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(The New York Times)   A movie starring Lindsay Lohan, featuring a budget of $250,000 and a contractually obligated 4-way sex scene? It may not be the secret lesbian director's cut of Mean Girls that you've dreamed about, but you know you'll still watch it   (nytimes.com) divider line 84
    More: Unlikely, Lindsay Lohan, George C. Scott, Bret Easton Ellis, VHS tape, Richard Gere, sex scenes, Leonardo DiCaprio, Kirsten Dunst  
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2013-01-10 09:27:31 AM
Schrader is convinced he can manage Lohan. He thinks he has seen it all. Thirty years ago, he directed an alcoholic George C. Scott in "Hardcore." One day, Scott wouldn't come out of his trailer. He called Schrader into his booze-soaked sanctuary.

"You're a great screenwriter but the world's worst goddamned director," Scott said. "Promise me you'll never direct another movie, and I'll come out." Schrader dropped to his knees and promised. A few weeks later, Scott read in the trades that Schrader was going to direct "American Gigolo." Next time he saw Schrader, he bellowed, "You're a liar."

Lol.

If nothing else, that IS exactly the sort of mindset he will need to manage Lohan. Especially during a sex scene. I can't imagine that someone who is that self-centered can make one worth a damn.
 
2013-01-10 10:12:48 AM
She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...
 
2013-01-10 11:17:45 AM

slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...


THAT I would watch.
 
2013-01-10 11:33:32 AM
A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.
 
2013-01-10 11:36:24 AM

jchic: THAT I would watch.


I'm surprised we didn't see a sex tape "leaked" from the time she was chumming around with James Deen.  She'd probably make more in porn at this point since acting roles are few and far between for her.
 
2013-01-10 11:38:10 AM
that was a fascinating article.
 
2013-01-10 11:39:04 AM

gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.


So much this. I don't care for blondes but McAdams in that movie was ... stunning.

And IMO Chabert has one of the best bodies in Hollywood.

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2013-01-10 11:39:49 AM
How the hell does a hotel let you rack up a $46,000 tab? I'm surprised she wasn't frog marched out of there and thrown into a dumpster.
 
2013-01-10 11:42:25 AM
$250k won't cover her cocaine budget.
 
2013-01-10 11:42:55 AM
She's just that much closer to doing a snuff film
 
2013-01-10 11:44:23 AM

slayer199: She's edging closer to hardcore porn.  I give it another year...


It may be her last recourse for big time cash. I'm sure there are folk in the porn industry that would pay over a million to cast her in porn. I get the sense in ten years Lindsay will either be dead or living in some sort of trailer trash obscurity like Erin Moran. Whatever the case peak Lohan has likely already occurred and what is left is rapid decline.
 
2013-01-10 11:45:56 AM
But Schrader was running out of chances. His last major opportunity was about a decade ago, when he was picked to direct a reboot of "The Exorcist."

A few months later, he was replaced by the blockbuster director Renny Harlin, who reshot the film.


Jesus, get your farking facts straight. There was never a "reboot" of The Exorcist. There was a prequel, which Renny Harlin DID direct, but not a farking reboot. The closest thing to a reboot was the re-release in the theaters that was just a cleaned up version of the original movie with one added scene. Get your facts straight and come back to us. Learn what a farking "reboot" is before throwing the term around like this.
 
2013-01-10 11:46:41 AM

FlashHarry: that was a fascinating article.


I couldn't stop reading it.  It could be a movie in itself.
 
2013-01-10 11:47:42 AM

Mikey1969: here was a prequel, which Renny Harlin DID direct


he did replace schrader though and reshot a lot of it.
 
2013-01-10 11:47:47 AM
It's an unfair world where Lindsay Lohan's gaunt, busted grill is in the news every day and Lacey Chabert just lingers in obscurity. She really needs to land herself a gritty "adult" role.

/ By "gritty adult role" I mean something involving Darren Aronofsky with tons of topless action (see The Wrestler) and either an "ass to ass" scene (a la Requiem for a Dream) or box-chow (a la Black Swan). Ladies choice.
 
2013-01-10 11:48:36 AM

zarberg: gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.

So much this. I don't care for blondes but McAdams in that movie was ... stunning.

And IMO Chabert has one of the best bodies in Hollywood.


she is so "fetch"!

watched that movie with my kids about 50 times, 5 times was because they asked.

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2013-01-10 11:51:57 AM

Mikey1969: Jesus, get your farking facts straight. There was never a "reboot" of The Exorcist.


Yeah I thought that was wrong when I read it, but was too lazy to look it up.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:58 AM
If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.
 
2013-01-10 11:53:17 AM
Oh, another thing, Schrader adds: he will not try to sleep with her. This was probably a more relevant point in 1982, but no matter.

Seriously, who WRITES this farking garbage? Lohan wasn't alive in 1982. If you're trying to point that back in the early 80's the guy was a horn-dog, you need to try harder.

Pope, dressed in a checked shirt and skinny tie, looks like a producer. His fingers are constantly, frantically, scanning his iPhone.

More of the same crap. Or does he have the iBraille?
 
2013-01-10 11:54:23 AM

sedric:

she is so "fetch"!



It's a shame she can't act her way out of a paper bag.
 
2013-01-10 11:55:34 AM

TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.


What about a 40 year old former child/adult star having sex and crying the whole time?
 
2013-01-10 11:57:25 AM
Wow, Lindsay Lohan AND Bret Easton Ellis. What a clusterfark of dreck. .
 
2013-01-10 11:57:27 AM

jchic: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.

What about a 40 year old former child/adult star having sex and crying the whole time?


So they finally made that porn starring zombie Dana Plato?
 
2013-01-10 11:58:22 AM
Lacey Chabert was indeed the hottest woman in that movie. Also I don't need her in a foursome from that movie, a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Love Hewitt and the girl that played her sister on Party of Five would be acceptable as well
 
2013-01-10 12:00:58 PM
 
2013-01-10 12:05:06 PM
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/not even worth my time to hotlink the image
 
2013-01-10 12:07:21 PM

NuttierThanEver: Lacey Chabert was indeed the hottest woman in that movie. Also I don't need her in a foursome from that movie, a lesbian threesome with Jennifer Love Hewitt and the girl that played her sister on Party of Five would be acceptable as well


Intentional?
 
2013-01-10 12:08:34 PM

jchic: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.

What about a 40 year old former child/adult star having sex and crying the whole time?

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2013-01-10 12:10:40 PM
I would be more excited if it was Lohan 2003 version, when she was hot, had a great body beautiful face and redhair...

Current model... sorry, meth teeth don't turn me on that much...

/Probably still would wreck her... but with less enthusiasm...
 
2013-01-10 12:14:35 PM
Linsday Lohan will likely be going full Dana Plato any day now.
 
2013-01-10 12:14:38 PM
Who cares if Lindsay can act? I just wanna see those bewbs.

And I ain't ashamed to say I'd hit that.
 
2013-01-10 12:22:26 PM

Linday Lohan is the self-loathing man's Emma Stone.

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2013-01-10 12:27:39 PM

IntertubeUser: Who cares if Lindsay can act? I just wanna see those bewbs.

And I ain't ashamed to say I'd hit that.


You know she was in Playboy, right?  And it's not all that great.
 
2013-01-10 12:28:12 PM
You have to believe that James Deen plowed the crap out of her.
 
2013-01-10 12:30:12 PM

hulk hogan meat shoes: You have to believe that James Deen plowed the crap out of her.


The man does good work.
 
2013-01-10 12:33:13 PM

MayoSlather: It may be her last recourse for big time cash. I'm sure there are folk in the porn industry that would pay over a million to cast her in porn. I get the sense in ten years Lindsay will either be dead or living in some sort of trailer trash obscurity like Erin Moran. Whatever the case peak Lohan has likely already occurred and what is left is rapid decline.


You don't really understand the celebrity ecosystem. Clubs will actually pay Lohan tens of thousands of dollars to do nothing more than show up there and have a few drinks, in order to get their name out there when the tabloids report that "Lohan was seen partying at [club name] last night."

That's a pretty steady "gig," whether she's up or down in the acting game, as long as the tabloids are still writing about her. Indeed, "trainwreck Lohan" probably can command more dollars than "clean and sober Lohan" in this regard, since tabloids are much more interested in the former than the latter. As long as she keeps making an occasional mess of herself, she can probably generate $100K a month doing nothing more than going out and partying.
 
2013-01-10 12:37:26 PM

LeroyBourne: IntertubeUser: Who cares if Lindsay can act? I just wanna see those bewbs.

And I ain't ashamed to say I'd hit that.

You know she was in Playboy, right?  And it's not all that great.


I thought they were pretty damned good.
 
2013-01-10 12:44:15 PM

Uzzah: That's a pretty steady "gig," whether she's up or down in the acting game, as long as the tabloids are still writing about her. Indeed, "trainwreck Lohan" probably can command more dollars than "clean and sober Lohan" in this regard, since tabloids are much more interested in the former than the latter. As long as she keeps making an occasional mess of herself, she can probably generate $100K a month doing nothing more than going out and partying.


It would be great if that's her business plan. It's all an act. She's a genius who knows that as long as she plays the tabloid game she'll keep getting paid for things like this. Then she'll fake her death at 30, and disappear into obscurity to live a life of luxury on her millions, undisturbed by the general public.
 
2013-01-10 12:45:57 PM

Uzzah: MayoSlather: It may be her last recourse for big time cash. I'm sure there are folk in the porn industry that would pay over a million to cast her in porn. I get the sense in ten years Lindsay will either be dead or living in some sort of trailer trash obscurity like Erin Moran. Whatever the case peak Lohan has likely already occurred and what is left is rapid decline.

You don't really understand the celebrity ecosystem. Clubs will actually pay Lohan tens of thousands of dollars to do nothing more than show up there and have a few drinks, in order to get their name out there when the tabloids report that "Lohan was seen partying at [club name] last night."

That's a pretty steady "gig," whether she's up or down in the acting game, as long as the tabloids are still writing about her. Indeed, "trainwreck Lohan" probably can command more dollars than "clean and sober Lohan" in this regard, since tabloids are much more interested in the former than the latter. As long as she keeps making an occasional mess of herself, she can probably generate $100K a month doing nothing more than going out and partying.


Yeah, it's kinda like what she says in TFA:

Back at the Loews, Schrader and Pope were debating what to do next. Lohan suggested shooting the scene at the Grove, a tony West Hollywood shopping center.

"Look, we can shoot at the Grove, and we can get it for free."

Pope looked at her with confusion.

"We'll have 'Access Hollywood' pay for it. They'll film it, I'll answer three questions about the movie and then they'll pay for it. It's really easy."

Pope and Schrader were unconvinced. But Lohan was insistent as she left the room. "They'll do it. You just have to know how to work it."


She's such a trainwreck that they'll pay for the privilege of getting a few answers from her to appease their trainwreck-starved readers/viewers. She could make a living at it if the necessary headline-generating antics don't kill her first.

Occupation: trainwreck.
 
2013-01-10 12:50:01 PM
elvindeath:
It's an unfair world where Lindsay Lohan's gaunt, busted grill is in the news every day and Lacey Chabert just lingers in obscurity.

"News" = crime blotter, in this case.
"Obscurity" = still gets work and has lots of money.

Uzzah:
As long as she keeps making an occasional mess of herself, she can probably generate $100K a month doing nothing more than going out and partying.

God dammit, humans.
 
2013-01-10 12:50:36 PM
I can't help but laugh my ass off at all these directors and producers who continue to cast her in their movies and think shiat is gonna go smoothly lol. That was entertaining as hell.
 
2013-01-10 12:52:17 PM
That's when things started to get really weird. Lady Gaga was now staying at the Chateau, and that wasn't great news for "The Canyons." Lohan missed her morning call, and then she left the shoot for lunch with friends, running up a $600 tab on sushi, sake and vodka.

"I don't think she gets it," Pope said. "Six hundred dollars is huge on this movie. That's six guys' pay for the day."

The next morning, Lohan was scheduled to shoot at Café Med, a West Hollywood restaurant. But when I arrived, Pope was on the verge of panic.

"Lindsay was out with Lady Gaga till 5:30 a.m. Her call was 6 a.m."

...

The crew moved on to other scenes while Lohan recuperated from the Lady Gaga flu. The stress of the shoot was wearing on everyone; the crew hadn't been paid in a week. Pope, hoping to buck up morale, suggested raffling off two Samsung tablets used in the film. Schrader - whom the crew nicknamed the dyspeptic Lorax - wasn't onboard.

"I don't have a tablet. I'd like one of them."


So there's one obviously somewhat intelligent and aware guy working on this.  Man, I admire his patience.  I couldn't stand it.
 
2013-01-10 12:52:29 PM

Uzzah: MayoSlather: It may be her last recourse for big time cash. I'm sure there are folk in the porn industry that would pay over a million to cast her in porn. I get the sense in ten years Lindsay will either be dead or living in some sort of trailer trash obscurity like Erin Moran. Whatever the case peak Lohan has likely already occurred and what is left is rapid decline.

You don't really understand the celebrity ecosystem. Clubs will actually pay Lohan tens of thousands of dollars to do nothing more than show up there and have a few drinks, in order to get their name out there when the tabloids report that "Lohan was seen partying at [club name] last night."

That's a pretty steady "gig," whether she's up or down in the acting game, as long as the tabloids are still writing about her. Indeed, "trainwreck Lohan" probably can command more dollars than "clean and sober Lohan" in this regard, since tabloids are much more interested in the former than the latter. As long as she keeps making an occasional mess of herself, she can probably generate $100K a month doing nothing more than going out and partying.


Does she do endorsements on the things she wears in those tabloid pictures on a daily basis? She's probably the most visible actress (ever)? I mean, like a famous tennis player can wear a Nike headband and get millions because it's seen to a large TV audience.
 
2013-01-10 12:53:50 PM

jchic: TeddyRooseveltsMustache: If I wanna watch a 40 year old woman have sex I'll just download some 40+ porn.

What about a 40 year old former child/adult star having sex and crying the whole time?


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mmmm... maybe
 
2013-01-10 12:54:05 PM

keepitcherry: I can't help but laugh my ass off at all these directors and producers who continue to cast her in their movies and think shiat is gonna go smoothly lol. That was entertaining as hell.


It seems pretty damn clear that they *don't* expect it to go smoothly, and wouldn't, since she isn't insurable by large productions anymore (ouch).  They're just hoping to control the craziness enough to get a film out of it.
 
2013-01-10 12:57:04 PM

Uzzah: MayoSlather: It may be her last recourse for big time cash. I'm sure there are folk in the porn industry that would pay over a million to cast her in porn. I get the sense in ten years Lindsay will either be dead or living in some sort of trailer trash obscurity like Erin Moran. Whatever the case peak Lohan has likely already occurred and what is left is rapid decline.

You don't really understand the celebrity ecosystem. Clubs will actually pay Lohan tens of thousands of dollars to do nothing more than show up there and have a few drinks, in order to get their name out there when the tabloids report that "Lohan was seen partying at [club name] last night."

That's a pretty steady "gig," whether she's up or down in the acting game, as long as the tabloids are still writing about her. Indeed, "trainwreck Lohan" probably can command more dollars than "clean and sober Lohan" in this regard, since tabloids are much more interested in the former than the latter. As long as she keeps making an occasional mess of herself, she can probably generate $100K a month doing nothing more than going out and partying.


I doubt she has much time left in that arena. At some point very soon it's going to go from a train wreck fascination to a depressing pathetic display of human failure. Likely this will coincide with her looks going downhill, which seems to be well under way.
 
2013-01-10 12:57:52 PM
The shame of it is that the article really gives you the sense that she's got some real talent. She's just so broken that it can't manifest.
 
2013-01-10 01:03:48 PM

gunga galunga: A 4-way sex scene between Lindsay Lohan (2003 version), Lacey Chabert, Amanda Seyfried, and Rachel McAdams is something I would amputate and consume one of my testicles to be able to watch.


Lance Armstrong is a time traveller?
 
2013-01-10 01:03:56 PM
What do you call a four-way sex scene with Lindsay Lohan?

A pile-up?
Herbie Goes Bananas?
Freaky Friday?
Suzi Quatro?
Monchichi?
 
2013-01-10 01:04:11 PM
I think the article stopped a little short. Was the movie any good?
 
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