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2013-01-10 11:49:51 AM
boobies.

duh
 
2013-01-10 11:51:22 AM
Whoring.

duh
 
2013-01-10 11:51:37 AM
"the Mouse's Ear"

welp, I guess I have a new euphemism for vagina.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:43 AM
Johnson City Press, lol.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:46 AM
Strip club destroyed by fire. Now how will those nice girls pay for their college legions of fatherless children ?
 
2013-01-10 11:51:53 AM
Not to worry subby, They will find another pole to jump on.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:57 AM

ChipNASA: Whoring.

duh


You mean escorting. They're just paying for the company and conversation, honest.
 
2013-01-10 11:52:07 AM
I once had a stripper tell me she was studying "radiology, you know with radios".

/ she said that 100% seriously
 
2013-01-10 11:53:22 AM

braedan: Johnson City Press, lol.


Reporting on a strip club burning down, I lol'd too.
 
2013-01-10 11:53:29 AM

ChipNASA: Whoring.

duh


How do you think most TFers pay for their subscription, amirite?
 
2013-01-10 11:53:41 AM
...Scholarship grants?
 
2013-01-10 11:56:15 AM

iheartscotch: I once had a stripper tell me she was studying "radiology, you know with radios".

/ she said that 100% seriously


A cocktail waitress at a strip club told me she has her MBA from UConn.  I honestly believed her.

/"Go Huskies!" got me tons of free drinks.
 
2013-01-10 11:56:34 AM
That happened to my favorite strip club. Unfortunately, the fire drew too much attention to the fact that they were doing things that might have been a little illegal, so it wasn't rebuilt.
 
2013-01-10 11:57:08 AM

Dynascape: ChipNASA: Whoring.

duh

How do you think most TFers pay for their subscription, amirite?


Wrong! TFers are the ones paying.
 
2013-01-10 11:58:27 AM
I am the god of hell fire and I bring you!

strippers.
 
2013-01-10 11:58:50 AM
I read the headline in TFA as "Gay Strip Club. . . " and wondered how that would go over in Tennessee.
 
2013-01-10 12:00:06 PM
I doubt many girls work at gay strip clubs.
 
2013-01-10 12:00:46 PM
Strip clubs, where older feminists thinks the men are exploiting the woman and younger feminists think it's the women exploiting the men.

As for the men, all they think about is boobies...
 
2013-01-10 12:00:52 PM

tricycleracer: A cocktail waitress at a strip club told me she has her MBA from UConn. I honestly believed her.

/"Go Huskies!" got me tons of free drinks.


It's possible. The waitresses and dancers can make butt-loads of money. Then when she's no longer young and hot, she actually has something to fall back on.
 
2013-01-10 12:01:50 PM

david_gaithersburg: I doubt many girls work at gay strip clubs.


Because girls can't be happy?
/huzzah!
 
2013-01-10 12:01:58 PM

david_gaithersburg: I doubt many girls work at gay strip clubs.


How many girls do you know, none? Chicks love gay bars.
 
2013-01-10 12:02:32 PM
I came here
 
2013-01-10 12:02:36 PM
Didn't know Mouse's Ear had other locations. Their Knoxville location is a total dive, or was last time I went. (Admittedly, 6 or 8 years ago now.) Much better clubs in town...
 
2013-01-10 12:04:32 PM

tricycleracer: iheartscotch: I once had a stripper tell me she was studying "radiology, you know with radios".

/ she said that 100% seriously

A cocktail waitress at a strip club told me she has her MBA from UConn.  I honestly believed her.

/"Go Huskies!" got me tons of free drinks.


One of the strippers at the local strip club is also a registered nurse. How do I know? I saw her at the hospital when my granny broke her hip.

/ can you say awkward?
 
2013-01-10 12:07:03 PM
First Springfield Mass and now this, I can't think of any clear sign from God. One by one he is tearing down old strip clubs and providing their owners with insurance money to build anew. God wants us to celebrate his creation and build new houses to its glory.
 
2013-01-10 12:08:37 PM

onyxruby: ... and younger feminists think it's the women exploiting the men.


I'm calling BS on that one, I have never known a feminist to consider a male a victim of anything.
 
2013-01-10 12:09:16 PM

iheartscotch: tricycleracer: iheartscotch: I once had a stripper tell me she was studying "radiology, you know with radios".

/ she said that 100% seriously

A cocktail waitress at a strip club told me she has her MBA from UConn.  I honestly believed her.

/"Go Huskies!" got me tons of free drinks.

One of the strippers at the local strip club is also a registered nurse. How do I know? I saw her at the hospital when my granny broke her hip.

/ can you say awkward?


According to the Japanese documentaries I've seen, that is when you start blackmailing her for sex and eventually turn her into a sex slave that can't live without cock.
 
2013-01-10 12:09:32 PM

cgraves67: That happened to my favorite strip club. Unfortunately, the fire drew too much attention to the fact that they were doing things that might have been a little illegal, so it wasn't rebuilt.


I remember something happening to a club here 10+ years back. IIRC, there were stories going around that the place/owners were being scrutinized for shady dealing at the club and the fire just happened to come a "convenient" time. You could be talking about the same club, for all I know.

/Not suggesting there's anything suspicious with this fire
//Not saying there's not
 
2013-01-10 12:09:36 PM
The smell of melting plastic...
 
2013-01-10 12:14:48 PM

FullMetalPanda: iheartscotch: tricycleracer: iheartscotch: I once had a stripper tell me she was studying "radiology, you know with radios".

/ she said that 100% seriously

A cocktail waitress at a strip club told me she has her MBA from UConn.  I honestly believed her.

/"Go Huskies!" got me tons of free drinks.

One of the strippers at the local strip club is also a registered nurse. How do I know? I saw her at the hospital when my granny broke her hip.

/ can you say awkward?

According to the Japanese documentaries I've seen, that is when you start blackmailing her for sex and eventually turn her into a sex slave that can't live without cock.


Quit watching henti; that screws with your sence of reality.

It could have, just as easily, gone the other way; then I'd have to get a gimp mask, while she whips me in her sex dungeon.

/ I'm not into that; not even for Claudia Shiffer
 
2013-01-10 12:18:29 PM

cgraves67: That happened to my favorite strip club. Unfortunately, the fire drew too much attention to the fact that they were doing things that might have been a little illegal, so it wasn't rebuilt.


Meth lab in the back?
 
2013-01-10 12:18:38 PM
What the fark happened to Grabel's Daughter??
 
2013-01-10 12:19:15 PM
Artists rendering of suspect

ecx.images-amazon.com
 
2013-01-10 12:19:25 PM
Sad to lose the Mouse's Ear, fondly remembered as the "Gray ballet"...

It was a nice establishment, where you could bring in your own liquor and purchase $5 dixie cups of sodas to mix.

Two CSBs:

My brother is known by many of the ladies in town due to his time spent as a DJ and owner of clubs in the area, dancers included (they would head out to the night clubs after their shifts). Years ago, he met his future wife-to-be, and quit surrounding himself with the many hot ladies he used to have around. He would occasionally kick them down to me, fortunately. It was a good time had by all...;) When my sister's husband-to-be had his bachelor party, my brother couldn't attend, as it was out of town. When we got back in town, my brother wanted his good buddy, my bro-in-law to be, to have our 2nd bachelor party at the Mouse's Ear. As soon as we went in the door, the ladies swooned to my brother and had the whole 10-15 ladies in our section talking to him like they were all friends. It was cool, like an old reunion where I was a spectator guest. I whispered to my brother, "I don't know why you don't come out here more often." Then, he replied, "What makes you think I don't..." What a punk!


-and-


I went with a lady-friend one time with a big bottle of Jack. We had a blast! Well, except the girl had a little trouble when "Showtime" occurred: that's when all the full-nude pierced girls all got on the stages and surrounded all of us pumping hips in our faces no matter where you turned. She looked like a scared deer in headlights, and proclaimed in a PTSD tone, "there were vaginas everywhere..." I have to admit, it was a little excessive, and reminded me of the first time I got drunk and went to a sports bar with all of the many TVs showing a bunch of games at the same time; it's a ton of stimuli at once and difficult to process at the same time. When the first "Showtime" was over (there were 3 or 4 of them that night; we were there a long time...we had to finish the bottle), a pregnant lady (had to be 8-9 months) from outta nowhere tapped me on the shoulder and offered a lap-dance. I said I was OK at the time, but she asked every 5-10 minutes. I had my eye on another lady, though. Finally, the other lady was around, and I got my dance, but saw the dejected pregnant one out of the corner of my eye. Ever since then, I've felt guilty about not giving some dollars to the pregnant one; she needed the money more than any of them.
 
2013-01-10 12:20:23 PM
Craigslist ads seeing "generou$" men.
 
2013-01-10 12:23:04 PM
At least save the brass pole, the firehouse could use a new one.
 
2013-01-10 12:24:07 PM

johnnyq: cgraves67: That happened to my favorite strip club. Unfortunately, the fire drew too much attention to the fact that they were doing things that might have been a little illegal, so it wasn't rebuilt.

I remember something happening to a club here 10+ years back. IIRC, there were stories going around that the place/owners were being scrutinized for shady dealing at the club and the fire just happened to come a "convenient" time. You could be talking about the same club, for all I know.

/Not suggesting there's anything suspicious with this fire
//Not saying there's not


The one I'm writing about was in Illinois. Your profile says you're from Texas, so it's probably not the same one. I'm sure there are many strip clubs which have shady goings-on throughout the country.
 
2013-01-10 12:25:55 PM

Broktun: cgraves67: That happened to my favorite strip club. Unfortunately, the fire drew too much attention to the fact that they were doing things that might have been a little illegal, so it wasn't rebuilt.

Meth lab in the back?


Full nudity and on-stage lesbian sex acts, which violated the morality laws. It was also 18+ and BYOB which led to much underage drinking.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:42 PM
First that stripper dies now this!??! The Mayan prophecies are coming true!!!
 
2013-01-10 12:27:59 PM

abhorrent1: david_gaithersburg: I doubt many girls work at gay strip clubs.

How many girls do you know, none? Chicks love gay bars.


I hear Republicans too, but only public bathrooms.
 
2013-01-10 12:29:22 PM

bikerbob59: What the fark happened to Grabel's Daughter??


Admins kicked her out once it was clear she was using the site for her own advertisements. Lets that what I read.
 
2013-01-10 12:31:15 PM

bikerbob59: What the fark happened to Grabel's Daughter??


I put her on ignore after an especially AWish thread.
 
2013-01-10 12:37:40 PM

cgraves67: johnnyq: cgraves67: That happened to my favorite strip club. Unfortunately, the fire drew too much attention to the fact that they were doing things that might have been a little illegal, so it wasn't rebuilt.

I remember something happening to a club here 10+ years back. IIRC, there were stories going around that the place/owners were being scrutinized for shady dealing at the club and the fire just happened to come a "convenient" time. You could be talking about the same club, for all I know.

/Not suggesting there's anything suspicious with this fire
//Not saying there's not

The one I'm writing about was in Illinois. Your profile says you're from Texas, so it's probably not the same one. I'm sure there are many strip clubs which have shady goings-on throughout the country.


Probably harder to find one that doesn't have shady goings-on.
 
2013-01-10 12:40:23 PM
electricboom.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-10 12:40:29 PM

tricycleracer: bikerbob59: What the fark happened to Grabel's Daughter??

I put her on ignore after an especially AWish thread.


Welcome to the club.
 
2013-01-10 12:41:27 PM

another cultural observer: Strip club destroyed by fire. Now how will those nice girls pay for their college legions of fatherless children ?


I think messiahs should be able to take care of themselves with that loaves and fishes trick.
 
2013-01-10 12:45:49 PM

gweilo8888: Didn't know Mouse's Ear had other locations. Their Knoxville location is a total dive, or was last time I went. (Admittedly, 6 or 8 years ago now.) Much better clubs in town...


If this is the one near Bristol, it was like an Elk's lodge, with folding chairs and strippers dancing on picnic tables

/so I've heard.
//never went there
///not even before the '04 spring race, promise
 
2013-01-10 12:45:53 PM
Banana harvesting.
 
2013-01-10 12:48:30 PM

bikerbob59: What the fark happened to Grabel's Daughter??


She's doing a 5-10 stretch for unpleasant work conditions.

/fairly certain she didn't burn down the strip club
 
2013-01-10 12:48:30 PM
a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying
 
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