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2013-01-10 09:33:15 AM  
4 votes:

miss diminutive: I wonder if they'll sterilize the colonists. Giving birth on a planet with only 1/4th Earth gravity would have some pretty serious consequences, I would think.

Good idea.  Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids.  In fact it's cold as hell, and there's no one there to raise them if you did.
2013-01-10 08:33:43 AM  
3 votes:
'Dammit Cohagen, gib de peeple de aiyah.'
2013-01-10 09:23:35 AM  
2 votes:

braedan: You don't get voted off so much as airlock'd.

2013-01-10 08:44:21 AM  
2 votes:
Not going unless there are three breasted hookers there.
2013-01-10 08:53:07 PM  
1 vote:
2013-01-10 12:24:06 PM  
1 vote:
If they're gonna have telepathic dragons and the charter clearly states I get to knock up 3 different women, then sign me the fark up!
2013-01-10 10:16:22 AM  
1 vote:
Ill do it! how many of you do I have to kill? And if I die there will be statues and schools of me everywhere.
2013-01-10 09:40:32 AM  
1 vote:

braedan: You don't get voted off so much as airlock'd.
At least your leg won't hurt anymore.
2013-01-10 09:26:50 AM  
1 vote:

braedan: You don't get voted off so much as airlock'd.

Yeah, my first thought, more 'Amazing Race' though:

Host: "Ken and Stacey.... you are the last team to arrive. I am very sorry to tell you that you have been eliminated from the race."

*Stacey begins crying, Ken puts his arm around her, tries to look strong*

Ken: "Well, you know...geez that re-entry leg was hard and--"

*Host makes a signal, slaps on a helmet. Airlock behind Ken and Stacey open and they die in a writhing, horrible fashion.*
2013-01-10 09:14:59 AM  
1 vote:
Ice Cube and Pam Grier could be the stars...
2013-01-10 09:12:20 AM  
1 vote:
Volunteers from Roanoke strangely absent.
2013-01-10 09:02:13 AM  
1 vote:
Those who are averse to this simply need to open their miiiiiiiinds.
2013-01-10 09:00:23 AM  
1 vote:

way south: If I can take my guns and my dogs then hell yea.
Pick me up on the way to the airport.

/otherwise I'll leave colonization to the more adventurous.
/or maybe not, I'd still be damn tempted.
/launch costs are dropping so its an unrealistic idea that's becoming more feasible every year.

it's called the "Red Planet" not the "Redneck" planet...

they don't let you take Klan outfits or bibles either apparently.

/sad for you
2013-01-10 08:43:54 AM  
1 vote:
Can we send Fred Phelps?
2013-01-10 08:43:22 AM  
1 vote:
It's too bad VH1 isn't in charge of this. entire planet colonized by drunken sluts.
2013-01-10 08:41:31 AM  
1 vote:
I already live in Mars.....PA Bahaha
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