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(The New York Times)   A movie starring Lindsay Lohan, featuring a budget of $250,000 and a contractually obligated 4-way sex scene? It may not be the secret lesbian director's cut of Mean Girls that you've dreamed about, but you know you'll still watch it   (nytimes.com) divider line 21
    More: Unlikely, Lindsay Lohan, George C. Scott, Bret Easton Ellis, VHS tape, Richard Gere, sex scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kirsten Dunst  
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2013-01-10 11:38:10 AM  
4 votes:
that was a fascinating article.
2013-01-10 11:45:56 AM  
3 votes:
But Schrader was running out of chances. His last major opportunity was about a decade ago, when he was picked to direct a reboot of "The Exorcist."

A few months later, he was replaced by the blockbuster director Renny Harlin, who reshot the film.


Jesus, get your farking facts straight. There was never a "reboot" of The Exorcist. There was a prequel, which Renny Harlin DID direct, but not a farking reboot. The closest thing to a reboot was the re-release in the theaters that was just a cleaned up version of the original movie with one added scene. Get your facts straight and come back to us. Learn what a farking "reboot" is before throwing the term around like this.
2013-01-11 07:54:01 AM  
2 votes:
Not interested in Lohan whatsoever..but that article was one of the most well-written things I've read on the interweb in a good bit.
2013-01-10 12:57:52 PM  
2 votes:
The shame of it is that the article really gives you the sense that she's got some real talent. She's just so broken that it can't manifest.
2013-01-10 11:47:47 AM  
2 votes:
It's an unfair world where Lindsay Lohan's gaunt, busted grill is in the news every day and Lacey Chabert just lingers in obscurity. She really needs to land herself a gritty "adult" role.

/ By "gritty adult role" I mean something involving Darren Aronofsky with tons of topless action (see The Wrestler) and either an "ass to ass" scene (a la Requiem for a Dream) or box-chow (a la Black Swan). Ladies choice.
2013-01-10 11:39:04 AM  
2 votes:

gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.


So much this. I don't care for blondes but McAdams in that movie was ... stunning.

And IMO Chabert has one of the best bodies in Hollywood.

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2013-01-10 11:33:32 AM  
2 votes:
A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.
2013-01-11 12:36:54 AM  
1 votes:
This is a movie that I will absolutely pay cash money to see. farking excited for it. Hate all you want, I'd still let Lindsay Lohan wreck me.
2013-01-10 01:47:24 PM  
1 votes:

gilgigamesh: FlashHarry: that was a fascinating article.

I couldn't stop reading it.  It could be a movie in itself.


Likely a better movie than the one they made. (It was a fascinating article.)
2013-01-10 12:37:26 PM  
1 votes:

LeroyBourne: IntertubeUser: Who cares if Lindsay can act? I just wanna see those bewbs.

And I ain't ashamed to say I'd hit that.

You know she was in Playboy, right?  And it's not all that great.


I thought they were pretty damned good.
2013-01-10 12:30:12 PM  
1 votes:

hulk hogan meat shoes: You have to believe that James Deen plowed the crap out of her.


The man does good work.
2013-01-10 12:28:12 PM  
1 votes:
You have to believe that James Deen plowed the crap out of her.
2013-01-10 12:22:26 PM  
1 votes:

Linday Lohan is the self-loathing man's Emma Stone.

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2013-01-10 12:14:38 PM  
1 votes:
Who cares if Lindsay can act? I just wanna see those bewbs.

And I ain't ashamed to say I'd hit that.
2013-01-10 11:57:25 AM  
1 votes:
Wow, Lindsay Lohan AND Bret Easton Ellis. What a clusterfark of dreck. .
2013-01-10 11:47:42 AM  
1 votes:

Mikey1969: here was a prequel, which Renny Harlin DID direct


he did replace schrader though and reshot a lot of it.
2013-01-10 11:46:41 AM  
1 votes:

FlashHarry: that was a fascinating article.


I couldn't stop reading it.  It could be a movie in itself.
2013-01-10 11:44:23 AM  
1 votes:

slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...


It may be her last recourse for big time cash. I'm sure there are folk in the porn industry that would pay over a million to cast her in porn. I get the sense in ten years Lindsay will either be dead or living in some sort of trailer trash obscurity like Erin Moran. Whatever the case peak Lohan has likely already occurred and what is left is rapid decline.
2013-01-10 11:39:49 AM  
1 votes:
How the hell does a hotel let you rack up a $46,000 tab? I'm surprised she wasn't frog marched out of there and thrown into a dumpster.
2013-01-10 11:17:45 AM  
1 votes:

slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...


THAT I would watch.
2013-01-10 10:12:48 AM  
1 votes:
She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...
 
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