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(The New York Times)   A movie starring Lindsay Lohan, featuring a budget of $250,000 and a contractually obligated 4-way sex scene? It may not be the secret lesbian director's cut of Mean Girls that you've dreamed about, but you know you'll still watch it   (nytimes.com) divider line 17
    More: Unlikely, Lindsay Lohan, George C. Scott, Bret Easton Ellis, VHS tape, Richard Gere, sex scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kirsten Dunst  
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2013-01-10 10:06:16 PM  
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lucasorvis: I would do things to her only legal in VERMONT


You're going to tap the strategic maple syrup reserve?

/would pour
//Grade A
2013-01-10 04:08:51 PM  
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: I want to see Lohan and Octomom in a lesbian fisting film.


Insert "How About No" bear here.
2013-01-10 03:43:20 PM  
1 votes:
Gavin explained that Lohan was uneasy working with porn stars and actually, truth be told, was uneasy working with Deen.

Schrader lost it.

"The thing that's going to explode from this film is James Deen!"

Lohan screamed from the back of the closet.

"That's what I'm afraid of!"


OK that's kinda funny
2013-01-10 03:22:25 PM  
1 votes:
I want to see Lohan and Octomom in a lesbian fisting film.
2013-01-10 01:03:48 PM  
1 votes:

gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.


Lance Armstrong is a time traveller?
2013-01-10 12:53:50 PM  
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jchic: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.

What about a 40 year old former child/adult star having sex and crying the whole time?


cdn.sheknows.com

mmmm... maybe
2013-01-10 12:30:12 PM  
1 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: You have to believe that James Deen plowed the crap out of her.


The man does good work.
2013-01-10 12:27:39 PM  
1 votes:

IntertubeUser: Who cares if Lindsay can act? I just wanna see those bewbs.

And I ain't ashamed to say I'd hit that.


You know she was in Playboy, right?  And it's not all that great.
2013-01-10 12:07:21 PM  
1 votes:

NuttierThanEver: Lacey Chabert was indeed the hottest woman in that movie. Also I don't need her in a foursome from that movie, a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Love Hewitt and the girl that played her sister on Party of Five would be acceptable as well


Intentional?
2013-01-10 12:00:58 PM  
1 votes:
2013-01-10 11:57:25 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, Lindsay Lohan AND Bret Easton Ellis. What a clusterfark of dreck. .
2013-01-10 11:55:34 AM  
1 votes:

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.


What about a 40 year old former child/adult star having sex and crying the whole time?
2013-01-10 11:51:58 AM  
1 votes:
If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.
2013-01-10 11:47:47 AM  
1 votes:
It's an unfair world where Lindsay Lohan's gaunt, busted grill is in the news every day and Lacey Chabert just lingers in obscurity. She really needs to land herself a gritty "adult" role.

/ By "gritty adult role" I mean something involving Darren Aronofsky with tons of topless action (see The Wrestler) and either an "ass to ass" scene (a la Requiem for a Dream) or box-chow (a la Black Swan). Ladies choice.
2013-01-10 11:42:55 AM  
1 votes:
She's just that much closer to doing a snuff film
2013-01-10 11:42:25 AM  
1 votes:
$250k won't cover her cocaine budget.
2013-01-10 11:33:32 AM  
1 votes:
A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.
 
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