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(Slate)   Why do rich and famous women always seem to sunbathe topless? Short answer: because they can. Long answer... is actually pretty interesting and worth a read   (slate.com) divider line 140
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2013-01-10 09:32:16 AM  
Words, words, words. Pics?
 
2013-01-10 09:32:24 AM  
Rich boobies.
 
2013-01-10 09:32:31 AM  
there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article
 
2013-01-10 09:34:08 AM  
Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!
 
2013-01-10 09:34:44 AM  
OK, so it was 4.
 
2013-01-10 09:34:59 AM  
That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.
 
2013-01-10 09:35:04 AM  
Because titties
 
2013-01-10 09:35:33 AM  
I don't need to read anything, you had me at topless.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 09:36:13 AM  
I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.
 
2013-01-10 09:36:27 AM  
Jesus farkjng christ that wasn't worth the read. fark you and your mother, may god have mercy on your souls.
 
2013-01-10 09:37:23 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: That was like fapping to wikipedia. Tough but not impossible.


Dedication is to be admired.
 
2013-01-10 09:37:24 AM  
Because tanlines are a mark of the proletariat.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:25 AM  
Because they like having leathery boobies before they hit 40.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:28 AM  
They didn't actually answer the question. They just gave a history of when women in various social classes did and didn't go topless.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:30 AM  
Because being rich and prudery are usually mutually exclusive.
 
2013-01-10 09:38:33 AM  
Has anyone ever actually used a falling chandelier?

well?

and...www.slate.com
 
2013-01-10 09:38:35 AM  
Still no pics of rich broads sunbathing topless?

While fark, I am disappoint, I think its a sign that we're all collectively maturing, growing as an online community and a society in general. The fact that we can have an adult discussion about female nudity without the need incite sexual arousal and give way to our most animal desires is promising.

/fap
 
2013-01-10 09:38:38 AM  

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


When did the teen pregnancy rate hit 0?

It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions.
 
2013-01-10 09:39:14 AM  
s9.postimage.org
 
2013-01-10 09:40:40 AM  

BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.


ftfy
 
2013-01-10 09:41:14 AM  
That is the least interesting article I've ever read about women exposing their tits.
 
2013-01-10 09:41:19 AM  

EyeballKid: BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her to do anal.

ftfy


You never have a problem convincing a trap to do anal. >_>
 
2013-01-10 09:42:53 AM  
my2wheels.com
 
2013-01-10 09:43:21 AM  

JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!


dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?


karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article


www.historytoday.com

There you go.
 
2013-01-10 09:43:33 AM  
Their theorem can be reversed. Perhaps they got rich because they were flashing the goods around rich men.
 
2013-01-10 09:43:54 AM  
In the words of the Roadrunner,
BIE EIP BIE EIP
 
2013-01-10 09:45:31 AM  

stevetherobot: JonnyG: Um, where the hell are the dozens of pictures I expected by now? We're like 5 posts in!

dgames: Words, words, words. Pics?

karnal: there weren't enough pictures for me to get through the entire article

[www.historytoday.com image 600x731]

There you go.


Ne safe for labors.
 
2013-01-10 09:46:19 AM  
Boob thread? Well, this is just a shameless bookmark. Fark, don't let me down.
 
2013-01-10 09:47:01 AM  

miss diminutive: proletariat.


Gawd, there is a reason that I troll on Fark. I learn some things. I had to look-up "proletariat" in the dictionary. Then I realized that I was one of them. Sometimes it's better not to know.
 
2013-01-10 09:47:32 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: Their theorem can be reversed. Perhaps they got rich because they were flashing the goods around rich men.


Why would queens do that?

I think it's flaunting their wealth. The same reason that they'd drive around a Lambo or wear million-dollar jewels. Having supple breasts is also a form of wealth.
 
2013-01-10 09:48:00 AM  
Because they don't flash at concerts.
 
2013-01-10 09:48:01 AM  
Damn, Fark. THis thread is sorely incomplete without more pics.
 
2013-01-10 09:48:59 AM  

ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.


I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?
 
2013-01-10 09:49:02 AM  

The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?


They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?
 
2013-01-10 09:49:37 AM  
I think women do it in general, we just document the famous people.

/why do all stars go the grocery store in sweatpants?
 
2013-01-10 09:50:44 AM  

Dylan and Eric: I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?


Well it is documented that beer was invented atleast 5,000 years ago so, about then.
 
2013-01-10 09:52:08 AM  

Dylan and Eric: ZAZ: I would rather have an answer to when did humans discover that sex made babies.

I think the corollary is even more interesting: When/how did humans realize that sex was fun and could be done for its own sake without procreation?


For men, that would be from the beginning of time right up until maybe a hundred years ago in some cultures.
 
2013-01-10 09:52:18 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: The Jami Turman Fan Club: Why would queens do that?

They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


The queens we use would excite you?
 
2013-01-10 09:55:27 AM  
If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.
 
2013-01-10 09:56:12 AM  
Just popped in to say ...

BIE?
EIP!
 
2013-01-10 09:56:15 AM  
I can haz celebrititty links thread?
 
2013-01-10 09:56:53 AM  
If any farkettes would like to prove that they are of a higher class, EIP.
 
2013-01-10 09:57:07 AM  
www.celebgossipz.com
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining
 
2013-01-10 09:58:02 AM  

EyeballKid: BronyMedic: It's not that we don't consciously know sex makes babies (for the most part), it's that humans, especially adolescents, are shiatty at making risk versus reward decisions convincing her him to do anal.

ftfy

 
2013-01-10 09:58:21 AM  

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


So... titties are made from men?
 
2013-01-10 09:58:39 AM  

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


fc08.deviantart.net

denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
 
2013-01-10 09:59:35 AM  

Mark Ratner: [www.celebgossipz.com image 450x530]
donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


imageshack.us

I hate you, in a Fark kind of way for doing that.
 
2013-01-10 10:00:09 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: They are always showing off their firm chests with tight shirts to attract eligible men...wait, which queens are we talking about?


www.nashvillescene.com

/now with bonus UK smile!
 
2013-01-10 10:00:16 AM  

Mark Ratner: donatella versace
/rich and famous
//now you people can stop complaining


It seems awefully disrepectful to pose a mummified dead body like that.
 
2013-01-10 10:00:17 AM  

riverwalk barfly: If you have never been to a clothing optional beach, do yourself a favor and do it. I mean do it full monty. then watch as the most hideous woman sits topless and some man will make his move. Men are pigs. me included. titties are like bacon.


A group of us took a diving vacation to Curaçao once. I was with my wife but a friend who was on his own attracted the attention of a young woman. She was topless and kept walking by him and stop but he never looked up from his book.

/that which has never seen the sun before will burn
 
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