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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   7 Lessons learned from the Honey Boo Boo Halloween special   (blogs.ajc.com) divider line 35
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2013-01-10 07:50:22 AM  
So you're saying the subliminal message I inserted into the program that everyone watching should beat themselves to death with the nearest heavy object didn't work?
 
2013-01-10 08:55:08 AM  
Missing from the list- That anyone who watched it should be shot.
 
2013-01-10 09:24:00 AM  
He eventually banged his way out.

I prefer to use an egglplant, but that's just me.
 
2013-01-10 09:44:13 AM  
8.  Only a brain dead moran would watch Honey Boo-Boo.
 
2013-01-10 09:55:33 AM  

SilentStrider: Missing from the list- That anyone who watched it should be shot.


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2013-01-10 10:07:20 AM  
8) This child is the face of the future. The nation is doomed.
 
2013-01-10 10:58:35 AM  
1) Wop sided is a word - at least on this show.

Italian stucco?

2) Don't stick a pumpkin your head. We actually learned this from many a sitcom (see "Friends") But Uncle Poodle decided to try it anyway and yes, he couldn't get it off."It looks like Mama's pumpkin was eating Poodle," Honey Boo Boo said. He eventually banged his way out.

Fap?
 
2013-01-10 10:58:47 AM  
LESSON 8
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2013-01-10 10:59:15 AM  
Said it before, so I'll say it again: If you're one of the people who watches because "it makes you feel better about yourself/your life isn't theirs/you're "not them", YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.
 
2013-01-10 10:59:57 AM  
F*CK YOU
 
2013-01-10 11:00:31 AM  

BillCo: 8.  Only a brain dead moran would watch Honey Boo-Boo.


9. Mods will instagreen any article about Honey boo-Boo.
 
2013-01-10 11:01:52 AM  

SilentStrider: Missing from the list- That anyone who watched it should be shot.


Be fair now. These shows can mess up your brain in just a few seconds.
After being lampooned by "The Soup" for a few years, I wanted to see if their clips of "The Hills" was representative of the actual show.

Within 30 seconds, I was too stupid to properly work the remote control and luckily managed to step on it and change the channel.

So, let that be a lesson to the rest of you if anyone says, "You gotta see how dumb this show is!"
 
2013-01-10 11:08:04 AM  

bloatboy: SilentStrider: Missing from the list- That anyone who watched it should be shot.

Be fair now. These shows can mess up your brain in just a few seconds.
After being lampooned by "The Soup" for a few years, I wanted to see if their clips of "The Hills" was representative of the actual show.

Within 30 seconds, I was too stupid to properly work the remote control and luckily managed to step on it and change the channel.

So, let that be a lesson to the rest of you if anyone says, "You gotta see how dumb this show is!"


My wife said "we gotta see how dumb honey boo boo is"

My brain went into derp mode before the opening credits finished. The fact that people can not only stomach that tripe, but actively watch it and find it enjoyable, causes me to lose what little faith I had left in humanity.

I honestly thought the Jersey Shore was as bad as it could get. But I've actually extracted a few chuckles out of the Jersey Shore. Honey Boo Boo made me want to take up cutting.
 
2013-01-10 11:14:46 AM  
That you can make a pumpkin vomit?

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2013-01-10 11:19:16 AM  
What perfect timing for a Halloween special.
 
2013-01-10 11:19:31 AM  
What I learned from the Honey Boo Boo Halloween special. That perhaps the Bush administration was right and we do need to start using nukes.
 
2013-01-10 11:19:54 AM  
Fart Ghost???

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2013-01-10 11:24:37 AM  
There was a Honey Poo Poo Halloween Special?

we're farking doomed
 
2013-01-10 11:36:47 AM  
Please tell me one of the lessons was don't watch Honey Boo Boo.

/refuse to watch even a commercial for it
 
2013-01-10 12:02:14 PM  
5) There is such a thing as fart ghost: You smell it before you see it. That's according to Honey Boo Boo, paranormal expert.

because real paranormal experts are more credible.
 
2013-01-10 12:14:51 PM  

grinding_journalist: Said it before, so I'll say it again: If you're one of the people who watches because "it makes you feel better about yourself/your life isn't theirs/you're "not them", YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM.


Moreso if you actually feel the need to come in here and defend them.
 
2013-01-10 12:16:46 PM  
'Idiocracy'
 
2013-01-10 12:26:47 PM  
Mama goes blonde and her man really wants her now. "Give Sugar Bear some honey," said Sugar Bear. "Hubba hubba! When she came out as Marilyn Monroe [for Halloween,] I instantly became Horny Bear!"

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2013-01-10 12:29:16 PM  

Lurk sober post drunk: Mama goes blonde and her man really wants her now. "Give Sugar Bear some honey," said Sugar Bear. "Hubba hubba! When she came out as Marilyn Monroe [for Halloween,] I instantly became Horny Bear!"

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And I instantly became Stomach Bare of Contents!
 
2013-01-10 12:35:26 PM  

Sybarite: So you're saying the subliminal message I inserted into the program that everyone watching should beat themselves to death with the nearest heavy object didn't work?

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"YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF ON SIGHT!"
 
2013-01-10 12:46:08 PM  
was that there should be a birthright license, and that if you don't qualify you should get a death sentence and your organs harvested if you have children. I know this would stretch the long arm of the law, but maybe it's for the better.
 
2013-01-10 01:06:40 PM  
*clicks link*

*sigh* well this is what I get for expecting intelligent insights into society.

Does the author of this "article" realize the irony?
 
2013-01-10 01:41:42 PM  
Idiocracy is here.
 
2013-01-10 02:05:37 PM  
www.sitcomsonline.com

Sigh. Paul Anka still stands behind his guarantee.
 
2013-01-10 03:28:08 PM  
All those cute, sweet kids who were full of potential died in the Sandy Hook shooting, yet Honey Boo Boo is still drawing breath on this planet. We are the reality show and some alien race is pointing at their holo-screen and laughing their tentacles off.

/we are farked
 
2013-01-11 12:51:29 AM  

BEER_ME_in_CT: All those cute, sweet kids who were full of potential died in the Sandy Hook shooting, yet Honey Boo Boo is still drawing breath on this planet. We are the reality show and some alien race is pointing at their holo-screen and laughing their tentacles off.

/we are farked


Does that mean this is now a gun thread?

WOOHOO! Been waitin' for one of those!

/I'm a gun collector and even I'M sick of the damned gun threads
 
2013-01-11 01:32:56 AM  
Wait some of you never heard someone say "lop sided" ?
 
2013-01-11 09:54:35 AM  
I don't DVR episodes, but I watch this sometimes. It's good when the family is over. We all sit around and make fun of them. I don't watch this to make myself feel better. It's nothing more than circus freaks on tv. If that makes me part of the problem, get used to it. Mama Boo Boo is a trove of lulz.

I thought you guys liked things like MST3k and Rifftrax? Same idea, we just provide the wise cracks ourselves.
 
2013-01-11 10:54:48 AM  

stewbert: I don't DVR episodes, but I watch this sometimes. It's good when the family is over. We all sit around and make fun of them. I don't watch this to make myself feel better. It's nothing more than circus freaks on tv. If that makes me part of the problem, get used to it. Mama Boo Boo is a trove of lulz.

I thought you guys liked things like MST3k and Rifftrax? Same idea, we just provide the wise cracks ourselves.


you just want your own trainwrecky show where cameras follow you around doing derpy stuff
 
2013-01-11 04:58:16 PM  

loonatic112358: stewbert: I don't DVR episodes, but I watch this sometimes. It's good when the family is over. We all sit around and make fun of them. I don't watch this to make myself feel better. It's nothing more than circus freaks on tv. If that makes me part of the problem, get used to it. Mama Boo Boo is a trove of lulz.

I thought you guys liked things like MST3k and Rifftrax? Same idea, we just provide the wise cracks ourselves.

you just want your own trainwrecky show where cameras follow you around doing derpy stuff


fark yeah! I'd watch that shiat everyday!
 
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