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(Yahoo)   Florida Atlantic University is now famous for TWO things: Producing an amazing running back, and employing a complete nutball as a professor who is officially the nation's leading "Sandy Hook denier"   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 109
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2013-01-10 12:23:20 PM
F. ind
A.nother
U.niversity
 
2013-01-10 12:42:08 PM
fark this guy, and fark anybody who buys into his shiat.
 
2013-01-10 01:08:14 PM
When questioned about his theories by a local CBS12 news reporter, Tracy responded, "The whole country mourned about Sandy Hook, but yet again the investigation that journalistic institutions should have carried out never took place, in my opinion."

He sounds very much like the journalistic version of a few of my fellow Philosophy students in college, who thought all you needed to be a philosopher was to just ask "why" about everything.

But worse and inhuman.
 
2013-01-10 01:13:47 PM
So all those grieving parents were...what? paid actors?  and all the Funerals just elaborate shams where people who pretended to be the devastated friends and relatives where just putting on a show?

This goes beyond nutty conspiracy theorist into serious mental illness territory.  It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day  and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/
 
2013-01-10 01:17:28 PM

Magorn: So all those grieving parents were...what? paid actors?  and all the Funerals just elaborate shams where people who pretended to be the devastated friends and relatives where just putting on a show?

This goes beyond nutty conspiracy theorist into serious mental illness territory.  It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day  and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/


As with most conspiracists, he suffers from severe cognitive dissonance.  Perhaps he should have taken some Philosophy classes while at Iowa.

Or, he could just be an attention whoring asshole like Alex Jones.
 
2013-01-10 02:26:40 PM
Give the guy some slack. He was in Ghost Busters for Repetes sake.
 
2013-01-10 02:26:44 PM
First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.
 
2013-01-10 02:26:44 PM
'The wind rustles through an open mind.'
 
2013-01-10 02:27:00 PM
TFA seems to leave out whether Prof. Tracy has visited Sandy Hook himself to conduct an investigation.
 
2013-01-10 02:27:51 PM

fireclown: Give the guy some slack. He was in Ghost Busters for Repetes sake.

 
2013-01-10 02:29:12 PM

computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.


Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from criticism.
 
2013-01-10 02:29:36 PM
He sounds knowledgeable. I can't wait to see when his two volume set on the Holocaust hoax comes out.
 
2013-01-10 02:29:54 PM
His blog, with 222 followers

Yup. It sucks.
 
2013-01-10 02:30:53 PM

computerguyUT: If you don't like it. Don't read it.


Number one, that's not what the First Amendment says. The First Amendment says "You are free to read anything and respond with mockery." Number two, and more importantly, the First Amendment applies only to the government and to certain government-funded or -controlled organizations. Florida Atlantic University may well be such an institution if it is a state institution or accepts government money, but Fark, Inc. certainly is not such an institution.
 
2013-01-10 02:31:10 PM
Seconding mental illness. We really need to get some sort of early detection system in place so we can catch and treat these people before they become right-wing radio personalities and speakers of the house.
 
2013-01-10 02:32:26 PM

Diogenes: When questioned about his theories by a local CBS12 news reporter, Tracy responded, "The whole country mourned about Sandy Hook, but yet again the investigation that journalistic institutions should have carried out never took place, in my opinion."

He sounds very much like the journalistic version of a few of my fellow Philosophy students in college, who thought all you needed to be a philosopher was to just ask "why" about everything.

But worse and inhuman.


I'm glad I did my under-graduate degree somewhere where the professors were pretty dead set against the notion of needlessly asking "Why?" and holding students to a degree of rigour. On the other hand, I've spent the last ten years or so learning that quite a few of them could have used remedial education in the courses they taught... Goddamnit, why aren't professors all-knowing, transcendent gods rather than mere human meat?
 
2013-01-10 02:32:40 PM

Arkanaut: TFA seems to leave out whether Prof. Tracy has visited Sandy Hook himself to conduct an investigation.


I think he's probably the Bill Frist of journalism.
 
2013-01-10 02:32:51 PM
The school is changing it's motto to "Study it out at Florida Atlantic University

Magorn: So all those grieving parents were...what? paid actors?  and all the Funerals just elaborate shams where people who pretended to be the devastated friends and relatives where just putting on a show?


starvebitchitshollywood.files.wordpress.com

th03.deviantart.net
 
2013-01-10 02:32:52 PM
I initially read the headline as "Sandy denier", thinking the guy was denying Hurricane Sandy ever occurred.

I was very much "dafuq?"
 
2013-01-10 02:33:21 PM

Superjew: Seconding mental illness. We really need to get some sort of early detection system in place so we can catch and treat these people before they become right-wing radio personalities and speakers of the house.


Are you kidding? Detection of this order should be sufficient reason to put these people on the air for our amusement!
 
2013-01-10 02:33:31 PM
The news school motto is "Study it Out at Florida Atlantic University"
 
2013-01-10 02:33:32 PM
He must be tenured. Either that, or he is working for the board of regents who want students with, shall we say, unique perceptions of current events.

If he's not tenured, he will probably be fired.
 
2013-01-10 02:33:50 PM

fruitloop: His blog, with 222 followers

Yup. It sucks.


222 followers.
Hmm. Three twos.

There's may be some significance to this number. I'm not accusing him of anything, I'm just asking questions.
 
2013-01-10 02:34:22 PM

computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.


So you obviously don't like the first amendment, since you clearly haven't read it.
 
2013-01-10 02:34:52 PM
Wanted for questioning...


24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-10 02:34:53 PM
Isn't that guy's title "professor of lunatic fringe media studies"? He probably got his PhD from the same institution as the "I'm not saying it's aliens" guy.
 
2013-01-10 02:34:57 PM
Another one?
 
2013-01-10 02:35:00 PM

Nurglitch: I'm glad I did my under-graduate degree somewhere where the professors were pretty dead set against the notion of needlessly asking "Why?" and holding students to a degree of rigour


It wasn't tolerated.  They washed out of the discipline or did extremely poorly.  The toughest prof we had loved to torture one of them in class.  How that kid didn't kill himself is beyond me.  Probably the fact that he had so much money he didn't care if he passed or not.
 
2013-01-10 02:35:50 PM

Magorn: It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day  and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/



Don't laugh -- that actually happened to me! (except they were clones, not androids)
 
2013-01-10 02:37:47 PM

Superjew: Seconding mental illness. We really need to get some sort of early detection system in place so we can catch and treat these people before they become right-wing radio personalities and speakers of the house.


Maybe a waiting period and background check before being allowed to have an AM radio show and a ban on "High-capacity" Twitter accounts?  I'm just thinking out loud here..
 
2013-01-10 02:37:47 PM
Why would you have to fake a mass shooting? Just wait a few days.
 
2013-01-10 02:38:40 PM
The 47-year-old, who holds a Ph.D. from the University of Iowa in mass communication phony major...According to his faculty profile, the "professor" teaches courses examining the relationship between commercial and alternative news media and socio-political issues and events for the football players to pretend to take so they can meet the academic requirements to throw a ball around.
FTFTFA
 
2013-01-10 02:40:07 PM

computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.


You're completely right.

Now that we've cleared that up, let's all get back to criticizing how dumb this guy's theory is.

// marketplace of ideas
/// doesn't mean we have to be quiet about shoddy merchandise
 
2013-01-10 02:42:27 PM
I'll admit I haven't been keeping up on the issue. Still waiting for a satisfactory acknowledgement of "mental illness". It seems like it was mentioned and the media took it and ran, mostly because it makes people feel better. "Oh my god, that tragedy...what if that happened here? .... Oh, he was "mentally ill", so it won't happen again...whew!"
 
2013-01-10 02:43:02 PM

MagicBus: Magorn: It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day  and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/


Don't laugh -- that actually happened to me! (except they were clones, not androids)


Did you get better, or am I still a clone?
 
2013-01-10 02:43:29 PM
This guy is not just a truther, he is aligned with the No Planer truthers like Uncle Fetzer that the other truthers look down upon with contempt.

That is bottom of the barrel stuff right there.
 
2013-01-10 02:44:25 PM
There are just too many coincidences. Gun? Woman with son? School? Put together all the bits and pieces and the trail all leads back to Solyndra. Follow the money.
 
2013-01-10 02:44:56 PM
I'd like to see Homeland Security and the National Guard to show up on his doorstep with guns drawn.

You know, to prevent another school shooting.
 
2013-01-10 02:47:16 PM

computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.


I don't see anyone here calling for his arrest, maybe you should learn the point of "Freedom of Speech". It means that he can say whatever he wants, but can't be arrested or prosecuted for it. It also means that we can all come together and call him an utter moron.
 
2013-01-10 02:50:59 PM
you are a puppet
There are just too many coincidences. Gun? Woman with son? School? Put together all the bits and pieces and the trail all leads back to Solyndra. Follow the money.


Genius! All the 'deceased' children are currently working in Solyndra underground facility. Their little, ten year old hands are the perfect size to assemble modern solar collectors. Expect more "killings" as this evil company needs more tiny hands for its evil, green business.
 
2013-01-10 02:52:13 PM
I really, really want to know how no-talent crazypants guys like this can get a tenure-track teaching position while top-of-the-class students I knew at places like Oxford and Princeton are stuck in university administration or part-time positions. How the hell did FAU pick this guy, out of presumably hundreds of applicants (and even community college positions get hundreds of applications) to be their next great professor?
 
2013-01-10 02:52:49 PM

you are a puppet: There are just too many coincidences. Gun? Woman with son? School? Put together all the bits and pieces and the trail all leads back to Solyndra BENGHAZI. Follow the money.


Fixed for accuracy. Nutty, nutty accuracy.
 
2013-01-10 02:56:27 PM

BSABSVR: The school is changing it's motto to "Study it out at Florida Atlantic UniversityMagorn: So all those grieving parents were...what? paid actors?  and all the Funerals just elaborate shams where people who pretended to be the devastated friends and relatives where just putting on a show?

[starvebiatchitshollywood.files.wordpress.com image 640x682]

[th03.deviantart.net image 299x109]


A little googling uncovers that some people think that actress named in that pic, Jennifer Greenberg Sexton, is actually the same person as Tina Fey and Sarah Palin AND Joe Biden's mom.

I shiat you not.
 
2013-01-10 02:56:35 PM

computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.


First off, that's idiotic. How can you know you don't like what someone has to say if you don't hear/read it first?

And his right to say what he wants is identical to my right to say he's a farking terrible human being.

I can also tell you to go fark yourself for wanting to interfere with my right to call him that.

So, go fark yourself.
 
2013-01-10 02:57:14 PM

The Third Man: I really, really want to know how no-talent crazypants guys like this can get a tenure-track teaching position while top-of-the-class students I knew at places like Oxford and Princeton are stuck in university administration or part-time positions. How the hell did FAU pick this guy, out of presumably hundreds of applicants (and even community college positions get hundreds of applications) to be their next great professor?


Because the top-of-the-class students didn't major in Mass Communications.
 
2013-01-10 02:58:31 PM

MagicBus: Magorn: It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day  and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/


Don't laugh -- that actually happened to me! (except they were clones, not androids)


www.waynesbooks.com
 
2013-01-10 02:58:33 PM

Diogenes: He sounds very much like the journalistic version of a few of my fellow Philosophy students in college, who thought all you needed to be a philosopher was to just ask "why" about everything.

But worse and inhuman.


I really enjoyed my philosophy classes. Well, the one after the first, which was designed to "Teach you about critical thinking" and how to "question your own beliefs". Which was kinda boring to me, because Pratchett books had already caused me to start doing that years prior... plus, it was in a class that was too large for a group discussion and a teacher that didn't like it if you felt one of the philosophers was using fallacious arguments (and could explain why).

The other two classes I got to take were awesome. It may be because I enjoyed debating (and if the rest of the class started agreeing with me, was able to start picking apart my own arguments) and just liked to try to get to the truth or heart of the matter. And the teacher was fine with you disagreeing with him (we had a fun argument about the Ship of Theseus).

/Physics major/now grad student.
//Didn't understand some of my classmates disdain for philosophy. Looking at why you think what you think is IMPORTANT. Even if it's uncomfortable sometimes....
 
2013-01-10 02:59:12 PM
I can't believe any thinking human being would really say that. "Crisis actors"??? What the F*CK?!??!?

If this guy really thinks that Sandy Hook didn't happen, that those parents didn't really lose their children and this was just some kind of emergency-response drill--he's more heartless and psychotic than the shooter ever dreamed of being.
 
2013-01-10 02:59:35 PM

Mikey1969: computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.

I don't see anyone here calling for his arrest, maybe you should learn the point of "Freedom of Speech". It means that he can say whatever he wants, but can't be arrested or prosecuted for it. It also means that we can all come together and call him an utter moron.


Don't refrain from using that right to call computerguyUT a few choice names as well. Maybe we could make the thread about that rather than giving the scumbag in TFA more attention.
 
2013-01-10 03:01:25 PM
His point about journalists simply accepting without investigation, stands.
 
2013-01-10 03:01:30 PM

Magorn: It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/


I remember hearing about that-the thought of one's brain getting farked in such a way is, I admit, something that terrifies the CRAP out of me.

/And may be why stuff like Alzheimer's scares me more than the thought of dying...
 
2013-01-10 03:02:36 PM
No.

I refuse to accept that "Sandy Hook Conspiracy" is a thing.

Let's all come together and prevent this from being a thing.

It's bad enough the 9/11 assholes got their own special on Science channel, or History.. let's nip this in the bud. No polite conversation, no factual or rational discussions trying to prove them wrong.. Just cockpunches.

immediate cockpunches for anyone who spouts this.
 
2013-01-10 03:04:57 PM
I heard that there were people pretending that their houses were destroyed in Hurricane Sandy so that they could get free stuff and attention. This obviously proves that there's a massive government conspiracy and there was no hurricane, and it's all a ruse for the liberal socialists in New York and New Jersey to pick the pockets of taxpayers. Bravo to the brave GOP for seeing through their scheme and voting to deny them aid.
 
2013-01-10 03:06:09 PM
Oh and Al Gore is actually Bruce Willis.

You're welcome.
 
2013-01-10 03:06:43 PM
Every friend and family member of anyone killed or wounded in the Sandy Hook shooting should be allowed to kick this guy square in the nuts.
 
2013-01-10 03:07:21 PM

fruitloop: His blog, with 222 followers

Yup. It sucks.


but now he is on the interwebs and eveyone knows about his crazy views
 
2013-01-10 03:07:21 PM
"Mr Patooey, can you tell me why you're dropping Dr Tracy's media class?"

"Yea, he's a farking looney."
 
2013-01-10 03:08:25 PM
I think he should visit Newtown on a lecture tour.
 
2013-01-10 03:09:06 PM

Felgraf: Magorn: It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/

I remember hearing about that-the thought of one's brain getting farked in such a way is, I admit, something that terrifies the CRAP out of me.

/And may be why stuff like Alzheimer's scares me more than the thought of dying...


My only marketable skill involves sitting down and using my brain (and sometimes walking around and talking about brainy stuff). If that goes, I'm pretty much unemployable.

Grandad had dementia. From what I heard, it wasn't pretty. Chances are I'll have my dad deal with it.. There's no way in hell I'm going through it myself. When my marbles start to go, I'm checking out.
 
2013-01-10 03:09:46 PM

rufus-t-firefly: Don't refrain from using that right to call computerguyUT a few choice names as well. Maybe we could make the thread about that rather than giving the scumbag in TFA more attention.


Well, I DO find these confused "First Amendment First!!" people to be rather annoying... On the other hand, there is nothing wrong with informing us that there aere wackos like this out there. I'd rather 'give the scumbag more attention' by laughing at him than ignore him, and not know that there were people like this out there...
 
2013-01-10 03:10:05 PM

Bondith: The Third Man: I really, really want to know how no-talent crazypants guys like this can get a tenure-track teaching position while top-of-the-class students I knew at places like Oxford and Princeton are stuck in university administration or part-time positions. How the hell did FAU pick this guy, out of presumably hundreds of applicants (and even community college positions get hundreds of applications) to be their next great professor?

Because the top-of-the-class students didn't major in Mass Communications.


Point taken, sir/madam.
 
2013-01-10 03:11:49 PM
upload.wikimedia.org

Only 2 things, Smitty?
 
2013-01-10 03:12:44 PM
my son is getting a kick about all these replies...see, he is a current 8th grader in palm beach county and was just accepted to at fau with early admission (FAU High actually). Ninth grade is college prep and 10-12 will be as a full time college student.

he scored a 1500 (new scale) on the SAT as a 7th grader...early in his 7th grade year and we didn't let him study for it. Just registered for it thru Duke TIP and then dropped him off and had him take it. Smart kid...works hard, no idea where he got it from.

He hopes to complete his associates and then some before transferring after '12th' grade to work on an engineering degree.

that said...this guy is nuts.
 
2013-01-10 03:18:38 PM

Bondith: Felgraf: Magorn: It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/

I remember hearing about that-the thought of one's brain getting farked in such a way is, I admit, something that terrifies the CRAP out of me.

/And may be why stuff like Alzheimer's scares me more than the thought of dying...

My only marketable skill involves sitting down and using my brain (and sometimes walking around and talking about brainy stuff). If that goes, I'm pretty much unemployable.

Grandad had dementia. From what I heard, it wasn't pretty. Chances are I'll have my dad deal with it.. There's no way in hell I'm going through it myself. When my marbles start to go, I'm checking out.


Before settling your final bill, always get your calcium and potassium levels checked.  Mom's been a nurse for 50 years and she has a hundred stories of elderly patients dismissed as having "Senile dementia"  who were actually suffering from a well-known mental confusion syndrome that low calcium and potassium levels can cause.  Now that said, actual Alzheimer's terrifies me (I'm a lawyer so my entire marketable skill is being able to look stuff up well and remember oscure stuff on the fly)  and I too might start thinking about using the Self-service lane if I knew that was coming on.
 
2013-01-10 03:20:15 PM
If he's so wrong then why isn't Newtown, CT on Google Maps or Bing?
 
2013-01-10 03:24:09 PM

Magorn: This goes beyond nutty conspiracy theorist into serious mental illness territory.


Most conspiracy theorists are mentally ill. You see Alex Jones on cnn the other day?
 
2013-01-10 03:25:58 PM

Dr.Zom: BSABSVR: The school is changing it's motto to "Study it out at Florida Atlantic UniversityMagorn: So all those grieving parents were...what? paid actors?  and all the Funerals just elaborate shams where people who pretended to be the devastated friends and relatives where just putting on a show?

[starvebiatchitshollywood.files.wordpress.com image 640x682]

[th03.deviantart.net image 299x109]

A little googling uncovers that some people think that actress named in that pic, Jennifer Greenberg Sexton, is actually the same person as Tina Fey and Sarah Palin AND Joe Biden's mom.

I shiat you not.


W...T.....F.....????

Even the comments in that link were frighteningly...vacant. Their terms of reference were so foreign to me that I'm not even sure they're speaking English.
 
2013-01-10 03:26:34 PM
"media" professor.

Yep, sounds like an appropriate amount of crazy.
 
2013-01-10 03:28:03 PM
This infuriates me. This infuriates me in ways I can't articulate.

You really can't fake being a medical examiner describing reaction to autopsies on children. You can't scam a whole community, where it seemed the random person you met had some sort of connection. You can't call BS on the people in the community who were affected, who had a dazed, "there are no words" look.

For him, it was an event to watch on TV, and that's fine. For others, it happened in their community.

Come to think of it, that's probably his issue. He has trained himself to deal with everything presented as a media fabrication. He views life through that lens, so nothing to him is real, there's always a master plan like in a TV show. He's living in an echo chamber, a fantasy world flipped upside down, and can't differentiate reality from fantasy anymore. Time for him to step away from his career for a bit.
 
2013-01-10 03:29:04 PM

StoPPeRmobile: His point about journalists simply accepting without investigation, stands.


In this particular case, what would you propose they do?

What is there for a journalist to investigate here that isn't being investigated?

Would you have them go into the school and document the bodies? I'm pretty sure that'd land them in jail with a trespassing charge, and lead to some of the most vile anti-media screams you've ever heard, not entirely unjustified.
 
2013-01-10 03:38:05 PM
FTA

The 47-year-old, who holds a Ph.D. from the University of Iowa in mass communication, wrote on his blog,

Aw that makes me sad
 
2013-01-10 03:38:42 PM

LordJiro: computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.

Freedom of speech does not mean freedom from criticism.


Also "Ignore it and it goes away" doesn't work. In fact, most times it makes it worse.
 
2013-01-10 03:42:54 PM

computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.


media.comicvine.com
 
2013-01-10 03:47:28 PM
Isn't he suggesting that the killing was perpetrated in a planned manner? It didn't seem he was suggesting the kids didn't die.

I'm not sure which I'm less inclined to believe: that someone would go crazy enough to think killing as many small children as possible was a good idea AND was able to actually do it, or that some government administration would think that kind of killing was worth it to control people's opinions of the 2nd amendment.

They're both pretty ludicrous, really, but I think the latter is a bit more so.
 
2013-01-10 03:49:37 PM
I deny that this guy really exists...
 
2013-01-10 03:50:20 PM
No shiat, James Tracy?
 
2013-01-10 03:51:44 PM

KidneyStone: If he's so wrong then why isn't Newtown, CT on Google Maps or Bing?


Are you... serious? Really?
 
2013-01-10 03:53:17 PM

The Face Of Oblivion: computerguyUT: If you don't like it. Don't read it.

Number one, that's not what the First Amendment says. The First Amendment says "You are free to read anything and respond with mockery." Number two, and more importantly, the First Amendment applies only to the government and to certain government-funded or -controlled organizations. Florida Atlantic University may well be such an institution if it is a state institution or accepts government money, but Fark, Inc. certainly is not such an institution.


Yes, we are still free to mock him, and I'm sure his employment contracts will make short work of his job.

But, we're still free to say pretty much anything we want....

Free to make choices
Bound to the consequences.
 
2013-01-10 03:58:55 PM

Lev_Astov: Isn't he suggesting that the killing was perpetrated in a planned manner? It didn't seem he was suggesting the kids didn't die.

I'm not sure which I'm less inclined to believe: that someone would go crazy enough to think killing as many small children as possible was a good idea AND was able to actually do it, or that some government administration would think that kind of killing was worth it to control people's opinions of the 2nd amendment.

They're both pretty ludicrous, really, but I think the latter is a bit more so.


A 'bit'?

The latter just doesn't hold up. At all. The risk/reward ratio is way too skewed; if even a single damning document was leaked, or a single conspirator developed a conscience, whoever was at the top of the 'Orchestrate school shooting -> ???? -> Ban guns' ladder would be facing not just impeachment, but execution.

Saying the government orchestrated an atrocity like the 9/11 attacks or the Sandy Hook shooting for political points doesn't make sense. Period.
 
2013-01-10 04:14:56 PM
It's entirely possible to study conspiracy theories without believing conspiracy theories. This guy is a nut who just happens to have a PhD.

For contrast, a friend of mine who has a PhD in philosophy who also studies conspiracy theories:

all-embracing.episto.org
 
2013-01-10 04:17:21 PM

special20: KidneyStone: If he's so wrong then why isn't Newtown, CT on Google Maps or Bing?

Are you... serious? Really?


Oh, sure...NOW there is.  You really think the reptilians are so stupid that they wouldn't retroactively "create" a Newtown?  You really are gullible.  I bet you don't even know that the Rothchild Zionist Illuminati Pod Pickle People are behind it all, either.  Wake UP, sheeple.
 
2013-01-10 04:21:24 PM
He added, "As a society we need to look at things more carefully. Perhaps we as a society have been conditioned to be duped."

On that one point, he is not wrong.
 
2013-01-10 04:23:03 PM
Could be worse, Obama could hire 9/11 Truthers for Czar positions... oh wait, he did.
 
2013-01-10 04:31:01 PM

mytdawg: I'd like to see Homeland Security and the National Guard to show up on his doorstep with guns drawn.

You know, to prevent another school shooting.


We should use violent force as much as possible.
 
2013-01-10 04:45:35 PM
Is this Ward Churchill's twin brother?
 
2013-01-10 04:50:12 PM

LordJiro: Saying the government orchestrated an atrocity like the 9/11 attacks or the Sandy Hook shooting for political points doesn't make sense. Period.


Christ, our government can't even get their own paperwork right half the time. I'm not sure I'd trust them to orchestrate cleaning out my cat's litterbox.
 
2013-01-10 04:54:18 PM

Duck_of_Doom: This infuriates me. This infuriates me in ways I can't articulate.

You really can't fake being a medical examiner describing reaction to autopsies on children. You can't scam a whole community, where it seemed the random person you met had some sort of connection. You can't call BS on the people in the community who were affected, who had a dazed, "there are no words" look.

For him, it was an event to watch on TV, and that's fine. For others, it happened in their community.

Come to think of it, that's probably his issue. He has trained himself to deal with everything presented as a media fabrication. He views life through that lens, so nothing to him is real, there's always a master plan like in a TV show. He's living in an echo chamber, a fantasy world flipped upside down, and can't differentiate reality from fantasy anymore. Time for him to step away from his career for a bit.


His disconnect from reality kind of reminds me of academic Marxists I used to know who were so enthralled by the text of the Communist Manifesto that they somehow never acknowledged anything that's happened after 1848.
 
2013-01-10 04:57:30 PM
It sounds as though this douchebag is trying to create a "new field of study" in mass communications. What an asshole.
 
2013-01-10 05:08:03 PM
"If reality contradicts me pre-conceived beliefs, then it must be a government conspiracy" - What to many people who study things out actually believe.
 
2013-01-10 05:18:25 PM

The Third Man: I really, really want to know how no-talent crazypants guys like this can get a tenure-track teaching position while top-of-the-class students I knew at places like Oxford and Princeton are stuck in university administration or part-time positions. How the hell did FAU pick this guy, out of presumably hundreds of applicants (and even community college positions get hundreds of applications) to be their next great professor?


Because people who went to Oxford & Princeton would rather work a shiatty admin position than live in Florida...
 
2013-01-10 05:22:59 PM

cwheelie: The Third Man: I really, really want to know how no-talent crazypants guys like this can get a tenure-track teaching position while top-of-the-class students I knew at places like Oxford and Princeton are stuck in university administration or part-time positions. How the hell did FAU pick this guy, out of presumably hundreds of applicants (and even community college positions get hundreds of applications) to be their next great professor?

Because people who went to Oxford & Princeton would rather work a shiatty admin position than live in Florida...


Hey now!  I got transferred here by work.
 
2013-01-10 05:55:29 PM
This man is clearly the hipster of Holocaust deniers.
 
2013-01-10 05:58:32 PM

CaffietineFiend: It sounds as though this douchebag is trying to create a "new field of study" in mass communications.


That wouldn't be a bad idea, to be honest. And some of what he said isn't off-base. Things like immediately publishing information with scant validation, the insatiability of audiences during a crisis, and how people twist the events to fit their purposes/catapult propaganda are all valid areas to investigate. That's sort of what mass communications degrees are meant for.

Saying that a shooting did not take place, it's a government-produced meme, as from TFA "His blog, with 222 followers, lays out his theory in detail, suggesting that it was a training exercise in which actually nobody was killed" is disgusting, reprehensible, and earns him a lifetime of hourly cockpunches.
 
2013-01-10 06:12:56 PM
There are people who say that the Port Arthur Massacre, the spree killing that caused Australia to ban most guns, was actually perpetrated by the government. I'm not shocked that conspiracy theorist gun nuts are saying this shiat...
 
2013-01-10 07:29:04 PM
....why do I go to this school again? Srsly, fark this economy and having to move back home. Go owls!
 
Ral
2013-01-10 07:54:59 PM

Magorn: So all those grieving parents were...what? paid actors?  and all the Funerals just elaborate shams where people who pretended to be the devastated friends an d relatives where just putting on a show?

This goes beyond nutty conspiracy theorist into serious mental illness territory.  It reminds me of the psychological condition where people wake up one day  and sincerely believe that everyone they know and love have been replaced by exact android duplicates or something/


Capgras Delusion, which is a really interesting condition. Sometimes it's associated with schizophrenia, but there are cases where it occurs as a result of brain injury in a mentally healthy person. In the latter case, the victim knows rationally that his dad is his dad, but he doesn't feel the gut-level, reptile-brain recognition that humans normally have for people they know well. Humans are hardwired to recognize faces, and when that mechanism breaks at the most basic level, it's pretty creepy.
 
2013-01-10 08:30:01 PM

Duck_of_Doom: CaffietineFiend: It sounds as though this douchebag is trying to create a "new field of study" in mass communications.

That wouldn't be a bad idea, to be honest. And some of what he said isn't off-base. Things like immediately publishing information with scant validation, the insatiability of audiences during a crisis, and how people twist the events to fit their purposes/catapult propaganda are all valid areas to investigate. That's sort of what mass communications degrees are meant for.

Saying that a shooting did not take place, it's a government-produced meme, as from TFA "His blog, with 222 followers, lays out his theory in detail, suggesting that it was a training exercise in which actually nobody was killed" is disgusting, reprehensible, and earns him a lifetime of hourly cockpunches.



Stop being a farking TARD!

Don't go by the stupid article. READ HIS BLOG FOR YOURSELF.

Read what he ACTUALLY said instead of what some sensationalist writer WANTS YOU TO THINK that he said.

You're just proving his point about how stupid American tards will believe whatever some idiot "journalist" tells them.
 
2013-01-10 08:42:30 PM

Tanukis_Parachute: my son is getting a kick about all these replies...see, he is a current 8th grader in palm beach county and was just accepted to at fau with early admission (FAU High actually). Ninth grade is college prep and 10-12 will be as a full time college student.

he scored a 1500 (new scale) on the SAT as a 7th grader...early in his 7th grade year and we didn't let him study for it. Just registered for it thru Duke TIP and then dropped him off and had him take it. Smart kid...works hard, no idea where he got it from.

He hopes to complete his associates and then some before transferring after '12th' grade to work on an engineering degree.

that said...this guy is nuts.


This was a critically informative and insightful post that truly makes this thread worth saving forever.
 
2013-01-10 10:35:32 PM
I saw some video on YouTube where someone was claiming a hoax and accused the grieving parents of being actors. I've never wanted to punch someone through a computer screen so much in my life. The worst part was, it had mostly positive votes and the comments were filled with people who agreed.
 
2013-01-10 10:49:34 PM
Graduated from FAU.

/not proud of it
 
2013-01-10 11:17:52 PM

TOSViolation: Duck_of_Doom: CaffietineFiend: It sounds as though this douchebag is trying to create a "new field of study" in mass communications.

That wouldn't be a bad idea, to be honest. And some of what he said isn't off-base. Things like immediately publishing information with scant validation, the insatiability of audiences during a crisis, and how people twist the events to fit their purposes/catapult propaganda are all valid areas to investigate. That's sort of what mass communications degrees are meant for.

Saying that a shooting did not take place, it's a government-produced meme, as from TFA "His blog, with 222 followers, lays out his theory in detail, suggesting that it was a training exercise in which actually nobody was killed" is disgusting, reprehensible, and earns him a lifetime of hourly cockpunches.


Stop being a farking TARD!

Don't go by the stupid article. READ HIS BLOG FOR YOURSELF.

Read what he ACTUALLY said instead of what some sensationalist writer WANTS YOU TO THINK that he said.

You're just proving his point about how stupid American tards will believe whatever some idiot "journalist" tells them.


No thanks, I just ate. Why don't you tell me what it really says, since you read it.
 
2013-01-11 12:43:48 AM
This guy's almost insane enough to be a Fox News host.

Almost.
 
2013-01-11 01:30:36 AM

TOSViolation: Stop being a farking TARD!

Don't go by the stupid article. READ HIS BLOG FOR YOURSELF.

Read what he ACTUALLY said instead of what some sensationalist writer WANTS YOU TO THINK that he said.

You're just proving his point about how stupid American tards will believe whatever some idiot "journalist" tells them.


You know, I had this reaalllly long post ready to go, but fark it. I read the blog, and he and his commentors are utterly farked in the head. As are you, because what the guy said is UTTER FARKIN' BULLSHIAT and DOES NOT deserve the attention. There probably are conspiracies out there, there probably are nefarious deeds done by governments everywhere and complicit media to deflect attention. But you know what, this isn't one. Jesu farkin' Christ, this sort of crap makes real people with real concerns harder to get heard - because it's crying wolf due to these crackheads.

But here is a piece from my long post, just because:

Because details were added and timelines were changed as more information emerged - go farkin' figure! The first I heard, from local people, was that it was a janitor that had been fired that morning who came back to shoot the office up. Then I heard from Fark that it was a guy named Ryan. Then I heard from someone local, much later that afternoon, that Adam was insistent on joining the military, that he hated his mother, and was set to enlist at 17.

Because, according to this wackjob, While the incident is ostensibly being handled by Connecticut law enforcement, early reports indicate how federal authorities were on the scene as the 911 call was received. - I followed the news that day: on Fark, local radio stations, WTNH, Cable News 12 (Cablevision's Connecticut news channel) and from people coming into my place of business. A week after the event I talked to a guy who works at the community paper, for quite a while about this. This is the first I have ever heard about feds being at the gotdamned scene as 911 was called.

The comments are even more gold, when they talk about unemotional, stoic parents. What do you think, people are going to cry on camera? That they won't put their best face forward and mourn in private? This isn't Jerry Springer, where some skank just found out her babby daddy's cheating on her and goes into hysterical screaming and garment-rending. Everyone - ever farkin' person I spoke to or saw from that day till at least that Tuesday - were incredulous and dazed. People who had no connection to anyone who died, were like that. Just because someone sticks a mic in your face doesn't give you the right to bask in their grief, to demand their suffering.
 
2013-01-11 08:46:34 AM

Duck_of_Doom: TOSViolation: Stop being a farking TARD!

Don't go by the stupid article. READ HIS BLOG FOR YOURSELF.

Read what he ACTUALLY said instead of what some sensationalist writer WANTS YOU TO THINK that he said.

You're just proving his point about how stupid American tards will believe whatever some idiot "journalist" tells them.

You know, I had this reaalllly long post ready to go, but fark it. I read the blog, and he and his commentors are utterly farked in the head. As are you, because what the guy said is UTTER FARKIN' BULLSHIAT and DOES NOT deserve the attention. There probably are conspiracies out there, there probably are nefarious deeds done by governments everywhere and complicit media to deflect attention. But you know what, this isn't one. Jesu farkin' Christ, this sort of crap makes real people with real concerns harder to get heard - because it's crying wolf due to these crackheads.
...



People who deny reality usually aren't living in it.

Conspiracy theorists live in Hollywood-land where " the government " is a malevolent entity capable of amazing superpowers, including perfect coordination, execution and secrecy. With that much power there must be nothing "the government" can't do.
 
2013-01-11 08:34:58 PM

computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.


What sage advice. If someone is in front of you with an obscene shirt, don't look at it. If someone yells a racial slur, don't listen. Please explain to us how we know ahead of time not to read, not to look or not to listen. And on another note, if it is his free speech why don't I have a right to reply or even question it? Does the first amendment not let me voice my opposition? Just learned of the first amendment from your HS teacher?
 
2013-01-11 09:11:19 PM

CallMeGomer: computerguyUT: First amendment.

He can say anything he wants. If you don't like it. Don't read it.

What sage advice. If someone is in front of you with an obscene shirt, don't look at it. If someone yells a racial slur, don't listen. Please explain to us how we know ahead of time not to read, not to look or not to listen. And on another note, if it is his free speech why don't I have a right to reply or even question it? Does the first amendment not let me voice my opposition? Just learned of the first amendment from your HS teacher?


Worst comment ever.
 
2013-01-11 10:36:08 PM

Gyrfalcon: TOSViolation: Duck_of_Doom: CaffietineFiend: It sounds as though this douchebag is trying to create a "new field of study" in mass communications.

That wouldn't be a bad idea, to be honest. And some of what he said isn't off-base. Things like immediately publishing information with scant validation, the insatiability of audiences during a crisis, and how people twist the events to fit their purposes/catapult propaganda are all valid areas to investigate. That's sort of what mass communications degrees are meant for.

Saying that a shooting did not take place, it's a government-produced meme, as from TFA "His blog, with 222 followers, lays out his theory in detail, suggesting that it was a training exercise in which actually nobody was killed" is disgusting, reprehensible, and earns him a lifetime of hourly cockpunches.


Stop being a farking TARD!

Don't go by the stupid article. READ HIS BLOG FOR YOURSELF.

Read what he ACTUALLY said instead of what some sensationalist writer WANTS YOU TO THINK that he said.

You're just proving his point about how stupid American tards will believe whatever some idiot "journalist" tells them.

No thanks, I just ate. Why don't you tell me what it really says, since you read it.



I never said I read it, dumbass! Stop being a stupid tard, making assumptions and believing what other people tell you to believe.

TRY to think for YOURSELF for once in your pathetic life.
 
2013-01-11 10:37:48 PM

Duck_of_Doom: TOSViolation: Stop being a farking TARD!

Don't go by the stupid article. READ HIS BLOG FOR YOURSELF.

Read what he ACTUALLY said instead of what some sensationalist writer WANTS YOU TO THINK that he said.

You're just proving his point about how stupid American tards will believe whatever some idiot "journalist" tells them.

You know, I had this reaalllly long post ready to go, but fark it. I read the blog, and he and his commentors are utterly farked in the head. As are you, because what the guy said is UTTER FARKIN' BULLSHIAT and DOES NOT deserve the attention. There probably are conspiracies out there, there probably are nefarious deeds done by governments everywhere and complicit media to deflect attention. But you know what, this isn't one. Jesu farkin' Christ, this sort of crap makes real people with real concerns harder to get heard - because it's crying wolf due to these crackheads.

But here is a piece from my long post, just because:

Because details were added and timelines were changed as more information emerged - go farkin' figure! The first I heard, from local people, was that it was a janitor that had been fired that morning who came back to shoot the office up. Then I heard from Fark that it was a guy named Ryan. Then I heard from someone local, much later that afternoon, that Adam was insistent on joining the military, that he hated his mother, and was set to enlist at 17.

Because, according to this wackjob, While the incident is ostensibly being handled by Connecticut law enforcement, early reports indicate how federal authorities were on the scene as the 911 call was received. - I followed the news that day: on Fark, local radio stations, WTNH, Cable News 12 (Cablevision's Connecticut news channel) and from people coming into my place of business. A week after the event I talked to a guy who works at the community paper, for quite a while about this. This is the first I have ever heard about feds being at the gotdamned scene as 911 w ...



I want my two seconds back from not reading that crap.
 
2013-01-12 01:24:28 AM

TOSViolation: Gyrfalcon: TOSViolation: Duck_of_Doom: CaffietineFiend: It sounds as though this douchebag is trying to create a "new field of study" in mass communications.

That wouldn't be a bad idea, to be honest. And some of what he said isn't off-base. Things like immediately publishing information with scant validation, the insatiability of audiences during a crisis, and how people twist the events to fit their purposes/catapult propaganda are all valid areas to investigate. That's sort of what mass communications degrees are meant for.

Saying that a shooting did not take place, it's a government-produced meme, as from TFA "His blog, with 222 followers, lays out his theory in detail, suggesting that it was a training exercise in which actually nobody was killed" is disgusting, reprehensible, and earns him a lifetime of hourly cockpunches.


Stop being a farking TARD!

Don't go by the stupid article. READ HIS BLOG FOR YOURSELF.

Read what he ACTUALLY said instead of what some sensationalist writer WANTS YOU TO THINK that he said.

You're just proving his point about how stupid American tards will believe whatever some idiot "journalist" tells them.

No thanks, I just ate. Why don't you tell me what it really says, since you read it.


I never said I read it, dumbass! Stop being a stupid tard, making assumptions and believing what other people tell you to believe.

TRY to think for YOURSELF for once in your pathetic life.


I'm so happy now.
 
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