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(Decatur Daily)   Government now oppressing those performing baptisms in Alabama   (decaturdaily.com) divider line 20
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2013-01-10 12:02:00 PM
Funny how the colon totally changed the gist of that headline.
 
2013-01-10 12:11:58 PM

kid_icarus: Funny how the colon totally changed the gist of that headline.


Funny how the colon totally changes the gist of headcheese.

/got nothing
 
2013-01-10 12:22:59 PM
That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town several miles upstream.
 
2013-01-10 12:57:05 PM
decaturdaily.com

Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.
 
2013-01-10 01:12:41 PM
They overheard her singing along with that Talking Heads cover.
 
2013-01-10 03:43:07 PM
FTFA: "When the couple left the bar about 1 a.m. and walked onto a pier by the river..."

Which is exactly what you should do after spending half the night being harassed in a bar.

DUMBASSES.
 
2013-01-10 03:46:38 PM
I bet she made a nice.....

warehouse.carlh.com
 
2013-01-10 03:55:29 PM
Is it cutting into Oxy sales?
 
2013-01-10 03:58:53 PM
Hard Cock Café
Robert Christopher Handock
 
2013-01-10 04:15:23 PM
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2013-01-10 04:24:11 PM

MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town sh*t hole several miles upstream.


Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?
 
2013-01-10 04:29:24 PM

Diogenes: Nice attempt at a tough guy look, baby face.


Needs moar molestache.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 04:32:07 PM
Hard Dock Cafe?

Trademark infringement??
 
2013-01-10 05:05:26 PM
Down to the river? You betcha!
kategale.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-10 05:11:23 PM
Yes, Robert Christopher Hancock, you are totally hardcore badass, throwing a woman into a river, and that tough-guy mugshot will certainly frighten off all of the other guys in jail.  They will certainly steer a clear path around you!  They will certainly behave with fear and deference in your presence!  Nobody will dream of making you their project!

Yes, Robert Christopher Hancock, you can rest easy in your cell.
 
2013-01-10 05:38:41 PM
I hope the two jackasses get the shiat kicked out of them in jail...bunch of assholes.

1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.
 
2013-01-10 06:15:48 PM

Pair-o-Dice: MrBallou: That's Decatur, Alabama, subby, not Tennessee. It is on the Tennessee River, however.

Decatur, Tennessee is a sleepy little town sh*t hole several miles upstream.

Everybody there kinda looks the same. Coincidence?


i47.tinypic.com

You've got a lot of anger in you, friend. You should probably get a cat or something.
 
2013-01-10 07:28:23 PM

WhyKnot: 1) Harass the couple all evening until they are finally tossed from the bar,
2) lay in wait until the couple leaves,
3) sucker punch the boyfriend...as opposed to a direct confrontation and fight,
4) throw a person into a river...in the middle of the night...in 27 degree weather,
5) steal from the couple afterwards.



I'm pretty sure that could be considered Attempted Murder.
 
2013-01-10 07:32:43 PM
She was just inadvertently drafted into the Polar Bear Club.

/Don't talk about Polar Bears at a gay club
 
2013-01-11 05:24:03 AM
Excellent job, subby. Context HOTY contender (at least it should be).
/now, about that handbasket...
 
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