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(CNN)   New goodies from this year's CES including a hidden cell phone in first pic. See if you can find it. (slideshow)   (cnn.com) divider line 44
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2013-01-10 07:33:45 AM
Picture VII, guy with silver camera.
 
2013-01-10 07:37:30 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com

=

www.arcade-museum.com

For the modern age. That game was fun, but goddamn after about 10 minutes of playing, my knees and back would hurt like a mother from half-crouching and leaning.

/I sound fat.
 
2013-01-10 07:46:45 AM
Well, that was better than my cup of coffee this morning.
 
2013-01-10 07:52:12 AM
What were we talking about?
 
2013-01-10 08:01:11 AM
LOL the picture was even centered around her boobs too.
 
2013-01-10 08:15:28 AM
If this is the best CES has to offer this year, the show has really gone downhill...
 
2013-01-10 08:20:26 AM
Subby lies. I stared and stare at that picture. There's no cell phone.
 
2013-01-10 08:36:34 AM
I prefer picture #6 (red dress), if only for the guy holding the camera behind her.

Oh yeah, buddy, you're interested in the camera.
 
2013-01-10 08:39:54 AM
pandering to the base...
 
2013-01-10 08:43:01 AM

Yotto: I prefer picture #6 (red dress), if only for the guy holding the camera behind her.

Oh yeah, buddy, you're interested in the camera.


perhaps Nikon was introducing a new 'upskirt' mode...
 
2013-01-10 08:49:48 AM
 
2013-01-10 08:58:34 AM
Why are her fingertips so shiny?
 
2013-01-10 09:00:48 AM

Smarshmallow: Why are her fingertips so shiny?


Cause her hand is wet?

Also, $1,000 earbuds? Who the fark would buy those?
 
2013-01-10 09:04:51 AM

stuhayes2010: Subby lies. I stared and stare at that picture. There's no cell phone.


I think it's in her cleavage. Look harder...
 
2013-01-10 09:09:38 AM
It was the second thing I saw after my eyes were repulsed by booth skank with fake tits.
 
2013-01-10 09:16:16 AM

s2s2s2: booth skank


lol

boothskank. that needs to enter the vernacular.
 
2013-01-10 09:16:30 AM

abhorrent1: Smarshmallow: Why are her fingertips so shiny?

Cause her hand is wet?

Also, $1,000 earbuds? Who the fark would buy those?


Same people that by a $500 flashlight.
 
2013-01-10 09:18:48 AM

abhorrent1: Also, $1,000 earbuds? Who the fark would buy those?


latimesblogs.latimes.com
 
2013-01-10 09:26:23 AM
Bullshiat dude, no TV in that first picture.
 
2013-01-10 09:27:04 AM
i49.tinypic.com

♫ Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto ♪

Or was that just me?
 
2013-01-10 10:05:17 AM

stuhayes2010: Subby lies. I stared and stare at that picture. There's no cell phone.


I couldn't find it either.  Is this one of those tricks where if you stare at the picture long enough, something else pops up?
 
2013-01-10 10:07:21 AM

slayer199: stuhayes2010: Subby lies. I stared and stare at that picture. There's no cell phone.

I couldn't find it either.  Is this one of those tricks where if you stare at the picture long enough, something else pops up?


It's a ship!
 
2013-01-10 10:23:09 AM
I cannot believe there is not a thread yet covering the horror that was the keynote address sponsored by Qualcomm.

Link

(unless I missed it somewhere else on Fark)

//just really - someone needs to be fired over that mess
 
2013-01-10 10:24:34 AM

swankywanky: sponsored by Qualcomm


Qualcomm is still around?
 
2013-01-10 10:28:02 AM

abhorrent1: swankywanky: sponsored by Qualcomm

Qualcomm is still around?


no kidding - don't know why they couldn't just be happy making money behind the scenes. if the keynote (check the link I posted) is any indication, they'll be crawling back into the woodwork soon enough
 
2013-01-10 10:44:33 AM

Guelph35: slayer199: stuhayes2010: Subby lies. I stared and stare at that picture. There's no cell phone.

I couldn't find it either.  Is this one of those tricks where if you stare at the picture long enough, something else pops up?

It's a ship!


It's not a ship you idiot. It's a sailboat.
 
2013-01-10 10:58:15 AM

ErikShocker: Guelph35: slayer199: stuhayes2010: Subby lies. I stared and stare at that picture. There's no cell phone.

I couldn't find it either.  Is this one of those tricks where if you stare at the picture long enough, something else pops up?

It's a ship!

It's not a ship you idiot. It's a sailboat.


No it's not. It's a motorboat.
 
2013-01-10 11:12:39 AM
So, models hired to work booths at conventions are assigned revealing clothing and are gawked at / photographed by socially-awkward male conventioneers.

Booth babes are hired to be leered at. News at eleven. -- Ric Romero
 
2013-01-10 11:15:49 AM
"Hover Hand" -- socially insecure men at conventions who are photographed with attractive booth models, and are too afraid to actually touch the women, so their hands "hover" right next to the women. Yes, guys, women are laughing at you.

i922.photobucket.com
 
2013-01-10 11:20:34 AM

Slaves2Darkness: abhorrent1: Smarshmallow: Why are her fingertips so shiny?

Cause her hand is wet?

Also, $1,000 earbuds? Who the fark would buy those?

Same people that by a $500 flashlight.


You mean like the Surefire Titan?

The current version is aluminum and sells for $249 USD, but the original limited run was made from titanium for a retail price of $500 USD.

It also had tacticool stealth technology, as it could not be seen in certain environments, which this promotional photo demonstrates:

i.imgur.com
 
2013-01-10 11:26:54 AM
i2.cdn.turner.com
Intellect Motion shows off its GameCube on Wednesday, January 9. The system allows players to control a game using sensors that detect gravitational effects on the human body. For example, in the picture shown, the sensors have detected that gravity is pulling the player downwards. Developers say that as soon as someone invents anti-gravity, their system will really take off.
 
2013-01-10 12:02:59 PM

StopLurkListen: "Hover Hand" -- socially insecure men at conventions who are photographed with attractive booth models, and are too afraid to actually touch the women, so their hands "hover" right next to the women. Yes, guys, women are laughing at you.

[i922.photobucket.com image 450x600]


I admit if the girls have their bodies exposed like these girls I hover but mostly I don't put my hands around them at all. I would think they would appreciate me not putting my meat hooks on their silky smooth flesh. I guess I'm being laughed at. Very well, next time I shall eat me some ribs dripping in BBQ sauce and not use a wet nap before I get pics with booth babes. I'll be dammed if I'm laughed at again!

/...if they are not exposing flesh I will touch the woman when I put my arm around them..
 
2013-01-10 12:20:10 PM

wildstarr: StopLurkListen: "Hover Hand" -- socially insecure men at conventions who are photographed with attractive booth models, and are too afraid to actually touch the women, so their hands "hover" right next to the women. Yes, guys, women are laughing at you.

[i922.photobucket.com image 450x600]

I admit if the girls have their bodies exposed like these girls I hover but mostly I don't put my hands around them at all. I would think they would appreciate me not putting my meat hooks on their silky smooth flesh. I guess I'm being laughed at. Very well, next time I shall eat me some ribs dripping in BBQ sauce and not use a wet nap before I get pics with booth babes. I'll be dammed if I'm laughed at again!

/...if they are not exposing flesh I will touch the woman when I put my arm around them..


That seems backwards to me.
 
2013-01-10 12:23:25 PM
Subby here. Goofballs at CNN changed the photos. Now it's the 3rd pic. :-/
 
2013-01-10 12:45:03 PM
Haha, great slideshow - just as crappy as the ones I used to put together for the tech trade rag I wrote for. Random products with little explanation. CES sucks so bad. Everyone should go once and then try to never end up there again.
 
2013-01-10 12:53:32 PM

wildstarr: StopLurkListen: "Hover Hand" -- socially insecure men at conventions who are photographed with attractive booth models, and are too afraid to actually touch the women, so their hands "hover" right next to the women. Yes, guys, women are laughing at you.

[i922.photobucket.com image 450x600]

I admit if the girls have their bodies exposed like these girls I hover but mostly I don't put my hands around them at all. I would think they would appreciate me not putting my meat hooks on their silky smooth flesh. I guess I'm being laughed at. Very well, next time I shall eat me some ribs dripping in BBQ sauce and not use a wet nap before I get pics with booth babes. I'll be dammed if I'm laughed at again!

/...if they are not exposing flesh I will touch the woman when I put my arm around them..


The mockery comes from your needing the ego boost by being photographed with professional models who are required to be there.
 
2013-01-10 02:26:45 PM

abhorrent1: swankywanky: sponsored by Qualcomm

Qualcomm is still around?


Not only around, they're currently the 3rd largest chip-maker in the world behind Intel and Samsung.
 
2013-01-10 02:59:30 PM

StopLurkListen: The mockery comes from your needing the ego boost by being photographed with professional models who are required to be there.


LOL! I don't get an ego boost from that at all. I am more than intelligent enough to realize they are being paid to be there. If anything it LOWERS my ego cause the only way for me to get a pic with a hot babe I gotta go to a convention. The only way to get an ego boost is if one asked if she could go home with me.
 
2013-01-10 03:29:55 PM
I'm trying to decide if I want the $500 flashlight or the $1,000 earbuds.

I guess the flashlight. The earbuds are just going into the laundry after a week, like every other pair I've ever owned.
 
2013-01-10 03:39:44 PM
I read that as "New goddess from this year's CES" and thought Felicia Day had competition.
 
2013-01-10 05:43:33 PM

Theaetetus: [i2.cdn.turner.com image 850x478]
Intellect Motion shows off its GameCube on Wednesday, January 9.


I think they might have a wee bit of trouble with that...
 
2013-01-11 12:35:37 AM
It took me a while, but I finally found the cell phone:

i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2013-01-11 02:11:02 AM

Xexi: It took me a while, but I finally found the cell phone:

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 850x478]


Where? I still haven't found the cellphone. I did, however, find a Marvell pass badge strap.
 
2013-01-12 07:31:52 AM

sasbazooka: If this is the best CES has to offer this year, the show has really gone downhill...


That was pretty much what I was thinking. Half this stuff isn't even electronics so it doesn't belong at an electronics show no matter how new or nice it is. That may be the worlds best flashlight (it better be for 500 bucks) but it is still a flashlight, not a piece of electronics.

The waterproof coating may be advertised for use on electronics but that doesn't mean it is electronic. You don't show up at an auto show to introduce your snack foods that can be put in a cup holder so why is everybody showing off all kinds of junk that isn't electronics at CES?

Cell phone cases with pictures of dogs? 3 different sets of headphones being featured? Headphones are purely electrical devices. The same goes for the ugly speaker system. I'm pretty sure that if that massage chair has ANY electronics it is in the controller for that and that is probably just for a shutoff timer.

The subwoofer for your chair still isn't electronic nor is it even a remotely new idea. People didn't buy them in years gone by when they were under 100 or when they came built into 200 and 300 dollar chairs so I can promise you this one will flop at 350 dollars.

Pretty much the only new things I see in the list are a window cleaning robot, the GSR controlled helicopter toy, and the electric skates that even Wiley Coyote would take a pass on.

I can't even call the computer for restaurant tables new because even bloody microsoft built computers like that and they were far from the first. What you essentially have is an 80s arcade machine with Wi-fi and a menu added and all the fun removed.
 
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