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2013-01-10 09:32:16 AM
Words, words, words. Pics?
 
2013-01-10 09:32:24 AM
Rich boobies.
 
2013-01-10 09:32:31 AM
there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article
 
2013-01-10 09:34:08 AM
Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!
 
2013-01-10 09:34:44 AM
OK, so it was 4.
 
2013-01-10 09:34:59 AM
That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.
 
2013-01-10 09:35:04 AM
Because titties
 
2013-01-10 09:35:33 AM
I don't need to read anything, you had me at topless.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 09:36:13 AM
I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.
 
2013-01-10 09:36:27 AM
Jesus farkjng christ that wasn't worth the read. fark you and your mother, may god have mercy on your souls.
 
2013-01-10 09:37:23 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.


Dedication is to be admired.
 
2013-01-10 09:37:24 AM
Because tanlines are a mark of the proletariat.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:25 AM
Because they like having leathery boobies before they hit 40.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:28 AM
They didn't actually answer the question. They just gave a history of when women in various social classes did and didn't go topless.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:30 AM
Because being rich and prudery are usually mutually exclusive.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:33 AM
Has anyone ever actually used a falling chandelier?

well?

and...www.slate.com
 
2013-01-10 09:38:35 AM
Still no pics of rich broads sunbathing topless?

While fark, I am disappoint, I think its a sign that we're all collectively maturing, growing as an online community and a society in general. The fact that we can have an adult discussion about female nudity without the need incite sexual arousal and give way to our most animal desires is promising.

/fap
 
2013-01-10 09:38:38 AM

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


When did the teen pregnancy rate hit 0?

It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions.
 
2013-01-10 09:39:14 AM
s9.postimage.org
 
2013-01-10 09:40:40 AM

BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.


ftfy
 
2013-01-10 09:41:14 AM
That is the least interesting article I've ever read about women exposing their tits.
 
2013-01-10 09:41:19 AM

EyeballKid: BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.

ftfy


You never have a problem convincing a trap to do anal. >_>
 
2013-01-10 09:42:53 AM
my2wheels.com
 
2013-01-10 09:43:21 AM

JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!


dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?


karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article


www.historytoday.com

There you go.
 
2013-01-10 09:43:33 AM
Their theorem can be reversed. Perhaps they got rich because they were flashing the goods around rich men.
 
2013-01-10 09:43:54 AM
In the words of the Roadrunner,
BIE EIP BIE EIP
 
2013-01-10 09:45:31 AM

stevetherobot: JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!

dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?

karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article

[www.historytoday.com image 600x731]

There you go.


Ne safe for labors.
 
2013-01-10 09:46:19 AM
Boob thread? Well, this is just a shameless bookmark. Fark, don't let me down.
 
2013-01-10 09:47:01 AM

miss diminutive: proletariat.


Gawd, there is a reason that I troll on Fark. I learn some things. I had to look-up "proletariat" in the dictionary. Then I realized that I was one of them. Sometimes it's better not to know.
 
2013-01-10 09:47:32 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Their theorem can be reversed. Perhaps they got rich because they were flashing the goods around rich men.


Why would queens do that?

I think it's flaunting their wealth. The same reason that they'd drive around a Lambo or wear million-dollar jewels. Having supple breasts is also a form of wealth.
 
2013-01-10 09:48:00 AM
Because they don't flash at concerts.
 
2013-01-10 09:48:01 AM
Damn, Fark. THis thread is sorely incomplete without more pics.
 
2013-01-10 09:48:59 AM

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?
 
2013-01-10 09:49:02 AM

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?


They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?
 
2013-01-10 09:49:37 AM
I think women do it in general, we just document the famous people.

/why do all stars go the grocery store in sweatpants?
 
2013-01-10 09:50:44 AM

Dylan and Eric: I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?


Well it is documented that beer was invented atleast 5,000 years ago so, about then.
 
2013-01-10 09:52:08 AM

Dylan and Eric: ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.

I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?


For men, that would be from the beginning of time right up until maybe a hundred years ago in some cultures.
 
2013-01-10 09:52:18 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?

They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


The queens we use would excite you?
 
2013-01-10 09:55:27 AM
If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.
 
2013-01-10 09:56:12 AM
Just popped in to say ...

BIE?
EIP!
 
2013-01-10 09:56:15 AM
I can haz celebrititty links thread?
 
2013-01-10 09:56:53 AM
If any farkettes would like to prove that they are of a higher class, EIP.
 
2013-01-10 09:57:07 AM
www.celebgossipz.com
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining
 
2013-01-10 09:58:02 AM

EyeballKid: BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her him to do anal.

ftfy

 
2013-01-10 09:58:21 AM

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


So... titties are made from men?
 
2013-01-10 09:58:39 AM

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


fc08.deviantart.net

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-01-10 09:59:35 AM

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


imageshack.us

I hate you, in a Fark kind of way for doing that.
 
2013-01-10 10:00:09 AM

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


www.nashvillescene.com

/now with bonus UK smile!
 
2013-01-10 10:00:16 AM

Mark Ratner: donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


It seems awefully disrepectful to pose a mummified dead body like that.
 
2013-01-10 10:00:17 AM

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


A group of us took a diving vacation to Curaçao once. I was with my wife but a friend who was on his own attracted the attention of a young woman. She was topless and kept walking by him and stop but he never looked up from his book.

/that which has never seen the sun before will burn
 
2013-01-10 10:02:42 AM

Telos: riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.

So... titties are made from men?


metaphorically speaking. yes.
 
2013-01-10 10:04:21 AM

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


Well I had to check out the uncensored pics. It's like that guy in Robocop and Senator Kelly had a baby and then broiled it.
 
2013-01-10 10:04:39 AM
maybe because the rich ladies go to fancy or private beaches where they won't be accosted by douchebags everytime they take off their tops. i guess that was almost in the article (though, it also mentioned that poor people take off their tops around the douchebags).
 
2013-01-10 10:05:13 AM

AbbeySomeone: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?

They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?

The queens we use would excite you?


What are you using the queens for?
 
2013-01-10 10:06:23 AM
disappointing.
 
2013-01-10 10:06:34 AM

Stone Meadow: [my2wheels.com image 392x46]


+1 on that one.
 
2013-01-10 10:07:43 AM

riverwalk barfly: Telos: riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.

So... titties are made from men?

metaphorically speaking. yes.


zoice.com

Back off ladies, he's mine!
/forget which Fark party this was taken at
 
2013-01-10 10:09:53 AM

Another Pretentious Nickname: They didn't actually answer the question. They just gave a history of when women in various social classes did and didn't go topless.


Yeah, it was pretty lame. I'm going to go with variations on "I'm rich as fark and I do what I want."

-I'm rich as fark and that means I have the power to get naked outside without being seen by the public. (It's embarrassing when that fails.)
-I'm rich as fark and clothes at a beach are for poor people, like vaginal sex.
-My husband's rich as fark and he wants to see some titties
-I'm rich as fark and clothes are just so last season
 
2013-01-10 10:10:37 AM

T-Servo: riverwalk barfly: Telos: riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.

So... titties are made from men?

metaphorically speaking. yes.

[zoice.com image 604x453]

Back off ladies, he's mine!
/forget which Fark party this was taken at


What has been seen cannot be unseen.
 
2013-01-10 10:10:45 AM
Found picture of Russian princess naked on beach. (SFW)
 
2013-01-10 10:12:59 AM
Regarding the Versace pic above, does a person have to actively not pick up anything over a pound for a long period of time to get that kind of lack of muscle?
 
2013-01-10 10:14:15 AM

JustMatt: Regarding the Versace pic above, does a person have to actively not pick up anything over a pound for a long period of time to get that kind of lack of muscle?


It's Baron Harkonnen's grandmother.
 
2013-01-10 10:16:17 AM
I'm not very witty, so I'll just go with a basic BIE? EIP.

Liked the Road Runner line, though.
 
2013-01-10 10:17:52 AM

dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?


I'll help.

The No-Bra Tumblr (PNSFW)
 
2013-01-10 10:18:12 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Found picture of Russian princess naked on beach. (SFW)


Saw the URL. Not clicking.
 
2013-01-10 10:18:29 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Found picture of Russian princess naked on beach. (SFW)


encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-10 10:18:38 AM
JustMatt


Regarding the Versace pic above, does a person have to actively not pick up anything over a pound for a long period of time to get that kind of lack of muscle?



You should see her vagina muscles - she has definitely been lifting some weights down there!
 
2013-01-10 10:19:14 AM

REO-Weedwagon: Found picture of Russian princess naked on beach. (SFW)


http://www.herdaily.com/blogimg/Entertainment/fat/Gerard Depardieu.jpg

Not clicking.
0/10 for execution
 
2013-01-10 10:19:20 AM

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


According to "Sex At Dawn" primitive cultures had interesting ideas around this, like partible paternity: all of the men mom scrod during pregnancy were fathers of the baby, and all contributed to the baby's makeup.

According to Cracked (the best-researched dick jokes on the Internet) there was at least one culture who never quite got around to figuring out the connection (they had crappy fertility, so few sex acts resulted in pregnancies, so they came up with alternative theories).
 
2013-01-10 10:30:04 AM
That was a very long article to explain something very simple. I didn't read the entire thing. I stopped around the point of the French Riveria.

Did they happen to mention that in Europe, generally, people aren't so f'n consumed with naked bewbs? They have advertisements in the newspapers with topless women. I really think this country (and the entire middle east) are the only ones that have a hang up about it.
 
2013-01-10 10:33:33 AM
More to the question is why we get so upset when we see women's nipples, but not men's. I mean, it's not like it's secret. We both have them.
 
2013-01-10 10:35:50 AM
I read that whole thing as "Status Symbol"

/Will be mentioning this to my more reserved white trash girlfriends.
//"Its what the Royals like Kate Middleton are doing!"
/// Boobiiiesss!!!! :-D
 
2013-01-10 10:36:20 AM
Because of jerks like me.

Oh. Why can women sunbath topless. Never mind.
 
2013-01-10 10:38:51 AM

dj_spanmaster: dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?

I'll help.

The No-Bra Tumblr (PNSFW)


Well, looks like I'm not getting a damned thing done at work today.

*walks over and closes office door*

/fap
 
2013-01-10 10:39:17 AM

durbnpoisn: I really think this country (and the entire middle east) are the only ones that have a hang up about it.


That's because Jesus loves you.
 
2013-01-10 10:40:06 AM

karnal: JustMatt


Regarding the Versace pic above, does a person have to actively not pick up anything over a pound for a long period of time to get that kind of lack of muscle?


You should see her vagina muscles - she has definitely been lifting some weights down there!



i171.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 10:40:22 AM
Except for the "no bra" link, this thread is a flaming buttplug
 
2013-01-10 10:41:48 AM
img22.fansshare.com
So close . . . so close . . .
 
2013-01-10 10:41:49 AM
Back before she became a facelift addict and ended up looking like The Joker's great gramma, the Duchess of Alba possessed a legendary beauty that included an impressive pair of funbags. NSFW.
 
2013-01-10 10:44:20 AM
I'll help...

acidcow.com
 
2013-01-10 10:44:35 AM

Gaseous Anomaly: ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.

According to "Sex At Dawn" primitive cultures had interesting ideas around this, like partible paternity: all of the men mom scrod during pregnancy were fathers of the baby, and all contributed to the baby's makeup.

According to Cracked (the best-researched dick jokes on the Internet) there was at least one culture who never quite got around to figuring out the connection (they had crappy fertility, so few sex acts resulted in pregnancies, so they came up with alternative theories).


Aforementioned piece of crack.

Personally, I'd like to know the answer to the other question: how long could a woman survive by drinking her own breast milk.
 
2013-01-10 10:45:12 AM
Not helping...

www.celebgossipz.com
 
2013-01-10 10:45:20 AM
OK, Duchess of Alba take 2. NSFW
 
2013-01-10 10:47:32 AM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-01-10 10:49:31 AM

blatz514: Not helping...

[www.celebgossipz.com image 450x333]


NSFW Link
 
2013-01-10 10:50:11 AM

AbbeySomeone: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?

They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?

The queens we use would excite you?


+eleventy.

/"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine" seems thoroughly appropriate here.
 
2013-01-10 10:52:21 AM
Actually, that was interesting.
 
2013-01-10 10:52:51 AM

MCStymie: AbbeySomeone: SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?

They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?

The queens we use would excite you?

+eleventy.

/"I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine" seems thoroughly appropriate here.


Oh NOW I get it...
 
2013-01-10 10:54:50 AM

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


Wait a minute...sex makes BABIES!?!
 
2013-01-10 10:54:51 AM

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


I'm going to laugh all day about this.
 
2013-01-10 10:57:19 AM

H31N0US: durbnpoisn: I really think this country (and the entire middle east) are the only ones that have a hang up about it.

That's because Jesus loves you.


Then why doesn't he return my calls?
 
2013-01-10 10:57:44 AM

abhorrent1: blatz514: Not helping...

[www.celebgossipz.com image 450x333]

NSFW Link


Sorta helping.
 
2013-01-10 10:59:52 AM

fruitloop: You should see her vagina muscles - she has definitely been lifting some weights down there!


theinfosphere.org
 
2013-01-10 11:07:34 AM
Shouldn't the question be, "Why do so many people put on opaque garments to sunbathe?" I don't have the ability to tan myself, but if I could, I wouldn't be half-assed about the sunbathing thing.
 
2013-01-10 11:08:08 AM
What would you do if you found a necklace that would grant you power to command 50 percent of the population to do what you wanted instead of what they would normally want to do?

An attractive woman has that power every single day. Some decide to use it before they lose it, because power is exciting and fun and profitable.
 
2013-01-10 11:09:41 AM
I should add that approximately 12 percent of all of the laws on planet Earth are designed to attempt to remove this power from the hands of young women and artificially place that power in the hands of old men.

It's never really fully worked.
 
2013-01-10 11:16:55 AM
Yeah, Snookie and the rest of that crowd are making it so the rich and famous are beginning to sport pale, untanned skin.

Evidence
 
2013-01-10 11:18:43 AM
mathildasanthropologyblog.files.wordpress.com
www.modeknit.com
/will take hammer for ancient art
 
2013-01-10 11:19:37 AM

stevetherobot: JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!

dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?

karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article

[www.historytoday.com image 600x731]

There you go.


Wonder if there used to be woodcut artists who'd do a quick 'sketch' (as it were) of one...
Sorta like those artists that you find at various venues that'll do a quick $25 pastel caricature while-you-wait...
"Check out "Chippin' Charlie" over by the Haymarket...he did a really good woodcut of my cousin Anne last week.  Only took him 3 hours."
 
2013-01-10 11:24:30 AM

fireclown: fruitloop: You should see her vagina muscles - she has definitely been lifting some weights down there!

[theinfosphere.org image 706x540]


I discovered that it's possible for a woman's kegels to be too strong. If she clenches on an out-stroke and stays clenched, you're not getting back in. If she then has a tendency to clench hard when she's really enjoying herself...well, let's just say that I'm glad I never sustained an injury.
 
2013-01-10 11:27:32 AM
The real answer is simply "current fashion says tan lines don't look good".
Ergo, when image-conscious people choose to tan, they choose to tan at least topless.
And due availability bias, we get pictures when famous image-conscious people do it.
Case closed. No need for a wandering selective history of fashion trends that gives no particular insight beyond the tautological "people do what is fashionable; what is fashionable changes".

/ tan-lines have their fans, but it ain't mainstream and it's mostly in erotica
// not even those people get excited over a backless gown exposing a bra-strap tan-line
 
2013-01-10 11:28:05 AM

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


Asshole. Came in to see what hot bods farkers were posting. Had to cut my own dick off and pulp it in a blender after shoving a rusty shiv in my eyes...
 
2013-01-10 11:28:44 AM
static.guim.co.uk

img.timeinc.net
caught.com

My attempt to save this thread....
 
2013-01-10 11:31:38 AM

Charlie Chingas: Asshole. Came in to see what hot bods farkers were posting. Had to cut my own dick off and pulp it in a blender after shoving a rusty shiv in my eyes...


Shame you won't be able to see This (NSFW)
 
2013-01-10 11:36:11 AM
Article is from Slate

Slate is birdcage liner
 
2013-01-10 11:38:10 AM

Dylan and Eric: ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.

I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?


Oh, roughly back about the time when we were still hanging around in the trees.
 
2013-01-10 11:38:46 AM
cdn.stylisheve.com

cdn.stylisheve.com

and just because.....

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-01-10 11:50:11 AM
FTA: If they're stripping down on the French Riviera, that's because they happen to be on the French Riviera-not because they like to strip

Uh, and how does the author know that? Maybe they DO like to strip.

When I vacation, I pretty much only look for topless-friendly places. Going topless is gawddamn joy. If you males out there had to put bikini tops on (particularly if you are large breasted), you'd realize how uncomfortable they are. Besides, there's nothing like the feeling of hot sun/cold water on your nipples.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:06 AM
Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.
 
2013-01-10 11:52:06 AM

unfarkingbelievable: Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.


go on....
 
2013-01-10 11:54:29 AM

Lollipop165: Uh, and how does the author know that? Maybe they DO like to strip.


WHich is why they're on the riviera in the first place.
 
2013-01-10 12:16:26 PM

Lollipop165: FTA: If they're stripping down on the French Riviera, that's because they happen to be on the French Riviera-not because they like to strip

Uh, and how does the author know that? Maybe they DO like to strip.

When I vacation, I pretty much only look for topless-friendly places. Going topless is gawddamn joy. If you males out there had to put bikini tops on (particularly if you are large breasted), you'd realize how uncomfortable they are. Besides, there's nothing like the feeling of hot sun/cold water on your nipples.


Could you expand on the nipples part?
 
2013-01-10 12:23:37 PM

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


The Short answer to that question is that you can more or less chart when each society made that iscovery by charting when they replaced Mother-Goddess worship with male sky-gods, stopped matrilineal inheritance, and began restricting the freedoms and roles of their women.

Some societies seem to have held onto it for a very long time.  Welsh legends of High King Math and Prince Gwydion clearly date from a time when that society didn;t have a concept of fatherhood, as inheritances and the throne in those tales passed from Uncle to nephew (a man's sister's son), and we see celtic women at the time in all sorts of "non-traditional" roles (Ireland's greatest hero, Cú Chulainn was taught how to use weapons by a female demigod/ warrior-queen Scáthach, and she's one of only a dozen famous female warriors in Celtic mythology)

Once fatherhood begins to be understood as a concept by a society, it starts placing restrictions on women, particularly on their farking,  and prizing virginity in younger females, which makes sense because pre-DNA testing that was really the only way for a man to ensure the paternity of his offspring
 
2013-01-10 12:27:33 PM

Lollipop165: FTA: If they're stripping down on the French Riviera, that's because they happen to be on the French Riviera-not because they like to strip

Uh, and how does the author know that? Maybe they DO like to strip.

When I vacation, I pretty much only look for topless-friendly places. Going topless is gawddamn joy. If you males out there had to put bikini tops on (particularly if you are large breasted), you'd realize how uncomfortable they are. Besides, there's nothing like the feeling of hot sun/cold water on your nipples.


with that and the post below it, this thread just got a lot more interesting.

the wife and i were at a clothing optional beach once. she very briefly took off her top while underwater. her boobs are great, but that was a gyp. at least she was pointing out other hot topless women to me. i spotted them well before she did, but it was still a very nice gesture made even better by the fact that she enjoys ogling boobs too.
 
2013-01-10 12:28:02 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.


This! Especially if you have two or more swim suits. Multiple-suit tan lines start to look like a skin disease. And yes, naked boobies and bodies of water go together swimmingly.
 
2013-01-10 12:29:32 PM

megarian: unfarkingbelievable: Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.

This! Especially if you have two or more swim suits. Multiple-suit tan lines start to look like a skin disease. And yes, naked boobies and bodies of water go together swimmingly.


Um, EIP?
 
2013-01-10 12:35:01 PM
oh yeah, eip. bie please.
 
2013-01-10 12:36:39 PM
Bookmark?
 
2013-01-10 12:44:53 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.


I knew I had you farkied for a reason.

megarian: unfarkingbelievable: Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.

This! Especially if you have two or more swim suits. Multiple-suit tan lines start to look like a skin disease. And yes, naked boobies and bodies of water go together swimmingly.


Welcome to  unfarkingbelievable's club.
 
2013-01-10 12:45:12 PM
Well, if all the cool Farkettes are doing it...
 
2013-01-10 12:46:16 PM

ajt167: the wife and i were at a clothing optional beach once. she very briefly took off her top while underwater. her boobs are great, but that was a gyp. at least she was pointing out other hot topless women to me. i spotted them well before she did, but it was still a very nice gesture made even better by the fact that she enjoys ogling boobs too.


lol, good for her. I get that some women are uncomfortable showing their boobs on the beach, but I couldn't care less. No my body isn't perfect and I carry some extra pounds, but I'm the beach and I want to be comfortable and have my fun. In my opinion, if you don't like it, turn away. My husband and I go to Jamaica pretty often but we don't do the all-inclusive type of deal... we go VERY off the beaten path Jamaica where we are usually the only tourists. We were there for a 4 weeks a few years ago and stopped by Negril for a bit. We know Negril very well but this was our first time there during high season and instead of being relaxed and cool, the beach was full of these awful Midwestern mulletted loudmouthed fatties blaring country music and their obnoxious stupid kids. I had no problem taking my top off, but the LOOKS I got from these obese women was almost comical. It was like they had never seen tits before. One even asked me to put my top back on because of her children: one was like 12 and the other 8. I told her quite literally to fark off, if she doesn't want her children to see tits, she should have taken them to Disney World.

I promise, I won't go topless in Disney World.

But I do occasionally go topless when suntanning in the parks in NYC. Yep, its legal here.
 
2013-01-10 12:46:37 PM

megarian: unfarkingbelievable: Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.

This! Especially if you have two or more swim suits. Multiple-suit tan lines start to look like a skin disease. And yes, naked boobies and bodies of water go together swimmingly.


I'd like to introduce naked boobies to a body of water.

/humans are mostly water right?
//EIP
 
2013-01-10 12:48:28 PM
The Glorified Jailer
i1285.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 12:55:35 PM

SuperChuck: megarian: unfarkingbelievable: Healthy, round, natural boobage allowed to roam free in a body of water is such a great feeling. I hate having to wear bikini tops. And to paraphrase MissDiminutive upthread-- tanlines suck.

This! Especially if you have two or more swim suits. Multiple-suit tan lines start to look like a skin disease. And yes, naked boobies and bodies of water go together swimmingly.

I'd like to introduce naked boobies to a body of water.

/humans are mostly water right?
//EIP


Giggidy.
 
2013-01-10 01:08:06 PM

Occam's Taser: The Glorified Jailer
[i1285.photobucket.com image 828x627]


img254.imageshack.us
 
2013-01-10 01:09:39 PM

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


i26.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 01:12:17 PM

Karac: Gaseous Anomaly: ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.

According to "Sex At Dawn" primitive cultures had interesting ideas around this, like partible paternity: all of the men mom scrod during pregnancy were fathers of the baby, and all contributed to the baby's makeup.

According to Cracked (the best-researched dick jokes on the Internet) there was at least one culture who never quite got around to figuring out the connection (they had crappy fertility, so few sex acts resulted in pregnancies, so they came up with alternative theories).

Aforementioned piece of crack.

Personally, I'd like to know the answer to the other question: how long could a woman survive by drinking her own breast milk.


There's dexterity for you.....
 
2013-01-10 01:13:14 PM

Lollipop165: ajt167: the wife and i were at a clothing optional beach once. she very briefly took off her top while underwater. her boobs are great, but that was a gyp. at least she was pointing out other hot topless women to me. i spotted them well before she did, but it was still a very nice gesture made even better by the fact that she enjoys ogling boobs too.

lol, good for her. I get that some women are uncomfortable showing their boobs on the beach, but I couldn't care less. No my body isn't perfect and I carry some extra pounds, but I'm the beach and I want to be comfortable and have my fun. In my opinion, if you don't like it, turn away. My husband and I go to Jamaica pretty often but we don't do the all-inclusive type of deal... we go VERY off the beaten path Jamaica where we are usually the only tourists. We were there for a 4 weeks a few years ago and stopped by Negril for a bit. We know Negril very well but this was our first time there during high season and instead of being relaxed and cool, the beach was full of these awful Midwestern mulletted loudmouthed fatties blaring country music and their obnoxious stupid kids. I had no problem taking my top off, but the LOOKS I got from these obese women was almost comical. It was like they had never seen tits before. One even asked me to put my top back on because of her children: one was like 12 and the other 8. I told her quite literally to fark off, if she doesn't want her children to see tits, she should have taken them to Disney World.

I promise, I won't go topless in Disney World.

But I do occasionally go topless when suntanning in the parks in NYC. Yep, its legal here.


i like you. i hate most people, but not you.
 
2013-01-10 01:14:11 PM

meat0918: Yeah, Snookie and the rest of that crowd are making it so the rich and famous are beginning to sport pale, untanned skin.

Evidence


Damn! They are so white bleach is jealous!
 
2013-01-10 01:23:31 PM

AbiNormal: Occam's Taser: The Glorified Jailer
[i1285.photobucket.com image 828x627]

[img254.imageshack.us image 540x544]


Yeah? Well get used to it. It ain't gonna stop.
And who are you to complain anyway? I watched you lick your balls for three hours yesterday. If I could do that, you'd end up starving from inattention.
 
2013-01-10 01:48:35 PM

blatz514: I'll help...

[acidcow.com image 700x466]


those tittays are fake. real tittays are affected by gravity.
 
2013-01-10 01:50:06 PM

indarwinsshadow: More to the question is why we get so upset when we see women's nipples, but not men's. I mean, it's not like it's secret. We both have them.


Speak for yourself, buddy. I have no interest in seeing some dude's hairy moobs.
 
2013-01-10 01:57:08 PM
Plenty of women lay out topless all the time. The paparazzi just do not bother taking pics and putting them on the front page of the Sun.
 
2013-01-10 02:13:05 PM

Lollipop165:
When I vacation, I pretty much only look for topless-friendly places. Going topless is gawddamn joy. If you males out there had to put bikini tops on (particularly if you are large breasted), you'd realize how uncomfortable they are. Besides, there's nothing like the feeling of hot sun/cold water on your nipplesskin.


FTFY.

Sun and water feel great. Wearing clothes while swimming and sunning sucks. This goes for both sexes. There are parts of the world where people are not scared of skin. See Romania, Spain, Sweden, Balearic Islands, France, Germany, etc., etc.

The people who live in these places got topless and nude with no comment. But when some celebrity from the USA goes to these places and (un)dresses like everyone else there, it's news because... BOOBIES!

And not that long ago, men had to wear tops in the USA, too. Men finally decided they'd had enough and stopped. It caused quite the ruckus in the 1930s.

www.ecouterre.com
 
2013-01-10 02:32:55 PM

jasenj1: FTFY.


While I agree I hate clothing in the sun, I actually entirely meant nipples. They are much more sensitive than the rest of my skin. Makes a huge difference to me.
 
2013-01-10 02:53:52 PM

Lollipop165: jasenj1: FTFY.

While I agree I hate clothing in the sun, I actually entirely meant nipples. They are much more sensitive than the rest of my skin. Makes a huge difference to me.


For you. (PNSFW) Guys' equivalent: Strategically placed socks.
 
2013-01-10 03:00:52 PM

dj_spanmaster: Lollipop165: jasenj1: FTFY.

While I agree I hate clothing in the sun, I actually entirely meant nipples. They are much more sensitive than the rest of my skin. Makes a huge difference to me.

For you. (PNSFW) Guys' equivalent: Strategically placed socks.


Wow, a bathing suit smaller than your average Wicked Weasel suit.
 
2013-01-10 05:10:09 PM
The thread has now been saved.

i.imgur.com

NSFW inside
 
2013-01-10 10:07:34 PM

megarian: Well, if all the cool Farkettes are doing it...


I really, really wish you had a hit counter on your profile so we could see - in real time - as it had to go into exponential notation.
 
2013-01-10 10:27:17 PM
Women who might be top-challenged, wearing body paint, and/or topless. (definitely NSFW) Please note that they might not be rich or famous, though. Thank you, and keep reaching for the stairs....
 
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