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(Slate)   Why do rich and famous women always seem to sunbathe topless? Short answer: because they can. Long answer... is actually pretty interesting and worth a read   (slate.com) divider line 30
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28468 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 9:29 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-10 09:34:59 AM  
12 votes:
That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.
2013-01-10 10:59:52 AM  
4 votes:

fruitloop: You should see her vagina muscles - she has definitely been lifting some weights down there!


theinfosphere.org
2013-01-10 09:43:54 AM  
4 votes:
In the words of the Roadrunner,
BIE EIP BIE EIP
2013-01-10 09:32:16 AM  
3 votes:
Words, words, words. Pics?
2013-01-10 10:04:21 AM  
2 votes:

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


Well I had to check out the uncensored pics. It's like that guy in Robocop and Senator Kelly had a baby and then broiled it.
2013-01-10 10:00:09 AM  
2 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


www.nashvillescene.com

/now with bonus UK smile!
2013-01-10 09:59:35 AM  
2 votes:

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


imageshack.us

I hate you, in a Fark kind of way for doing that.
2013-01-10 09:58:39 AM  
2 votes:

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


fc08.deviantart.net

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2013-01-10 09:58:21 AM  
2 votes:

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


So... titties are made from men?
2013-01-10 09:45:31 AM  
2 votes:

stevetherobot: JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!

dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?

karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article

[www.historytoday.com image 600x731]

There you go.


Ne safe for labors.
2013-01-10 09:43:33 AM  
2 votes:
Their theorem can be reversed. Perhaps they got rich because they were flashing the goods around rich men.
2013-01-10 09:40:40 AM  
2 votes:

BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.


ftfy
2013-01-10 09:37:24 AM  
2 votes:
Because tanlines are a mark of the proletariat.
2013-01-10 09:37:23 AM  
2 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.


Dedication is to be admired.
2013-01-10 09:36:27 AM  
2 votes:
Jesus farkjng christ that wasn't worth the read. fark you and your mother, may god have mercy on your souls.
2013-01-10 05:10:09 PM  
1 votes:
The thread has now been saved.

i.imgur.com

NSFW inside
2013-01-10 11:38:46 AM  
1 votes:
cdn.stylisheve.com

cdn.stylisheve.com

and just because.....

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-01-10 10:38:51 AM  
1 votes:

dj_spanmaster: dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?

I'll help.

The No-Bra Tumblr (PNSFW)


Well, looks like I'm not getting a damned thing done at work today.

*walks over and closes office door*

/fap
2013-01-10 10:36:20 AM  
1 votes:
Because of jerks like me.

Oh. Why can women sunbath topless. Never mind.
2013-01-10 10:00:17 AM  
1 votes:

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


A group of us took a diving vacation to Curaçao once. I was with my wife but a friend who was on his own attracted the attention of a young woman. She was topless and kept walking by him and stop but he never looked up from his book.

/that which has never seen the sun before will burn
2013-01-10 09:57:07 AM  
1 votes:
www.celebgossipz.com
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining
2013-01-10 09:56:53 AM  
1 votes:
If any farkettes would like to prove that they are of a higher class, EIP.
2013-01-10 09:56:12 AM  
1 votes:
Just popped in to say ...

BIE?
EIP!
2013-01-10 09:55:27 AM  
1 votes:
If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.
2013-01-10 09:52:18 AM  
1 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?

They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


The queens we use would excite you?
2013-01-10 09:49:02 AM  
1 votes:

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?


They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?
2013-01-10 09:47:01 AM  
1 votes:

miss diminutive: proletariat.


Gawd, there is a reason that I troll on Fark. I learn some things. I had to look-up "proletariat" in the dictionary. Then I realized that I was one of them. Sometimes it's better not to know.
2013-01-10 09:43:21 AM  
1 votes:

JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!


dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?


karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article


www.historytoday.com

There you go.
2013-01-10 09:41:19 AM  
1 votes:

EyeballKid: BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.

ftfy


You never have a problem convincing a trap to do anal. >_>
2013-01-10 09:32:24 AM  
1 votes:
Rich boobies.
 
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