AxL sANe: Praise be! I'm a believer now! Preach it![michelinman.jpg]
Ed Grubermann: I'd try to say something scathing and witty, but I believe this thread was done in one.
joseelsegundo: When did Eddie Izzard become a prophet?
offmymeds: Valiente: Wait until she feels my cock.Feeding the multitudes?;)
rufus-t-firefly: "I have seen God multiply food more than one time when I was cooking... And I remember spooning out spaghetti or whatever, just praying in the spirit over that, and God just made more and more and more. You know, I've seen oil multiply as I was praying for the sick. I've seen bottles of oil just fill up about a cup a time of oil. But the point is we were promised supernatural provisions."So, basically, this pastor is saying that she has the same power as Jesus Christ.
T-Servo: Married with Children on God's shoes[birthdayshoes.com image 655x254]
Onkel Buck: God or Charles Manson appeared on my iron
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