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2013-01-10 05:39:31 AM  
After years of drunk dudes undressing her with their eyes, why not?
 
2013-01-10 07:04:18 AM  
I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?
 
2013-01-10 10:34:11 AM  

MrBallou: I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?


If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.

/You have to pay extra for that.
 
2013-01-10 10:59:35 AM  

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?

If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.

/You have to pay extra for that.


My father lied to me
 
2013-01-10 10:59:48 AM  
Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.
 
2013-01-10 11:01:35 AM  
It's a man baby.jpg
 
2013-01-10 11:03:29 AM  
place looks classy from the outside

i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-01-10 11:03:36 AM  
I'd like to have the fresh pooper shaker brought to my table by her and see her grind it for me.
 
2013-01-10 11:04:12 AM  
Like the fist of a hesitant, but desperate, god... ?
 
2013-01-10 11:04:42 AM  

darth_badger: I'd like to have the fresh pooper shaker brought to my table by her and see her grind it for me.


She shoots dinner rolls across the room.
 
2013-01-10 11:05:17 AM  
Robert's ass
 
2013-01-10 11:05:24 AM  

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?

If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.

/You have to pay extra for that.


I think he's talking about her ass. I applaud her chutzpah, but she does have cottage cheese ass.
 
2013-01-10 11:06:48 AM  

SirDigbyChickenCaesar: darth_badger: I'd like to have the fresh pooper shaker brought to my table by her and see her grind it for me.

She shoots dinner rolls across the room.


Nothing says lovin' like something from the oven.
 
2013-01-10 11:07:23 AM  
Rachel's Steakhouse in West Palm Beach is unimpressed.
 
2013-01-10 11:07:42 AM  
To bad in America she would have gotten the place shut down
 
2013-01-10 11:08:08 AM  

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?

If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.

/You have to pay extra for that.


>|{
 
2013-01-10 11:08:35 AM  
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Better than sticking you feet in the soft serve machine on your last day at Dairy Queen.
 
2013-01-10 11:10:27 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: To bad in America she would have gotten the place shut down


Last time I checked Brooklyn was still part of the US.
 
2013-01-10 11:11:18 AM  

blatz514: place looks classy from the outside

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x391]


Yeah, because chain restaurants like Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, and Appleby's are so much better than hole-in-the-wall joints.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go to "Macera's Soup and Sauce" otherwise known as "Behind the Dunkin Donuts"
 
2013-01-10 11:11:33 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: To bad in America she would have gotten the place shut down


i580.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 11:13:17 AM  
Tight lips squirt quips...
 
2013-01-10 11:13:43 AM  
Maybe it's just my phone, but she seems to have perfectly normal ass. Not super model bounce a quarter off it, or super stripper BANG booty, but normal white woman ass.

If you factor in that most women in her age range in America are 400 lbs and disgusting, she's pretty damn good looking.
 
2013-01-10 11:14:56 AM  

pag1107: Mid_mo_mad_man: To bad in America she would have gotten the place shut down

Last time I checked Brooklyn was still part of the US.


I misread it. My bad
 
2013-01-10 11:15:10 AM  

DeltaPunch: If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.


The headline said she was "tight-lipped", so it would be more like letting the air out of a balloon slowly
 
2013-01-10 11:16:12 AM  

Mid_mo_mad_man: To bad in America she would have gotten the place shut down


To bad! (raises glass)

mudpants: Robert's ass


Even my worst enemy would give me credit for a better ass than that.
 
2013-01-10 11:17:20 AM  
snltranscripts.jt.org

/It's too small but I gave the effort
 
2013-01-10 11:19:56 AM  
Oh, and

i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-01-10 11:20:01 AM  
I like eating pussy, but I don't want it near my food.

And that is a sadly dumpy ass and her torso is tube-like. That said, I would do everything to her, and tell all my friends about it.
 
2013-01-10 11:26:13 AM  
taking an Instagram

fark YOU, fark THE LOT OF YOU, fark YOU ALL!"
 
2013-01-10 11:26:27 AM  

Banned on the Run: DeltaPunch: If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.


The headline said she was "tight-lipped", so it would be more like letting the air out of a balloon slowly


*puuhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*
 
2013-01-10 11:28:30 AM  
Bush wick? smells kinda fishy .. I always thought that part of Brooklyn was really ghetto,maybe they gentrified it?
 
2013-01-10 11:32:04 AM  
I want front pics...
 
2013-01-10 11:32:37 AM  

kroonermanblack: Maybe it's just my phone, but she seems to have perfectly normal ass. Not super model bounce a quarter off it, or super stripper BANG booty, but normal white woman ass.

If you factor in that most women in her age range in America are 400 lbs and disgusting, she's pretty damn good looking.


: I agree- I would be ecstatic if she were my waitress, rock on! There should be more nudity everywhere. Anyone who has been to a nudist resort knows that human bodies are diverse, not everyone is a supermodel. All of you who want to nitpick her body are one reason we don't see more naked chicks in public.
 
2013-01-10 11:34:38 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: blatz514: place looks classy from the outside

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x391]

Yeah, because chain restaurants like Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, and Appleby's are so much better than hole-in-the-wall joints.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go to "Macera's Soup and Sauce" otherwise known as "Behind the Dunkin Donuts"


Roberta's is not a "hole-in-the-wall joint," it's a hipster place masquerading as a hole-in-the-wall.  That said, they make a decent pizza.
 
2013-01-10 11:38:53 AM  
crossfitlethbridge.typepad.com
 
2013-01-10 11:39:16 AM  
i141.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 11:54:30 AM  

DeltaPunch: Banned on the Run: DeltaPunch: If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.


The headline said she was "tight-lipped", so it would be more like letting the air out of a balloon slowly

*puuhhhweeeeeeeeeeeeeeee*


i lolled at your typing of that sound. indeed nearly lost my shiat in a giggle fit. very well played A++ Farker Would Laugh at Posts Again
 
2013-01-10 11:58:11 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.


She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR
 
2013-01-10 11:58:51 AM  

bubo_sibiricus: blatz514: place looks classy from the outside

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x391]

Yeah, because chain restaurants like Pizza Hut, Olive Garden, and Appleby's are so much better than hole-in-the-wall joints.

Excuse me, I'm gonna go to "Macera's Soup and Sauce" otherwise known as "Behind the Dunkin Donuts"


I know of a fantastic little restaurant on Long Island located in a storm drain by the beach. It serves up the most delicious white fish.
 
2013-01-10 12:02:13 PM  
Bushwick? I'd put my wick in her bush, ifyouknowwhatimean.
 
2013-01-10 12:06:22 PM  

DeltaPunch: MrBallou: I'm a big fan of naked ladies, but I'm not sure how appetizing that would be.
Pancakes, with a side of cottage cheese?

If you knew anything about women, you'd know that when they're naked their pussies aren't always farting and blowing steady raspberries and constantly spraying the walls of the room with a symphony of rotten cottage cheese.

/You have to pay extra for that.


Um... I was thinking cellulite, but thanks for the visual. Probably you know more about a certain type of woman than me.
 
2013-01-10 12:14:14 PM  

Udo Pier: kroonermanblack: Maybe it's just my phone, but she seems to have perfectly normal ass. Not super model bounce a quarter off it, or super stripper BANG booty, but normal white woman ass.

If you factor in that most women in her age range in America are 400 lbs and disgusting, she's pretty damn good looking.

: I agree- I would be ecstatic if she were my waitress, rock on! There should be more nudity everywhere. Anyone who has been to a nudist resort knows that human bodies are diverse, not everyone is a supermodel. All of you who want to nitpick her body are one reason we don't see more naked chicks in public.


Well, that aside, unless I'm getting intimate with someone, there's something to be said for keeping clothed. No hair or sweat or appendages or other miscellaneous bits in my food.

I'm with the other guy who said she's good enough from the back, and clearly has an awesome sense of humor and no hang ups about her body. I'd take that over whatever else any day.
 
2013-01-10 12:18:50 PM  
That place is west of Flushing Avenue, which makes it part of Williamsburg, not Bushwick.
 
2013-01-10 12:25:06 PM  
I am truly sorry but the first thing I thought of was "waitress there is a hair in my coke"
www.biography.com
I really don't know why
 
2013-01-10 12:25:34 PM  

Magorn: HotIgneous Intruder: Oh sure, she really hot.

/Uh no.

She's naked, attractive, obviously a little wild and, possessing of a decent sense of humor.  WTF else do you want from your women? and have you considered that being a little too picky may be why you are alone?

I would bet her tips that night were SPECTACULAR


/had to read this for a third time before NOT reading "her tits that night". Still chuckling.
 
2013-01-10 12:26:58 PM  
I am starting to think that most of you have never seen an actual naked woman before.

Her ass is fine. She has a what is normally called a muffin-top, but since she isn't wearing pants to pinch it in, you see it as a thicker torso up to the level of her belly-button. She isn't thin, probably just barely in the overweight category and nowhere near obese.
 
2013-01-10 12:28:46 PM  
cakeman: Bush wick? smells kinda fishy .. I always thought that part of Brooklyn was really ghetto,maybe they gentrified it?

Actually that area is considered part of Williamsburg which has become more gentrified over the past decade. But that gentrification has been spreading east towards Bushwick, mostly following where the subway goes, the L trains on the north, the J trains on the South.
 
2013-01-10 12:31:09 PM  
rwfan: I am truly sorry but the first thing I thought of was "waitress there is a hair in my coke"
Approves
www.theblackconservative.org
 
2013-01-10 12:54:10 PM  
I was going to go with some reference to ordering spotted dick and pie or some such. I don't know, I'm all foamy and full of cough syrup.
 
2013-01-10 01:03:04 PM  

MrBallou: Um... I was thinking cellulite


Silly me... I was thinking of.... umm.... my pitbull after he gets into the yogurt container.... yeah, that's it. my bad.  ;)
 
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