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(WISTV)   "Our T-shirts were created as a witty and comical statement regarding ILLEGAL immigrants. There are NO racial nor hate remarks towards any specific ethnic group" says Mexican-style restaurant about a picture of two tacos below a wood crate trap   (wistv.com ) divider line
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2013-01-10 07:37:58 AM  
Just so happens we used tacos because we have a Mexican restaurant.

Uh-huh
 
2013-01-10 07:47:13 AM  
Mexican-style restaurant

Well played, subby.

Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.
 
2013-01-10 08:28:39 AM  
How to catch a dumbass cracker
 
2013-01-10 08:39:23 AM  
ok, I think the real atrocity here is that they're selling those shirts for $35.
 
2013-01-10 08:42:04 AM  
Reporter: "Let's say if you were to put a watermelon or some fried chicken under the box?"
Um, that's a stereotype about African Americans, not actual Africans.  African Americans are by definition not illegal immigrants.  Would anybody have actually concluded racism from that, or just been confused?
 
Pud
2013-01-10 08:54:35 AM  
This looks like a brilliant marketing ploy to me. Look at all of the free advertisement they're getting. I predict their sales will increase 10 fold after this.

/Oh yea, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
 
2013-01-10 08:56:08 AM  

serial_crusher: Reporter: "Let's say if you were to put a watermelon or some fried chicken under the box?"
Um, that's a stereotype about African Americans, not actual Africans.  African Americans are by definition not illegal immigrants.  Would anybody have actually concluded racism from that, or just been confused?


Why a taco, why not some other food that is stereotypical?

For example; What if, instead of a taco, they put a falafel?

www.naturalbathandbodyshop.com
 
2013-01-10 09:00:02 AM  
According to this shirt, only illegals like tacos. Therefore, all people eating at this Mexican-style restaurant must be illegal.

SHUT IT DOWN
 
2013-01-10 09:00:13 AM  

serial_crusher: Reporter: "Let's say if you were to put a watermelon or some fried chicken under the box?"
Um, that's a stereotype about African Americans, not actual Africans.  African Americans are by definition not illegal immigrants.  Would anybody have actually concluded racism from that, or just been confused?


Me?  Probably both.
 
2013-01-10 09:02:40 AM  
"If Jadeveon Clowney likes to come over here, we've got a free shirt for him," said Snelgrove.

"I'm not racist!  Some of my favorite athletes are colored."
 
2013-01-10 09:31:23 AM  

Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.



I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks.  You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries.  I'm heading into East Texas today.  If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good.  In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.
 
2013-01-10 09:40:02 AM  
If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.
 
2013-01-10 09:40:56 AM  

BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.


And yet you pay to stay here.  Who's the real fool?
 
2013-01-10 09:44:15 AM  

BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.


Would you be willing to do your bit at my new club The Chuckleshack?  That's the kind of fresh brash comedy that I need, hell that the WORLD needs.
 
2013-01-10 09:56:45 AM  

Diogenes: BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.

And yet you pay to stay here.  Who's the real fool?


Fark needs balance.  Lord knows it doesn't get it from the legions of libs that infest this place.
 
2013-01-10 09:58:43 AM  

BillCo: Diogenes: BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.

And yet you pay to stay here.  Who's the real fool?

Fark needs balance.  Lord knows it doesn't get it from the legions of libs that infest this place.


Such self sacrifice!  What a terrible burden is must be for you to carry the full weight of derp.
 
2013-01-10 09:59:48 AM  

BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.


What a commodian, you should be flushed.
 
2013-01-10 10:01:26 AM  

Diogenes: BillCo: Diogenes: BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.

And yet you pay to stay here.  Who's the real fool?

Fark needs balance.  Lord knows it doesn't get it from the legions of libs that infest this place.

Such self sacrifice!  What a terrible burden is must be for you to carry the full weight of derp.


Yes, I know.  It's a miracle i'm able to do it in between working to pay taxes to support your welfare checks.

By the way, did that rash ever clear up?
 
2013-01-10 10:29:15 AM  

BillCo:

By the way, did that rash ever clear up?


NO! Tell your mom she needs to wash her cooch every once in a whille. I knew it wasn't the dinner that was cooking, what I smelled that night.
 
2013-01-10 10:36:15 AM  

TNel: BillCo:

By the way, did that rash ever clear up?

NO! Tell your mom she needs to wash her cooch every once in a whille. I knew it wasn't the dinner that was cooking, what I smelled that night.


Now, you see Di, that's some funny stuff right there.  You need to work in more humor and less martyred soul.
 
2013-01-10 10:43:58 AM  
Hey now! Canadians are known to love tacos too. Except of course they put ham and pineapple on them
 
2013-01-10 10:49:41 AM  
It would have made more sense with a torta, Einstein.
 
2013-01-10 10:52:41 AM  
www.latinorebels.com

Did you ever hear a Southerner prattle on about how the women are so much hotter in the South?
 
2013-01-10 10:55:23 AM  

Krieghund: Mexican-style restaurant

Well played, subby.

Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


It's surprisingly not bad as long as you go to the right ones.  Just look for the ones that are fully staffed, but only have one car in the parking lot.
 
2013-01-10 10:59:50 AM  
Witty?
 
2013-01-10 11:03:30 AM  
www.staceyreid.com
 
2013-01-10 11:03:52 AM  
This reminds me of the idiot mayor who said he would reach out to Latinos in his community by making tacos for dinner.
 
2013-01-10 11:06:55 AM  
Fools! You should only buy your t shirts from Snorg.

img833.imageshack.us

We need to keep these girls employed!!
 
2013-01-10 11:15:50 AM  

BillCo: Fark needs balance.


upload.wikimedia.org

R.I.P. CYGNUS THE GOD OF BALANCE

 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 11:16:49 AM  

serial_crusher: Reporter: "Let's say if you were to put a watermelon or some fried chicken under the box?"
Um, that's a stereotype about African Americans, not actual Africans.  African Americans are by definition not illegal immigrants.  Would anybody have actually concluded racism from that, or just been confused?


I don't think anyone in SC would be confused by that.
 
vpb [TotalFark]
2013-01-10 11:20:34 AM  

Rapmaster2000: It would have made more sense with a torta, Einstein.


Aint them tacos just tortas bent round some meat?
 
2013-01-10 11:21:38 AM  
Why would legal Mexican immigrants avoid tacos as opposed to illegal immigrants eating them? Isn't this the question the reporter should be asking? The 'joke' relies on the premise that illegal immigrants and Mexicans are the same thing--otherwise it wouldn't make sense to use tacos to catch "illegal immigrants." Of course tacos are hardly equivalent to Mexican food, but I doubt they know that.
 
2013-01-10 11:26:27 AM  
giovanniworld.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-10 11:26:46 AM  

Pud: This looks like a brilliant marketing ploy to me. Look at all of the free advertisement they're getting. I predict their sales will increase 10 fold after this.

/Oh yea, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!


Chik a fil nods knowingly.

/seriously, there is money in being the official taco joint of the tea-tards I'm sure
 
2013-01-10 11:28:05 AM  
My girlfiend has a taco trap.
 
2013-01-10 11:28:34 AM  

Somacandra: Why would legal Mexican immigrants avoid tacos as opposed to illegal immigrants eating them? Isn't this the question the reporter should be asking? The 'joke' relies on the premise that illegal immigrants and Mexicans are the same thing--otherwise it wouldn't make sense to use tacos to catch "illegal immigrants." Of course tacos are hardly equivalent to Mexican food, but I doubt they know that.


Exactly.

When you become a legal US citizen, do you all of the sudden lose your taste for tacos? That makes no sense, culinary or otherwise.
 
2013-01-10 11:31:46 AM  
Nice going, Chewbacco. Always thinkin' with your stomach.
 
2013-01-10 11:32:44 AM  
Conservative humor.
 
2013-01-10 11:32:46 AM  
Huh! Kind of like how the word "w*tb*ck" sparks outrage by FARK mods.
 
2013-01-10 11:33:17 AM  
Illegals aliens are illegal

Means 'Breaking the Law'
How about I come over to your crib and break the law inside it?

How poor the reading comprehension of Liberals
 
2013-01-10 11:33:24 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: How to catch a dumbass cracker


Look, cute racism. This turd should be banned for using a racial epithet.
 
2013-01-10 11:34:10 AM  

BillCo: Yes, I know.  It's a miracle i'm able to do it in between working to pay taxes to support your welfare checks.


BillCo: Now, you see Di, that's some funny stuff right there.  You need to work in more humor and less martyred soul


That's some fine irony right there - good jorb BillCo
 
2013-01-10 11:34:45 AM  
awesome
 
2013-01-10 11:35:15 AM  
Once again proving how insidious the menace of racism is today in this country.
 
2013-01-10 11:35:52 AM  
South Carolina: Look out, Texas, we want to be the nation's biggest embarrassment of a state.
 
2013-01-10 11:36:16 AM  
I'm not a racist.

Of course you're not.

My mother who is an otherwise pleasant woman has quite a few bigoted views which drives me absolutely nuts. She pretty much ALWAYS prefaces one of her rants with that line.

Makes her look a total idiot but she's old so what can you do. After years of me shaming her on her use of the words "darky" and "Paki (which she uses to describe anybody from the middle east... including India)" she's a little better but with all the hateful crap that's started becoming acceptable in the media because of the wars and the Obama haters it's bubbling back to the surface.

It makes me very sad.
 
2013-01-10 11:36:50 AM  
My son (15 years old), was talking about UNM raising entrance requirements as being racist towards Hispanics. I asked him if Hispanics were disproportionately dumber than the overall population; he said no. I told him there's nothing racist about it. It's an ethnicity(which it is), not a race. They can claim "La Raza" as much as they want, doesn't make it true, Just like Santa clause and the Easter Bunny, and God, it's not true. Not hating on anyone, just stating facts.
hungry now, going out for Huevos a la mexicana burritos. Topped w/Habañero salsa.
 
2013-01-10 11:37:01 AM  

BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.


Where is this welfare check you speak of?
 
2013-01-10 11:37:58 AM  
I guess somebody needs to make a "How to Catch a Redneck" tshirt, with some meth or bag of Cheetos in the illustration.
 
2013-01-10 11:38:23 AM  
Obviously they are not racist in intent. Obviously. Obviously.
 
2013-01-10 11:41:14 AM  
I_Am_Weasel: "For example; What if, instead of a taco, they put a falafel?"

Falafel loofah?
Brilliant!
 
2013-01-10 11:41:46 AM  

UberDave: Even their regional food sucks.


Now you're just trolling. TXBBQ and SC BBQ are very different but "sucks" is horse sh*t.

neritz: It's surprisingly not bad as long as you go to the right ones. Just look for the ones that are fully staffed, but only have one car in the parking lot.


I've had Mexican food all over San Diego, which I have to assume is good since it seemed quite popular with Mexicans and made by Mexicans, as well as getting recommendations to my married-to-a-native-Mexican boss, and I've found similar fare here in Charleston. I've had some blah stuff, too. We have Mexicans just like every other state, from the source. Agriculture-heavy economies tend to attract them, and more power to them, especially when it means I have a broad selection of fare.

Carn: Conservative humor.


Yeah, they just aren't funny. They get "mean and hurtful" and they get "aww shucks" but funny is a stretch. Not that liberals don't go "mean and hurtful," but they have a whole bag of tricks in addition. Must have to do with education, more specifically not automatically demonizing it.
 
2013-01-10 11:42:05 AM  
RACISM!
 
2013-01-10 11:42:17 AM  
I would call this the worst marketing campaign of all time, but I've driven by that place for a good five years and have never once seen more than two cars in the parking lot.
 
2013-01-10 11:43:19 AM  
Hey, it's ok, we're not racist or anything! WINK
 
2013-01-10 11:45:30 AM  

EyeballKid: South Carolina: Look out, Texas, we want to be the nation's biggest embarrassment of a state.


Texas has too many redeeming qualities to hold a candle to South Carolina in the "embarassment" department. Do they have a Corridor of Shame? I didn't think so!

Uranus Megahertz: Where is this welfare check you speak of?


Under the box labeled "BIE."
 
2013-01-10 11:45:30 AM  
How dare she not respect criminals!
 
2013-01-10 11:45:33 AM  
Wow, that's some edgy comedy, right there. I'm not offended because of the racism, I'm offended that someone thought that lame joke was worth putting on a shirt.
 
2013-01-10 11:46:44 AM  

Pud: This looks like a brilliant marketing ploy to me. Look at all of the free advertisement they're getting. I predict their sales will increase 10 fold after this.

/Oh yea, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!


Outrage is a brilliant marketing play any day of the week.

Works wonders for Fox News.
 
2013-01-10 11:47:25 AM  
*tries to change subject*
So.... how them redskins doing?
 
2013-01-10 11:47:25 AM  
Snelgrove says the genesis of the shirt began in during a trip to Key West.

"We actually ran across 'How to Catch an Illegal Immigrant', and we just spun off of that, put our name on it, and printed them up," said Snelgrove, over the frantic shushing motions of her lawyer. "I mean, really, we saw this on a shirt there, made a blatant copy with our name on it, and started selling them. And now it's gone national, so I want everyone to know that we copied someone else's idea, slapped our restaurant name on it as if we did it ourselves or maybe implying that that artist endorses our restaurant, and started using them for commercial gain."
 
2013-01-10 11:47:39 AM  
I doubt that trap would even work.
 
2013-01-10 11:47:54 AM  
"What can we do to drive away our primary market segment with maximum efficiency?"

*pause*

*tapping of pencil on desk*

"THINK, people.  THINK!  I want ANSWERS!"
 
2013-01-10 11:48:25 AM  
Hey now; I'm pretty sure that they would have to do better than that to catch illegals.

Perhaps they would do better by place a fat white woman under the box.

/ I keed, I keed; please don't hurt me
 
2013-01-10 11:48:43 AM  
i0.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-10 11:48:46 AM  
I like tacos and my mom was an anchor baby and I was "hecho en Mexico".

/White. So white I throw off cameras.
//born in Canada, my parents were on vacation.
///mom was born in Glace Bay in 1945 and her parents lived in Nfld, bi.
 
2013-01-10 11:50:01 AM  
It's as if they don't understand the meaning of the word "dis-genuine". But then again, South Carolina.
 
2013-01-10 11:50:14 AM  
That's an outrage, that trap could just as easily get me, if I was hungry and walking by, I mean, free tacos, right?
 
2013-01-10 11:50:38 AM  

ringersol: I_Am_Weasel: "For example; What if, instead of a taco, they put a falafel?"

Falafel loofah?
Brilliant!


Faloofel.
 
2013-01-10 11:50:41 AM  
Looks like a better way to catch drunk college students.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:02 AM  
South Carolina is making a strong case for its own Fark tag.

/Do they have a poutine shirt?
 
2013-01-10 11:51:09 AM  

oh_please: Wow, that's some edgy comedy, right there. I'm not offended because of the racism, I'm offended that someone thought that lame joke was worth putting on a shirt.


And charging $35, no less! The mark-up is the real crime here.

I'm a person that believes that we should have smart immigration control, and that illegal immigration is a bad situation for criminal influx, abuse of the not-otherwise-criminal immigrants, and yes social services in areas that feel its greatest impact. It is a really raw deal for legal immigrants that have to jump through hoops like you wouldn't believe to get their ticket punched. However, these folks are the ultimate capitalists... they come to work like crazy at a lower cost than the competition in a variety of fields. They're typically pretty conservative Christians (Catholic, Mormon, and others) and are working to better their family's situation.

And they get sh*t on by the same people that employ them, who otherwise hold the exact same values.
 
2013-01-10 11:51:15 AM  

factoryconnection:
Carn: Conservative humor.

Yeah, they just aren't funny. They get "mean and hurtful" and they get "aww shucks" but funny is a stretch. Not that liberals don't go "mean and hurtful," but they have a whole bag of tricks in addition. Must have to do with education, more specifically not automatically demonizing it.


That's pretty much my definition of conservative humor. It typically degrades or demonizes some group or person, is mean and hurtful, and oh yeah not funny. "Mexicans are lazy, smell bad, and only eat tacos. Hey man, don't get mad at me because you can't take a joke!"
 
2013-01-10 11:52:37 AM  
Disapproves:

ionenewsone.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-01-10 11:54:54 AM  

UberDave: Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks.  You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries.  I'm heading into East Texas today.  If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good.  In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.


F these racist assholes, I'm going over to the Michoacana mercado at lunch and buying some al pastor tacos from some gal that can barely speak English, and it will be glorious.
I know enough that when she says para aqui o' aya, it means for here or to go, and when she says sabor y cilantro(chopped onion and cilantro), I'd damn well better say "Si".

i865.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 11:55:05 AM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Fools! You should only buy your t shirts from Snorg.

[img833.imageshack.us image 550x400]

We need to keep these girls employed!!


Nice... I would be reverse transcriptase since I would want to put a little piece of me in you.
 
2013-01-10 11:55:30 AM  
It's racist because I'm pretty sure I would fall for that trap and I'm not an illegal immigrant.
 
2013-01-10 11:55:52 AM  

UberDave: Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks.  You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries.  I'm heading into East Texas today.  If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good.  In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.


When we go down to Hemingway to visit the wife's family we always get some of this guy's Link BBQ. Tastes like neither roadkill or ass, and that vinegar based BBQ sauce is delicious.
 
2013-01-10 11:55:53 AM  

factoryconnection: oh_please: Wow, that's some edgy comedy, right there. I'm not offended because of the racism, I'm offended that someone thought that lame joke was worth putting on a shirt.

And charging $35, no less! The mark-up is the real crime here.

I'm a person that believes that we should have smart immigration control, and that illegal immigration is a bad situation for criminal influx, abuse of the not-otherwise-criminal immigrants, and yes social services in areas that feel its greatest impact. It is a really raw deal for legal immigrants that have to jump through hoops like you wouldn't believe to get their ticket punched. However, these folks are the ultimate capitalists... they come to work like crazy at a lower cost than the competition in a variety of fields. They're typically pretty conservative Christians (Catholic, Mormon, and others) and are working to better their family's situation.

And they get sh*t on by the same people that employ them, who otherwise hold the exact same values.


.
You had me until that last sentence, or did the Hollywood elites and lefty hipsters all wake up as Republicans this morning?
 
2013-01-10 11:56:27 AM  

NuttierThanEver: Hey now! Canadians are known to love tacos too. Except of course they put ham and pineapple on them


Pineapple is totally acceptable in good pork al pastor.
 
2013-01-10 11:57:03 AM  

Maud Dib: UberDave: Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks.  You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries.  I'm heading into East Texas today.  If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good.  In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.

F these racist assholes, I'm going over to the Michoacana mercado at lunch and buying some al pastor tacos from some gal that can barely speak English, and it will be glorious.
I know enough that when she says para aqui o' aya, it means for here or to go, and when she says sabor y cilantro(chopped onion and cilantro), I'd damn well better say "Si".

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]


God damn that looks good. Now I want tacos.
 
2013-01-10 11:58:47 AM  
Maud Dib

UberDave: Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks. You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries. I'm heading into East Texas today. If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good. In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.


regional BBQ troll in a racist-troll thread?
Brilliant!
 
2013-01-10 11:59:24 AM  

Somacandra: Why would legal Mexican immigrants avoid tacos as opposed to illegal immigrants eating them?


Legal immigrants don't sneak around, trying to grab tacos that aren't theirs. Thus, Legal immigrants won't try to take the tacos, and won't be caught.

/sheesh
 
2013-01-10 12:01:07 PM  
I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbequed iguana.
 
2013-01-10 12:02:27 PM  
Taco's are American, not Mexican.
 
2013-01-10 12:02:57 PM  
I'll just leave this here

Landon Donovan wetbacks into Mexico
 
2013-01-10 12:03:27 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [www.latinorebels.com image 470x347]

Did you ever hear a Southerner prattle on about how the women are so much hotter dumber in the South?


Less brains means they have a better chance to procreate.
 
2013-01-10 12:03:39 PM  

TomD9938: I doubt that trap would even work.


Nearly did a spit-take all over my monitor.

Well done.
 
2013-01-10 12:05:08 PM  
Holy flucking crud shaker. Are they suggesting that Mexicans eat Mexican food?!?! I mean, just calling it Mexican food is racist! amirite
 
2013-01-10 12:05:28 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: For example; What if, instead of a taco, they put a falafel?


Then they'd have to change the shirt to read "How to catch a Bill O'Reilly".
 
2013-01-10 12:06:02 PM  

BillCo: Diogenes: BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.

And yet you pay to stay here.  Who's the real fool?

Fark needs balance.  Lord knows it doesn't get it from the legions of libs that infest this place.


Balance?...this sounds like socialism to me. Bad conservative, bad bad.
 
2013-01-10 12:06:08 PM  
Catching isn't the problem. The problem is finding an honest person left in the government that takes their oath of office seriously.
 
2013-01-10 12:08:33 PM  

Carn:
God damn that looks good. Now I want tacos.


That verde sauce is trouble when it hits the anus.
 
2013-01-10 12:08:53 PM  
Carn: factoryconnection:
Carn: Conservative humor.

Yeah, they just aren't funny. They get "mean and hurtful" and they get "aww shucks" but funny is a stretch. Not that liberals don't go "mean and hurtful," but they have a whole bag of tricks in addition. Must have to do with education, more specifically not automatically demonizing it.

That's pretty much my definition of conservative humor. It typically degrades or demonizes some group or person, is mean and hurtful, and oh yeah not funny. "Mexicans are lazy, smell bad, and only eat tacos. Hey man, don't get mad at me because you can't take a joke!"


Or they complain about people being too PC, aka the white man's victim card.
 
2013-01-10 12:09:39 PM  

factoryconnection: oh_please: Wow, that's some edgy comedy, right there. I'm not offended because of the racism, I'm offended that someone thought that lame joke was worth putting on a shirt.

And charging $35, no less! The mark-up is the real crime here.

I'm a person that believes that we should have smart immigration control, and that illegal immigration is a bad situation for criminal influx, abuse of the not-otherwise-criminal immigrants, and yes social services in areas that feel its greatest impact. It is a really raw deal for legal immigrants that have to jump through hoops like you wouldn't believe to get their ticket punched. However, these folks are the ultimate capitalists... they come to work like crazy at a lower cost than the competition in a variety of fields. They're typically pretty conservative Christians (Catholic, Mormon, and others) and are working to better their family's situation.

And they get sh*t on by the same people that employ them, who otherwise profess to hold the exact same values.

The better to feed their endless narcissism. Gotta feel superior to someone. Pay 'em so you can snub 'em.
 
2013-01-10 12:09:49 PM  
buycooltshirt.com
 
2013-01-10 12:10:37 PM  

PsyLord: Nice... I would be reverse transcriptase since I would want to put a little piece of me in you.


Don't you mean in her

img803.imageshack.us

Please say you meant to say her...

/we could have a hot girls wearing tee shirts thread
//it's happened before
 
2013-01-10 12:11:53 PM  

Sybarite: Just so happens we used tacos because we have a Mexican restaurant.

Uh-huh


FTA
Snelgrove's only Hispanic co-worker, Riley, is taking shirt orders. Riley says she's not offended, but didn't want to talk about it on record.

So much fail from everyone affiliated with this restaurant.
 
2013-01-10 12:12:44 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: PsyLord: Nice... I would be reverse transcriptase since I would want to put a little piece of me in you.

Don't you mean in her

[img803.imageshack.us image 300x600]

Please say you meant to say her...

/we could have a hot girls wearing tee shirts thread
//it's happened before


Yeah, her. I was responding to the statement on the T-shirt. I'm sure you're an attractive fellow, but I don't swing that way. NTTIATWWT if someone did swing that way.
 
2013-01-10 12:13:36 PM  

BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.


A+++ WOULD LAUGH AGAIN
 
2013-01-10 12:15:15 PM  

factoryconnection: UberDave: Even their regional food sucks.

Now you're just trolling. TXBBQ and SC BBQ are very different but "sucks" is horse sh*t.



Ok, ok.  It's just every time I go there I'm stuck in and around Aiken.  I've been sorely disappointed by road-side shack BBQ.  If you see a place like that in rural Texas, especially if there is smoke rising from out back, you're going to get some good BBQ.
 
2013-01-10 12:16:02 PM  
Who cares if someone's racist?
 
2013-01-10 12:16:34 PM  

Somacandra: BillCo: Fark needs balance.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 350x350]

R.I.P. CYGNUS THE GOD OF BALANCE


Claims confirming my death are clear exaggerations.

Lemme RTFA, for a sec...

The shirt pictures a pair of tacos underneath a wooden trap with the phrase "How to Catch an Illegal Immigrant" written just above in red, white, and green lettering -- the same three colors on the Mexican national flag.

So does Italy and Ireland, but anyways.

Seems that is a market strategy, and pretty stupid one IMO, but one to gather attention from everyone, seeing themselves as the Chick-Fil-A, but with tacos and against illegal immigration.

I myself am no fan of illegal immigration because it implies the endangerment of people who simply want to give their families as better life; a process that involves dealing with criminals and corrupt government officials in both sides of the border, going through a territory that has proven time and time again that is not for the weak of body and faint of heart (the desert has killed more immigrants than the border patrol in both sides will ever kill), subject oneself to meager wages and inhuman working conditions, turned into political fodder, and lastly, perpetuating separation between peoples that, in other circumstances would probably find more things in common with each other.

I myself would prefer a massive radical change in both social and economic improvements to the working and farming classes in Mexico, which in turn would decrease the need to move (whether if it's legal or not), but unfortunately since the Mexican ruling classes control the means of communication (there are only two major TV stations with smaller sub-TV channels, and one of them is partner with a phone and internet provider), new ideas are hard to go through Mexican society, but we're getting there.

Other than that, I think the rest of the rest of the article can be summed up in:

www.nswreconciliation.org.au

The comments section... I don't wanna touch that bag of snakes, but, as a final note, Jadeveon Clowney is the worst made-up name ever.
 
2013-01-10 12:18:29 PM  

Maud Dib: UberDave: Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks.  You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries.  I'm heading into East Texas today.  If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good.  In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.

F these racist assholes, I'm going over to the Michoacana mercado at lunch and buying some al pastor tacos from some gal that can barely speak English, and it will be glorious.
I know enough that when she says para aqui o' aya, it means for here or to go, and when she says sabor y cilantro(chopped onion and cilantro), I'd damn well better say "Si".

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]


Hit me up if you are in Dallas. I can take you to a true authentic whole in the wall taco shop. My better half is from Oaxaca so she can sniff out the good places.
 
2013-01-10 12:20:05 PM  

UberDave: Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks.  You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries.  I'm heading into East Texas today.  If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good.  In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.


Violation: Please only troll one topic per thread please. We are having a racist troll thread. Please stick to the subject at hand. Thank you.
 
2013-01-10 12:20:15 PM  

Latinwolf: Or they complain about people being too PC, aka the white man's victim card.


"Political correctness for show" is a problem, but I hear people call "PC run amok" over the stupidest sh*t all the time. "Navy skipper relieved of duty for inappropriate conduct" when the "conduct" was letting half his crew get wasted and arrested in a foreign port. PC RUN AMOK. Female students out-performing males in school and college. PC RUN AMOK.

I guess I just don't feel threatened enough, although I'm still only 35.
 
2013-01-10 12:20:40 PM  
Lighten up.

It's no worse than the jokes on nearly every episode of "Family Guy" and farkers quote that show like gospel.
 
2013-01-10 12:20:58 PM  
Im white and love tacos. I would fall for that trap.
 
2013-01-10 12:21:01 PM  
Tacos aren't traditional Mexican food anyway, dumbass. I think they meant "how to catch a fat drunk at 3am"
 
2013-01-10 12:21:09 PM  

Somacandra: Why would legal Mexican immigrants avoid tacos as opposed to illegal immigrants eating them?


Because hard-shell tacos are an abomination to the Universe. Then again, I guess that would make the trap useless.
 
2013-01-10 12:24:17 PM  

UberDave: Ok, ok. It's just every time I go there I'm stuck in and around Aiken. I've been sorely disappointed by road-side shack BBQ.


That I believe. This state can churn out amazing food but also has a high tolerance for slop. What you describe would disappoint the hell out of me, as I always try to go for the local flavor when I travel.

CygnusDarius: The comments section... I don't wanna touch that bag of snakes, but, as a final note, Jadeveon Clowney is the worst made-up name ever.


The only man named "Clowney" in history that no one will ever point out that his name is hilarious. That he's half bear, half honey badger, and half man probably explains that.
 
2013-01-10 12:24:26 PM  
Ok, so we catch illegal mexicans with tacos, illegal africans with watermelons, illegal liberals with welfare checks...

How do we catch a China man then, let me know GOP!!! I'm dying for this one...

armystrongstories.com

/booty traps!!!
 
2013-01-10 12:24:59 PM  

sobernutz:
Hit me up if you are in Dallas. I can take you to a true authentic whole in the wall taco shop. My better half is from Oaxaca so she can sniff out the good places.


Fuel City?
I hear that place is the tits.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:05 PM  
Take the crate and poke a bottle of wine under it. Who would you be targeting?

Depends on the wine. MD20/20 and African Americans will be outraged. Make it a $50 bottle and Hipsters will be amused.

Poke a big burger under there, change the wording to 'kid trap' and white folks will be outraged, especially those raising a litter of porkys.

Keep the wording and poke a bottle of Vodka there and Russians will just raise a toast and agree.

Change it to Cuss-cuss and you'll pi$$ off Middle Eastern folks.

When I was in school, all sorts of 'racial' jokes flew about since WW2 had ended just over a decade prior. Especially jokes concerning the Polish and Italians. (My ancestry is Spanish, Italian, Polish and German. Two of my great grand parents on either side could not speak English.)

The thing of it was, no one actually got offended. I knew a lot of Polish and Italian jokes. (How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to climb the ladder and hold the bulb. Two to lift and turn the ladder.)

You can't go through life without making a 'racial' joke about someone. (Chinese fire drill.) It's human nature to poke fun at other folks.

When they censored the early cartoons because of offensive depictions of blacks and Japanese, no one paid attention to the fact that the majority of 'offensive' depictions were about white folks and Americans.

Apparently, it's just fine to ridicule them. That's not racist. Look back to cartoons and movies made before the 1960's and you'll find whites and mainly Americans lampooning themselves far more than any other race or nationality.

Elmer Fudd was the epitome of the dumb white guy hunter. They lampooned door to door salesmen, slick talking car dealers, cops and especially politicians. Bugs Bunny was forever running into an oily looking magician, matre-d (sp), salesman or farmer who was determined to make his life miserable. All had big noses, slicked back oily hair and tended to resemble weasels.

All were white Americans.

They poked fun at the upper class, rail road cops, train conductors and anyone else they thought of.

No one gave a shiat.

The majority of kids who saw 'Song of the South' did not see Uncle Remus as an ex-slave, but a good natured, wise, old Black man, full of wonderful stories. They saw the Bear and wolf going after Brar'e (SP) Rabbit as backwoods hicks.

Speedy Gonzales was a Mexican hero. His career was ended because of 'racism'. Though, the cartoon was not exactly racist. He made the Mexicans look good.

Political Correctness turned into censorship real fast and folks suddenly decided that they were being made fun of because of their race or nationality.

They had to be told that.

Yosemite Sam was a Cowboy stereotype, hot tempered and quick on the trigger -- but he was white so no one cared that he was an idiot. Yet depicting an American Indian acting dumb and it was offensive.

Folks need to get over themselves. Any time you create an 'Offensive' tag, it rapidly gets out of control and starts covering everything, often for some of the stupidest reasons.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:21 PM  

Krieghund: Mexican-style restaurant

Well played, subby.

Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


i imagine it involves processed american "cheese sauce", canned black olives, and canned jalapenos. and maybe uses Pace for their house salsa.

/ i love mexican food. i hate that most of this country prefers mexican inspired american food.
 
2013-01-10 12:27:44 PM  
In Charleston, SC, one of the big draws is the slave market; it's the actual market on the waterfront where the slaves were unloaded off of the newly arrived ships and sold to their new owners. Now it is used as a sort of outdoor market where people sell various goods, everything from handmade baskets woven by the ancestors of former slaves to historical artifacts and various tshirts and trinkets. Some of the tshirt vendors there have some of the most incredibly racist shirts I've ever seen in my life, and I wondered who would actually buy and wear such a thing. The one I remember the most was a shirt that had a picture of a cotton plant with the slogan "COTTON - It's a white thing, You used to pick it"
 
2013-01-10 12:28:46 PM  

KellyX: Ok, so we catch illegal mexicans with tacos, illegal africans with watermelons, illegal liberals with welfare checks...

How do we catch a China man then, let me know GOP!!! I'm dying for this one...

[armystrongstories.com image 320x240]

/booty traps!!!


We catch them with scholarships.

/I feel dirty
 
2013-01-10 12:29:38 PM  

DubyaHater: Violation: Please only troll one topic per thread please. We are having a racist troll thread. Please stick to the subject at hand. Thank you.


Hey Liter, we can do more than one thing at a time.
 
2013-01-10 12:32:34 PM  

MBooda: Huh! Kind of like how the word "w*tb*ck" sparks outrage by FARK mods.


Yeah, you're the type of person who goes on and on about how "there's black people and then there's n*gg*rs", and thinks it's OK because Chris Rock said something like that once, aren't you?
 
2013-01-10 12:34:10 PM  
abhorrent1:

Came for esoesracista.jpg
Leaving satisfied.
 
2013-01-10 12:34:35 PM  

Barbwiremike: I would call this the worst marketing campaign of all time, but I've driven by that place for a good five years and have never once seen more than two cars in the parking lot.


Maybe they take public transportation.
 
2013-01-10 12:34:53 PM  
Whoops, I meant .gif
 
2013-01-10 12:35:11 PM  
Rik01:
You sound white.
 
2013-01-10 12:35:26 PM  

Maud Dib: sobernutz:
Hit me up if you are in Dallas. I can take you to a true authentic whole in the wall taco shop. My better half is from Oaxaca so she can sniff out the good places.

Fuel City?
I hear that place is the tits.


Nah, it's over by the Post Office center off of 30. It's inside of a mechanic shop. Place gets packed on friday nights and it's BYOB.
 
2013-01-10 12:36:30 PM  

Clemkadidlefark: Illegals aliens are illegal

Means 'Breaking the Law'
How about I come over to your crib and break the law inside it?

How poor the reading comprehension of Liberals


So, are illegal aliens the only people who eat tacos?
 
2013-01-10 12:36:57 PM  
Lift up the box... free tacos!! Rational thought wins again.


/outside the box
 
2013-01-10 12:37:17 PM  
this kind of reasoning is exactly how my dad thinks.  when the guy with a hispanic name who ran from the scene of an accident i was in was found to have outstanding warrants, my dad said he was probably an illegal alien and that's why he ran.  i said he shouldn't make that assumption.  he claimed i was the one making assumptions.
the old "i know you are, but what am i?" ruse works every time.
 
2013-01-10 12:37:24 PM  
I can't be racist, there just aren't any significant number of minorities here to oppress.

/stupid Iowa and your 98% whiteness
 
2013-01-10 12:37:42 PM  
FTA In a statement posted to the restaurant's website, the restaurant's owner, Leeane Snelgrove, says she'll only take questions from the media on voicemail.

However, Snelgrove says she will take two phone calls in particular.

"The only calls we may except are from Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh - but we're not sure its that news worthy," said the statement.


nope she is a totally unbiased individual.
 
2013-01-10 12:39:32 PM  
How nice that she gets threats of violence from liberals and illegals.

I'm not surprised at all.

If you disagree with a liberal.. you are obviously a horrible person, and deserve to be killed.

Oh.. and your racist.
 
2013-01-10 12:43:44 PM  

BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.


Or your mom.
 
2013-01-10 12:44:24 PM  

BolshyGreatYarblocks: BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.

Or your mom.


Or a platter of bacon, and a pint.
 
2013-01-10 12:44:31 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: serial_crusher: Reporter: "Let's say if you were to put a watermelon or some fried chicken under the box?"
Um, that's a stereotype about African Americans, not actual Africans.  African Americans are by definition not illegal immigrants.  Would anybody have actually concluded racism from that, or just been confused?

Why a taco, why not some other food that is stereotypical?

For example; What if, instead of a taco, they put a falafel?


i.huffpost.com
"I like where you're going with this"


 
2013-01-10 12:45:42 PM  

factoryconnection: I've had Mexican food all over San Diego, which I have to assume is good since it seemed quite popular with Mexicans and made by Mexicans, as well as getting recommendations to my married-to-a-native-Mexican boss, and I've found similar fare here in Charleston. I've had some blah stuff, too. We have Mexicans just like every other state, from the source. Agriculture-heavy economies tend to attract them, and more power to them, especially when it means I have a broad selection of fare.


My favorite taco place here in Katy (just outside of Houston) is entirely run by Mexicans and 90 percent of the clients are Hispanic. Freaking awesome tacos and very good prices too.

Link
 
2013-01-10 12:46:45 PM  

Rik01: Take the crate and poke a bottle of wine under it. Who would you be targeting?

Depends on the wine. MD20/20 and African Americans will be outraged. Make it a $50 bottle and Hipsters will be amused.

Poke a big burger under there, change the wording to 'kid trap' and white folks will be outraged, especially those raising a litter of porkys.

Keep the wording and poke a bottle of Vodka there and Russians will just raise a toast and agree.

Change it to Cuss-cuss and you'll pi$$ off Middle Eastern folks.

When I was in school, all sorts of 'racial' jokes flew about since WW2 had ended just over a decade prior. Especially jokes concerning the Polish and Italians. (My ancestry is Spanish, Italian, Polish and German. Two of my great grand parents on either side could not speak English.)

The thing of it was, no one actually got offended. I knew a lot of Polish and Italian jokes. (How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to climb the ladder and hold the bulb. Two to lift and turn the ladder.)

You can't go through life without making a 'racial' joke about someone. (Chinese fire drill.) It's human nature to poke fun at other folks.

When they censored the early cartoons because of offensive depictions of blacks and Japanese, no one paid attention to the fact that the majority of 'offensive' depictions were about white folks and Americans.

Apparently, it's just fine to ridicule them. That's not racist. Look back to cartoons and movies made before the 1960's and you'll find whites and mainly Americans lampooning themselves far more than any other race or nationality.

Elmer Fudd was the epitome of the dumb white guy hunter. They lampooned door to door salesmen, slick talking car dealers, cops and especially politicians. Bugs Bunny was forever running into an oily looking magician, matre-d (sp), salesman or farmer who was determined to make his life miserable. All had big noses, slicked back oily hair and tended to resemble weasels.

All were white American ...


here here.

Everybody is so easily butthurt. Bunch of whiny pussies.

It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites.. but the other way around and you should be viciously tortured before being killed.

All the whining and crying has made most people MORE racist.
 
2013-01-10 12:47:19 PM  

highendmighty: Who cares if someone's racist?


I do. I get really excited in threads like this because while I'm reading I can say to myself, "yep, that farker's racist; that one, too."
I'm getting really good at it.
 
2013-01-10 12:49:09 PM  

master_dman: How nice that she gets threats of violence from liberals and illegals.

I'm not surprised at all.

If you disagree with a liberal.. you are obviously a horrible person, and deserve to be killed.

Oh.. and your racist.


Yes...go on...what about my racist?
 
2013-01-10 12:49:18 PM  
Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.
 
2013-01-10 12:50:04 PM  
And if you put two beer cans under it and said "How to catch a red neck" or "How to catch a southerner" it would be totally fine and you would have no sense of humor at all. Any and all outrage would be mocked.

Page me when they put fried chicken in place of the tacos and use a racial epithet, because that would actually be something worthy of getting worked up about. This isn't.
 
2013-01-10 12:50:25 PM  

master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites.. but the other way around and you should be viciously tortured before being killed.

All the whining and crying has made most people MORE racist.


Everybody has sore spots. If you don't believe me, walk into an Irish pup and order an Irish Car Bomb.
 
2013-01-10 12:51:18 PM  
I hear they are selling like hot tamales.
 
2013-01-10 12:51:44 PM  

shiattynick: In Charleston, SC, one of the big draws is the slave market; it's the actual market on the waterfront where the slaves were unloaded off of the newly arrived ships and sold to their new owners.


Incorrect. The slave market, or "City Market," is where slaves sold things. The place where slaves were sold is a different spot, without all the crap salesmen, known as "The Old Slave Mart." It is on (Superintendent) Chalmers Street.

The T-shirt you describe is just beyond the pale ignorant, however.
 
2013-01-10 12:52:01 PM  
Only illegal immigrants eat their tacos? I don't get it.
 
2013-01-10 12:52:28 PM  
Going to order a couple of those shirts. Then give them to my gardeners.
 
2013-01-10 12:53:34 PM  

shiattynick: In Charleston, SC, one of the big draws is the slave market; it's the actual market on the waterfront where the slaves were unloaded off of the newly arrived ships and sold to their new owners. Now it is used as a sort of outdoor market where people sell various goods, everything from handmade baskets woven by the ancestors of former slaves to historical artifacts and various tshirts and trinkets. Some of the tshirt vendors there have some of the most incredibly racist shirts I've ever seen in my life, and I wondered who would actually buy and wear such a thing. The one I remember the most was a shirt that had a picture of a cotton plant with the slogan "COTTON - It's a white thing, You used to pick it"


Ever pick up one of those baskets woven out of sea grass and turn it over to check the price? I almost fainted from shock when I saw how much they charged for one little basket.

/which would be shredded by my four cats a half hour after I brought it home
//love visiting Charleston
///never bought one of those racist T-shirts though
 
2013-01-10 12:53:49 PM  
How is this even news?

Getting outraged and making this a story only engenders bad feelings on both sides of the debate and gives the attention whore restaurant more business.

It's not a funny or intelligent joke (as proven by the numerous holes poked in it in this thread). It's just a lazy joke that's admittedly unoriginal.

It's like the advertising run amok in the Treehouse of Horror. Just don't look, and it'll go away.
 
2013-01-10 12:53:58 PM  

red5ish: Obviously they are not racist in intent. Obviously. Obviously.


No, just racist on the internet.
 
2013-01-10 12:54:05 PM  

big pig peaches: Lighten up.

It's no worse than the jokes on nearly every episode of "Family Guy" and farkers quote that show like gospel.


Ricky Gervais has been helpful enough to explain the difference.

When you tell an offensive joke it can be funny if the teller and the audience both realize that it's offensive and are laughing at the offensiveness, and he demonstrates it by telling an (actually funny) joke about child molestation that utilizes that sense of absurd shock.

When either the teller or the listener doesn't get that and laughs because they think that the  content of the joke is the funny part (e.g., "because [ethnic group] is so danged stupid!"), it's no longer a joke  about offensiveness, it's just an offensive joke.

There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box.

Now do you get it?
 
2013-01-10 12:54:44 PM  

pute kisses like a man: Krieghund: Mexican-style restaurant

Well played, subby.

Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.

i imagine it involves processed american "cheese sauce", canned black olives, and canned jalapenos. and maybe uses Pace for their house salsa.

/ i love mexican food. i hate that most of this country prefers mexican inspired american food.


Sushi.
 
2013-01-10 12:55:18 PM  

Satanic_Hamster: My favorite taco place here in Katy (just outside of Houston) is entirely run by Mexicans and 90 percent of the clients are Hispanic. Freaking awesome tacos and very good prices too.


I'm sorry, but I have yet to find decent Mexican food, for two reasons:

1.- When I go to the US I don't eat Mexican, mostly because it feels weird

2.- I've had a few bad experiences with fake-ass Mexican food (my hatred towards hard-shell tacos is the stuff of myth and legend, as told by bards, skalds, Skrillex and banda groups) that have just soured the whole thing.

Then again, my state is right below Arizona, and while I've heard they have decent Sonoran hot dogs (not the most traditional of Mexican food, but wrapping sausage on bacon and then adding chorizo on it makes it damn tasty) and carne asada, I've yet to try them :/ .
 
2013-01-10 12:56:04 PM  

HeartBurnKid: MBooda: Huh! Kind of like how the word "w*tb*ck" sparks outrage by FARK mods.

Yeah, you're the type of person who goes on and on about how "there's black people and then there's n*gg*rs", and thinks it's OK because Chris Rock said something like that once, aren't you?


Yea.. that pretty much sums it up.

So redneck and hillbilly are reasons to get all riled up as well right?
How about the people of Wal-Mart? 90% are white.

Yet rednecks, hillbillies and people of walmart are greatly celebrated in the forums of fark.

but holy hell.. you say something disparaging about ANY other ethnic group and you are a filthy racist scum.

why the double standard? It only makes YOU look like a racist idiot.
 
2013-01-10 12:56:34 PM  

ChewbaccaJones: master_dman: How nice that she gets threats of violence from liberals and illegals.

I'm not surprised at all.

If you disagree with a liberal.. you are obviously a horrible person, and deserve to be killed.

Oh.. and your racist.

Yes...go on...what about my racist?


Your racists just pooped on my front lawn. You also need to spay your racist.
 
2013-01-10 12:56:42 PM  

master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites


Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?
 
2013-01-10 12:56:57 PM  

Rik01: Take the crate and poke a bottle of wine under it. Who would you be targeting?

Depends on the wine. MD20/20 and African Americans will be outraged. Make it a $50 bottle and Hipsters will be amused.

Poke a big burger under there, change the wording to 'kid trap' and white folks will be outraged, especially those raising a litter of porkys.

Keep the wording and poke a bottle of Vodka there and Russians will just raise a toast and agree.

Change it to Cuss-cuss and you'll pi$$ off Middle Eastern folks.

When I was in school, all sorts of 'racial' jokes flew about since WW2 had ended just over a decade prior. Especially jokes concerning the Polish and Italians. (My ancestry is Spanish, Italian, Polish and German. Two of my great grand parents on either side could not speak English.)

The thing of it was, no one actually got offended. I knew a lot of Polish and Italian jokes. (How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? 3. One to climb the ladder and hold the bulb. Two to lift and turn the ladder.)

You can't go through life without making a 'racial' joke about someone. (Chinese fire drill.) It's human nature to poke fun at other folks.

When they censored the early cartoons because of offensive depictions of blacks and Japanese, no one paid attention to the fact that the majority of 'offensive' depictions were about white folks and Americans.

Apparently, it's just fine to ridicule them. That's not racist. Look back to cartoons and movies made before the 1960's and you'll find whites and mainly Americans lampooning themselves far more than any other race or nationality.

Elmer Fudd was the epitome of the dumb white guy hunter. They lampooned door to door salesmen, slick talking car dealers, cops and especially politicians. Bugs Bunny was forever running into an oily looking magician, matre-d (sp), salesman or farmer who was determined to make his life miserable. All had big noses, slicked back oily hair and tended to resemble weasels.

All were white American ...


We white folks have always been in the position of power. That is what makes the bar of racism against us much higher. We don't have the history of being ACTUALLY discriminated against, or it's far enough back (like Irish prejudice) that people of Irish ancestry more or less have the same advantages of the rest of us crackers. This is especially true when racism is still being practiced against groups like Hispanics.
 
2013-01-10 12:57:27 PM  

Rik01: The majority of kids who saw 'Song of the South' did not see Uncle Remus as an ex-slave, but a good natured, wise, old Black man, full of wonderful stories. They saw the Bear and wolf going after Brar'e (SP) Rabbit as backwoods hicks.

I had the same feeling about Mrs. Butterworth. I just about had a heart attack when someone (on Fark no less) told me she was a racist caricature. I adored her as a kid (even would keep empty bottles to put my coins in). To know she's "racist" is just heart breaking!

Speedy Gonzales was a Mexican hero. His career was ended because of 'racism'. Though, the cartoon was not exactly racist. He made the Mexicans look good.

I've heard (although haven't confirmed) that he's actually still really popular south of the border.

 
2013-01-10 12:58:03 PM  

master_dman: If you disagree with a liberal.. you are obviously a horrible person, and deserve to be killed.

Oh.. and your racist.


I'm sorry... are you asking me if you can be my racist? I mean, I realize that you are probably fully qualified, but I don't think that I have any need for one.
 
2013-01-10 12:58:05 PM  
FTA: "The only calls we may except are from Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh - but we're not sure its that news worthy," said the statement."

The kind of person that writes like that probably hangs out in a park, wearing a sign like this:

2.bp.blogspot.com

/ silly Tea Partiers...
 
2013-01-10 12:58:05 PM  

Smelly Pirate Hooker: I guess somebody needs to make a "How to Catch a Redneck" tshirt, with some meth or bag of Cheetos in the illustration.


Or a woman with a black eye.
 
2013-01-10 12:58:58 PM  
The funny part is, those are Americanized Tacos.
It's actually kind of hard to find hard shell tacos like that in Mexico.
 
2013-01-10 12:59:51 PM  

murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.


This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)
 
2013-01-10 01:00:10 PM  
I think they put tacos on the shirt because most illegals are from South of the border, not racist, just fact.
 
2013-01-10 01:01:13 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?


We survive because we don't get all butthurt about every little slight.
 
2013-01-10 01:02:49 PM  

Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)



Nice use of the semicolon there.
 
2013-01-10 01:03:25 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?


I think that there's a simple question that people can ask themselves before pulling the reverse racism card.

Is there an  actually hurtful racial epithet that people can throw at you (and, no, "honky" isn't a good example)? If not, then it's probably pretty easy for you to be dismissive about claims of racism and maybe you should factor that into your considerations.
 
2013-01-10 01:04:44 PM  
White people don't like Tacos?
 
2013-01-10 01:05:01 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: big pig peaches: Lighten up.

It's no worse than the jokes on nearly every episode of "Family Guy" and farkers quote that show like gospel.

Ricky Gervais has been helpful enough to explain the difference.

When you tell an offensive joke it can be funny if the teller and the audience both realize that it's offensive and are laughing at the offensiveness, and he demonstrates it by telling an (actually funny) joke about child molestation that utilizes that sense of absurd shock.

When either the teller or the listener doesn't get that and laughs because they think that the  content of the joke is the funny part (e.g., "because [ethnic group] is so danged stupid!"), it's no longer a joke  about offensiveness, it's just an offensive joke.

There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box.

Now do you get it?


We can't laugh because the trap wouldn't actually work?
 
2013-01-10 01:07:54 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?


That T-shirt. It destroys freedoms. I must have it!
 
2013-01-10 01:08:01 PM  

Rik01: Make it a $50 bottle and Hipsters will be amused.


Why would a hipster pay $50 for a bottle of wine when all they drink is Yellow Tail?
 
2013-01-10 01:10:00 PM  
"Just so happens we used tacos because we have a Mexican restaurant."

Some 'Splainin' To Do: There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box. Now do you get it?


So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?
 
2013-01-10 01:10:41 PM  

murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.


I was homeschooled!
 
2013-01-10 01:10:47 PM  

Maud Dib: UberDave: Krieghund: Though I'd hate to see South Carolina's idea of Mexican-style food.


I thought of it makes the salsa rise in my gullet.

Even their regional food sucks.  You can get a good idea, typically, of regional cuisine by stopping in local hole-in-the-wall eateries.  I'm heading into East Texas today.  If I see a roadside shack out there offering East Texas BBQ, boudin, or tamales, it's going to be something good.  In SC, if you see a roadside BBQ shack, it's going to taste like roadkill, ass, and vinegar.

F these racist assholes, I'm going over to the Michoacana mercado at lunch and buying some al pastor tacos from some gal that can barely speak English, and it will be glorious.
I know enough that when she says para aqui o' aya, it means for here or to go, and when she says sabor y cilantro(chopped onion and cilantro), I'd damn well better say "Si".

[i865.photobucket.com image 850x637]


FARK YOU for posting that. JK you da man!

/it's cebolla
 
2013-01-10 01:12:23 PM  
Only root hugging liberals have a problem with this.....it's not like an illegal immigrant is going to see the shirt and be offended....and if they did happen to see it, they couldn't read it....or understand the humor. It is almost like people think they have feelings or something.
 
2013-01-10 01:12:30 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?

I think that there's a simple question that people can ask themselves before pulling the reverse racism card.

Is there an  actually hurtful racial epithet that people can throw at you (and, no, "honky" isn't a good example)? If not, then it's probably pretty easy for you to be dismissive about claims of racism and maybe you should factor that into your considerations.


My brother gets genuinely offended at "gringo." Is that somehow invalid?
 
2013-01-10 01:13:44 PM  

Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!



It shows. Net time use an em-dash (i.e. "--") for sentence fragments that follow on an idea.
 
2013-01-10 01:15:17 PM  

murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!


It shows. Net time use an em-dash (i.e. "--") for sentence fragments that follow on an idea.


My usage was perfect. Consult any major grammar reference.
 
2013-01-10 01:15:40 PM  

master_dman: Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?

We survive because we don't get all butthurt about every little slight.


Actually, you do. And you caused wars about it

Examples: Greeks thought that non-greek languages (and sometimes other greek city-states) all sounded like BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR (therefore coining the term Barbarian). Romans expanded the view from mostly Greek to Greco-Roman, so as to include themselves in the list (but not those filthy Gauls, they're just icky BAR-BAR-BAR-Barbarians).

Most Europeans in the Middle Ages considered Russians as not European, to the point that the isolated themselves from them (didn't help much that the Kiev peoples were subjects of constant attack from the Mongols, but then again the Mongols weren't so bad if you think about it).

And, in recent times, the Slavic peoples killing each other because of differences in ethnicity even though they share history. I could go on and on.

So really, you're strawman is just that. In the end, mankind is the worst of species and we should all just off ourselves with nukes.
 
2013-01-10 01:15:48 PM  

poot_rootbeer: Rik01: Make it a $50 bottle and Hipsters will be amused.

Why would a hipster pay $50 for a bottle of wine when all they drink is Yellow Tail?


just tell them something like "there are only 100 bottles produced a year" and they'll start clamoring over each other to drink it before it was cool.

you wouldn't understand. it's an underground thing.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:03 PM  
I"m not racist, I don't care who the heck you are or where you're from. If you're in the US ILLEGALLY, then you're a burden on society and you need to go the hell back where you came from.
Period.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:30 PM  
Ya know what I'm tired of? Seeing "ILLEGAL" in all caps.

/I know I'm dealing with an asshole when I see that.
 
2013-01-10 01:16:56 PM  

Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!


It shows. Net time use an em-dash (i.e. "--") for sentence fragments that follow on an idea.

My usage was perfect. Consult any major grammar reference.



You are incorrect; the proper usage of a semicolon requires that it precede a complete sentence that is intimately connected with what it precedes.
 
2013-01-10 01:17:31 PM  

CygnusDarius: So really, you're your strawman is just that. In the end, mankind is the worst of species and we should all just off ourselves with nukes.


FTFM, but I'm afraid it might be too late.
 
2013-01-10 01:18:18 PM  

CygnusDarius: master_dman: Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?

We survive because we don't get all butthurt about every little slight.

Actually, you do. And you caused wars about it

Examples: Greeks thought that non-greek languages (and sometimes other greek city-states) all sounded like BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR (therefore coining the term Barbarian). Romans expanded the view from mostly Greek to Greco-Roman, so as to include themselves in the list (but not those filthy Gauls, they're just icky BAR-BAR-BAR-Barbarians).

Most Europeans in the Middle Ages considered Russians as not European, to the point that the isolated themselves from them (didn't help much that the Kiev peoples were subjects of constant attack from the Mongols, but then again the Mongols weren't so bad if you think about it).

And, in recent times, the Slavic peoples killing each other because of differences in ethnicity even though they share history. I could go on and on.

So really, you're strawman is just that. In the end, mankind is the worst of species and we should all just off ourselves with nukes.


BIG FINIIIIIISH!
 
2013-01-10 01:18:51 PM  

havocmike: Ya know what I'm tired of? Seeing "ILLEGAL" in all caps.

/I know I'm dealing with an asshole when I see that.


When I see that, I remember this:

i2.ytimg.com
 
2013-01-10 01:19:35 PM  

factoryconnection: shiattynick: In Charleston, SC, one of the big draws is the slave market; it's the actual market on the waterfront where the slaves were unloaded off of the newly arrived ships and sold to their new owners.

Incorrect. The slave market, or "City Market," is where slaves sold things. The place where slaves were sold is a different spot, without all the crap salesmen, known as "The Old Slave Mart." It is on (Superintendent) Chalmers Street.

The T-shirt you describe is just beyond the pale ignorant, however.


Fun fact: the selling of slaves was illegal within charleston city limits when the market was constructed. Not for any moral reason, but because it was lumped in with the sale of livestock which was considered unsanitary.

/Taco Spot has the best guacamole I've ever eaten.
 
2013-01-10 01:20:17 PM  

computerguyUT: I"m not racist, I don't care who the heck you are or where you're from. If you're in the US ILLEGALLY, then you're a burden on society and you need to go the hell back where you came from. Period.


"We don't approve of illegal immigration."

If I'm reading the article correctly, that is the point they are trying to make. A lot of us agree with that point. Those that don't agree call us racists.
 
2013-01-10 01:20:39 PM  

Wangiss: BIG FINIIIIIISH!


I'm the Rocco Siffriedi of internet arguments.
 
2013-01-10 01:21:46 PM  
Well, I will say that Honolulu has the most pathetic Mexican food that I have ever had the misfortune to experience.
 
2013-01-10 01:22:22 PM  

BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker me, they could put a welfare check under the box.


/it's so cute when they project
 
2013-01-10 01:23:04 PM  

Loadmaster: "Just so happens we used tacos because we have a Mexican restaurant."

Some 'Splainin' To Do: There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box. Now do you get it?

So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?


Ah, the ever popular coy gambit.

"Why, how in the world can this be only directed at Mexicans? Everyone likes Tacos! Oh... and those colors? Sure, the Mexican flag has them too, but who doesn't like the colors red, white and green? The fact that you think that this is about Mexicans just proves that you're a racist!"
 
2013-01-10 01:23:32 PM  

Rapmaster2000: [www.latinorebels.com image 470x347]

Did you ever hear a Southerner prattle on about how the women are so much hotter in the South?


why yes I have, but then again I thought overweight people tend to perspire more anyway.
 
2013-01-10 01:23:49 PM  

hasty ambush: Diogenes: BillCo: Diogenes: BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.

And yet you pay to stay here.  Who's the real fool?

Fark needs balance.  Lord knows it doesn't get it from the legions of libs that infest this place.

Such self sacrifice!  What a terrible burden is must be for you to carry the full weight of derp.


No burden at all

Who needs balance? So what if this is mainly a place where "progressives" can come and jerk each other off? I mainly come here for the redhead threads.

BTW illegal alien is a term that is no longer acceptable. The term is undocumented democrat voter.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]


Umm, what were we discussing? I can't remember.
 
2013-01-10 01:24:18 PM  

murderguy: Well, I will say that Honolulu has the most pathetic Mexican food that I have ever had the misfortune to experience.


You have clearly never visited Australia. I found one place selling "Mexican, Turkish, Burgers and Pizza".
 
2013-01-10 01:25:09 PM  

CygnusDarius: hasty ambush: Diogenes: BillCo: Diogenes: BillCo: If they wanted to catch the typical Farker, they could put a welfare check under the box.

And yet you pay to stay here. Who's the real fool?

Fark needs balance. Lord knows it doesn't get it from the legions of libs that infest this place.

Such self sacrifice! What a terrible burden is must be for you to carry the full weight of derp.


No burden at all

Who needs balance? So what if this is mainly a place where "progressives" can come and jerk each other off? I mainly come here for the redhead threads.

BTW illegal alien is a term that is no longer acceptable. The term is undocumented democrat voter.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]

Umm, what were we discussing? I can't remember.


Where to find the best tacos, and proper usage of the semicolon. I'm pretty sure.
 
2013-01-10 01:25:17 PM  

murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!


It shows. Net time use an em-dash (i.e. "--") for sentence fragments that follow on an idea.

My usage was perfect. Consult any major grammar reference.


You are incorrect; the proper usage of a semicolon requires that it precede a complete sentence that is intimately connected with what it precedes.


Something tells me you're not quoting White. Moreover, you aren't drawing adequate contrast between what I actually wrote and the stated rule. You may opine that the ideas are not intimately connected. I contend that they are, and that you are only being contrary. I think most would agree.

Also, "x."
 
2013-01-10 01:25:47 PM  
dont you dare call them rac -

oh never mnd
 
2013-01-10 01:26:15 PM  
Snelgrove says her family-owned business has also gotten a lot of negative response as well, such as threats of bombings, shootings, and plenty of other violent threats.
In other words, what passes for tolerance of diversity of opinion and freedom of the press.
 
2013-01-10 01:26:35 PM  

CygnusDarius: master_dman: Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?

We survive because we don't get all butthurt about every little slight.

Actually, you do. And you caused wars about it

Examples: Greeks thought that non-greek languages (and sometimes other greek city-states) all sounded like BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR (therefore coining the term Barbarian). Romans expanded the view from mostly Greek to Greco-Roman, so as to include themselves in the list (but not those filthy Gauls, they're just icky BAR-BAR-BAR-Barbarians).

Most Europeans in the Middle Ages considered Russians as not European, to the point that the isolated themselves from them (didn't help much that the Kiev peoples were subjects of constant attack from the Mongols, but then again the Mongols weren't so bad if you think about it).

And, in recent times, the Slavic peoples killing each other because of differences in ethnicity even though they share history. I could go on and on.

So really, you're strawman is just that. In the end, mankind is the worst of species and we should all just off ourselves with nukes.


I don't feel very Greco-Roman.
 
2013-01-10 01:27:42 PM  
Prior to this groundbreaking news story, i was unaware Taco Cid was even open anymore. We used to have one on my side of town - it was only good if you couldn't afford the fancy Taco Bell a few doors down.

This location is almost directly across the street from Maurice's Piggy Park, a crappy barbecue place made (in)famous when its owner took to flying a giant confederate flag over the establishment back when they were discussing taking it down at the statehouse...

Please don't judge us all by the state we live in.
 
2013-01-10 01:28:15 PM  

Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!


It shows. Net time use an em-dash (i.e. "--") for sentence fragments that follow on an idea.

My usage was perfect. Consult any major grammar reference.


You are incorrect; the proper usage of a semicolon requires that it precede a complete sentence that is intimately connected with what it precedes.

Something tells me you're not quoting White. Moreover, you aren't drawing adequate contrast between what I actually wrote and the stated rule. You may opine that the ideas are not intimately connected. I contend that they are, and that you are only being contrary. I think most would agree.

Also, "x."



I was only trying to help you understand that you must have a complete sentence follow a semicolon, not a sentence fragment. Feel free to do whatever you wish, but I'll always know that you never learned proper punctuation. There's no particular reason why that should bother you, of course.
 
2013-01-10 01:30:12 PM  

Jake Steed: I think they put tacos on the shirt because most illegals are from South of the border, not racist, just fact.


They put tacos on the shirt because their business is to sell tacos. They have no excuse for the rest of the design.
 
2013-01-10 01:30:26 PM  
I am not at all Mexican and I'd willing to be caught in a box for the right tacos.
 
2013-01-10 01:31:34 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Loadmaster: "Just so happens we used tacos because we have a Mexican restaurant."

Some 'Splainin' To Do: There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box. Now do you get it?

So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?

Ah, the ever popular coy gambit.

"Why, how in the world can this be only directed at Mexicans? Everyone likes Tacos! Oh... and those colors? Sure, the Mexican flag has them too, but who doesn't like the colors red, white and green? The fact that you think that this is about Mexicans just proves that you're a racist!"


I think the funniest example of real, accidental racism I have ever seen was an article wherein the author stated it was racist for a white woman to use the hashtag #thuglife.

I lol'd so hard.
 
2013-01-10 01:33:04 PM  

Wangiss:
I don't feel very Greco-Roman. BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR


Correxeram quod pro vobis
 
2013-01-10 01:33:12 PM  
"Just so happens we used tacos because we have a Mexican restaurant."

Some 'Splainin' To Do: There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box. Now do you get it?

Loadmaster: So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Ah, the ever popular coy gambit.


So if an Italian restaurant had baited their illegal immigrant trap with a pizza, no one would be calling them racists, right?
 
2013-01-10 01:35:50 PM  
Bigotry against legal southerners seems to be perfectly acceptable, but if are a criminal from far enough south, it is an outrage. Interesting.
 
2013-01-10 01:36:39 PM  
Silly racist white people. White people perpetrate most of the evils in the world. Everyone knows that. Even white people. That's why they have to blame everyone else.
 
2013-01-10 01:37:04 PM  
if are. that's right.
 
2013-01-10 01:38:02 PM  

Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!


So segregation is good for proper punctuation?
 
2013-01-10 01:38:03 PM  

mycatisposter: Bigotry against legal southerners seems to be perfectly acceptable, but if are a criminal from far enough south, it is an outrage. Interesting.


Well, if it were up to me, I'd happily trade all the white southerners for the Mexican immigrants who worked like hell to get here.
 
2013-01-10 01:38:09 PM  

ManRay: When you become a legal US citizen, do you all of the sudden lose your taste for tacos?


i46.tinypic.com

No, especially if they're the finest tacos you've ever had.
 
2013-01-10 01:39:57 PM  
STFU you saint Farkers


Everyone's a racist, everyone's a bigot and everyone discriminates.

Think you don't. Tell your 16 year old daughter to have a good time on her date with the 40 year old convicted felon biker that just showed to pick her up.

As a Hispanic, this Shirt is funny as hell.
 
2013-01-10 01:39:57 PM  

murderguy: Well, if it were up to me, I'd happily trade all the white southerners for the Mexican immigrants who worked like hell to get here.


I thought this was the thread where we pointed out that blanket statements disparaging large groups of people were wrong?

I'd happily trade all the white northerners for Mexican immigrants too.
 
2013-01-10 01:40:34 PM  

murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!


It shows. Net time use an em-dash (i.e. "--") for sentence fragments that follow on an idea.

My usage was perfect. Consult any major grammar reference.


You are incorrect; the proper usage of a semicolon requires that it precede a complete sentence that is intimately connected with what it precedes.

Something tells me you're not quoting White. Moreover, you aren't drawing adequate contrast between what I actually wrote and the stated rule. You may opine that the ideas are not intimately connected. I contend that they are, and that you are only being contrary. I think most would agree.

Also, "x."


I was only trying to help you understand that you must have a complete sentence follow a semicolon, not a sentence fragment. Feel free to do whatever you wish, but I'll always know that you never learned proper punctuation. There's no particular reason why that should bother you, of course.


To what fragment are you referring, precisely?
 
2013-01-10 01:40:50 PM  

Loadmaster: "Just so happens we used tacos because we have a Mexican restaurant."

Some 'Splainin' To Do: There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box. Now do you get it?

Loadmaster: So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Ah, the ever popular coy gambit.

So if an Italian restaurant had baited their illegal immigrant trap with a pizza, no one would be calling them racists, right?


This is another variation of the coy gambit: "Well gee, nobody is the least bit sensitive about Italian immigration, these days! What possible reason could Mexicans have for being sensitive? What a bunch of crybabies!"

And the super-fun thing about the coy gambit is that both sides are perfectly aware of the subtext, but we're, for some reason, supposed to ignore all that and pretend that some sort of valid point has been scored.
 
2013-01-10 01:41:09 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do:
So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?

Ah, the ever popular coy gambit.

"Why, how in the world can this be only directed at Mexicans? Everyone likes Tacos! Oh... and those colors? Sure, the Mexican flag has them too, but who doesn't like the colors red, white and green? The fact that you think that this is about Mexicans just proves that you're a racist!"


I was perilously close to defending the shirt - after all they are "Taco" Cid's. Then you mentioned the use of the colors of the Mexican flag, so yeah, pretty much removes all doubt that they are targeting a particular group of illegals. I wouldn't have thought the shirt funny anyway, but yeah, this be bigoted.. *sigh*... I'm glad I bred a Mexican woman.. and my kids can enjoy all the benefits of white privilege with none of the guilt!
 
2013-01-10 01:41:10 PM  
Wangiss: This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)

murderguy: Nice use of the semicolon there.

Wangiss: I was homeschooled!

murderguy: You are incorrect; the proper usage of a semicolon requires that it precede a complete sentence that is intimately connected with what it precedes.


Um, "that would be racist" is a complete sentence. Noun, verb, object, the whole enchilada.
 
2013-01-10 01:42:09 PM  

ManRay: When you become a legal US citizen, do you all of the sudden lose your taste for tacos?.


Yes.

Part of the citizenship process involves a surgical operation that renders your taste buds not only to no longer register the deliciousness of perfectly-made tacos, but to cause total rejection of their spice and flavor. On the other hand, the procedure also makes it that you prefer bland, chemically-injected fast food, and another surgical procedure (more akin to brain surgery, mind you) makes you more susceptible to watch reality tv shows, and Dane Cook/Carlos Mencia shows.
 
2013-01-10 01:42:18 PM  

Farce-Side: murderguy: Well, if it were up to me, I'd happily trade all the white southerners for the Mexican immigrants who worked like hell to get here.

I thought this was the thread where we pointed out that blanket statements disparaging large groups of people were wrong?

I'd happily trade all the white northerners for Mexican immigrants too.



I didn't say there wouldn't be exceptions in certain cases. We might have a limited amnesty for specific individuals. Not you, probably, but...
 
2013-01-10 01:43:14 PM  
There is nothing racist about disliking ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
 
2013-01-10 01:43:47 PM  

Loadmaster: Wangiss: This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)

murderguy: Nice use of the semicolon there.

Wangiss: I was homeschooled!

murderguy: You are incorrect; the proper usage of a semicolon requires that it precede a complete sentence that is intimately connected with what it precedes.

Um, "that would be racist" is a complete sentence. Noun, verb, object, the whole enchilada.



You know... that's right. In my defense, I am very drunk.
 
2013-01-10 01:46:19 PM  

oh_please: Wow, that's some edgy comedy, right there. I'm not offended because of the racism, I'm offended that someone thought that lame joke was worth putting on a shirt.




i.imgur.com

R.I.P. ALL GARFIELD T-SHIRTS

 
2013-01-10 01:46:32 PM  

mycatisposter: Bigotry against legal southerners seems to be perfectly acceptable, but if are a criminal from far enough south, it is an outrage. Interesting.


If I'm a Yankee and I open a Southern themed restaurant and stock it with a stock it with a bunch of stupid Hillbilly stereotypes whose main purpose is to depict Southerners as ignorant and inbred then I am, without any doubt, a colossally bigoted asshole no matter how much I try to pretend that it's all in good fun.

Does that help you out?
 
2013-01-10 01:47:00 PM  

CygnusDarius: Wangiss:
I don't feel very Greco-Roman. BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR

Correxeram quod pro vobis


I'm Barrack Obama, and I approve this Latin.
 
2013-01-10 01:47:30 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: master_dman: If you disagree with a liberal.. you are obviously a horrible person, and deserve to be killed.

Oh.. and your racist.

I'm sorry... are you asking me if you can be my racist? I mean, I realize that you are probably fully qualified, but I don't think that I have any need for one.


I was going to suggest if you adopted him you could have him neutered, but on second thought, I'm guessing there'd be nothing to remove.
 
2013-01-10 01:47:47 PM  
I think there'll be lots of cases of mistaken identities since tacos aren't exclusively enjoyed by Mexicans. If I saw a taco just lying on the floor, I'd probably have a go.
 
2013-01-10 01:47:49 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: mycatisposter: Bigotry against legal southerners seems to be perfectly acceptable, but if are a criminal from far enough south, it is an outrage. Interesting.

If I'm a Yankee and I open a Southern themed restaurant and stock it with a stock it with a bunch of stupid Hillbilly stereotypes whose main purpose is to depict Southerners as ignorant and inbred then I am, without any doubt, a colossally bigoted asshole no matter how much I try to pretend that it's all in good fun.

Does that help you out?



Wait, are you dissing on Hee-Haw, now?
 
2013-01-10 01:47:52 PM  

murderguy: Loadmaster: Wangiss: This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)

murderguy: Nice use of the semicolon there.

Wangiss: I was homeschooled!

murderguy: You are incorrect; the proper usage of a semicolon requires that it precede a complete sentence that is intimately connected with what it precedes.

Um, "that would be racist" is a complete sentence. Noun, verb, object, the whole enchilada.


You know... that's right. In my defense, I am very drunk.


Oh, you. :)
 
2013-01-10 01:48:10 PM  
Loadmaster: So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Ah, the ever popular coy gambit.

Loadmaster: So if an Italian restaurant had baited their illegal immigrant trap with a pizza, no one would be calling them racists, right?

Some 'Splainin' To Do: This is another variation of the coy gambit: "Well gee, nobody is the least bit sensitive about Italian immigration, these days! What possible reason could Mexicans have for being sensitive? What a bunch of crybabies!"

And the super-fun thing about the coy gambit is that both sides are perfectly aware of the subtext, but we're, for some reason, supposed to ignore all that and pretend that some sort of valid point has been scored.


I see you missed my point.

The correct answer to my question is: "No, of course they would be called racists. Anyone saying anything against illegal immigration would be called racist. Whether they are actually racists or not is irrelevant."
 
2013-01-10 01:48:38 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: mycatisposter: Bigotry against legal southerners seems to be perfectly acceptable, but if are a criminal from far enough south, it is an outrage. Interesting.

If I'm a Yankee and I open a Southern themed restaurant and stock it with a stock it with a bunch of stupid Hillbilly stereotypes whose main purpose is to depict Southerners as ignorant and inbred then I am, without any doubt, a colossally bigoted asshole no matter how much I try to pretend that it's all in good fun.

Does that help you out?


What is your stance on the movie 'White Chicks'?
 
2013-01-10 01:48:51 PM  
I'm here to troll, and correct grammar... and I'm all out of grammar.
 
2013-01-10 01:48:51 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: [giovanniworld.files.wordpress.com image 487x640]


It's all over this thread, but I'm singling you out, sombrero picture guy.

Where did the conceit that Mexicans and only Mexicans can roll food inside tortillas come from? I don't usually pay attention to this shiat, but you know who's in the kitchen at McDonald's? Mexicans. Applebee's? Mexicans. Barbecue? Mexicans. Fried chicken? Mexicans. Chinese food? Mexicans. And I don't even live in Texas anymore.

Why the fark are Mexicans tolerated in every single cuisine but a guy named Matt from Arizona can't make a motherfarking taco without you throwing some racist shiat at him?

Is there some special quality about being named Kenichi that makes you good at sushi? Is it the same thing that makes him good at karate?
 
2013-01-10 01:50:37 PM  

Wangiss: CygnusDarius: Wangiss:
I don't feel very Greco-Roman. BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR

Correxeram quod pro vobis

I'm Barrack Obama, and I approve this Latin.


tibi non oporteat.
punice est, non latine, id quod scripsit CygnusDarius.
 
2013-01-10 01:50:57 PM  
And in a god damned thread about how evil racism is, no less
 
2013-01-10 01:51:11 PM  
Yes, because, as everyone knows, ALL illegal immigrants love tacos, and every American citizen detests them. Nice attempt at a backpedal, racist farktards...
 
2013-01-10 01:51:11 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: Some 'Splainin' To Do: mycatisposter: Bigotry against legal southerners seems to be perfectly acceptable, but if are a criminal from far enough south, it is an outrage. Interesting.

If I'm a Yankee and I open a Southern themed restaurant and stock it with a stock it with a bunch of stupid Hillbilly stereotypes whose main purpose is to depict Southerners as ignorant and inbred then I am, without any doubt, a colossally bigoted asshole no matter how much I try to pretend that it's all in good fun.

Does that help you out?

What is your stance on the movie 'White Chicks'?


Nauseating crap that should be burned in a magnesium fire.

Oh... and a bit racist.
 
2013-01-10 01:51:40 PM  

leonel: I think there'll be lots of cases of mistaken identities since tacos aren't exclusively enjoyed by Mexicans. If I saw a taco just lying on the floor, I'd probably have a go.


I wouldn't. It might be a POISON taco, and that would be terrible
 
2013-01-10 01:51:48 PM  

Snowflake Tubbybottom: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)


Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!

So segregation is good for proper punctuation?


I don't know of any studies done on that topic, but "separate but equal" bathrooms for women make me angry as hell.
 
2013-01-10 01:52:01 PM  
murderguy: Well, I will say that Honolulu has the most pathetic Mexican food that I have ever had the misfortune to experience.

Some 'Splainin' To Do You have clearly never visited Australia. I found one place selling "Mexican, Turkish, Burgers and Pizza".


It was Hamden, Connecticut for me. My Uncle knows I like Mexican food and took me to a local place that he was fond of. It was run by dot head Indians.
They put curry in the enchiladas.
 
2013-01-10 01:53:17 PM  

Loadmaster: Loadmaster: So are we saying that Mexicans are the only folks that like tacos?

Some 'Splainin' To Do: Ah, the ever popular coy gambit.

Loadmaster: So if an Italian restaurant had baited their illegal immigrant trap with a pizza, no one would be calling them racists, right?

Some 'Splainin' To Do: This is another variation of the coy gambit: "Well gee, nobody is the least bit sensitive about Italian immigration, these days! What possible reason could Mexicans have for being sensitive? What a bunch of crybabies!"

And the super-fun thing about the coy gambit is that both sides are perfectly aware of the subtext, but we're, for some reason, supposed to ignore all that and pretend that some sort of valid point has been scored.

I see you missed my point.

The correct answer to my question is: "No, of course they would be called racists. Anyone saying anything against illegal immigration would be called racist. Whether they are actually racists or not is irrelevant."


I'm actually skeptical that they would, so I'm not really sure that you're making the point you think you're making, whatever that may be.

/shrug
 
2013-01-10 01:53:38 PM  

computerguyUT: If you're in the US ILLEGALLY, then you're a burden on society and you need to go the hell back where you came from.


i.imgur.com

Approves.
 
2013-01-10 01:53:58 PM  

murderguy: I'm here to troll, and correct grammar... and I'm all out of grammar.


Unnecessary use of the comma.

YW
 
2013-01-10 01:54:31 PM  

Buffalo77: STFU you saint Farkers


Everyone's a racist, everyone's a bigot and everyone discriminates.

Think you don't. Tell your 16 year old daughter to have a good time on her date with the 40 year old convicted felon biker that just showed to pick her up.

As a Hispanic, this Shirt is funny as hell.


You are not every Hispanic, so sit back down.
 
2013-01-10 01:55:05 PM  

here to help: I'm not a racist.

Of course you're not.

My mother who is an otherwise pleasant woman has quite a few bigoted views which drives me absolutely nuts. She pretty much ALWAYS prefaces one of her rants with that line.

Makes her look a total idiot but she's old so what can you do. After years of me shaming her on her use of the words "darky" and "Paki (which she uses to describe anybody from the middle east... including India)" she's a little better but with all the hateful crap that's started becoming acceptable in the media because of the wars and the Obama haters it's bubbling back to the surface.

It makes me very sad.


...I almost want to introduce her to my Indian-American friend. Except I like said friend, so not really.

/But yeah, she's never actually met anyone from India, has she...*is amused*
 
2013-01-10 01:55:24 PM  
Consideration for your fellow man
Would not hurt anybody, it sure fits in with my plan
Over the border, there lies the promised land
Where everything comes easy, you just hold out your hand
www.progarchives.com
 
2013-01-10 01:57:15 PM  

Fark_Guy_Rob: What is your stance on the movie 'White Chicks'?


Men dressing up as women equals serious funny. See: "Tootsie" and "Bosom Buddies."
 
sp
2013-01-10 01:58:04 PM  
factoryconnection

Smartest

Funniest

2013-01-10 12:51:44 PM

shiattynick: In Charleston, SC, one of the big draws is the slave market; it's the actual market on the waterfront where the slaves were unloaded off of the newly arrived ships and sold to their new owners.

Incorrect. The slave market, or "City Market," is where slaves sold things. The place where slaves were sold is a different spot, without all the crap salesmen, known as "The Old Slave Mart." It is on (Superintendent) Chalmers Street.

Incorrect. The Charleston City Market was, and is, simply a public market. People started incorrectly calling it the slave market and the name stuck.

You are correct about The Old Slave Mart.
 
2013-01-10 01:59:09 PM  

mentula: Wangiss: CygnusDarius: Wangiss:
I don't feel very Greco-Roman. BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR

Correxeram quod pro vobis

I'm Barrack Obama, and I approve this Latin.

tibi non oporteat.
punice est, non latine, id quod scripsit CygnusDarius.


media.tumblr.com
 
2013-01-10 01:59:11 PM  

fredklein: Legal immigrants don't sneak around, trying to grab tacos that aren't theirs. Thus, Legal immigrants won't try to take the tacos, and won't be caught.


Damn, you're good.
 
2013-01-10 01:59:23 PM  

PsyLord: murderguy: I'm here to troll, and correct grammar... and I'm all out of grammar.

Unnecessary use of the comma.

YW



I don't know, I can see it both ways. To me, the use of commas is the most moment of greatest idiosyncrasy and free opportunity that anyone has in this crazy life. On the use of commas, I rarely judge,
 
2013-01-10 02:00:08 PM  

NuttierThanEver: Hey now! Canadians are known to love tacos too. Except of course they put ham and pineapple on them


I find this idea intriguing and request immediate samples.
 
2013-01-10 02:02:07 PM  

moothemagiccow: It's all over this thread, but I'm singling you out, sombrero picture guy.


i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-10 02:02:10 PM  

probesport: I wish I was in Tijuana, eating barbequed iguana.


Do you take requests on the telephone?
 
2013-01-10 02:02:33 PM  

mentula: Wangiss: CygnusDarius: Wangiss:
I don't feel very Greco-Roman. BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR-BAR

Correxeram quod pro vobis

I'm Barrack Obama, and I approve this Latin.

tibi non oporteat.
punice est, non latine, id quod scripsit CygnusDarius.


I did not know that.
 
2013-01-10 02:06:57 PM  

seanferd: Tacos aren't traditional Mexican food anyway, dumbass. I think they meant "how to catch a fat drunk at 3am"


Actually Tacos are a traditional Mexican food. However they are generally made with a corn tortilla and not a flour one. Also the tortilla is NOT fried or "hardshell".
 
2013-01-10 02:09:22 PM  

Some 'Splainin' To Do: big pig peaches: Lighten up.

It's no worse than the jokes on nearly every episode of "Family Guy" and farkers quote that show like gospel.

Ricky Gervais has been helpful enough to explain the difference.

When you tell an offensive joke it can be funny if the teller and the audience both realize that it's offensive and are laughing at the offensiveness, and he demonstrates it by telling an (actually funny) joke about child molestation that utilizes that sense of absurd shock.

When either the teller or the listener doesn't get that and laughs because they think that the  content of the joke is the funny part (e.g., "because [ethnic group] is so danged stupid!"), it's no longer a joke  about offensiveness, it's just an offensive joke.

There's no meta-humor in a shirt like this. We're not supposed to be laughing at the stupidity of the idea of setting up traps for immigrants, we are supposed to be laughing at the actual people because they're a bunch of stupid beaners who can't resist tacos or figure their way out of a box.

Now do you get it?


So they truly believe that you can catch a mexican using a taco as bait?

In that case they should have used a taco on a bear trap. That crate is too small except for maybe a midget mexican.
 
2013-01-10 02:10:56 PM  
Snelgrove also quoted as saying, "Look, I'm not racist. I farking love ILLEGAL immigrants because ILLEGAL immigrants farking love tacos. Making tacos might as well be printing money as long as they are around."
 
2013-01-10 02:11:14 PM  

hasty ambush:
Who needs balance? So what if this is mainly a place where "progressives" can come and jerk each other off? I mainly come here for the redhead threads.

BTW illegal alien is a term that is no longer acceptable. The term is undocumented democrat voter.

[25.media.tumblr.com image 500x750]


She's not a red head look at those roots.
 
2013-01-10 02:12:53 PM  

msticaries79: seanferd: Tacos aren't traditional Mexican food anyway, dumbass. I think they meant "how to catch a fat drunk at 3am"

Actually Tacos are a traditional Mexican food. However they are generally made with a corn tortilla and not a flour one. Also the tortilla is NOT fried or "hardshell".


Tacos dorados do require frying, but they're corn. And north of Mexico, it's not odd to eat flour tortillas. Hell, the typical tortillas in my state are made of flour, but they're slightly big.
 
2013-01-10 02:14:24 PM  
It might not be very tasteful or funny, but I don't see it as wrong. The business establishment is not denying the business of a certain people or have a hiring practice that is discriminatory. If their shirts are offensive and they lose customers because of it, well then they can change it. If they garner a following of rednecks who think it's cool, great. If everyone would lighten the fark up things would be much better. You can't have any sort of discussion now as it relates to any sort of cultural issue or one involving people without being called a racist. Do people not see that modern "racism" for the most part is just a diversion that afford politicians a false platform and garner votes with, or more importantly employ to discredit their opponent / confuse the situation?

How exactly is this hurting anything other than potentially the business of CId's? As some other users have pointed out, had this instead been "How to catch a Redneck" and depicts a White Male with a Wife Beater, Toothless with say Natural Lite Beer under a crate, this would be a non issue. Had this depicted an Italian with Pizza, a Chinese man with Rice, etc. the backlash would be arguably way less. Why is that? Is it not a fact that the majority of Illegal Immigrants are from south of the border? Are tacos somehow not a popular Tex-Mex item? Is Taco Bell racist? Seriously, get over stereotypes they exist for a reason. You want to make the world a better place, how about you go after true hate groups perpetuating violence against ethnic groups or help educate those very people you find "racist".
 
2013-01-10 02:14:47 PM  

Carn: factoryconnection:
That's pretty much my definition of conservative humor. It typically degrades or demonizes some group or person, is mean and hurtful, and oh yeah not funny. "Mexicans are lazy, smell bad, and only eat tacos. Hey man, don't get mad at me because you can't take a joke!"


You really need to spend some time over in the Politics tab. I think you'd be very suprised on how your fellow liberal farkers post there. They are far from the accepting, enlightened and party of tolerance your party leaders put forth.
 
2013-01-10 02:15:03 PM  

msticaries79: Actually Tacos are a traditional Mexican food


Regionally, yes. But not throughout all regions or ethnicities.
 
2013-01-10 02:16:16 PM  
*whistle*

Just put this here ..

Below are a few facts about immigration in the United States:

- The number of illegal immigrants in the United States was estimated at 11.5 million in 2011, according to the Pew Hispanic Center.

- The illegal immigrant population grew by 27% between 2000 and 2009, according to the Department of Homeland Security.

- Sixty-three percent of the illegal immigrant population (approximately 6.8 million) entered the United States before 2000. (DHS)

- Fifty-eight percent of the illegal immigrant population is from Mexico. (Pew)

- Twenty-four percent of illegal immigrants reside in California; 16% reside in Texas. (DHS)


What else is there? OH. Hard shell tacos are awful. I won't touch them.

You want to fix the 'illegal' problem from Mexico? Help Mexico be a better place to live. Yes, their issues are ours. Moreso than Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria and other places on the other side of the world.

The best tacos I ever had were in Rocky Point on the 'Mexican' side of the beach. Up the beach, down a road, past the place with the huge hat and mustache on the building and to a 3 walled 'building' where a family makes the best tacos in the world. They also bring out amazing fixings to go with it- Cucumbers, pineapple, and on and on and on all on corn tortillas (the way it ought to be) with some shrimp.

What else is there? Oh, Mexico has a rich history and has a lot to offer the US. The northern part of Mexico is different than the central/southern part.

Molotov'shiat Me is an awesome song.
 
2013-01-10 02:17:06 PM  

TNel: She's not a red head look at those roots.


i.imgur.com

/NTTAWWT
 
2013-01-10 02:19:26 PM  

Somacandra: TNel: She's not a red head look at those roots.

[i.imgur.com image 477x316]

/NTTAWWT


Hey I'm at work so I can't linger too long with the good parts plastered on my screen.
 
2013-01-10 02:25:25 PM  

Danger Mouse: Carn: factoryconnection:
That's pretty much my definition of conservative humor. It typically degrades or demonizes some group or person, is mean and hurtful, and oh yeah not funny. "Mexicans are lazy, smell bad, and only eat tacos. Hey man, don't get mad at me because you can't take a joke!"

You really need to spend some time over in the Politics tab. I think you'd be very suprised on how your fellow liberal farkers post there. They are far from the accepting, enlightened and party of tolerance your party leaders put forth.


I do on occasion but I can only take it in spurts and starts. However, I've seen enough to disagree with your premise.
 
2013-01-10 02:26:00 PM  

master_dman: Ctrl-Alt-Del: master_dman: It's perfectly acceptable to be racist against whites

Oh you poor oppressed white man. How will you ever survive the soul crushing burden of political correctness destroying your freedoms?

We survive because we don't get all butthurt about every little slight.


Your whinging in this thread indicates otherwise
 
2013-01-10 02:43:36 PM  

Pud: This looks like a brilliant marketing ploy to me. Look at all of the free advertisement they're getting. I predict their sales will increase 10 fold after this.

/Oh yea, THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!


Agreed.
 
2013-01-10 02:45:24 PM  

murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Wangiss: murderguy: Meh. Let whitey whine. He knows he is losing, and it hurts. At least let him vent his spleen. He knows that his time is almost over. Besides, I enjoy his weeping.

This. (But don't swap in another slur; that would be racist.)

Nice use of the semicolon there.

I was homeschooled!

It shows. Net time use an em-dash (i.e. "--") for sentence fragments that follow on an idea.


You might have done well to try a little homeschooling yourself, if you think that an em-dash is properly represented by a double hyphen. Even if one is forced to use standard keyboard characters in place of the actual em-dash character (Alt 0151), it is still incorrect, as a double hyphen is used in pace of an en-dash --- the character used to separate items in a range of values (e.g. "for ages 3-5").

An em-dash, if unavailable, should be represented by a triple hyphen (i.e. "---").
 
2013-01-10 02:49:22 PM  

Ctrl-Alt-Del: a double hyphen is used in pace of an en-dash --- the character used to separate items in a range of values (e.g. "for ages 3-5").


HAHAHAHA

I Fail at examples
 
2013-01-10 02:50:06 PM  

Maud Dib: sobernutz:
Hit me up if you are in Dallas. I can take you to a true authentic whole in the wall taco shop. My better half is from Oaxaca so she can sniff out the good places.

Fuel City?
I hear that place is the tits.


Fuel City is good and easy to find. The real treat there, in my opinion, is the elotes stand out front.

fark yeah, love me some elotes.
 
2013-01-10 02:54:26 PM  

Forbidden Doughnut: FTA: "The only calls we may except are from Glenn Beck or Rush Limbaugh - but we're not sure its that news worthy," said the statement."

The kind of person that writes like that probably hangs out in a park, wearing a sign like this:

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 263x428]

/ silly Tea Partiers...


haha, 4 pages in and I was beginning to think I was going to be the first to point that out. We can only hope they do except those calls, should they come.
 
2013-01-10 02:59:31 PM  
Bizarro World witty-comical?

People suck.
 
2013-01-10 03:04:33 PM  

Somacandra: computerguyUT: If you're in the US ILLEGALLY, then you're a burden on society and you need to go the hell back where you came from.

[i.imgur.com image 800x569]

Approves.


Luckily for those savages there are no photographs to document the aboriginal peoples THEY displaced on their species decimating, environment traumatizing run of 20K years or so before the White man came and saved North America.
 
2013-01-10 03:08:13 PM  

hasty ambush: The term is undocumented democrat voter.


Proportional disparity between the size of that woman's chest and her breasts aside, those look like they could be real. Somewhere, someone gets to feel those every day and that person probably doesn't have nearly the rage required to argue on the internet.

Just looking at her picture has the same effect on me.

sp: Incorrect. The Charleston City Market was, and is, simply a public market. People started incorrectly calling it the slave market and the name stuck.

You are correct about The Old Slave Mart.


Some further research is called for on my part. What I read earlier was inconclusive on the topic of City Market.
 
2013-01-10 03:08:44 PM  

master_dman: Look back to cartoons and movies made before the 1960's and you'll find whites and mainly Americans lampooning themselves far more than any other race or nationality.
...


Whites have had it so tough being the minority! First they were slaves, then the job discrimination thing, then the education thing. I'm so impressed that they have retained their kindness and civility through their long period of oppression.

The injustice!
 
2013-01-10 03:11:03 PM  

Jake Steed: I think they put tacos on the shirt because most illegals are from South of the border, not racist, just fact.


Hell the shirt was probably made by Mexicans. And they're sneaking across the border as we speak.

Everybody Panic!
 
2013-01-10 03:14:22 PM  

Somacandra: computerguyUT: If you're in the US ILLEGALLY, then you're a burden on society and you need to go the hell back where you came from.

[i.imgur.com image 800x569]

Approves.


My impression of an American Indian in 1493, cough, cough fark I'm dead.
 
2013-01-10 03:14:49 PM  

Danger Mouse: You really need to spend some time over in the Politics tab. I think you'd be very suprised on how your fellow liberal farkers post there. They are far from the accepting, enlightened and party of tolerance your party leaders put forth.


I've been to that trolled-out hell hole. However, "tolerance" of flat-earth-level ignorance isn't what "tolerance" is about. Tolerating differences in culture that are no threat to your own is one thing, expecting others to tolerate one version of culture that is being shoe-horned into law to deny others' rights is another. I'm sorry if you've been misled.

The analogous stance in the other direction plays out in gun control threads, where the liberal farkers are all about squelching rights.

Nadie_AZ: You want to fix the 'illegal' problem from Mexico? Help Mexico be a better place to live. Yes, their issues are ours. Moreso than Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria and other places on the other side of the world.


If we, as a country, could cease our unquenchable appetite for their cocaine, meth, and weed I think that would solve all sorts of their problems. I'm doing my part... nothing but Afghani black-tar stuff for me!
 
2013-01-10 03:15:17 PM  

CygnusDarius: msticaries79: seanferd: Tacos aren't traditional Mexican food anyway, dumbass. I think they meant "how to catch a fat drunk at 3am"

Actually Tacos are a traditional Mexican food. However they are generally made with a corn tortilla and not a flour one. Also the tortilla is NOT fried or "hardshell".

Tacos dorados do require frying, but they're corn. And north of Mexico, it's not odd to eat flour tortillas. Hell, the typical tortillas in my state are made of flour, but they're slightly big.

NorteNo!>- (dicho con mucho cariNo)

 
2013-01-10 03:15:47 PM  
Utterly repulsive. I simply do not understand why it is that people think it is acceptable to advertise their loathsome bigotry towards innocent bean munching bastards.
 
2013-01-10 03:19:04 PM  
See I don't think they know what "witty" means.
 
2013-01-10 03:23:51 PM  

Nadie_AZ: You want to fix the 'illegal' problem from Mexico? Help Mexico be a better place to live. Yes, their issues are ours. Moreso than Iraq, Afghanistan, Libya, Syria and other places on the other side of the world.


Excellent point. I'm not sure how we would undo or rewrite NAFTA ( IIRC, many farmers in Mexico were screwed over by that.), but it's something that the folks in Washington should be talking about...
 
2013-01-10 03:26:13 PM  

Mega Steve: leonel: I think there'll be lots of cases of mistaken identities since tacos aren't exclusively enjoyed by Mexicans. If I saw a taco just lying on the floor, I'd probably have a go.

I wouldn't. It might be a POISON taco, and that would be terrible


Oh God I didn't think about that
 
2013-01-10 03:34:17 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: Somacandra: computerguyUT: If you're in the US ILLEGALLY, then you're a burden on society and you need to go the hell back where you came from.

[i.imgur.com image 800x569]

Approves.

My impression of an American Indian in 1493, cough, cough fark I'm dead.


On that tangent you have to wonder when the natives first saw the wheel did Sleeps with Cousin turn to Wipes with Hand and say "How in the Hell didn't we think about that for the last thousand years?".
 
2013-01-10 04:01:31 PM  

CygnusDarius: And, in recent times, the Slavic peoples killing each other because of differences in ethnicity even though they share history. I could go on and on.


And religion. And history. And which piece of ground they currently occupy. And which piece of ground they occupied in 1452. And whether or not that voivoid was being a little too successful. And...
 
2013-01-10 04:04:29 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-10 05:37:34 PM  

The Angry Hand of God: [giovanniworld.files.wordpress.com image 487x640]


Who gave them those guns? I know they didn't make them themselves -- they didn't even come up with written language or the wheel on their own.
 
2013-01-10 10:24:13 PM  

master_dman: HeartBurnKid: MBooda: Huh! Kind of like how the word "w*tb*ck" sparks outrage by FARK mods.

Yeah, you're the type of person who goes on and on about how "there's black people and then there's n*gg*rs", and thinks it's OK because Chris Rock said something like that once, aren't you?

Yea.. that pretty much sums it up.

So redneck and hillbilly are reasons to get all riled up as well right?
How about the people of Wal-Mart? 90% are white.

Yet rednecks, hillbillies and people of walmart are greatly celebrated in the forums of fark.

but holy hell.. you say something disparaging about ANY other ethnic group and you are a filthy racist scum.

why the double standard? It only makes YOU look like a racist idiot.


Still waiting for you to go to an Irish pub and order an Irish Car Bomb.

/do me a favor, and count the teeth you pick up from the floor afterwards
 
2013-01-11 11:55:06 AM  

HeartBurnKid: master_dman: HeartBurnKid: MBooda: Huh! Kind of like how the word "w*tb*ck" sparks outrage by FARK mods.

Yeah, you're the type of person who goes on and on about how "there's black people and then there's n*gg*rs", and thinks it's OK because Chris Rock said something like that once, aren't you?

Yea.. that pretty much sums it up.

So redneck and hillbilly are reasons to get all riled up as well right?
How about the people of Wal-Mart? 90% are white.

Yet rednecks, hillbillies and people of walmart are greatly celebrated in the forums of fark.

but holy hell.. you say something disparaging about ANY other ethnic group and you are a filthy racist scum.

why the double standard? It only makes YOU look like a racist idiot.

Still waiting for you to go to an Irish pub and order an Irish Car Bomb.

/do me a favor, and count the teeth you pick up from the floor afterwards


I'm not buying your bullshiat. See... I'm Irish and could give the first fark about what a drink is called.
 
2013-01-11 12:59:48 PM  
master_dman

HeartBurnKid: master_dman: HeartBurnKid: MBooda: Huh! Kind of like how the word "w*tb*ck" sparks outrage by FARK mods.

Yeah, you're the type of person who goes on and on about how "there's black people and then there's n*gg*rs", and thinks it's OK because Chris Rock said something like that once, aren't you?

Yea.. that pretty much sums it up.

So redneck and hillbilly are reasons to get all riled up as well right?
How about the people of Wal-Mart? 90% are white.

Yet rednecks, hillbillies and people of walmart are greatly celebrated in the forums of fark.

but holy hell.. you say something disparaging about ANY other ethnic group and you are a filthy racist scum.

why the double standard? It only makes YOU look like a racist idiot.

Still waiting for you to go to an Irish pub and order an Irish Car Bomb.

/do me a favor, and count the teeth you pick up from the floor afterwards

I'm not buying your bullshiat. See... I'm Irish and could give the first fark about what a drink is called so drunk right now that I do not understand anything you are saying.



FTFY
 
2013-01-11 03:30:29 PM  

master_dman: HeartBurnKid: master_dman: HeartBurnKid: MBooda: Huh! Kind of like how the word "w*tb*ck" sparks outrage by FARK mods.

Yeah, you're the type of person who goes on and on about how "there's black people and then there's n*gg*rs", and thinks it's OK because Chris Rock said something like that once, aren't you?

Yea.. that pretty much sums it up.

So redneck and hillbilly are reasons to get all riled up as well right?
How about the people of Wal-Mart? 90% are white.

Yet rednecks, hillbillies and people of walmart are greatly celebrated in the forums of fark.

but holy hell.. you say something disparaging about ANY other ethnic group and you are a filthy racist scum.

why the double standard? It only makes YOU look like a racist idiot.

Still waiting for you to go to an Irish pub and order an Irish Car Bomb.

/do me a favor, and count the teeth you pick up from the floor afterwards

I'm not buying your bullshiat. See... I'm Irish and could give the first fark about what a drink is called.


I'm sorry, I didn't realize you were all Irish people.
 
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