 850x1268]

and you all are slacking.

Fark is just not what it use to be...


FINE!  I'll help (again)

cdn-images.hollywood.com
 
2013-01-10 01:32:16 PM  
Nice body, not my cuppa as far as face is concerned.

This post was brought to you by Meh.
 
2013-01-10 01:34:31 PM  
cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com

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cdn02.cdn.thesuperficial.com

My work here is done....
 
2013-01-10 01:37:06 PM  

The Glorified Jailer: My work here is done....


You do good work kind sir!
 
2013-01-10 01:39:37 PM  

Langdon Alger: and it (she) is the one thing her quarterback boyfriend can't score with because to her, d*cks are ugly, not even a gyno has seen what she calls her "privates", and even if the quarterback got a "sneak", she'd freak out because it might ruin her hair/nails/make-up......oh yeah, and she is probably a royal biatch when she's not answering questions in beauty pageants on stage in front of cameras and judges.


Lay down on the couch and tell me about your relationship with your mother.
 
2013-01-10 01:46:56 PM  

Vegan Meat Popsicle: maggoo: Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?

It's not what he said, it's that he wouldn't stop saying it.

It's not uncommon for the commentators to remark on family in the stands, but he just kept going on and on and on and on. He went over the line because he wouldn't let up.

That said, it was a fairly minor thing and I think it's pretty much over at this point and the people who keep writing articles about it are just looking for a reason to post her picture to get horny losers to give them page views.


She's 'used to' dumb comments like that, as she said.

I was in an interesting discussion with a mixed group of men & women, where for the most part they all agreed that Brent M. was an old past-his-prime dork. But when someone remarked
"What if Brent M. was gay, and was saying stuff like that about the QB's 18-yr-old brother?"...
then all the guys in the group immediately went 'EWWWW'.


/all then decided they would not want Brent M. publicly drooling over their younger siblings, of either gender...
 
2013-01-10 01:54:42 PM  
ESPN was forced to publicly apologize for Musburger's moment of unprofessionalism.

By whom? I haven't heard of one single person who was upset at Musbuger.
 
2013-01-10 01:55:25 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: The surprise ending to this story.


grumpycat.jpg
 
2013-01-10 01:58:54 PM  

nanim: Vegan Meat Popsicle: maggoo: Now, what did that Musburger character said that was nearly as creepy as that?

It's not what he said, it's that he wouldn't stop saying it.

It's not uncommon for the commentators to remark on family in the stands, but he just kept going on and on and on and on. He went over the line because he wouldn't let up.

That said, it was a fairly minor thing and I think it's pretty much over at this point and the people who keep writing articles about it are just looking for a reason to post her picture to get horny losers to give them page views.

She's 'used to' dumb comments like that, as she said.

I was in an interesting discussion with a mixed group of men & women, where for the most part they all agreed that Brent M. was an old past-his-prime dork. But when someone remarked
"What if Brent M. was gay, and was saying stuff like that about the QB's 18-yr-old brother?"...
then all the guys in the group immediately went 'EWWWW'.

/all then decided they would not want Brent M. publicly drooling over their younger siblings, of either gender...


Depends, is my ficticious 18yr brother out there as a contestant in a male beauty pagent? If so, then it's fair game.
 
2013-01-10 02:02:54 PM  
Am I the only one who doesn't think she's all that attractive? I guess she has that classic beauty queen look that's almost too perfect, but I'm not into that 'giraffe with makeup' look.
 
2013-01-10 02:04:14 PM  

Fano: A beauty queen getting butthurt about being called attractive?


Others have taken it upon themselves to be offended on her behalf. She isn't upset about it at all.
 
2013-01-10 02:04:22 PM  

porcupine tree: Am I the only one who doesn't think she's all that attractive? I guess she has that classic beauty queen look that's almost too perfect, but I'm not into that 'giraffe with makeup' look.


I could care less about her neck. It's her testicles that turn me off.
 
2013-01-10 02:08:13 PM  
It's really kind of unsettling how much she looks like my twin daughters.
 
2013-01-10 02:12:15 PM  
holy mother of god


damn


 
2013-01-10 02:14:47 PM  
wow you people can't take a joke-----i guess forgot the one fark cliche of sharp knees. I figured it was obvious when i used the one where "if she's hot she's a biatch" and "if she's hot she probably doesn't put out"
 
2013-01-10 02:24:52 PM  
She puts WAY too much make up on...does she use a pain sprayer for that shiat?

Even my 12 year old mentioned that she looked like a "racoon"
 
2013-01-10 02:31:24 PM  
She's an Auburn grad, which means McCarron couldn't play for the Crimson Tide and Boise State is automatically the national champion.
 
2013-01-10 02:31:28 PM  
pain"T"
 
2013-01-10 02:51:05 PM  
i45.tinypic.com

She reminds me of Megan Fox in this picture. Only with normal thumbs.
 
2013-01-10 02:59:28 PM  
Why the long face?
 
2013-01-10 03:02:52 PM  

porcupine tree: Am I the only one who doesn't think she's all that attractive? I guess she has that classic beauty queen look that's almost too perfect, but I'm not into that 'giraffe with makeup' look.


*sheepishly raises hand*
there is a "uncanny valley" quality to her.
 
2013-01-10 03:09:41 PM  
Not to sound all Studman69, but we had at least 5-10 girls hotter than her in my suburban Houston high school. Apparently being Ms. Alabama is one step above Kansas Mountain-climbing Champion
 
2013-01-10 03:12:25 PM  
/focused on the wrong thing comment

While I was not offended by Musburger's comments about this specific incident, I was extremely disappointed to have to listen to him not only announce this game, but also the Rose Bowl. He is a terrible announcer, with this incident only one example of several awful comments, does not seem to have much expertise on football and does have a somewhat creepy voice.

I'd hate to see him canned over these particular comments, but I would like to hear much less of him in the future!

/now back to your regularly scheduled program
 
2013-01-10 03:15:12 PM  

SlothB77: monsignorguru: She just got a lot uglier when I read that she works as a trainer at Chick Fil A.
/sharp knees etc .

wtf is a girl that hot doing working fast food?


She's a trainer. It probably means she's in HR at their home office, not that she's teaching people how to dunk nuggets in the oil.

... I'd dunk the nuggets in the oil, if you know what I mean. And I think you do.
 
2013-01-10 03:16:28 PM  

porcupine tree: Am I the only one who doesn't think she's all that attractive? I guess she has that classic beauty queen look that's almost too perfect, but I'm not into that 'giraffe with makeup' look.

He wants him a corn-fed, chunky, ugly woman.
 
2013-01-10 03:32:42 PM  
Of course ABC/ESPN/Mickey Mouse is still cool with Musburger talking openly about the gambling lines for any game he's calling.
 
2013-01-10 06:34:18 PM  
The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

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Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....


I once nailed nailed a chick that looks like her except with bigger boobs...

I got fired because the boss was jealous I got her before he did. Totally worth it, boss was a dick anyways
 
2013-01-10 07:30:42 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: The Stealth Hippopotamus: I dislike Musburger but it wasn't creepy.

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Now, what I'm thinking could be defined as creepy.....

I don't want to be that guy but her face looks all farking weird in that first photo. She looked 10x better during the broadcast than in these pics


You weren't the only one, REALLY FARKING WEIRD

Then I was distracted by the rest of her
 
2013-01-10 07:59:40 PM  
I found nothing offensive about what he said.

He called a gorgeous beauty queen a gorgeous beauty queen and said you needed to be a star QB or equivalent to land one.

Remember when they hung Copernicus?
 
2013-01-10 11:15:35 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i45.tinypic.com image 600x871]

The surprise ending to this story.

i1.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-11 12:50:46 AM  

BiggityBanninated: I found nothing offensive about what he said.

He called a gorgeous beauty queen a gorgeous beauty queen and said you needed to be a star QB or equivalent to land one.

Remember when they hung Copernicus?


Right, just before the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
 
2013-01-11 08:51:52 AM  

nanim: I was in an interesting discussion with a mixed group of men & women, where for the most part they all agreed that Brent M. was an old past-his-prime dork. But when someone remarked
"What if Brent M. was gay, and was saying stuff like that about the QB's 18-yr-old brother?"...
then all the guys in the group immediately went 'EWWWW'.


According to wikipedia, Katherine Webb as born in 1988. That makes her around 25 years old. That's not exactly 18.

She is also a bikini model, and a beauty queen. She doesn't put up a burka when people older than 30 are near by, and she doesn't necessarily try to avoid that attention. Therefore, its quite natural that people older than her will look at her and notice her for that.

Therefore, your old gay men fawning over a 18yo little brother of some guy is bullshiat.
 
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