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(Bubblews)   As expected, the thorny backwoods of Cibolo, Texas is the latest hotspot for Grey Alien sightings   (bubblews.com) divider line 50
    More: Weird, Cibolo, Texas, UFO Grey, UFO, sightings, Look Like, Gary Richards  
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2013-01-10 12:19:40 PM
In order to verify his findings, Richards returned to the spot the next day, but was unable to see the same figure between the trees.

Does this mean Richards caught an alien on film? What happened to the strange figure the next day. If it was just a trick of light, wouldn't it have been seen on the following day?


www.oneupwebreviews.com
 
2013-01-10 02:43:26 PM
cdn01.cdnwp.thefrisky.com
 
2013-01-10 02:43:53 PM
Oh yeah, this seems legit.
 
2013-01-10 02:44:15 PM
They aren't Aliens. Those are just protomatter puppets controlled by the mi-go. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!
 
2013-01-10 02:47:05 PM
 
2013-01-10 02:47:53 PM
CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump
 
2013-01-10 02:49:01 PM
That's where my in-laws live, so I'm getting a hearty chuckle and gaffaws from this story.
 
2013-01-10 02:49:15 PM
Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...
 
2013-01-10 02:49:44 PM
Just one more reason not to vacation in Cibolo, Tx.
 
2013-01-10 02:49:51 PM
Oh lord, is that where I ended up?  Somebody please get me out of here.

i406.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 02:51:14 PM

abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...


Yep, read this as Gay too.
 
2013-01-10 02:54:55 PM
When you drink too much and marry all your cousins, this is the inevitable result.
 
2013-01-10 02:54:59 PM

Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...

Yep, read this as Gay too.


Although I'm pretty sure gays are considered mythical creatures in Texas.
 
2013-01-10 02:55:16 PM

Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...

Yep, read this as Gay too.



From the planet FABULOUS!
 
2013-01-10 02:55:42 PM
The only alien in that youtube video is the narrator, amirite??
 
2013-01-10 02:55:59 PM
www.queerty.com
 
2013-01-10 02:56:08 PM

natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump


You better believe that happy-crappy.
 
2013-01-10 02:59:19 PM

fireclown: They aren't Aliens. Those are just protomatter puppets controlled by the mi-go. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!


In cooperation with the Sacucer Pepole and Reverse Vampires obviously.
 
2013-01-10 03:00:09 PM

Mister Pleco: natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump

You better believe that happy-crappy.


Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?
 
2013-01-10 03:01:32 PM

natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump


[shakes tiny fist]
 
2013-01-10 03:03:58 PM
Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.
 
2013-01-10 03:05:57 PM
I'll believe almost anything alien-related but this is just stupid.
 
2013-01-10 03:06:44 PM

WalMartian: Surly U. Jest: abfalter: Oh, "grey"...

Read that wrong the first time...

Yep, read this as Gay too.


From the planet FABULOUS!


*Local yokel being interviewed, pushes up strawhat, looks uncertainly at the camera*

"Well, yessee... we wuz drahvin' down ol' #45 when the car just dun upped and quit on us. Thaaen wez saws a buncha lights in the sky, all sorta colors, ain we heaird a steady thumpin' noise, sort of a 'domph! domph! domph! domph!' that rattled our tooths. Azzit got closer, I kuda swaore we heaird words over da air, sounded like someone sayin' "I will survive!". But I cain't be sure..."
 
2013-01-10 03:07:35 PM
As much as I want to believe, never trust any photo or video.
 
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2013-01-10 03:09:26 PM

YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.


That it is.

The "gray alien" was probably the police officer and the "UFO" the Cibolo police cruiser who stopped the guy for doing 71 in a 70 MPH zone.

Other than that, Randolph AFB is pretty close.
 
2013-01-10 03:09:50 PM
At our state Basketball tourney, one of my coworkers in the arena asked me why Cibolo's teams (boys and girls) did so well in tourney.

"I'm not saying it was aliens...but it was aliens."
 
2013-01-10 03:10:14 PM

darth_badger: [www.queerty.com image 400x265]


That really sort of begs the question how did they know that the skeletal aliens were gay?
 
2013-01-10 03:18:13 PM
I would have thought a family of inbreed canibals
 
2013-01-10 03:21:23 PM
Sasha?
 
2013-01-10 03:23:05 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-01-10 03:28:16 PM
Looks more brown to me.
 
2013-01-10 03:31:16 PM
img405.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-10 03:41:02 PM

bpwoods: Mister Pleco: natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump

You better believe that happy-crappy.

Hey, Trash, what did old lady Semple say when you torched her pension check?


Hey Traschan, whydja want to burn up a church? Why dintcha burn up the SCHOOL?
 
2013-01-10 03:47:24 PM
Streetlight.
 
2013-01-10 03:49:23 PM

santadog: Fife Alabama
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1MuT_KSOo4


It's funnier if you watch it with the closed captioning on.
 
2013-01-10 03:50:23 PM

RepoManTSM: In cooperation with the Sacucer Pepole and Reverse Vampires obviously.


Did Alphonse put you up to this? I bet he didn't tell you why.
 
2013-01-10 03:56:12 PM
i1303.photobucket.com
That's not a Grey.
 
2013-01-10 04:01:27 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeQ_IVwQvdQ
 
2013-01-10 04:25:37 PM
So anal probing on the rise there?
 
2013-01-10 04:29:43 PM
Even though its on the outskirts of San Antonio some weird stuff happens around there. Saw a UFO one night driving with a buddy on some backroads- seen plenty of aircraft over the years since I lived near an airbase and this didn't look like anything I'd seen before. Even lost a few hours that we could never explain away.
later on that night I picked up some Canadian cowboys that had gotten stranded in front of a diner I frequented. Dropped them off near a little known helicopter base on the East side.

/pretty sure they flashy thinged me
 
2013-01-10 04:47:27 PM

YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.


All of Texas is "backwoods," you know.

I live in the backwoods of Austin myself.
 
2013-01-10 04:51:10 PM
Came here to make Trashcan Man reference...

natas6.0: CIBOLA!
bumpty-bumpty-bump



My life for you!
 
2013-01-10 06:15:37 PM
Apparently the footprints faded away
 
Rat
2013-01-10 07:04:26 PM
Its a gottdammed chupacabra ferchrissakes.

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2013-01-10 08:35:44 PM

YixilTesiphon: Cibolo looks more like outer-ring San Antonio than backwoods to me.


Still some backwoods just not as much . Lived on Short St. In Cibolo for a brief time in the mid 60s as a kid. Was great place to be a kid when they still played outside unsurpervised, just be home before dark. IIRC population was around 500 (Now about 15,000) and the business in town consisted of Fred's barbara shop, the Friendly Bar and a Feed store. We also had an Elementary School. The nearest "big" town was Schertz pop 2000 (now about 30,000) and it made Forbes best places to live list recently.

Of course back then the outer-ring fo San Antonio was Loop 410. Loop 1604 was a two lane farm road known as the death loop and was out n the country.

Oh and the nationally know speed trap of Selma is close by also.
 
2013-01-10 09:41:52 PM
I read it wrong too
Now, Stuart, if you look at the soil around any large US city,
there's a big undeground homosexual population. Des Moines, Iowa,
for an example. Look at the soil around Des Moines, Stuart.
You can't build on it; you can't grow anything in it. The government
says it's due to poor farming. But I know what's really going on,
Stuart. I know it's the queers. They're in it with the aliens.
They're building landing strips for gay Martians, I swear to
God.

You know what, Stuart, I like you. You're not like the other
people, here in this trailer park.
 
2013-01-10 10:45:21 PM
Pareidolia ... that is all. Not to be confused with paranoia. Then again, maybe both.
 
2013-01-10 11:07:08 PM
thegatewaypundit.com

Really?
 
2013-01-11 07:59:45 AM
Cibolo? Bumpty-bump?
 
2013-01-11 11:41:26 AM
imageshack.us

ID confirmed
 
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