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(The Raw Story)   God may not reveal himself in tragedy or disease, but long-lasting shoes and lots of spaghetti prove God is involved with enriching our daily lives   (rawstory.com) divider line 24
    More: Stupid, god, Dow Chemical, diseases, miracles  
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2013-01-10 11:47:33 AM  
7 votes:
www.eatliver.com
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2013-01-10 11:50:25 AM  
5 votes:
Spaghetti with meatballs.

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2013-01-10 01:43:48 PM  
2 votes:

AxL sANe: Praise be! I'm a believer now! Preach it!

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For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ the Lord
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2013-01-10 01:35:20 PM  
2 votes:
When did Eddie Izzard become a prophet?

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2013-01-10 01:24:23 PM  
2 votes:
www.thedistractionnetwork.com
2013-01-10 01:11:44 PM  
2 votes:
Take this, and eat it.

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With some nice jelly and maybe a little schmear of cream cheese.
2013-01-10 01:09:43 PM  
2 votes:
Where does she stand on magnets?
2013-01-10 01:07:06 PM  
2 votes:

Ed Grubermann: I'd try to say something scathing and witty, but I believe this thread was done in one.


The comments on TFA were done in one, that's for sure:

"Headline: Jesus Saves Soles!"
2013-01-10 01:03:23 PM  
2 votes:
So it's enriched spaghetti?

// that's the joke, orzo I'm told
2013-01-10 12:54:06 PM  
2 votes:
God or Charles Manson appeared on my iron
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God or the Zig Zag man lives in my ottoman
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2013-01-10 12:51:21 PM  
2 votes:
Trust Jesus with your everlasting sole.
2013-01-10 12:48:11 PM  
2 votes:
Wait until she feels my cock.
2013-01-10 02:17:03 PM  
1 votes:

joseelsegundo: When did Eddie Izzard become a prophet?

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Came for this . . . leaving miraculously satisfied.
2013-01-10 01:54:48 PM  
1 votes:
farm6.staticflickr.com

The Gift of Tongues?
2013-01-10 01:47:44 PM  
1 votes:

offmymeds: Valiente: Wait until she feels my cock.

Feeding the multitudes?

;)


More like my loaf, her fish. By the look on her face, we might need the miracle oil.
2013-01-10 01:35:37 PM  
1 votes:
Praise be! I'm a believer now! Preach it!

www.brinkleys.org
2013-01-10 01:32:49 PM  
1 votes:
Don't forget about St. Hubbins, who was the patron saint of quality footwear.
2013-01-10 01:23:07 PM  
1 votes:

rufus-t-firefly: "I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking... And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, I've seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. I've seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil. But the point is we were promised supernatural provisions."

So, basically, this pastor is saying that she has the same power as Jesus Christ.


Actually, the unending cookpot/cauldron is a celtic religious thing, it's one of the Four Holy Treasures of the Tuatha Dé Danann. biatch isn't a Christian, she's a sorceress.
2013-01-10 01:14:15 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

These shoes?
2013-01-10 01:10:41 PM  
1 votes:

T-Servo: Married with Children on God's shoes

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Didn't know I was coming for this, but left happy.
2013-01-10 01:10:01 PM  
1 votes:
That is one ugly transvestite.
2013-01-10 01:03:53 PM  
1 votes:

Onkel Buck: God or Charles Manson appeared on my iron


What makes you think they aren't the same person?
2013-01-10 01:02:33 PM  
1 votes:
"I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking... And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, I've seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. I've seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil.

I think this woman has a gas leak in her house... Either that, or she's storing the LSD on the shelf above the cereal again.
2013-01-10 12:52:48 PM  
1 votes:
Touched by His Noodly Appendages
 
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