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(The New York Times)   A movie starring Lindsay Lohan, featuring a budget of $250,000 and a contractually obligated 4-way sex scene? It may not be the secret lesbian director's cut of Mean Girls that you've dreamed about, but you know you'll still watch it   (nytimes.com) divider line 84
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2013-01-10 01:12:48 PM

gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.


That film would win every Oscar.
 
2013-01-10 01:13:35 PM

sedric:
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Me... I... Ii.... *pass out*
 
2013-01-10 01:34:31 PM

gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.


If we're dreaming, can I request that the Lacey Chabert be more of the "Lost in Space" vintage?

Yes, I will have a seat over there.
 
2013-01-10 01:45:59 PM
The good 'ol days

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2013-01-10 01:47:24 PM

gilgigamesh: FlashHarry: that was a fascinating article.

I couldn't stop reading it.  It could be a movie in itself.


Likely a better movie than the one they made. (It was a fascinating article.)
 
2013-01-10 02:25:11 PM

gilgigamesh: FlashHarry: that was a fascinating article.

I couldn't stop reading it.  It could be a movie in itself.


My very thought.
 
2013-01-10 02:50:19 PM

MagSeven: How the hell does a hotel let you rack up a $46,000 tab? I'm surprised she wasn't frog marched out of there and thrown into a dumpster.


The CM's management had let her and her entourage run up huge tabs in the past, and she always paid up later.
The last time, not so much.
/sorry I know this
 
2013-01-10 02:59:00 PM

zarberg: gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.

So much this. I don't care for blondes but McAdams in that movie was ... stunning.

And IMO Chabert has one of the best bodies in Hollywood.


You are correct sir. She is my dream girl.
 
2013-01-10 03:22:25 PM
I want to see Lohan and Octomom in a lesbian fisting film.
 
2013-01-10 03:33:11 PM
The next morning they filmed the scene for real. Deen came to life; throwing the negligée-wearing Lohan hard to the ground and pounding his fist into a wall with such fury I wondered if he had broken his hand. Lohan lay slumped on the floor, her hands guarding her face, shoulders shaking, tears pouring down her cheeks. Between takes, she listened to Ryan Adams's cover of "Wonderwall." After three shots, Schrader said he was satisfied, and Lohan fumbled for a cigarette. She headed downstairs, and someone complimented her work.

"Well, I've got a lot of experience with that from my dad."

She didn't elaborate, and no one asked.


ok, i know we all love to rag on Lindsay, but that's just depressing.
 
2013-01-10 03:36:54 PM
The part in the article where she almost has a breakdown over the idea of filming a sex scene with 3 porn stars makes it pretty clear she knows what the next stop for her career is.

I can never decide whether to think of her as a tragedy or a punchline.
 
2013-01-10 03:38:19 PM
What an article. I feel bad for her but clearly she is not doing herself any favors. It is comical that all her "notes" on the production were way off base and her idea for Jared Leto was hilarious. It's like she's stuck in a time warp of when she should have been a popular high school girl, added to that a clear and sad addiction, a true talent, and true split from reality.

The making of this film could have been B.E.E. best B.E.E. work. It's also funny that he thought the director ruined his vision, certainly these guys see how much more entertaining the making was than the movie.

The porn guy sneaking off to do porn, great stuff.
 
2013-01-10 03:43:20 PM
Gavin explained that Lohan was uneasy working with porn stars and actually, truth be told, was uneasy working with Deen.

Schrader lost it.

"The thing that's going to explode from this film is James Deen!"

Lohan screamed from the back of the closet.

"That's what I'm afraid of!"


OK that's kinda funny
 
2013-01-10 04:08:51 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I want to see Lohan and Octomom in a lesbian fisting film.


Insert "How About No" bear here.
 
2013-01-10 04:48:47 PM

BarkingUnicorn: I want to see Lohan and Octomom in a lesbian fisting film.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-10 08:57:39 PM

FlashHarry: that was a fascinating article.


...longer than the movie is going to be.
 
2013-01-10 09:20:33 PM
I'm sorry, I don't care which Lohan, AFTER age 18, I would wreck it. The first time I saw Mean Girls my jaw like...dropped. I would even take on Messed Up TrainWreck Lindsay. I would do things to her only legal in VERMONT. I would do things with her that would have gotten me kicked out of a Roman orgy. I would commit acts of sexual depravity with Lindsay Lohan that looked like Sexual Versions of the Hostel series. That is all. Oh and her Playboy was AWESOME. Only Playboy I ever purchased or cared about.
 
2013-01-10 09:21:38 PM

tricycleracer: hulk hogan meat shoes: You have to believe that James Deen plowed the crap out of her.

The man does good work.


That man...is awesome.
 
2013-01-10 09:37:23 PM

lucasorvis: I'm sorry, I don't care which Lohan, AFTER age 18, I would wreck it. The first time I saw Mean Girls my jaw like...dropped. I would even take on Messed Up TrainWreck Lindsay. I would do things to her only legal in VERMONT. I would do things with her that would have gotten me kicked out of a Roman orgy. I would commit acts of sexual depravity with Lindsay Lohan that looked like Sexual Versions of the Hostel series. That is all. Oh and her Playboy was AWESOME. Only Playboy I ever purchased or cared about.


How did Andrew Dice Clay so eloquently put it? Oh yeah.

I would do sh*t to her,that I wouldn't do to a farm animal.

// I don't even know what that means..It sounds passionate.
 
2013-01-10 10:06:16 PM

lucasorvis: I would do things to her only legal in VERMONT


You're going to tap the strategic maple syrup reserve?

/would pour
//Grade A
 
2013-01-10 10:07:03 PM
When people ask, I say my favorite actor is James Deen, I just fail to mention the 2 e's. Give the man an oscar.
People keep hiring Lindsay bc they're hoping/guessing she'll kick the bucket so their crappy movie gets more publicity. The only problem is she keeps trucking along, she knows it'll give her more press if she waits til she's 27. I'd watch her in a free snuff film, that's about it.
Watch what happens live had a picture of her w/o a bra on and they were hanging looow.
 
2013-01-10 11:59:29 PM
I read this article earlier today and was amazed that anybody hired Lohan for anything.

I suppose she does have some talent? Though she was roundly mocked for her performance in the Taylor biopic.

But she's obviously an addict, of some-sort. The inability to keep to a schedule, the lack of work ethic, the need to just bug-out at random moments - all remind me of my crack-head brother.

But her freakshow parents never did her any favours. I know its possible to kick a habit, but can one ever overcome a personality disorder?
 
2013-01-11 12:36:54 AM
This is a movie that I will absolutely pay cash money to see. farking excited for it. Hate all you want, I'd still let Lindsay Lohan wreck me.
 
2013-01-11 04:26:52 AM

keepitcherry: I can't help but laugh my ass off at all these directors and producers who continue to cast her in their movies and think shiat is gonna go smoothly lol. That was entertaining as hell.


They managed to talk her into signing a contract for $100 a day plus some completely worthless net points. That is impressive manipulation right there. Either that or she truly is that desperate.


MagSeven: How the hell does a hotel let you rack up a $46,000 tab? I'm surprised she wasn't frog marched out of there and thrown into a dumpster.


IIRC from the last time that story ran it is a very expensive, full-service hotel that caters to celebrities and the wealthy. The sort of place that will be very discreet and will allow their clients to rack up enormous debts with the expectation that they will either have the money already or be in a good position to earn it easily. Perfect for a high-price trainwreck.
 
2013-01-11 04:46:51 AM

slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...


Ya know, this is a tired old fantasy. Other than the chick from Different Strokes doing softcore because she couldn't find legit work have any mainstream (Does Lindsey even count as that) ended up in porn?
 
2013-01-11 06:50:58 AM
There was a bit in the article that reminded me of someone I know.

Lohan apparently begged Schrader to let her back onto the production after being fired for not making one of her appointments, she pounded on his office door and spent an hour and a half sobbing in the lobby. (You have to admit, getting fired from a bottom-barrel straight-to-video production after being America's Little Disney Princess is probably not where you want your career to be before you're thirty.)

Later, once she's on the production, and her behavior starts to ramp up again, she turns to Schrader and says, "Well, I guess you'll just have to fire me."

We all know that person. There's someone in our lives whose ordinary behavior provokes our rejection, and when we take pity and hope they change, they go right back to that ordinary behavior. My sister was HUGE on this sort of thing in her 20s; she had a large circle of friends in college and was forever recycling their good intentions until she used up the last one just before she hit thirty. What followed was a meltdown.

Lohan is just the right age to be on the border between insight into what her behavior has done to her and arrogance at the fact that she's a movie star. That's why you get these crying jags interspersed with acts of extraordinary unprofessionalism. I have to admit to being a bit surprised the poor woman is still alive.
 
2013-01-11 07:54:01 AM
Not interested in Lohan whatsoever..but that article was one of the most well-written things I've read on the interweb in a good bit.
 
2013-01-11 07:56:36 AM
If Schrader wasn't worried about Lohan's reputation, it might be because he is familiar with dysfunction. As a boy, his mother showed him what hell felt like by shoving a needle into his thumb. His father lobbied to prevent "The Last Temptation of Christ," a film his son wrote, from playing in their hometown, Grand Rapids, Mich. After his father died, Schrader found that he owned VHS tapes of all of his films, but none of them had been opened. In his 20s, Schrader slept with a gun under his pillow because he could fall asleep only if he knew there was a way out. Now he never travels without thousands of dollars in the currency of half a dozen countries.

I do feel bad for any sane people who may have been involved in this movie.
 
2013-01-11 08:04:18 AM

jeffdo1: Ya know, this is a tired old fantasy. Other than the chick from Different Strokes doing softcore because she couldn't find legit work have any mainstream (Does Lindsey even count as that) ended up in porn?


I'm not tired of it yet.
 
2013-01-11 01:34:09 PM

jeffdo1: slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...

Ya know, this is a tired old fantasy. Other than the chick from Different Strokes doing softcore because she couldn't find legit work have any mainstream (Does Lindsey even count as that) ended up in porn?


I forget their names but there was a former Miss America runner up/actress who wound up doing some porn and Teri Weigel started out in Playboy and guest shots on TV (Married with Children etc) who wound doing hardcore
 
2013-01-11 07:31:10 PM

NuttierThanEver: jeffdo1: slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...

Ya know, this is a tired old fantasy. Other than the chick from Different Strokes doing softcore because she couldn't find legit work have any mainstream (Does Lindsey even count as that) ended up in porn?

I forget their names but there was a former Miss America runner up/actress who wound up doing some porn and Teri Weigel started out in Playboy and guest shots on TV (Married with Children etc) who wound doing hardcore


24.media.tumblr.com
Giggity?

/Know who you meant.
//Pron Stars/Nude Models on Married With Children was actually a trend. Traci Lords anyone?
 
2013-01-11 10:16:22 PM

keepitcherry: I can't help but laugh my ass off at all these directors and producers who continue to cast her in their movies and think shiat is gonna go smoothly lol. That was entertaining as hell.


Paul Schrader has been there and done that as far as dealing with addicts on the set. You have to remember, he handled Richard Pryor during his freebase addiction, George C. Scott during his alcoholism, was on standby during Raging Bull in case Scorsese relapsed, and did a movie with Nick Nolte and James Coburn, who were no strangers to the barstool.

I think he can keep a 25 year old kid in line for a couple of months.
 
2013-01-12 12:43:46 AM
Seemed like Married with Children really needed to bring on super hot women, so that Al wasn't lusting for someone less attractive than his TV daughter.
 
2013-01-12 03:57:31 PM

jeffdo1: slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...

Ya know, this is a tired old fantasy. Other than the chick from Different Strokes doing softcore because she couldn't find legit work have any mainstream (Does Lindsey even count as that) ended up in porn?


The daughter who went upstairs and never came back down on Family Matters ended up in Hardcore porn.
 
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