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(AZ Family)   Gas stations, online purchases, your neighborhood crack house, and other places where you should never use your debit card   ( divider line
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8315 clicks; posted to Main » on 10 Jan 2013 at 8:08 AM (5 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-01-10 08:11:44 AM  
2 votes:
i know a hooker who has the magnetic strip on her inside left buttock but i keep putting in the card the wrong way
2013-01-10 08:58:48 AM  
1 vote:
If you have some time to kill, pay with cash. I recently paid for some groceries with a twenty. First I had to get the the cashier's attention since she was looking elsewhere, expecting me to be swiping and pushing buttons for a while. Then there was a beat when I handed her the bills and she tried to process what she was looking at. Finally, there was a grinding sound and a faint aroma of burnt toast as she attempted to do simple arithmetic in her head. To her credit, I eventually got the correct change.
2013-01-10 08:40:45 AM  
1 vote:
I can't stand it when people use their debit or credit cards at grocery stores. What a security risk. Besides, you don't care how much you are spending, and don't even try to get a good deal. Nope, I'm sticking with checks. There is nothing like deliberately writing out the amount, longhand for the numbers, and putting my good ol' Jonh Q. Alywa signature on the line. Of course, I have to wait until the cashier runs all the items, my coupons (doubles on Tuesday!), and then the little clerk has to get manager approval for my Chardonnay. Add in getting the bagboy to run over to service to get my Winstons. Finally, when I get my total (after bickering over the club card discount on Bounty towels), I pull out ol' big wallet. Being able to balance my register while waiting in line is nice too... always know to the cent how much BOA is holding for me.

To all the people biatching in line... FU. This is my time. Don't like it? Use the self checkout.
2013-01-10 08:14:31 AM  
1 vote:
I give out my debit card information to Craigslist hookers all the time. Of course, I won't do it till she shows me her good boob.

/should I not do that?
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