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(WTOP)   Congratulations, Washington DC, on being the number one most porn-watchingest city in the country. Now go put something on those callouses, you've got a busy day ahead of you   (wtop.com) divider line 46
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2013-01-10 12:18:03 PM
As someone who lives in the Washington DC area I give this article one thumb up.

/the other one is....ummmmm....occupied.
 
2013-01-10 12:26:49 PM
Congress members probably skew those numbers pretty heavily.
 
2013-01-10 12:46:07 PM
Legalize gambling. That way nobody complains about all the money and whores.

It worked for Vegas.
 
2013-01-10 01:02:01 PM
So, what they're saying is, there are a lot of jerk-offs in Washington, DC?

...

Makes sense to me!
 
2013-01-10 02:12:20 PM
something something f*cking the country anyway something something
 
2013-01-10 02:12:25 PM
We do what we can.
 
2013-01-10 02:13:24 PM
Hooray! I made a difference!

but I like Xanadian's take on it
 
2013-01-10 02:14:51 PM
Dear Salt Lake City,

You are slacking.

Sincerely

The_Sponge
 
2013-01-10 02:15:52 PM
As a representative of Detroit, I demand a recount!
 
2013-01-10 02:17:43 PM
D.C.  I fap in your general direction!
 
2013-01-10 02:17:53 PM
It's not like they're going to be busy watching playoff football.
 
2013-01-10 02:20:07 PM
And you can bet they are doing it on your tax dollar...with your tax dollars...there isn't a way to say it that doesn't sound dirty.
 
2013-01-10 02:22:56 PM
DC resident here. Who wrote this article of LIES?

BuzzFeeds Alanna Okun??
stat1.architizer.com

I'll be in the shower. (Storms off)

/ Not really
// Way to take those selfies DC.
 
2013-01-10 02:23:19 PM
ninjamonkey.us
 
2013-01-10 02:23:25 PM
In unrelated news, a record number of DC residents were rushed to emergency rooms last year with cuts and gashes caused by handling unwashed socks and hand towels. And now for business news...

Jergens is paying a dividend to all stockholders based on stronger than expected sales in the north east.
 
2013-01-10 02:25:03 PM
And now we know why nothing gets done in Congress.

/I kid, I kid.
 
2013-01-10 02:29:15 PM
I'm doing my part!

/being married also helps
 
2013-01-10 02:29:40 PM
My question is where is this concentrated?
The "political" portion of the city and the outlying "normal" Death capital of the world portions are night and day. (or...black and white if you will...)
I would wager that it's the more affluent portions, since the poor people are busy shooting each other with the guns that they're not allowed to have.
 
2013-01-10 02:31:45 PM
I'm slacking in my porn viewing :( Damn job and being tired from staying late.
 
2013-01-10 02:34:12 PM

computerguyUT: My question is where is this concentrated?
The "political" portion of the city and the outlying "normal" Death capital of the world portions are night and day. (or...black and white if you will...)
I would wager that it's the more affluent portions, since the poor people are busy shooting each other with the guns that they're not allowed to have.


Gun debate and fap threads don't mix. We already have a couple gun threads today, I think that's enough.
 
2013-01-10 02:34:43 PM
There's already a thread about Whacking Day in Florida and now this. Masturbation trifecta in play?
 
2013-01-10 02:39:32 PM
Remember: about 800 IP addresses assigned to the House of Representatives have used BitTorrent, and according to the records a decent chunk used it for porn. Nice, huh?
 
2013-01-10 02:40:03 PM
I don't know how they know it is DC residents watching the porn as opposed to suburban residents who watch at work in DC (govt. employees, lobbyists, etc.)

If it is really just residents then since over 50% of DC residents are poor and black, I doubt that they are the ones watching (unless someone has given them free high speed Internets). This would mean that the figures for the more affluent residents are at least twice as high as reported.
 
2013-01-10 02:46:04 PM

Carn:

Gun debate and fap threads don't mix.


you'll shoot your eye out, kid
 
2013-01-10 02:47:31 PM

Carn: computerguyUT: My question is where is this concentrated?
The "political" portion of the city and the outlying "normal" Death capital of the world portions are night and day. (or...black and white if you will...)
I would wager that it's the more affluent portions, since the poor people are busy shooting each other with the guns that they're not allowed to have.

Gun debate and fap threads don't mix. We already have a couple gun threads today, I think that's enough.


Maybe he was talking about the gun digging into his hip.
 
2013-01-10 02:55:04 PM

HairBolus: I don't know how they know it is DC residents watching the porn as opposed to suburban residents who watch at work in DC (govt. employees, lobbyists, etc.)

If it is really just residents then since over 50% of DC residents are poor and black, I doubt that they are the ones watching (unless someone has given them free high speed Internets). This would mean that the figures for the more affluent residents are at least twice as high as reported.


What the fark would them being BLACK have to do with their porn watching habits? Or do you mean that because they're BLACK they probably don't have internet access? Smh.
 
2013-01-10 03:00:27 PM

busy chillin': Carn:

Gun debate and fap threads don't mix.

you'll shoot your eye out, kid


And nobody wants that haha!
 
2013-01-10 03:01:43 PM
Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?
 
2013-01-10 03:02:21 PM

furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?


Well we do have their fancy temple.
 
2013-01-10 03:06:43 PM

Cythraul: Congress members probably skew those numbers pretty heavily.


activerain.com
 
2013-01-10 03:13:32 PM

Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.



ah yes, the good old 'Surrender Dorothy' Temple

i938.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 03:19:39 PM
I was watching old episodes of "Extreme Couponing" on YouTube last night- does that count?
 
2013-01-10 03:21:44 PM
Subby, it's me. I read the headline as "you've gut a busty day ahead..."

I don't know why, but I was disappointed with all those words, when I click on the article.
 
2013-01-10 03:21:45 PM
They don't call it the oval office for nothing.
 
2013-01-10 03:22:29 PM
If you'd used a quality lotion in the first place you probably wouldn't get callouses...

/just saying
// not that I'd know
 
2013-01-10 03:27:21 PM

Forbidden Doughnut: Cythraul: Congress members probably skew those numbers pretty heavily.

[activerain.com image 356x340]


Where is his other hand?
 
2013-01-10 03:30:14 PM

HairBolus: I don't know how they know it is DC residents watching the porn as opposed to suburban residents who watch at work in DC (govt. employees, lobbyists, etc.)

If it is really just residents then since over 50% of DC residents are poor and black, I doubt that they are the ones watching (unless someone has given them free high speed Internets). This would mean that the figures for the more affluent residents are at least twice as high as reported.


Over 99.5% of "poor" households have internet in their refrigerators
 
2013-01-10 03:34:07 PM

furterfan: Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.


ah yes, the good old 'Surrender Dorothy' Temple

[i938.photobucket.com image 410x289]


My aunt used to live in Gaithersburg, MD. Whenever we'd go to her house my little sister would see the church and holler, "DISNEY WORLD!".
 
2013-01-10 03:40:42 PM

DROxINxTHExWIND: furterfan: Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.


ah yes, the good old 'Surrender Dorothy' Temple

[i938.photobucket.com image 410x289]

My aunt used to live in Gaithersburg, MD. Whenever we'd go to her house my little sister would see the church and holler, "DISNEY WORLD!".


Now that's funny!
 
2013-01-10 03:53:39 PM
I live in the Metro DC and I can tell you that I am LOVE the porn. LOVES it real good. Yes, I enjoy the porn alone and with Mrs. JailhouseFistfark, where we touch each other in a sexually stimulating manner as we watch our porn.

Now, I understand from my doc that many orthopedic practices have specialties in treating, "Jerker's Elbow."
 
2013-01-10 04:12:46 PM

Carn: furterfan: Just how many mormons are there in DC anyway?

Well we do have their fancy temple.


No, you don't. The temple is in Maryland, outside the District line.

C'mon Maryland, only 6.67 Pornhub videos watched per person last year? I can't do it all myself! I'm already covering for about 700 people as it is. Let's pick up the pace folks! Baltimore, I'm looking at you.
 
2013-01-10 04:54:06 PM
This thread makes me feel sensitive, so time to Flash Henry:

www.nathanhartman.com

http://www.nathanhartman.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Henry-V-Pic-1 . jpeg
 
2013-01-10 05:52:23 PM
Have you seen the women of DC? there's a reason they turn to porn
 
2013-01-10 06:59:07 PM

StrandedInAZ: It's not like they're going to be busy watching playoff football.


Ouch. Too soon.
/Still bitter that Shanahan didn't pull him out sooner
//Heh, pull out
 
2013-01-10 07:40:31 PM
14 videos per YEAR gets first place?! Per YEAR?!
 
2013-01-10 08:03:03 PM
So, that's what congress has been up to.
 
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