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(Metro)   Hollywood's most sought after surrogate mother gets another notch in her fallopian tube. In other news mazel to Elton John and David Furnish   (metro.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Spiffy, David Furnish, Elton John, Hollywood, surrogate mothers, Kelsey Grammer  
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2013-01-10 08:25:38 AM  
The couple, who wed in a civil-partnership in 2005, are said to feel indebted to the woman, who also gave birth to US actor Kelsey Grammer's kids.

So if Wikipedia is to be believed, she had Grammer's kids in 2001 and 2004 then Elton's in 2010 and 2013. It kind of makes me wonder how many kids she's had in total, and if there are any other famous half-siblings running around out there.
 
2013-01-10 08:55:36 AM  
I think you're missing a tov there Subby.
 
2013-01-10 09:22:29 AM  

Barfmaker: I think you're missing a tov there Subby.



That would be true only if there was an obvious Jewish reference connected to Elton or Finch.  The lone mazel is obviously a nod to their orientation via an Andy Cohen reference.
 
2013-01-10 10:06:05 AM  
I think that is pretty obviously Elton's kid not David's.
 
2013-01-10 10:23:22 AM  
What do you suppose that kid's thinking?
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2013-01-10 10:46:57 AM  

ITGreen: What do you suppose that kid's thinking?
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'I'm gonna have to cut the farker that sewed "Cella pro pensio" on my family crest patch.  I'm not a complete idiot, I know that means "Womb To Let"
 
2013-01-10 11:27:06 AM  
Is she the surrogate mother or the mother? That is - where did the egg come from?
 
2013-01-10 11:28:20 AM  
What responsible person has a child at 65 years old?

/Yes, I know the kid will always be rich, but Daddy will be dead when he is 6.
 
2013-01-10 11:33:49 AM  
Elton waited until he was past menopause so he has to adopt.
 
2013-01-10 11:43:50 AM  

stuhayes2010: What responsible person has a child at 65 years old?

/Yes, I know the kid will always be rich, but Daddy will be dead when he is 6.


There's a good chance they'll live into their 80s or 90s. On average, longevity correlates with wealth due to higher quality of medical care.

/I said "on average" so don't bother bringing up Steve Jobs or some other dead rich guy
 
2013-01-10 12:01:59 PM  

ITGreen: What do you suppose that kid's thinking?
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I'm so rich I poop gold nuggets.
 
2013-01-10 12:04:15 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-10 12:05:51 PM  
Wait. Elton is gay?
 
2013-01-10 12:21:53 PM  

DandamanFL: Barfmaker: I think you're missing a tov there Subby.


That would be true only if there was an obvious Jewish reference connected to Elton or Finch.  The lone mazel is obviously a nod to their orientation via an Andy Cohen reference.


Huh...thanks.
 
2013-01-10 12:22:08 PM  

Theaetetus: stuhayes2010: What responsible person has a child at 65 years old?

/Yes, I know the kid will always be rich, but Daddy will be dead when he is 6.

There's a good chance they'll live into their 80s or 90s. On average, longevity correlates with wealth due to higher quality of medical care.

/I said "on average" so don't bother bringing up Steve Jobs or some other dead rich guy


Still, I am 35 and my 3 year old wears me out. Couldn't fathom it at 80.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:34 PM  

stuhayes2010: What responsible person has a child at 65 years old?

www.mediabistro.com

Lookin' to spawn.
 
2013-01-10 01:08:45 PM  
Who provided the turkey baster full of  "tiny dancers?"
 
2013-01-10 01:30:18 PM  

ingineervt: Wait. Elton is gay?


no, but his Husband is.
 
2013-01-10 01:52:30 PM  

vudukungfu: ingineervt: Wait. Elton is gay?

no, but his Husband is.


Oh, thank gawd. I wonder if Elton knows?
 
2013-01-10 02:13:59 PM  

Barfmaker: I think you're missing a tov there Subby.


"Mazel" (or "mazal", for the more Israeli among us) is a word with no good definition in English - somewhere between "fate" and "luck" ("ka-path" might actually be pretty spot-on). "Mazel tov" is therefore a wish that that person's life path (marriage, adulthood, the birth of a child) is full of good things. "Mazal" also colloquially means specifically "good" luck (I have heard people say "You should have mazel", essentially "mazal tov" in other words) - I think this is the more Yiddish definition.

TMYK
 
2013-01-10 02:56:02 PM  
Elton and the kid have the same haircut.
 
2013-01-10 03:36:05 PM  

ingineervt: vudukungfu: ingineervt: Wait. Elton is gay?

no, but his Husband is.

Oh, thank gawd. I wonder if Elton knows?


he knows. He found out when he thought his husbands pecker tasted like poo.
 
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