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(USA Today)   Bill Clinton named "Father of the Year" by organization that gave the same award to John Edwards and Hulk Hogan. Even Leno thinks the punchline for this one is too obvious   (usatoday.com) divider line 63
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2013-01-10 10:08:28 AM
So it's the Razzie of Fatherhood awards?
 
2013-01-10 10:40:01 AM
t2.gstatic.com

www.celebwarship.com

Hulk Hogan Father of the Year!
 
2013-01-10 10:54:03 AM
Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea
 
2013-01-10 10:57:57 AM

NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea


He and Hillary did get that talentless little hack a job as a "reporter" with NBC....
 
2013-01-10 11:06:58 AM

NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea


Pretty much this. I don't see any problems with Chelsea that can be attributed to Bill Clinton's parenting skills.
 
2013-01-10 11:08:12 AM
I'm waiting to hear more details on how the President is a bad father.
 
2013-01-10 11:09:21 AM
I don't get it.
 
2013-01-10 11:09:30 AM

NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea


My take on subby's headline is that Bill Clinton *is* probably Father of the Year material, except not just for Chelsea... also a ton of other kids...

/that kinda makes it funny
/kinda
 
2013-01-10 11:09:50 AM
versusali.com
 
2013-01-10 11:12:44 AM

Infernalist: I'm waiting to hear more details on how the President is a bad father.


Challenge accepted.

Part of being a good father is setting an example for your daughter. So when you cheat on Mommy with a 21-year old intern and then lie about it, that's not setting a good example for your daughter.
 
2013-01-10 11:15:44 AM

Infernalist: I'm waiting to hear more details on how the President is a bad father.


I'm waiting hear more details on how the ex-president is father of the year.
 
2013-01-10 11:18:27 AM
Is Fark finally running an official Father of the Year award? I keep seeing headlines about it.
 
2013-01-10 11:18:36 AM

carrion_luggage: Infernalist: I'm waiting to hear more details on how the President is a bad father.

Challenge accepted.

Part of being a good father is setting an example for your daughter. So when you cheat on Mommy with a 21-year old intern and then lie about it, that's not setting a good example for your daughter.


Democrats even suck at cheating. Old Newt left his children outside in the snow so he could bang his mistress while his wife was battling cancer and still got declared a restorer of morality and ethics in Texas history books. Until Clinton can pull off shiat like that, he is a distant second for the award.
 
2013-01-10 11:18:58 AM
upload.wikimedia.org

Hey, it's tough raising a 32-year old married woman in this day and age!
 
2013-01-10 11:20:03 AM
You know who else won Father of the year?
 
2013-01-10 11:20:24 AM
thank you carrion_luggage.

America has a habit of forgetting, acceptance, and apathy
after awhile, cheating on your wife in the white house
..and lying under oath
seems like perfectly normal behavior for the most powerful elected lawyer in America

So you are to blame for being judgemental
how dare you impugne the dignity of such a great man
I'll bet you are a feelthy republican
blah blah blah
 
2013-01-10 11:20:39 AM

Sapper_Topo: [t2.gstatic.com image 275x183]

[www.celebwarship.com image 550x332]

Hulk Hogan Father of the Year!


Came here to make a joke about "Did Bill oil up Chelsea's ass?" but Sapper_Topo has it...um.. covered.

Or, I could say I 'Came for the Hogan / daughter pic' but that just opens up a whole other line of discussion.
 
2013-01-10 11:21:02 AM
have any of you noticed that while Chelsea was kinda not at all attractive during her teenage Whitehouse years, she's actually turned out not so bad.
 
2013-01-10 11:22:30 AM

carrion_luggage: Infernalist: I'm waiting to hear more details on how the President is a bad father.

Challenge accepted.

Part of being a good father is setting an example for your daughter. So when you cheat on Mommy with a 21-year old intern and then lie about it, that's not setting a good example for your daughter.


Wow, he did that again in 2012?
 
2013-01-10 11:23:13 AM

jayhawk88: Hey, it's tough raising a 32-year old married woman in this day and age!


She's 32? Fark I'm old
 
2013-01-10 11:27:22 AM

NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea


Uh, just one affair?

Thought it was pretty established that there had been at least a few. And mostly when Chelsea was at a more impressionable age.

With that and the lying about it, I'm going to have to say that it wouldn't be tough to find someone who has been a better father to their child.
 
2013-01-10 11:29:39 AM

jayhawk88: [upload.wikimedia.org image 433x599]

Hey, it's tough raising a 32-year old married woman in this day and age!


Married? Don't see no ring on that finger.
 
2013-01-10 11:32:08 AM

meathome: NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea

Uh, just one affair?

Thought it was pretty established that there had been at least a few. And mostly when Chelsea was at a more impressionable age.

With that and the lying about it, I'm going to have to say that it wouldn't be tough to find someone who has been a better father to their child.


Man, he managed to pull all of this off in 2012? I'm amazed.
 
2013-01-10 11:39:40 AM

InfrasonicTom: jayhawk88: [upload.wikimedia.org image 433x599]

Hey, it's tough raising a 32-year old married woman in this day and age!

Married? Don't see no ring on that finger.


She got married in 2010, must be an older pic.
 
2013-01-10 11:43:52 AM

carrion_luggage: Infernalist: I'm waiting to hear more details on how the President is a bad father.

Challenge accepted.

Part of being a good father is setting an example for your daughter. So when you cheat on Mommy with a 21-year old intern and then lie about it, that's not setting a good example for your daughter.


^^^^^ This, right up here ^^^^^ ... I mean WTF? Should be obvious.
 
2013-01-10 11:47:32 AM
$100 says he's not her real father
 
2013-01-10 11:48:14 AM
I dunno how he could get this Chelsea is grown up and moved out. Granted she is not a strung out crack whore. But unless he is tucking her in at night his father duties are minimal right now.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:35 AM

lhclubs: $100 says he's not her real father


True, but I don't think a turkey baster can be considered for the purposes of this contest....
 
2013-01-10 11:53:01 AM

zarberg: have any of you noticed that while Chelsea was kinda not at all attractive during her teenage Whitehouse years, she's actually turned out not so bad.


A "Wayne's World" skit covered that back when she was still an awkward teen. They correctly figured that she was "a babe in waiting."

/They'll have a seat right over there.
//In Wayne's parents' basement.
 
2013-01-10 11:53:46 AM

BravadoGT: He and Hillary did get that talentless little


Hey, not cool. Any job she takes, unless she really knocks one out of the park, somebody is going to throw accusations of using connections. Nobody deserves that kind of pressure.
 
2013-01-10 12:01:35 PM

Infernalist: carrion_luggage: Infernalist: I'm waiting to hear more details on how the President is a bad father.

Challenge accepted.

Part of being a good father is setting an example for your daughter. So when you cheat on Mommy with a 21-year old intern and then lie about it, that's not setting a good example for your daughter.

Wow, he did that again in 2012?


So, as long as you're a good father for *one* year...
 
2013-01-10 12:01:37 PM
I wonder what their criteria is for "Father of the Year". It seems to me that you shouldn't even be eligible if you are not currently raising a child. Perhaps they are giving him some leeway because his wife has been all over the world, and not at home, for the past 4 years.
 
2013-01-10 12:03:13 PM

zarberg: have any of you noticed that while Chelsea was kinda not at all attractive during her teenage Whitehouse years, she's actually turned out not so bad.


Something something "before and after" pics.

1.bp.blogspot.com

Only done with a knife.
 
2013-01-10 12:03:22 PM

BKITU: zarberg: have any of you noticed that while Chelsea was kinda not at all attractive during her teenage Whitehouse years, she's actually turned out not so bad.

A "Wayne's World" skit covered that back when she was still an awkward teen. They correctly figured that she was "a babe in waiting."

/They'll have a seat right over there.
//In Wayne's parents' basement.


The funny thing is after complaints that NBC received that part of the skit (I think it was a count down) was removed. So if you see that skit in reruns the is a kind of an abrupt cut right before they mention Chelsea, then it goes straight to the next person on the list after her. And i think her name on the list is blurred out.
 
2013-01-10 12:14:12 PM

carrion_luggage: Part of being a good father is setting an example for your daughter. So when you cheat on Mommy with a 21-year old intern and then lie about it, that's not setting a good example for your daughter.


Yeah, that totally ruined her. She disowned him and now dances naked to Motley Crue records.
 
2013-01-10 12:14:22 PM

jayhawk88: [upload.wikimedia.org image 433x599]

Hey, it's tough raising a 32-year old married woman in this day and age!


Man hands

/my guess is it's a cheap & easy way to get Bill to speak to your organization- should be a fun acceptance speech
 
2013-01-10 12:24:16 PM

Infernalist:
Man, he managed to pull all of this off in 2012? I'm amazed.


He's actually raised his daughter in 2012? Her husband was cool with that? What dedication, considering that most of the time they aren't in the same house, or even section of NYC.

I'm amazed too! That guy must be amazing at time management.
 
2013-01-10 12:31:36 PM

lhclubs: $100 says he's not her real father


You don't think they look similar? Really?
 
2013-01-10 12:39:33 PM
Well Herman Munster won back in the 60's, why not Clinton?
 
2013-01-10 12:42:50 PM

NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea


So a man who...

1. had so many affairs along the way that he managed to contract genital herpes (see Starr Report)
2. lied under oath about one of them causing him to be impeached
3. lies even today about his level of involvement with other women

...should be father of the year? Yeah, right.

/or maybe I'm just biased because he tried to pick up my cousin at a political rally...he likes the dark haired busty types...a lot
 
2013-01-10 12:48:51 PM

PsyLord: NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea

Pretty much this. I don't see any problems with Chelsea that can be attributed to Bill Clinton's parenting skills.


WHOA- WHOA- WHOA, THERE, SKIPPY...


Who said this had anything to do with just Chelsea?
 
2013-01-10 01:04:29 PM
Awarded by standards of quality, or quantity?
 
2013-01-10 01:22:26 PM
"The 42nd president is being honored for his work through the William J. Clinton Foundation "to improve global health, promote healthier childhoods and protect the environment" and for bringing "global leaders together to work on the most pressing issues," according to the committee's statement."

I thought father of the year was supposed to have something you did as a father, as in, for you children?  This looks more like a, "well he did all these great things, and he also happens to be a father" award.
 
2013-01-10 01:25:10 PM

Jodeo: PsyLord: NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea

Pretty much this. I don't see any problems with Chelsea that can be attributed to Bill Clinton's parenting skills.


WHOA- WHOA- WHOA, THERE, SKIPPY...

Who said this had anything to do with just Chelsea?


I suppose that without her, he'd just be Dude-of-the-Year.
 
2013-01-10 01:27:31 PM

PsyLord: NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea

Pretty much this. I don't see any problems with Chelsea that can be attributed to Bill Clinton's parenting skills.


It's his genetic skills that need work. Chelsea aint no honey.
 
2013-01-10 01:28:56 PM

BravadoGT: NuttierThanEver: Maybe I am missing something subby but outside of an affair nearly 20 years ago that he and his wife have obviously worked through because they are still together, what evidence do you have to imply that Clinton is not a good father. By all reports he has a great relationship with Chelsea

He and Hillary did get that talentless little hack a job as a "reporter" with NBC....


Whereas Jenna Bush got her job on her own merits, of course.

/derp
 
2013-01-10 01:42:45 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-10 01:50:05 PM
You can be a lousy husband and still be a great father. I should know.

By that I mean my dad is a great father. Not me who's the lousy husband. I'm not even married.
 
2013-01-10 02:16:38 PM
Already covered, but if his past transgressions don't count, neither should his past parenting.
 
2013-01-10 02:47:07 PM
Well maybe the Hulkster isn't the best choice of all time, but at least they didn't award it to Chris Benoit.
 
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