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(Gothamist)   "But so far the most famous naked waitress in Bushwick remains tight-lipped" (photo mildly Not safe for work)   (gothamist.com) divider line 17
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24623 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 10:57 AM (2 years ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-01-10 11:04:12 AM  
6 votes:
Like the fist of a hesitant, but desperate, god... ?
2013-01-10 10:34:11 AM  
5 votes:

MrBallou: I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?


If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.

/You have to pay extra for that.
2013-01-10 11:26:27 AM  
3 votes:

Banned on the Run: DeltaPunch: If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.


The headline said she was "tight-lipped", so it would be more like letting the air out of a balloon slowly


*puuhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
2013-01-10 01:36:14 PM  
2 votes:
At least she was wearing a hair net.
2013-01-10 12:25:06 PM  
2 votes:
I am truly sorry but the first thing I thought of was "waitress there is a hair in my coke"
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I really don't know why
2013-01-10 11:06:48 AM  
2 votes:

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: darth_badger: I'd like to have the fresh pooper shaker brought to my table by her and see her grind it for me.

She shoots dinner rolls across the room.


Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
2013-01-10 10:59:35 AM  
2 votes:

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?

If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.

/You have to pay extra for that.


My father lied to me
2013-01-10 08:54:32 PM  
1 votes:

Magorn: HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.

She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR


But where did she put them?
2013-01-10 01:03:04 PM  
1 votes:

MrBallou: Um... I was thinking cellulite


Silly me... I was thinking of.... umm.... my pitbull after he gets into the yogurt container.... yeah, that's it. my bad.  ;)
2013-01-10 11:58:11 AM  
1 votes:

HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.


She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR
2013-01-10 11:54:30 AM  
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: Banned on the Run: DeltaPunch: If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.


The headline said she was "tight-lipped", so it would be more like letting the air out of a balloon slowly

*puuhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*


i lolled at your typing of that sound. indeed nearly lost my shiat in a giggle fit. very well played A++ Farker Would Laugh at Posts Again
2013-01-10 11:20:01 AM  
1 votes:
I like eating pussy, but I don't want it near my food.

And that is a sadly dumpy ass and her torso is tube-like. That said, I would do everything to her, and tell all my friends about it.
2013-01-10 11:15:10 AM  
1 votes:

DeltaPunch: If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.


The headline said she was "tight-lipped", so it would be more like letting the air out of a balloon slowly
2013-01-10 11:13:43 AM  
1 votes:
Maybe it's just my phone, but she seems to have perfectly normal ass. Not super model bounce a quarter off it, or super stripper BANG booty, but normal white woman ass.

If you factor in that most women in her age range in America are 400 lbs and disgusting, she's pretty damn good looking.
2013-01-10 11:04:42 AM  
1 votes:

darth_badger: I'd like to have the fresh pooper shaker brought to my table by her and see her grind it for me.


She shoots dinner rolls across the room.
2013-01-10 11:03:29 AM  
1 votes:
place looks classy from the outside

i.dailymail.co.uk
2013-01-10 07:04:18 AM  
1 votes:
I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?
 
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