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(Gothamist)   "But so far the most famous naked waitress in Bushwick remains tight-lipped" (photo mildly Not safe for work)   (gothamist.com) divider line 72
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2013-01-10 01:15:37 PM
someone say Bushwick?
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/lifting weights will make ya bigger lift me you be a dead ass *church bell rings*
 
2013-01-10 01:23:06 PM

Latinwolf: cakeman: Bush wick? smells kinda fishy .. I always thought that part of Brooklyn was really ghetto,maybe they gentrified it?

Actually that area is considered part of Williamsburg which has become more gentrified over the past decade. But that gentrification has been spreading east towards Bushwick, mostly following where the subway goes, the L trains on the north, the J trains on the South.


So is that Jets or Sharks turf?
 
2013-01-10 01:30:56 PM
She does look a bit fat in those fishnets. Geez, if she has a bad case of camel toe, I would think it would kill a person's appetite.
 
2013-01-10 01:36:14 PM
At least she was wearing a hair net.
 
2013-01-10 01:42:44 PM

What the Fark Wizzbang: Magorn: HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.

She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR

/had to read this for a third time before NOT reading "her tits that night". Still chuckling.


Funny, because all I could see was "her nips that tight"
 
2013-01-10 01:46:41 PM
Bushwick? So she has a candle up there too?
 
2013-01-10 01:46:57 PM
Does that sign on her back say "Peace Out" or "Peach Out"?

/peach out seems more appropriate.
 
2013-01-10 01:48:18 PM
Bush Wick? Does that mean it was that time of the month?
 
2013-01-10 01:53:48 PM
OhioExPat: Latinwolf: cakeman: Bush wick? smells kinda fishy .. I always thought that part of Brooklyn was really ghetto,maybe they gentrified it?

Actually that area is considered part of Williamsburg which has become more gentrified over the past decade. But that gentrification has been spreading east towards Bushwick, mostly following where the subway goes, the L trains on the north, the J trains on the South.

So is that Jets or Sharks turf?


Neither, those are Manhattan gangs from the 1960's, all the houses on their turf got torn down and replaced with Lincoln Center.
 
2013-01-10 02:00:05 PM
I kind of hope this starts a trend.
 
2013-01-10 04:15:06 PM

What the Fark Wizzbang: Magorn: HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.

She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR

/had to read this for a third time before NOT reading "her tits that night". Still chuckling.


Same here.
 
2013-01-10 04:20:31 PM
Aside from the vista of the flat, squared off ass of the alcoholic (pretty common in the trade, alas), I find this conceptually admirable.
 
2013-01-10 04:29:19 PM

madgonad: I am starting to think that most of you have never seen an actual naked woman before.

Her ass is fine. She has a what is normally called a muffin-top, but since she isn't wearing pants to pinch it in, you see it as a thicker torso up to the level of her belly-button. She isn't thin, probably just barely in the overweight category and nowhere near obese.


Um no. As you say she is overweight. Her ass is not fine.

/would probably hit it under the right circumstances, such as being single
 
2013-01-10 04:31:07 PM
Bushwick is the name of my failed scented candle company.
 
2013-01-10 04:33:09 PM

brap: Bushwick is the name of my failed scented candle company.


Hey, your "Confused Runaway" had a nice earthy smell to it.
 
2013-01-10 04:34:02 PM

Magorn: HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.

She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR


Yeah, she's a bit on the plump side but I like her attitude. Doing this is a big plus in my book.
 
2013-01-10 05:17:31 PM

Valiente: Aside from the vista of the flat, squared off ass of the alcoholic (pretty common in the trade, alas), I find this conceptually admirable.


So your saying my wife is an alcoholic because she has a flat squared off ass?
Thats some fine diagnosing thar doc.
 
2013-01-10 07:47:32 PM
Even IF the waitress was hot and not a flabby whore I couldn't stomach all the asshole hipsters in there long enough not to go to jail for assault. One word, napalm.
 
2013-01-10 08:54:32 PM

Magorn: HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.

She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR


But where did she put them?
 
2013-01-10 10:50:03 PM
At least you know Flatbush wasn't involved...


/crickets
 
2013-01-11 01:18:01 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: To bad in America she would have gotten the place shut down


The mantra of small business owners everywhere: "As long as no one complains." When someone finally does, they grumble about teh governments and teh regulations, of course.

Since it's a hipster joint, they'll probably institute fishnet/fencenet Wednesdays now.
 
2013-01-11 08:21:18 PM

blatz514: place looks classy from the outside

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x391]


It was actually featured on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations", where they have the chef do a nightly multi-course meal for a dozen patrons per night (not the main restaurant). It's actually pretty good, but I'm not sure what they're going for w/ the whole "let's try and look like we're blending into what the neighborhood looked like 8 years ago" look.
 
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