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(Gawker)   America is still number one where it counts: obesity, STDs, and dying young. USA USA USA   ( ) divider line 8
    More: Sad, United States, lung disease, obesity, infant mortality, family practices, Virginia Commonwealth University, great spot  
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2013-01-10 08:26:29 AM  
3 votes:
I blame Ke$ha.
2013-01-10 11:15:50 AM  
2 votes:
It only sounds bad when you say we lead in STD's, obesity and dying young. I prefer to think of it as living like a rock star
2013-01-10 09:14:58 AM  
2 votes:
You'll get my STDs when you pry them from my cold, dead genitals.
2013-01-10 11:19:01 AM  
1 vote:

Gwendolyn: sigdiamond2000: Who's to blame? According to the study's authors, American culture in general is at fault.

"We have a culture in our country ... that cherishes personal autonomy and wants to limit intrusion of government and other entities upon our personal lives," Woolf said.

We do?

Only if you're not a homosexual, or transgendered, or a woman, or an immigrant, or have been convicted of something in the past, or poor, or someone of color.
2013-01-10 11:10:38 AM  
1 vote:
So we are fat, lazy and will bang anything....

/I blame college.
2013-01-10 10:52:02 AM  
1 vote:

Diogenes: Yes please: Now this is a game with potential--

Nowhere else on earth would being called an Einstein be an insult.
2013-01-10 10:25:15 AM  
1 vote:
And gold metals...
2013-01-10 09:32:49 AM  
1 vote:

Sybarite: I blame Ke$ha.

I was channel surfing and saw a clip of one her videos.  Now my television has crabs.
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